#the sonic can’t cry omfg

[sunliv]

Hi Liv im going to. Scream. How do you feel ab Nine suddenly making friends and gaining an older brother just for it to be taken away eventually. Like obviously he’s going to be able to keep the team n stuff but like there’s not gonna be another Sonic if this is really just a world without Sonic in it,,,And sonic can’t bear to see any version of Tails hurt so it’s going to take like a good promise that they’re both going to be ok without each other,,,hold me im going to cry/j

Hi. Ty. I am. crying as we speak. I am not ok..... he finally gets an older brother and has to lose him?????????????? also omfg even in another dimension, where Tails is so so different and older when he meets Sonic, Sonic is STILL his first friend... can you hear me crying????? Nine will be ok, probably, he will have more people, he will have a better world to look forward to, but he will have no big brother. there won't be a Sonic for him.

[samnotsammy12]

“You’ve just been to Manhattan” can’t tell for sure if this takes place before or after The Ruby’s Curse but either way this is post-The Angels Take Manhattan and omfg OUCH

Also the fact that this is the closest they ever are besides Trenzalore to being fully caught up with each other (Trenzalore was post-Library River and the only thing Eleven hadn’t done yet was Darillium, now the only thing River hasn’t done yet is the Library)

River fully believes that the Doctor doesn’t love her and it HURTS but it’s understandable because sometimes Eleven treated her ABOMINABLY

The look on Twelve’s face when he realizes she genuinely believes it 😭 in that moment he swears to himself that he will spend the rest of his time with her convincing her that he loves her

“He doesn’t go around falling in love with people” tell that to Rose and Astrid (although with Astrid ig it was more of a wish fulfillment kiss for her than anything)

“It’s like loving the stars themselves you don’t expect a sunset to admire you back” STEVEN MOFFAT YOU POET

She genuinely believes that he doesn’t care about her and it HURTS

The way he says “hello sweetie” and the love in his eyes and HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FUCKING EPISODE HE SAID THE THING

The way they fall right back into their banter bouncing right off each other I ADORE THEM THE CHEMISTRY IS IMPECCABLE

“Mummy and Daddy are busy” I LOVE HER

SHE CALLED HIM DARLING

“What do you think?” “Of what?” “My new body!” “Oh I’ll let you know. I’ve only seen the face” THE LOOK HE GIVES HER LMAO also how did they get away with all the sex jokes in this show

The looks on their FACES OMFG

when she catches the diamond down the front of her dress and he’s like “wtf” LMAO

Also how tf do some girls put stuff in their bras I feel like that would be so uncomfortable accidentally dropping an M&M or some other food or something down your bra is awful

“He had a bad day on the market” TWELVE IS SUCH A DORK

Comparing their famous SOs is hilarious he’s so jealous

The look on his face when she recognizes Darillium rips my heart out

“I’d quite like to cancel this time too if at all possible” SOBBING HE STILL REMEMBERS THAT DARILLIUM IS THE LAST TIME SHE SAW HIM BEFORE THE LIBRARY

Their argument that “not one living thing on this ship is worth you” has the same energy as those people that say “no you go first” “no YOU go first” standing in front of a door

SHE CALLED HIM DARLING AGAIN

omfg River looks AMAZING

“Now that my dear is a suit” SO FUCKING CUTE

HE GOT HER A SONIC SCREWDRIVER btw that’s my favorite retcon (in the Library two parter they say it’s the Doctor’s screwdriver, but they retconned it to be River’s)

HER LIL LAUGH WHEN HE’S MESSING WITH THE SCREWDRIVER AWWWW

Twelve gets so flustered when she kisses him lmao

HE CAN’T EVEN COMPLIMENT HER PROPERLY LMAOOO

THE MUSIC FOR THIS SCENE IS BEAUTIFUL

HE’S CRYING AND I’M CRYING AND EVERYONE’S CRYING

THE DESPERATION IN HER VOICE AGAIN MOFFAT YOU HURT ME

If you replace a couple of words in Twelve’s lil speech about the Towers it becomes “all anyone knows is that when the wind stands fair and the night is perfect, when you least expect HER, but always when you need HER the most, there is a Song” and that KILLS ME

A NIGHT ON DARILLIUM IS TWENTY FOUR YEARS THEY HAD TWENTY FOUR FUCKING YEARS TOGETHER AND THE WRITERS HAD THE AUDACITY TO NOT SHOW US ANY OF IT

the way they LOOK AT EACH OTHER IN THAT LAST SHOT

the “ and they both lived happily ever after” slowly fading to just “happily” because it didn’t last forever and they didn’t both live, but they were happy breaks my heart

This is my favorite episode of the whole show and I wish we had more of them

[marionedde]

watching sonic 2 rn and here are my thoughts in real time

not robotnik making a replication of his boyfriend

holy shit knuckles just wrecked the entire wall???????

