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im busy with stuff for college but i have this thing

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hi! sorry abt the random message but i saw ur a nimrod fan and wanted to tell u that i quote "merry christmas, you got an F" daily

* something that stuck out to me while combing through this show is that nimrod is ridiculously funny. i don't know if it's helped by his restricted expressions and blunt, often aggressive deadpan delivery but everything he says sticks with me for one reason or another.

there's a couple lines i'm fond of but his "oh great" in 101 solution and just the raw, unfiltered contempt in his delivery gets me. yknow what i can't even blame him because if my sole purpose was to be a maths teacher only for this kid to twist my arm into destroying the entire concept and then come back later saying he needs to hand me atrociously bad work to fix it when said kid has never treated my class with anything other than mockery i would've been on the NEWS

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there's a fine line between being wary of manipulation and becoming completely paranoid because you get very close to the realisation that pretty much all human interaction involves doing things we hope will lead to a result we like

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”I have this artistic idea but not the skills to achieve it to the standard I want.”

congrats! Now you have a motif! A recurring theme! A focus for your art! Something to haunt you!

Seventeen still lives of dandelions? Three hundred poems about grief? A sketchbook dedicated to your grandmother’s house? Two books trying to unravel the complexities of familial relationships?

Don’t let the fear of it not being perfect on the first try stop you from being Weird About It!

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brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

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* been collecting nimrod clips as one does but something about him kept feeling off i couldn't put my finger on what until i realised oh yeah he doesn't wear that grate sometimes. i can't lie obsessed with the implication he has a protective panel over his dispenser all the while his whole back, which has way more vital parts mind you such as a speaker and reel system, is just fully exposed and out in the open.

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🤝being sick of that damn goat man

Though mine are probably more basic because I just think they were cowards and should have made his design more monstery, WHERE'S THE TAIL AND PAWS HUH.

see at first i even liked his design (just that though, in the tutorial i called him being a twist villain bc i had way too much faith into the writing lmao), but man going back through my stream recordings i was trying to be so nice to the game until the very end, i really didnt want to accept how much i disliked evrything lol, at least now i feel free to just yell about how much i hate it

anywaym they dIDNT EVEN GIVE HIM GOAT EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOAT EYES! TWO THUMBS! LIGHT FERN HAIR APPENDAGE! HOOVES! TAIL! FULLY FURRED! (he looks too smooth in canon, fuckimg smooth yoda ass rauru)

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an au with a total audience of one (1)

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* it's easy to outsource security work to robot. what is a robot if it can't protect? and as such ezzy should be more mechanical as a treat. with how seriously they take their role as a protector them being a sentient camera isn't out of the question, always patrolling the hallways in a compulsive, militant march. they don't know much else. the iron curtain may lay shattered yet it still hangs heavy around their neck.

their vision makes them stuck to the night shift, rendered blind by bright lights. maybe that's what kept their presence hidden for so long, their figure always tangled in the darkness of the schools many abandoned corners. it's impressive really. standing at eight feet they aren't someone to miss but at a place like strange hill you learn to ignore shadows that talk back, especially ones that carry your voice.

it's how they earned their name, assigned ezzy from the few that know of them, lifted from the electrical buzzing that hangs off their jaw. their actual name, belwist howler, is only left as a footnote in history that has long since been forgotten. and that's how they prefer it stay.

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like idk how to break this to you but most of the time straight men are homophobic and misogynistic because they hate gay people and women, not because they're secretly gay

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my take on mr creeper‼️ i tried to balance how much of him is plant and how much of him is human with this redesign :]

alt. color palette under the cut

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* in honour of pride month i will be subjecting nimrod to an endless powerpoint presentation on mobile phones until he develops body dysmorphia and cries

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haven't played the game but im a big fan of these things

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self care is making my sona chubby and silly...

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Miscellaneous work I did [and am doing] for this year's final project :]

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* i can't say i've paid too much attention to mr kandinsky's design because he never lingers in frame long enough but i immediately sprung up when i clocked those fingerless gloves. considering his preferred medium is shown to be physical, traditional art such as sculpting and textiles, all of which requires precise handwork, i know what you are. they aren't a fashion statement, those are compression gloves if i have ever seen them. you want to know how i know that? they look identical to the pair i'm wearing as i'm writing this post.

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apologies for the complete lack of posts but... what i've been up to between uni work