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Absolutely love this 💗

I saw an incorrect quote the other day and haven’t been able to stop thinking about it, it was this. vv

Logan: I cut my finger

Y/N: I can kiss it. That way it'll get better

Logan: *confused*That works?

Y/N: Yeah, my mum used to do it all the time when I was little

Logan: Huh...

*later*

Logan: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Wade: *has waited his whole life for this* I thought you'd never ask

This was from @of-many-incorrect-quotes

Reword it if you want, idc 😭 I just need it

Logan x Reader x Wade

426 words, nothing bad, just fluff.

Also tagging @of-many-incorrect-quotes for credit.

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“Fuck!”

You turn to look at Logan, who was shaking his hand like a mad man, his hammer in his other hand as he mumbled curses.. “Are you okay? What happened?”

“He hurt his poor little finger.” Wade chirps in, still sitting on the counter as you and Logan hung up a new shelf on the wall.

“Oh no, let me see?” You ask, holding out your hand, expecting him to just put his hand in yours.

“I’m a grown man.”

“Yea, but look, it’s red.” You nod towards his hand, and in the corner of your eye you could see Wade leaning forward, his chin resting on his palms as he sat with his legs crossed.

“I’ll survive.”

“But does it hurt?” This time you grab his hand yourself, lifting his hand up so you could see his middle finger which was red.

“Only a little.” He admits. “It’s just a cut.”

“I can kiss it.” You tell him, and look up into his eyes. “So it gets better.”

His eyes squint down at you in confusion. “That’s not a thing… is it?”

“Yeah, my momma used to do it when I was little, every time I got hurt.”

“Huh…”

“Can I?” He nods. Then you lift his hand and gently press a kiss to his little cut before running your hand carefully over his, a soft smile on his face as you let him go. “Better?”

“So much better…”

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After that, Logan couldn’t get enough of your magical kisses. At least twice a day you’d find that he hurt himself. Whether it was him getting a paper cut on his magazines, or it was his overreaction when Wade punches his shoulder as he passes him in the halls of the little house you all shared. But he eventually ran out of ways to get himself hurt, especially after you told Wade to stop punching Logan, you mind already making him to be like your child.

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It had been a few days now since he last got a kiss from you, and he was dying. So as you went downstairs, you stopped around the corner to hear Wade and Logan talking.

“I need you to punch me in the face.” You hear Logan's voice, and your eyes squint in confusion.

“Oh? Does someone have a newly developed kink?” He asks shamelessly, and you see him rolling up his sleeves in the window reflection. “Or is it something you’ve had for a while?”

“Just fucking punch me in the mouth.”

“Either way, I’m not kink shaming.”

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Y/N: *slightly scared* Why are you smiling?

Logan: What? Can’t I just be happy?

Y/N:

Logan:

Y/N:

Logan: Okay, fine, I may or may not have tripped Wade in the parking lot-

Y/N: LOGAN-

Logan: See?! I didn’t tell you because I knew you were going to react like this!

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Logan: I cut my finger

Y/N: I can kiss it. That way it'll get better

Logan: *confused*That works?

Y/N: Yeah, my mum used to do it all the time when I was little

Logan: Huh…

*later*

Logan: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Wade: *has waited his whole life for this* I thought you’d never ask

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*Y/N and Logan, arguing*

Wade: Why don’t you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another?

Logan: *very much in love with her* WOAH-

Y/N: *very much in love with him* YOU ARE WAY OFF BASE, BUDDY

Wade: Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me!

Wade: *To Y/N* Yes, yes, he's a brute, I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but admit it, you're real curious to know what he's like in the sack!

Wade: *To Logan* And you. Ha! Well, you're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings because the last time you opened your heart, you got hurt! Owie.

Wade: And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. So please, for my sake, either quit your bickering or pull over, tear off those clothes, and GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!

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Bucky: *shyly* are you uncomfortable?

Y/N: *also shyly* I’m not uncomfortable, are you?

Bucky: *blushing* no

Sam:

Sam: I’m uncomfortable

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Bradley: What if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Jake: Don’t do that

Bradley: Come on!

Jake: Please don’t

Bradley: She won’t even notice! Watch

*Y/N walks in*

Y/N: Hey guys-

Bradley: Jakes single

Y/N:

Jake: *facepalms*

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Jake: *after meeting Y/N for the first time* Our children will be smart and beautiful

Bradley: Not to mention imaginary

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Y/N: Oh my god, this date is so boring! Why would you bring me here?!

Natasha: I didn’t. I told you I was going grocery shopping and that you shouldn’t come because you always hate it and you said ‘fuck you, you can’t tell me what to do or how to feel’

Y/N:

Natasha: So here we are

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Jason: Oh, come on, Dickie-bird. Nobody actually believes that Y/N and I are in love

Jason: Show of hands, how many of you genuinely believe me and Y/N are in love?

Entire Batfamily: *raises their hands*

Jason: Y/N, put your hand down

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Y/N: *smiling down at Natasha, who’s half asleep with her head in her lap* You’re so cute when you’re sleepy

Natasha: *mumbling without opening her eyes* I could kill you, you know

Y/N: *lovingly* I know

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Y/N: This is my ex boyfriend, Bucky

Bucky: *sighs* Doll, you have to stop introducing me like that

Bucky: Hi, I’m her husband. Nice to meet you

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Y/N: *trying to trick Daryl into taking a shower* I’m gonna go take a shower, wanna join me?

Daryl:

Daryl: Have ya never taken a shower before?

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Drunk!Y/N: Hey, I-I just want you to know that I think I have like a big crush on you

Dean:

Dean: Sweetheart, we’ve been married for three years

Drunk!Y/N:

Drunk!Y/N: So, does that mean you like me back, or-

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*Y/N and Jason in an argument*

Jason: Oh, fuck you-

Y/N: Later. Now listen-

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Charlie: Are you think big spoon or the little spoon?

Dean: I’m the knife

Y/N: *from across the room* He’s the little spoon

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Daryl: Do ya wanna play 20 questions?

Y/N: Sure! I’ll start! What’s your favorite color?

Daryl ‘can’t take a hint to save his life’ Dixon: Triangle. Do you love me?