What is his problem

ok sonic unstoppable didnt really work

GO TAILS GO HIT HIM WITH A CAR

why is the 8 year old better at driving than sonic

CLIFFORD THE BIG RED RAGE MONSTER HELP ME

im so confused where did these anthropomorphic freaks come from

where did he get the tractor

ok and stone replicating his face perfectly in coffee is....iteresting

aww he's so happy to see him

robotnik is so fucking lame

nvm he just reset his own bones he's metal asf

btw did i mention ive never seen the first one

ok ok so hes an alien

that makes sense

i find it so funny how the owls and echidnas were just like " fuck you i want to guard it"

ok the heart coffee??????

why are all the villains so unserious and then the anti-heros are serious as hell

tom is such a malewife

and a dad

im so confused

AUTISTIC TAILS AUTISTIC TAILS

chaos emerald appearance ok ok ok

none of the characters are capable of being functional and i am here for it

great job fighting in a giant ancient temple way to go guys

kunckles questioning his morals over here

SNOWBOARD FASTER

tom is so girlfail

ok tom wtf

GO TOM

GUN. GUN. FUCK OFF. KYS. DIE.

ok part 2 in a bit

omg i love rachel

GET HIS ASS RACHEL

woah wait what the fuck

oh ok giant green laser that's cool

SONIC WAAHHHHHH

RBOTNIK MAID DRESS?????????

how do this movie go from completely unserious to life or death in minutes

HE SAID IT

HE SAID THE THING

SONIC NO

aww crab

ok um task failed successfully ig

they really should have played pumpkin hill during this segment

none of the characters in this are neurotypical

TH KNUCKLES SCENE ON THE BEACH IM CRTING

ok that’s a little gay robotnik

WHY ID THE 8 YO DRIVING AGAIN

HOLY SHIT HE CAN FLY OK

I know eggman is evil and shit but thumbs up to him for hating GUN

Stone pulled through with the manual hell yeah

Brothers in arms

Sonic what

Oh ok

the primary color blurs are making me grin like a little kid

THEIR KID

IM SCREAMING

WIFE?!

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BI-

no no don’t take him to the bridge

THE TAILS MILTIPLICATION AGAIN YEAG

FUCK

YES

FUCK YES

FUCK YOU EGGMAN

YOU LITTLE BITCH

MOM GRAB

GO GET YOUR SON

THE EMERALDS

not me crying rn

HOLY SHIT!????

what is his problem with hedgehogs

WTFFFF

SONIC

OMFG

ONE HAND HOLY DUCK

he is not dead there’s no way

Sonic what

biggest gag of the whole universe

HES MATURED SO MUCH M

OUR KID?????

knuckles what the hell are you gonna do with that

OK LETS GO

BASEBALL YES

God their such freaks

DAD

DAD

IM CRYING

THEYRE HORRIBLE OMG

THE CREDITS YES

this deserves an Oscar or whatever the movie on is holy shit

what’s with kid cudi and video game songs

oh he is not dead

SHADOW?!?!??!

THE WAY I GASPED HOLY FUCK

I have so many emotions and I can’t process them all

a+ movie ten out of ten would recommend

WHERE TF IS AMY. I WANNA SEE MY GIRL.

[trulyobscurity]

Just bought a space themed shirt to wear to time fracture next month, I’m gonna look so cool😌

[kikiyakno]

[text] hey r u free at all this weekend?

[text] ok i kno i worded that as a question bt it was me tellin u to b free sometime this weekend

[text] bc even tho the line up at la playa looks 🔥🔥🔥 this weekend too

[text] ur made of constellations so ur the only stars i’m looking forward 2 seeing there ✌😔

[text] so u shud take like a 20 min break from cat sitting jae to come hold my hand while i scream the wrong lyrics to songs on purpose nd try to start a mosh pit to the wiggles 🥰🥰🥰

- B x

@itsbrandonkelly

[text:] BEE 😋😋😋 [text:] La Playa do look fire this weekend but u look fire all the time SOOO 🤔🤔🤔 hehe 😉😏😙 [text] Can’t Sunday tho imma be busy. 😢

[text] But Fri & Sat I can be all yours 🥰🥰🥰

[text] ima hype u up bee u gon sing the wrong lyrics so good ppl gonna wonder if they been singing it wrong all along 🤣🤣🤣

[text] n case u left too fast to miss me say it ur singing last friday was 💯💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️🥺🥺🥺

[ unsent typed but then deleted messages below ]

omg

a.sdkfaklsdfa

OMFG bee 🥺🥺🥺

thinkin about u singing the wrong lyrics???? on purpose??? crashin a fckin set is so fcking cute 😭😭😭

asfkdjalasfnsdf

omg is this a date???

LAKSJDFNLAKJSDNFLKAD NO U WOULDA SAID DATE 

LIKE U WOULDA SAID THE WORD DATE 2 ME IF IT WERE A DATE

UR NOT SCARED U WOULDA SAID DATE

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

but what if it IS

HOLDING HANDS????

that’s dating 

a.fskdjalfasfadsfaagea

DO FRIENDS JUST HOLD HANDS FOR FUN

i hold jae’s hand sometimes and susu’s.

N i try 2 hold jae’s hand when we cross the street sometimes but then he jus slap it away cos i tell him i don’t want ppl to mistake him for a traffic cone 😞😞😞

but none of that IS THE SAME

u hold minjoon’s hand

i wanna hold ur hand i bet its sof 🥺 

ALKSJDFNLAKSJDFNKJS

ITS NOT A DATE

THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS 20 MINUTE DATES

UNLESS UR SPEED DATING AND I’M NOT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

do u kno if u sing the lyrics of lovebug wrong u r liable 2 b jumped jobro fans b like that

but also what if i sing it 2 u  🥺🥺🥺

cos a bee is a bug

n u my lovebug

no i can’t that’s so 🤢🤢🤢

akjsdnfakjsflasdnlaskfjasfd that was so gay thank god i didn’t send that 

john green could make a fortune on that one line that’s how g🤢🤢🤢

omg

WE COULD CRASH THE ED SHEERAN SET!!!!

