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incorrect-ionians · 8 months ago

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Mottle: What time is it?

Klernt: I dunno. Pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out.

Klernt: [BLASTS the saxophone as loud as goblinly possible]

Granny: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING???

Klernt: It’s 2am.

#incorrect quotes #world of io #ioverse #goblins of io #mottle io #klernt #the tumultuous klernt #granny io #kingbendrick #tomato gaming #brettultimus #source: ???

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incorrect-ionians · 8 months ago

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Klernt: There’s no I in “team” but there is one in “pizza.”

Mottle:

Mottle: So you’re not gonna share?

Klernt: I’m not gonna share.

#incorrect quotes #world of io #ioverse #goblins of io #klernt #the tumultuous klernt #mottle io #tomato gaming #king bendrick #source: ???

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incorrect-ionians · 6 months ago

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Layton: You're telling me Peekel knew exactly what we needed to beat Kaasma Khara this entire time and you didn't tell anyone?!?!

Klernt: What? She says insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true?!

Peekel: Bank accounts ees a scam invented by the shadow government~!

Klernt: SEE?!?!

#incorrect quotes #world of io #ioverse #the miss demeanor #goblins of io #layton beardthrone #klernt #the tumultuous klernt #peekel #kaasma khara #the completionist #tomato gaming #breebunn #source: hazbin hotel

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incorrect-ionians · 4 months ago

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Mottle: And that’s when it hit me: the best idea I’d ever had in my entire life…!

[jump-cut]

Klernt: That’s the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life.

#incorrect quotes #world of io #ioverse #goblins of io #mottle io #klernt #the tumultuous klernt #kingbendrick #tomato gaming #source: the boondocks

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incorrect-ionians · 8 months ago

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Peekel, pointing into the distance: Look!

Kobold: [stands ominously atop a cliff, looming over the goblins]

Klernt: Drop 'em!

Mottle: [fires an arrow, instantly killing it]

Several More Kobolds: [begin to pop up behind the corpse of their deceased companion]

Skagzag: Shit.

Even More Kobolds: [rise into view atop the cliff, their numbers nearly a thousand strong...]

Mottle: Fuck, that's like ten!

#incorrect quotes #world of io #ioverse #goblins of io #peekel #klernt #the tumultuous klernt #mottle io #skagzag #breebunn #tomato gaming #kingbendrick #crendor #source: helluva boss

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incorrect-ionians · 2 months ago

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Skagzag: Imagine sticking your tongue on a stranger's car on a cold day and getting stuck.

Mottle: Why...?

Skagzag: To ruin everyone's day. Imagine being late for work because of that. Just calling in like, "hey, sorry, I'll be late today. Some idiot got stuck on my car."

Klernt: I'd probably just get in, lock the doors, and drive.

Peekel: Ooh, ees brutal.

#incorrect quotes #world of io #ioverse #goblins of io #skagzag #mottle io #klernt #the tumultuous klernt #peekel #crendor #kingbendrick #tomato gaming #breebunn #source: foxes in love

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incorrect-ionians · 4 months ago

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Skagzag: Do you guys ever wonder what your life would be like without me?

Skagzag: Would it be nice and more peaceful?

Skagzag: Or would you be bored because nothing unexpected ever happened?

Klernt: ...Why are you asking this like that?

Skagzag: The bathtub is full of electric eels and I can't get them out.

#incorrect quotes #world of io #ioverse #goblins of io #skagzag #klernt #the tumultuous klernt #crendor #tomato gaming #source: foxes in love

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incorrect-ionians · 4 months ago

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Mottle: Peekaboo is just making fun of babies for not having object permanence.

Klernt: I’ve made fun of babies for less.

#incorrect quotes #world of io #ioverse #goblins of io #mottle io #klernt #the tumultuous klernt #kingbendrick #tomato gaming #source: tumblr

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