#the substitute

[poorly-drawn-puppet-history]

fucked up and widdle

[illadvisedart]

all of my best friends

[moth-yknowtheartist]

I may be going out on a limb I may be wrong but I am taking the firm stance Concupiscence "Connie" McNasty is NOT just the substitute's name that is 100% the professor's full legal name and I'll tell you why

1. Shane Madej, when delivering the package, read halfway through the name and went "Oh, Connie" and turned to the substitute in recognition. Shane Madej, via his estranged producer status, seemingly does not know that the substitute is a hologram like he has thus far regarded the substitute as if he is 100% the living normal professor back under strange circumstances. The professor is canonically on Shane's payroll Shane KNOWS his real name Shane has seen his SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER if "Concupiscence" was completely different from that name there would be way more visible confusion

2. The substitute did not, inbetween careful planning to peel a guy and obtain a genie lamp, name himself fucking Lust McNasty

[geniepuppet]

The Professor ignoring the Algorithm...? Interesting

[carryondrawing]

🎶 He's going to make one hell of a him out of the pieces of you🎶

@wearewatcher

[sardonic-the-writer]

Obsessed with the mental image of Shane Madej hunched over a table at three am racking his brain for song lyrics before jumping up and going "that's it! widdle bowtie."

[trashworldblog]

absolutely love that we all saw the substitute get defenstrated and came to the same conclusion that he probably didnt die because he JUST taught us that just because you get defenestrated DOESNT MEAN that you DIE, plus that little weirdo is to cool and freaky to die. shane madej would NEVER

[ashamedmadej]

i'm so normal

@wearewatcher

[dwampyversegifs]

[poorly-drawn-puppet-history]

[squirreledawayart]

Anyone else worried that the box was never destroyed?

[moth-yknowtheartist]

RISE AND SHINE, OLD PAL OF MINE!

guys can you believe it's been almost a year since this bastard tried to skin a man

[merryfight]

okay, real talk: how is a hologram going to hold a real knife to peel someone with? we've already established that the substitute needs a corporeal form in order to rub the genie lamp. is his knife also a hologram? is the next episode going to open with blue pixel elmo furiously trying to stab ryan as the blade and his fuzzy lil arm just keep harmlessly passing right through him? because that would be the best resolution to a cliffhanger i've ever seen

[geniepuppet]

Puppet History + textposts

[sardonic-the-writer]

THE FIGHT SCENE WITH RYAN AND THE SUBSTITUTE, GIVING THE METEORITE A PERSONALITY AND STORY, PROFESSORS LOVING PARENTS, THE CALLBACK TO BEING THROWN OUT OF A WINDOW, RYANS BADASS LINE BEFORE DEFEATING THE SUBSTITUTE, THE GENIES BEETLEJUICE VIBES, BEEF BOY BEING ONE OF THE LAST THINGS THE PROFESSOR THOUGHT OF BEFORE HE KNEW HE WAS ABOUT TO DIE, THAT FUCKING REUNION HUG—

[catsharkie]

my favorite fucked up little guy