IM THINKIN BOUT TOOOOOESSS

😖😖😖😖

the wiggles deserve a mosh pit u right omfg

i’d have 2 hold ur hand so u don’t get lost in it tho  🥺🥺🥺

im gonna cry 

ITS NOT A DATE

sry i cant my chest feels collapssinnng 🥴

I’VE BEEN WORKIN SO HARD ALL WEEK AND I WANTED 2 SLEEP BUT BEE 4 U 😭😭😭

HOSPITAL

BEE UR SO FCKIN CUTE WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[onepunchmiss]

OPM s2 e9 Live Blog

“The Troubles of the Strong”

GOSH DANG 2 HOUR COMMUTES FROM WORK I woke up at 4am just to get to work early specifically so I could leave early I could watch this episode sooner because THIS IS THE EPISODE IVE BEEN WAITING FOR FOREVER OK Ive just been vibrating at my desk all day fluctuating somewhere between ‘awerstdyfcvgbjhkn’ and ‘SADFVYNTBGVRFCE’ IM NOT mentally or emotionally prepared so WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY IMMA WATCHHHH

as always I’m watching from the perspective of someone who is up to date on the Web comic and Manga

“I know that head” *Immediatley cuts to opening theme* I SCREAM i wasnt expecting that nor am I prepared to see Zombieman not even the same 2 pictures of him that ive seen all season help my stomach is in knots and i cannot

asdfghjkl I can tell already this live blog is gonna be SOOOOO BIAS just cause IM WAITING for THE THING annd the rest is great and all but I CANT FOCUS ON ANYTHING Im really not gonna do the episode over all justice im sorry sdfghjk

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CALLED IT IT WAS SONIC THE DOODLE WAS SONIC i was holding my breath cause I knew there was a VERY SLIM CHANCE it would be Z but i felt it in my gut It would be sonic uhg phew ok not dead yet

lol Bakuzan stopping mid boast and just screaming dude you should’ve known then and there to quit oh my god the music is SO excessive right now I’m very distracted it better be part of the gag… or not ok

Saitama just casually explaining stuff I love him so much sweetheart,,, pft “I was bored”, honestly I just appreciate how anime captures the beats every time Saitama delivers a line like that, we expect it but it never fails to make me cackle. Also, “that kind of strength should be illegal” he says to SAITAMA yeah ok

OH!!!! GENOS BB stop getting obliterated please Dr. Kuseno is old what are you going to do when you can’t rely on him for repairs and EYYY Shout out to Atomic, Tatumaki, Flash, and King for the cameos. Genos, are you really underestimating your Sensei like that?? Are you the real genos?????

OH MY GOD DID THEY JUST GIVE SUIRYU A SAITAMA FACE WHAT IS THIS CURSED IMAGE

ok in all seriousness Suiryu’s voice actor is killin it like I legit feel bad for they guy getting dragged by Saitama, U hav my respect Suiryu I still might not like you all that much but damn u makin me feel that character development

THIS IS SUCH A CUTE FACE

guys I love saitama so much be still my heart it hurts ;-; this scene chouldne be as heart warming as it is right now hhhhhhhhhhh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PRISONER PRISONER FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSDGFSDGS I FORGOT U WERE GONNA SHOW UP I HAVE AN ODD LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CHARACTER BUT GD ARE YOU ENTERTAINING AS HELL HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYOU BIG HAPPY IDIOT IM SCREAMING IM SO CONCERNED OH MY GOD THEY SHOWED THE BUTT RINGING I FEEL SO CONFLICTED AM I EXCITED?? SCARED?? PROBABLY BOTH

ok ok ok ok ok ok ok so now that the tournament is officially over I know theres still a lot to cover this ep before Z???? BUT my bloodpressure WILL NOT CALM DOWN cause WHAT IF they do thingS OUT of ORDER IM ON HIGH ALERT HIGH ALERT WHAT IF I DIE

OH HI KING HELP IM HAVING ANXIETY YOU KNOW HOW THAT BE RIGHT MY DUDE aw omg how are they both so cute looking right now??? WAIT also that was a smooth transition from Saitama Face™ to serious face woah ?? You know, with all that talk I wonder what the end game is for Saitama? Like, will the series end seriously or on a joke? He gonna find a real challenge or will it somehow be another one-punch? I am completely undecided tbh…

...i wanted king to finish saying “daze” so badly right thereu said yare yare plz give me the meme plz Ok the way Saitama keeps saying ‘Kinggu’ is weirding me out also ng is great and this is very nicely drawn

...plussireaditinamanga… PFFFTTT the VOICE ACTING-- King is such a good friend for Saitama really thank goodness for him ASDFGHJKL THE WHOLE REST OF THE EXCHANGE IS SO GOOD ‘OK JERKOFF’ im d y i n g

I MISSED YOU PLZ COME BACK TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED BEING A LIL SHIT PLZ UR BEAUTIFUL also the king movements on the bike looked pretty neato

OK Honestly though why does no one know what the Hero Hunter is supposed to look like?? How is that not common knowledge among heroes by now?????

SCREECHING IM SCREECHING THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THIS EPISODE (i hope???? its running kinda late and I’m worried???????) THE NINJAS THE NINJA DUO ITS THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM theyre so pretty i cri ????

