snorpy fizzlebean is literally the most character ever. he's a paranoid conspiracy theorist. he's an engineer who's considered the dumb sibling. his nose is pear shaped. his full name is snorpington. he believes in and deathly fears the illuminati. he's british. he's voiced by sonic the hedgehog. his sibling is a non binary cannibal. he's openly gay and has accidentally been in a relationship with his best friend for years without realising it. he makes charts. he has a sweet tooth because he thinks the government are using sweet snax to spy on him. he regularly forgets to bathe because he's scared of leaving the house. he has a corkboard linking every single conspiricy in the world. he owns a tinfoil hat with antenna sculpted into it. his nickname is basically snoop dog. the government has a smear campaign against him. he uses hugs to place tracking devices on people. his boyfriend lifted his crib, dawg. he has crippling anxiety. he stays hidden forever once scared. his favourite tv show was cancelled. he confessed his love to who he thought was his chandlo but was actually beffica in a costume, and the only reason he didn't know was because he wasn't wearing his glasses. he cleans his glasses at the same time every day. he battles a giant birthday cake.