#the trash stache

[navybrat817]

You're under arrest ⛓

For stealing his heart 💜

Bahaha. 😂 Oh, Bill. Is this a no takesy backsies situation? Can I make him shave it? Can I phone a friend?

He'd probably get me off, but I won't like it. 😂

Love them at their worst to get them at their best, right? 😉

Love and thanks! ❤️

[lloydhansenanon]

How are you and your ‘stache today?

- 🧸

My ‘stache and I are both fine, little bear.

And how are you?

[forchrisevans]

CHRIS EVANS as Lloyd Hansen in THE GRAY MAN (2022)

[misguidedasgardian]

Ok so reader feeling needy for Lloyd and I feel like maybe she is not too confident on asking/telling him what she needs…..how does she get what she needs from ?

Absolutely loving Lloyd!

In light of being recently freed, and to celebrate The grey man premier... let´s do this..

AU MASTERLIST

Warnings: smut, unprotected sex, mentions of nausea and vomiting, teasing (It´s Lloyd), Sweet Lloyd, (also a warning on himself), shy and pregnant reader... and well, all the fun that comes with this AU

Notes: This belongs in the same AU, but is NOT a direct continuation, just a jump in time, we are still getting a part three as a direct continuation

You woke up in fear, as you did this last few weeks... In fear that you'd get so nauseous you'll vomit all morning... again. Since you found out you were pregnant you had been harrassed by so much morning sickness not even the medicine your doctor got you helped. It had been a hellish first trimester and even if you were barely showing you felt like hell, heavy, sweaty and already uncomfortable. Your back hurt like hell as did your feet, lik at any time you could bend and break your spine.

Lloyd's appetite for you had dwindled since the second week this started… because he could tell how uncomfortable you were, and even though you were grateful he understood and gave you your space, you were starting to get worry, that his desire for you had begun to dissipate. That now that he fulfilled his purpose he wouldn’t want you anymore until he wanted to put another baby inside of you. 

But as you opened both your eyes and looked around, even sat on the bed… you didn’t feel nauseous at all, you felt amazing, good, energetic and like some sort of cloud had dissipated from above you 

You stretched like a cat on the bed on the soft sheets, feeling relieved even though you couldn't claim victory yet….

You heard the shower in the master bedroom so you turned to look at the clock on the nightstand… it was 7:00 in the morning, and you smiled thinking Lloyd hadn't left for the office yet

“Sorry Wifey, did I wake you?” you didn’t answer, you were staring at his naked form. He fixed his short hair back as droplets of water ran down his well toned body, getting lost in the v shape of his groin and down his white towel. You swallowed thickly, feeling a tingling sensation travel down your body. You shook your head, answering him and your eyes not leaving the bulge hidden beneath the thick white cloth

The doctor warned you this might happen, your hormones were going crazy and it was going to be normal for you to jump on your husband, you didn’t think it was going to happen, but here you were, not being able to mutter a word and rubbing your thighs together under the sheets. 

“How are you feeling?” he asked then, you finally looked up to his face and you saw it twisted in what you could only describe as a mocking grin, his eyebrow raised, a side smile.

“Good” you whispered. With wide opened eyes and mouth slightly opened. Were you just noticing right now how handsome he was? Has he ever been this hot? Your eyes trailed down his body once again, and you noticed his hand traveling closely to the end of the towel

“I’m leaving soon honey” he teased, “I'm going to be gone the rest of the day, is there something you may want from me before I leave?”, suddenly your mouth was dry

“Oh mmm, I don’t think so” you managed to say. He chuckled darkly

“Sure? Your pupils are so blown out you look like a cute little kitten” he mocked

“I’m fine” you whispered again, and with a single movement, he released the towel from his hips, letting it pool by his feet. His big cock jumped in attention, the tip red and swollen and you whimpered at the sight 

“You sure?” he asked again, he took some steps towards you and the only thing you could do was moan wantonly, he raised his arm and with one single finger he caressed the apple of your cheek and down your jaw. You fought to look up at his face and not his thick dick, “Why are you so shy? even after all the things we have done” 

“I just…” you couldn't quite finish the sentence, “I’m just am, I guess” he leaned in until his face was just above yours, his breath fanning over your face making you tingle

“What do you want, baby?” you just look at him dumbfounded, cheeks heated 

“Lloyd” you whined, his thumb found your bottom lip and rubbed it teasingly, as his blue eyes got darker by the second