OK MONSTER WIND LOOKS REALLY COOL I DIG I DIGGGG also I REALY dig the ominous music  and as this scene is nearing its end MY HEART IS POUNDING HELP  

MARSHALL  GORILLA IM HYPERVENTILATING AND SCREAMING AND MY PALMS ARE SWEATING ARM SPAGHETTI HELP MY EYES ARE WATERING TOO

my hands are shaking as im typing and i cant stop laughing nervously and my through is dry this is NOT NORMAL typing is hard im afraid to push play im afraid

its been 5 minutes i cant push play i cant

I MADE A MISTAKE THEY DIDNT SHOW THE OTHER HEROES FIRST HES ON MY SCREEN I CANT STOP  MY LEGS SHAKING I BREATHE

tfw ive been just mumbling oh my god oh my god nope nope nope for 10 minutes help help help nope

hes on my screen but i cant push play i cant open the tab i cant

everything is so much easier if i didnt FEEL but I have FEELINGS \

I cant even look at him i cant hes too perfect help

30 minutes i can breathe but like shaking ???? ???

ok it only took 45 minutes alright ok ok ok open the tab and PUSH the BUTTON

I lied it took an hour i still cant look at the screen im gonna die this man will be the death of me I CANT GO 2 SECONDS WITHOUT PAUSING AND SCREAMING WHY CAN I REREAD THE CHAPTER OVER AND OVER BUT CANT LISTEN TO HIM FOR 2 SECONDS WHY

OK im gonna start counting how many times I’ve paused from now on its been AT LEAST 8 so lets start there.

9

10

11 long pause his voice im crying his face

12

13 just look at him I cant my stomach

14 “DRAT” help me

15 i keep switching tabs but cant push play again oh no

16

17

18 I just noticed he definitely has eyebrows here asdfghjkl

19

20

21

NO COME BACK TORTURE ME SOME MORE WITH YOUR PERFECT GENERAL PRESENCE that was the most exhausting 1.5 hours asdfghjkl what if they dont make a season 3 what if I never see him in motion again what if i just die

OH MY GOD DRIVE KNIGHT MY MYSTERIOUS SON THANK YOU I CAN BREATHE DISTRACT ME PLZ

WAIT

DESTROCHLORIDIUM I CANT HANDLE THIS EPISODE I JUST REALLY CANT I JUST AND THE HEKKIN CAPTION HE GOT A BAD CASE OF THE RUNS AND OMFG MY FAVORITE GAROU MOMENT FROM THE MANGA THUS FAR NEXT WEEK I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i… no recap this week. i think my feelings on the ep are obvious.  Thanks for reading and somehow managing to get this far? I appreciate yall so much really. Thank you for following me being nuts as I am. I seriously mean it. I’ll see yall next week with the next with the next episode!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

mmkay let it out what's your thoughts on the new doctor who

- Okay so right off the bat??? It took me less than five minutes to fall in love with Bill holy SHIT

- Like I could tell from her original preview that I was gonna like her but!!! She’s fantastic!!!!

- 12 playing the electric guitar at any given time is a strong weakness of mine

- The Doctor…has pictures…of Susan and River on his desk…I am…beyond deceased

- Okay like literally every single incarnation of the Doctor fits the aesthetic of ‘eccentric professor who gives no fucks but also ends up teaching very memorable classes’ perfectly but like. I’m so glad Capaldi is the one that gets to FULLFILL that omg.

- “You shouldn’t be in my class you aren’t a student here”

- “I know but I’m like really gay and accidentally made my crush fat because I can’t function properly”

- “Valid points, I need to teach you everything I know.”

- What…is in…that Goddamn vault.

- “Doctor What?” you know that killed him just a little inside

- She got him a freaking carpet for Christmas??? amaze

- Also just the fact that she spent Christmas with him??? You’re not crying I am

- 12: “I’m a cold hearted lone wolf I’m here to do my job I don’t care about anyone no one can crack me-”

- Bill: “Yeah my mom died when I was a baby and I have no pictures of her it makes me very sad”

- 12: *internally screaming, eye twitching, frantically grabbing a camera and sprinting into the TARDIS, shouting* “I aM a CoLd HeArTeD lOnE wOlF i’M hErE tO dO mY jOb I dOnT cArE aBoUt ANYONE-”

- seriously that was so sweet I almost cried???

- LMAO when she said “You’ve apparently been teaching here for 70 years” and he was like “You’re thinking, ‘he doesn’t look old enough’ “ and she said no. HIS FACE 😂

- “One time you were supposed to give a lecture on physics but you started ranting about poetry” “They’re the same thing.”

- Like they did a weird job with the Heather girl??? I ultimately felt bad for her but she was like shady right from the start it was strange

- Like every time Bill was around her I was like “honey reel in your thirst just far enough to realize this situation has me nervous” omfg

- w h a t  i s  i n  t h e  v a u l t

- Am I like…the only person who doesn’t like Nardole? I never have tbh he just feels shoved in there

- Like his whole spiel about wanting to make sure the Doctor’s dealing with River’s death okay at the end of the Christmas special was sweet but like??? He feels out of place and hasn’t properly done anything yet???? Idk it feels like someone inserting an oc into their fanfic re-write of the show but not knowing how the oc can actually effect the plot

- The Doctor has been a college professor for at least 70 years like…is the TARDIS okay? I can’t imagine she enjoys being parked in his office or the ‘out of order’ sign omg

- Yes, yes I am worrying about a sentient machine’s feelings leave me alone

- “I see my face all the time- never liked it, it’s all over the place, having expressions when I’m trying to be enigmatic.” MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

- “Why are you running like a penguin with his ass on fire”

- When she asked the Doctor if he knew about sci-fi. A++

- He was so swept up in figuring it out before he snapped back and was like nEVER MIND SWEET CHILD PLEASE GO AWAY ITS PROBABLY JSUT WATER lmao

- Can we as a society please stop setting creepy moments in fiction in bathrooms??? Like I’m fucking over it

- And honestly??? I’m so PISSED about the thing in the shower drain holy shit after years of having issues with drains because of “it” and I finally start fucking getting over that only for Doctor Who to do this to me??? Why does this show always know my deepest paranoia shit and use it only briefly like WHY

- Anyway,

- Bill’s reaction to the TARDIS was HILARIOUS

- “What happened to the doors though did you run out of money?” LMAO

- WHAT IS IN THE VAULT

- I lost it when they ended up in Australia omfg that was good tegan screaming in the distance

- “IF YOU’RE FROM ANOTHER PLANET THAN WHY DID YOU NAME YOUR BOX IN ENGLISH IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE”

- “You’re…the first person to mention that…?” I WAS SCREAMING

- yelling ‘shark attack’ in a restaurant and it actually works? okay

- Why does Capaldi’s Doctor have such a penchant for traveling to the literal end of the universe??? This is the third or fourth time he’s gone there omfg

- Like he’s always like “no one will find us here” but like at this point? End of the universe would be the first place I’d check for him? lol

- 12 looked so proud of himself when he was called ‘silly’!!!! I’m so happy for him it’s a relief he’s out of the emo ‘what kind of man am I’ phase

- OKAY LISTEN UP

- WHEN THE DOCTOR GAVE NARDOLE A SPARE SONIC SCREWDRIVER

- DID WE ALL SEE THE DESIGN???

- BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S THE SONIC RIVER USED IN THE LIBRARY AND IF IT IS I AM GOING TO THROW MYSELF DOWN THE STAIRS I S C R E A M E D

- on a mildly related note: Nardole running around trying to sonic things and quietly screaming was THE MOST ME THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON TV

- I do shit with that exact attitude all the fucking time you don’t even understand I was looking in a mirror it was hilarious

- So question: Since when is the Dalek’s laser “the hottest fire in the universe”? Is that an already established thing I forgot about or like…did they just want an excuse to show the Daleks? lol

- so Creepy Water Demon Girl was chasing them through time and space solely because she thinks Bill is hot?

- R E L A T A B L E

- When Bill asked the Doctor how he’d feel if someone erased his memories and a slightly warped version of Clara’s theme music started playing??? I stabbed myself that was UNCALLED for I was NOT READY

- When the Doctor was having Internal Struggles™ and he told the pictures of Susan and River to shut up and then the TARDIS started making noises at him and he was clearly getting emotionally ganged up on I was YELLING that was so funny lmao

- Why was he so against travelling??? Why the same school for 70 years??? WHAT’S IN THE VAULT??? Who did he promise????

- The whole ending scene when he was inviting Bill on the TARDIS- idk I just really liked it?

- The lighting behind him from the ship, the mini speech, the music playing in the background??? I really dug it omg

- WHAT IS IN THE VAULT

- But no yes I???? Really freaking enjoyed the episode. Like it’s obviously not the best of the series or anything but I think it was a great opener and now I’m even more pumped for the rest of the season I’m so hype I can’t handle it omfg!!!!

[tallskinnyvanillalatte]

Castle Episodes (Season 6)

Alrighty, the season 6 post. You can find the previous seasons here.

6x01 Valkyrie: I was surprised when the proposal happened because I didn’t expect it that early but then I remembered that their weddin was supposed to be in the season 6 finale and then it made sense. Seeing the “previously on”, I really like it that both Castle and Beckett went to their parents for advice. HI PI. We meet Pi lol this guy. Castle’s reaction to the guy abducting him is priceless. “Walk over to that car and get in like you know me” “Yeah but I don’t know you and I have a salmon that needs a refridgerator”. Pi is... really weird and different, but it’s still rude of Castle to behave that way and not give him a proper chance, I mean, he should just pull himself together for Alexis. “You have less than a day to live.” to be continued. Argh you guys.

6x02 Dreamworld: Castle was poisoned last episode, so he only has hours to live. He talks to Martha and Alexis on the phone and they have no idea, but it’s so emotional. “And mother... thank you.” and to Alexis “You know I love you, right?” Both are pretty worried because he’s acting weird and they don’t know that’s going on. “When you write your next novel, maybe you’ll include a dashing Columbian-American agent” I’m not sure if it was Columbian or some other country but I wonder if in the book that was released after this episode, there’s such an agent. lol Ryan to Esposito “I always thought that you and I would have kids together” “Really? Have you told Jenny about this?” “You know what I mean” I love their bromance omfg. At the end, Castle wakes up in the hospital with Beckett, Martha and Alexis by his side and it’s really emotional. And then there’s Pi and it’s just hilarious. But I get slight parallel feels when I think of 7x01 when he was missing two months and wakes up at the hospital as well.