“Talk to me” he demanded, “Tell what you want” you whined, “Don’t be a little brat pumpkin, you had been feeling so poorly lately I didn’t want to bother you, but seems I neglected you”

“You did” you moaned

“So tell me what do you need” 

“You” you demanded, “Just you” you repeated

“I think you may want a more specific part of me” he chuckled darkly, dropping a sloppy open mouth kiss on you, leaving you breathless

“I want all of you” you whispered against his mouth

“That’s so vague” he mocked some more

“Please” you whined, feeling embarrassed

“You need to be a liiiiitle more specific” you could tell he was enjoying it, you being the one wanting

“Lloyd…” you called, and he tilted his head, giving you his complete attention, “I would like to… make love?” you whispered, looking down 

“Is that right?” he teased, “make love? You want me to make love to you?”

“Yes” you muttered slightly 

“You are such a good girl, my sweet” he purred, finally throwing himself on top of you, making ou fall back on the bed with him on top 

He had certainty in the way he ravaged you, getting rid of your pijamas and shits covering so swiftly you understand why he was so good at his job. He never stop kissing you nibbling your lips and you jaw and neck, but he found your mouth again when he swiftly penetrated you in one swift movement. You were so wet you only felt incredibly full, no pain, as you moaned wantonly on his mouth.

“I’ll make love to you as many times as you want” he promised against your mouth, “you give me a baby, so I’ll give you the whole fucking world if you ask so sweetly” he purred. You hug him tightly against you as he kept pounding into you, sensually and roughly, but so delicious, your climax build quickly, and when it exploded you swore you never felt better, so content and like you were floating. He cummed as well releasing his seed deep inside of you.

He released you gently and you already knew what follows, he was going to leave you there, alone.

To your surprise… he didn’t, he fell on the bed right next to you. And held you tightly against him, his hand stopped in your belly.

“You are showing a little” he whispered, he smiled softly at you, like he had never done before and your chest filled with warmth and love. He kissed your forehead gently, and then he scoop you in his strong arms and cuddled with you on the bed

“You are going to be late” you warned, not even wanting to let go of him

“What are they going to do?” he chuckled, “I want to stay here on bed with my baby momma” 

Taglist! <3

@phildunphyisadilf @lifeissomethingelse @black-repunzel99 @momobaby227 @siriusjohnpotter @l0st-in-reality @taytayvb1020 @chris-butt @aubageddon91 @thegirlnextdoorssister @patzammit @mooievis @cecegreen

[starlightcevans]

Lloyd Handsome.

Yep, you read that right, even with his trash stache 😌

(If you would like to repost these pictures, please tag me.)

[dindjiarin]

[missus-shadowsinger]

For us mustache lovers

Edited by yours truly

[rainbowkisses31]

Chris Evans Says ET Canada 'Chose Violence' With Moustache Pic.

"The Gray Man" star Chris Evans calls ET Canada's Keshia Chante out for a photo posted to Twitter years ago that showed the actor donning a particularly large moustache. Chris' co-star, Ryan Gosling chimes in on the 'stache debate, sharing how the facial hair helped the character in the film.

[sparkledfirecracker]

@chase-your-dreams-away and I are printing shirts at this point.

“I’m cheering for the sociopath” or “I’m with this guy”

Featuring this guy

If this gif belongs to you, please come see me for the well deserved credit

[navybrat817]

Your husband is waiting for you

Why? 😱

I need Scott to save me. 😢 Keep that clit tickler, pussy loofah, muff brush, beaver broom, cunt duster, flavor savor, I can't remember any other names for the trash stache, far away! 😂🤣😂

Love and thanks! ❤️

[uptownhags]

PEAK COMEDY that [musician guy, 34], who I dumped in december immediately after he refused to hug me while i cried :), spent several months “exploring himself and what he really wants” to then go official with an oil exec who finished college in the year of our lord 2017. i am begging (1) man do something surprising, just for me!!*

[forchrisevans]

Chris Evans as Lloyd Hansen in The Gray Man

[adoreyouusugar]

OOOO WEEEEE I WOULD SLURP HIM BAD something about when he has this little ugly stache…delicious

[slutforsilverfoxes]

“shut up and go sit in the corner” yes sir mr. hansen sir

[peyton-warren]

A girl knows when she’s been beaten. Have officially given up resistance to the trashstach. 🏳🏳🏳

(Edit: I'm sure Lloyd would be happy to know this is my 300th post on tumblr. Smug Bastard.)

[buchanans]

sorry can’t talk new chris evans movie dropped