6x03 Need to Know: Castle and Beckett are facetiming in bed and it’s so adorable when Beckett kisses the screen and Castle touches his screen and puts “the kiss” on his face.  It’s almost gross, though, to be honest. Like, ew, your love is gross. And then Pi lol. “x is to Russia what David Hasselhoff is to Germany” I’m not sure Americans know what Hasselhoff is exactly to Germany. At the end of the episode, Beckett is fired. Which is good because she can go back to the precinct but it also sucks for her because this was a great job.

6x04 Number One Fan: “Because I could play Richard Castle trivia with you all day, I’d crush you” this was so hilarious omfg. “What’s your favorite food?” “Are we talking everyday food or fine dining? Are desserts included?” :D I love how sarcastic he gets when he’s nervous and under pressure. Beckett walking off the scene with that grin because she’s investigating this scene - best. Castle is shot (in the vest, thank god) and when Beckett rushes over to him and he gains consciousness again, he yells the codeword “cheeseburgers” which is hilarious. Also, the bullet is perfectly on the “i” lol. At the end of the episode, Beckett is back at the precinct, back in her job, and it’s just so cute how they all clap for her. I really like this episode because it’s more normal, you actually wonder whether Emma killed the guy or not. It’s nice.

6x05 Time Will Tell: Castle is mad that Pi is still living with them, sleeping on their couch, and Alexis tells him they found an apartment and will be living together. And he’s freaking out because apparently, Alexis is too young (19) to be living together with her boyfriend. I don’t see the big deal because it’s totally normal where I live and it’s not like she’s 16. And then Alexis reminds Castle that he’d been living with his girlfriend when he was 19, as well, and he says “yes but that’s different” “how?” the way she says this is so cute and of course he has no answer to that. I love that Beckett takes her side and reminds Castle that it was the same with her and her dad when she was younger and that her dad’s disapproval just made her want it even more. “Because... I’m from the future.” OH MY GOD IS THAT THE EPISODE WITH THE COFFEE STAIN THAT’S THERE BUT NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. Oh my God I LOVE this episode. “This just became my favorite case.” same, Castle. “What did you expect, Castle, Doctor Who’s sonic screwdriver?” DOCTOR WHO’S SONIC SCREWDRIVER “You watch ‘Doctor Who’?” OMFG BEST. “She was with a woman.” SHE’S GAY OH MY GOD THIS EPISODE KEEPS GETTING BETTER. If Castle could go back in time, he’d go back to when Alexis’ hands were tiny and he’d hold her up on his shoulder and awww it’s so beautiful, I wish we could see those times <3 The time traveler guy says something about future Castle living in New York with his wife and their three children :’) I love this because they end up having three kids as well. The coffee stain on the letter, I love this. At the end of the episode, Alexis is leaving home to move in with Pi. it breaks Castle’s heart and he just whisphers “too soon” after she left. :(  Anyway, I just love this episode because it’s so mysterious.

6x06 Get a Clue: Alexis and Pi have invited Martha and Castle over for dinner at their place. Martha brought them beautiful Orchids omg they are gorgeous I want them. Castle is not so excited - the face when he enters their place. Their place is lovely, though. Really nice. And Alexis looks gorgeous with her hair in curls. Martha is being all polite and supportive, but Castle always has to make a snarky comment. Castle went on a field trip with Alexis’ class when she was in 3rd grade. I love that Martha talks to Castle about his behavior and how he’ll lose her if he won’t change his point of view. Castle and Beckett get out of the chapel too easily. Like, all of a sudden Beckett has cell phone reception again? Yeah she’s standing on something, but still, it felt too easy. “Hi... can I come in?” “We can talk here.” They both are right (to some extent), they both are wrong, but it just hurts to see Castle so heartbroken :( Alexis is also hurt because she found out about Castle’s engagement over the phone with her grandma. The ending breaks my heart so many times. With Castle wanting to out for makeup icecream but Alexis refusing. Aw bb :( It hurts so bad :( (I’m having slight Lexi-Alvin parallel feels here but at least they didn’t kill off Alexis) Oh, one more thing about the episode: I love all the riddles, the clues, the puzzles.

6x07 Like Father, Like Daughter: “I need your help. But just because I’m asking doesn’t mean thinks are okay between us. I’m still mad at you.” lol, oh Alexis, I love you, but.. whatever. “She [Alexis] is practically family, I care about her, too.” <3 “Your girl is one in a million, you should be proud.” “Oh, I am.” <3 I wanna see more of Alexis and Lanie omg. It’s adorable how worried Beckett is because she’s about to become part of their family, yet Castle and Alexis have this huge history and such a strong bond and she’s only looking in from the outside when it comes to that part. “I’m sorry I was mad at you.” that scene is so emotional with her crying and the hug <3 The final scene at court is so moving, I got chills all over. “Thank you... for everything” that’s also what she said after Paris. “You ready?” Alexis said this but in season 5 it was Castle who asked if she was ready when they were about to enter the loft after Paris. “There’s someone else I need to thank” it’s Beckett <3 The hug and Castle just smiles, it’s beautiful.

6x08 Murder is Forever: lol plot twist - the woman is dead (as expected) but the murderer is sitting right next to her which I didn’t expect. I love it when Ryan and Esposito are out in the field together. ooops they are ambushed by freaky clowns. They are alright, though. The hug between Beckett and Castle at the end of the episode is so cute.

6x09 Disciple: The victim looks exactly like Lanie, it’s uncanny. It’s so creepy to see a dead woman in the autopsy that looks like Lanie, exactly like her, like twins. And then another dead body is found that looks exactly like Esposito. The coloring of the episode is pretty dark. “That’s from the documentary” OH MY GOD THAT’S SO COOL THAT THAT ONE EPISODE IS BROUGHT UP AGAIN. And now 3XK omg. “We will meet again. I don’t know when. But we’ll meet again.” Fuck me up big time. Jeez. I feel like this 3XK storyline needs to come to an end, though. They can’t stretch out a storyline forever. According to my posts, he was last mentioned in 5x05, then 4x04 and it started in 3x06. That’s just... too long, you forget about everything.

6x10 The Good, The Bad, And The Baby: They are celebrating Thanksgiving together. Castle with the baby is adorable. Alexis would’ve been named Cosmo if she’d been a boy ;D Ryan freaks out because every time he holds the baby, he starts crying (the baby, not Ryan) and Ryan thinks he’s not ready to be a father. Aww bb you’ll do great :’) “Well, you care. That already makes you a hundred times better than the dad I had.” Aww Espo :( Beckett and Castle taking care of Cosmo is hilarious. It’s hilarious when Alexis enters the loft and sees Martha feeding the baby with Castle and Beckett just waking up on the couch and then saying “How long have I been gone?” Castle says that Meredith wasn’t really around when Alexis was little, so he did it all on his own :’) Cosmo is actually called Benny. Eh. The ending is hilarious - Castle had told Beckett that it’s a family tradition to dress up on Thanksgiving, so she dresses up as Pocahontas. However, he was just kidding and then she’s like “yeah well we better make this a family tradition, dress up, pilgrim” and hands him over a costume. Alexis just laughs, Martha high-fives her, it’s gold.

6x11 Under Fire: The beginning is SO dramatic oh my God. Beckett with watery eyes, talking to very pregnant Jenny over the phone. Behind her, a burning building. “Jenny, I need you to stay calm, okay. Something’s happened.” And then we go back twelve hours. “Crime scene at a fire? Never done this before” well, you should move to Chicago then cause fires happen there very frequently ;) I love that Castle suggests the name Cosmo for the baby. Espo and Ryan are trapped in a burning building and it’s so heart breaking. And if that wasn’t bad enough, Jenny arrives at the scene, having contractions. Wow if I had to make a top 5 of moments that are so not okay, the moment of Ryan and Jenny talking over the phone, Ryan saying goodbye to her, both crying, that moment would be high on that list. Jeez. And Ryan was gonna name the baby “Javier” if it was a boy. To which Espo just says “You’re gonna name a white Irish kid ‘Javier’?” Let me just cry forever when Ryan and Esposito are rescued and Ryan goes into the ambulance and Jenny sees he’s still alive and he sees her and their daughter, like :’)

6x12 Deep Cover: Castle receives a mysterious call, something about how lives are at stake. Wait a second... that Mister Cross looks an awful lot like Castle’s father Hunt. That’s him though, right?? Yep it’s him. Like, the episode was so innocent und uneventful, and then it gets super dramatic and serious within a minute. “Or did you forget what happened in Paris?” “No. How could I forget?” Aw :( “Remember this guy? Alexis’s kidnapping last year.” It gets even more intense when Martha sees him. And then Castle performs surgery on him to remove the bullet lol. It’s strangely hilarious when Beckett sees Hunt on the bed, stitching himself up, Martha sitting by his side, Castle saying “meet your future father-in-law”. I’d just like to see Alexis meet him. The pictures of young Alexis on the piano are adorable. “He was never worth your time.” “Oh yes, he was. First time I met him, he gave me the greatest gift of my life... you.” <3 “Think we’ll ever see him again?” “I wish I knew.” Parallel to season 5 here, where Alexis asked “Do you think he made it out?” And Castle goes “I wish I knew”

6x13 Limelight: Who wouldn’t want Pi in front of their apartment at 6:45am :D “Hi!” “Hi Pi!” “Bye!” - she should’ve yelled “Bye Pi!” back, that would’ve been the greatest scene of all times. OH MY GOD IS THAT MAGGIE??? YES IT IS OH MY GOD. So many fandoms colliding in this episode omg. Grey’s, Castle, CM. Awww hey Lola Glaudini <3 It’s so cute when Alexis walks in and she talks real nice about Mandy .. until she mentions Mandy growing up and it becomes super awkward because Mandy is actually in the same room. “Because right now, I wish I could disappear from my life, too.” aww bb :( I love that Mandy and Alexis are somewhat bonding, though they couldn’t be more different. I also like that Alexis got in a semi-dangerous situation but I wouldn’t have said no to a little more drama. Oh my God, Lola was the killer. Wow, now that I think about it... You could actually write a little follow up story on Elle Greenaway which ends in this episode. “Could you thank Alexis for me, too, please.” <3 “You got it right. I’m just not sure I did.” I love that Castle mentions getting married in space again.

6x14 Dressed to Kill: Aaaaah I’m getting strong The Devil Wears Prada and Anna Wintour vibes <3. The wedding dress Beckett is wearing is hideous oh my God. Like, the gray part is beautiful but the white coming out at the sides? Ew. I should be relieved she’s not wearing that one to her real wedding. The line where Beckett said about standing in front of her mirror, expecting her mom to stand behind her... that’s a nice parallel to Martha standing behind her in front of the mirror at her wedding.

6x15 Smells Like Teen Spirit: What horror movie is that part from?? Like, the beginning, it reminds me of some horror movie I think. COURTENEY COX STYLE. “Mister Dunnan, you’re still here.” “And sadly, you’ve returned.” Perlmutter and him would be such great buds omg. Neither Castle, nor Beckett had their prom, it’s lovely that they get it at the end of the episode. Petition for Ryan to say “Inhaberschuldverschreibung”. “It’s all led me to right here, this moment, with you.” The ending is so gross with their song (In My Veins) playing, them dancing. Ew. 

6x16 Room 147: Aw Alexis has a new haircut, love the bangs. “now that you’ve broken up with your boyfriend” OH THAT HAPPENED. “She’s exhausted” aw he’s worried. IS THAT.. PENNY BLAKE FROM GREY’S?! YUP IT’S HER OH MY GOD. Beckett is worried that Alexis doesn’t want to move back home because of her. lol three people confess to the same murder, knowing many details about the case, it’s hilarious. The conversation between Alexis and Beckett is so cute and so important. The ending is so adorable omg I’m dying. “Dad... can I come home?” “Come here.” And then their hug is so perfect omg the way he hugs her a little tighter and smiles, it’s so beautiful. And Alexis mouths “thanks” to Beckett. <3

6x17 In the Belly of the Beast: The coloring of the title card is different, it’s greenish. Beckett is abducted, she’s working undercover. Shit’s getting real real fast. Ten minutes in and I’m not sure I like the tone of the episode, the feel. Yeah, I don’t like it. But Beckett’s goodbye letter is somewhat emotional and touching. It would be very emotional if I felt the episode more, you know. I’m just not feeling it, I’m not emotionally invested, so her letter doesn’t really get me. It’s painful to watch Beckett geing waterboarded. This is just painful to watch, I don’t like it. It’s just painful and brutal and I do not want to watch this. I’m this close to just fast-forwarding the episode. I seriously don’t like it. One of my least favorites for sure. The ending is pretty open with them not knowing who Lazarus really is, Simmons and Bracken playing some kind of role. Still meh.

6x18 The Way of the Ninja: Perlmutter is so done with Castle, so tired of his shit. lol Ryan doing karaoke.

6x19 The Greater Good: We meet Gates’ sister. Beckett and Castle work on their invite list to their wedding - 585 people is a start I guess? They decide that they should take one minute to write down all the people that HAVE to be there, that make them happy. They both just write “you” <3. Until Castle goes “But of course I’ll have to invite my mother and Alexis” and then they go on - Beckett’s dad and aunt, Esposito, Ryan with Jenny, Lanie, Gates, the poker group, ... :D

6x20 That ‘70s Show: The 70s setup is hilarious. Like, they just redecorate the whole precinct to make it look like it’s the 70s. Lanie was hilarious and then Ryan and Espo walk in and I’m cracking up. Alexis is also there. It’s hilarious when Gates returns to the precinct and sees that 70s makeover :D The 70s themed disco party at the end is pretty great.

6x21 Law & Boarder: It’s so cute when Alexis and Beckett fist-bumb because she’s beating Castle at Scrabble and that never happens. Lanie is Beckett’s Maid of Honor, so Ryan and Esposito wonder if one of them will be Castle’s Best Man. I don’t watch Law & Order but I’m pretty offended they didn’t add the usual “dun-dun” to the Castle ‘intro’. Like, you had one job. It’s hilarious how Ryan and Esposito are making Castle little gifts because they want to be his best man ;) Also, Beckett beating Castle at Scrabble again is hilarious. “Guys. I asked Alexis to be my best man. Aside from Beckett, she’s the most important person in my life.” <3 Ugh their relationship is so important to me. Like, can we get a spinoff please? With Alexis like 5/6 years old or something. Someone invent a time machine so that we can go back in time and make this happen with Nathan Fillion and Molly Quinn as the actors.

6x22 Veritas: Beckett’s storyline continues. I’ve reached a point where I’m not really interested in this storyline anymore. It’s been going on for too long, they lost me. At the end of the episode, Beckett arrests Bracken, so I’m guessing this storyline is over?

6x23 For Better or Worse: I just noticed that Castle has his writer vest with the bullet as the ‘i’ dot framed up in his office. That’s so cute. I also know that there’s the “Captain Castle” sign on his desk. But I wonder about all the other props at his place that I have never noticed. I feel like there’s a lot of details put into his place. Anyway. About the episode. Apparently, Beckett is still married. And I hate those storylines where they can’t get married because someone finds out they are still married and needs to get the divorce papers but there’s still issues and it’s just a whole mess. I hate it. It’s just a desperate attempt to stir some more drama and stretch the wedding even further. Awww Scottie Thompson, nice to see you :’) Gotta say, Beckett looks way better in the make up dress than in that hideous thing she was supposed to wear. The scene with Martha and the earrings was lovely. And then we finally get to the wedding and that accident happens and the wedding is not happening after all. Like, how frustrating was that for the people that were with the show from the very beginning, super excited for the wedding, watching the episode live on air. The wedding was finally supposed to happen and then there’s this annoying storyline with Beckett’s “husband” that takes forever. And when we finally cut to the chase, it’s still not happening. Eh.