#I think I’m funny

[fullbattleregalia]

Me: It’s late - I should go to bed.

My Brain: When you thing about it, mosaics were the original pixel art.

Me: Why are you like this?!

My Brain: Hey, you’re the one who took all those courses in uni. I didn’t force us to take Introduction to Classical Archeology.

[mothman-stolemyeyebrows]

Martin to Jon: do you think we love each other in every universe?

The other universe:

[kartsie]

This just in: local reporter more famous for looking like celebrity friend than any of his stories from last decade

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

this was all i could think of when they were talking

[bibibitchery]

i’m not calling you “sir”, you haven’t even been knighted, fucking poser

[bonebrokebuddy]

The inherent comedy of a criminal trying to do a your mom joke on Batman

Batman: *a singular tear travels from his eye holes down his faceplate*

Criminal: dude I’m sorry if I touched on a bad subj-[The sound of metal gauntlets breaking someone’s nose]

[oxydiane]

shippuden

[lemony-and-zesty]

[randomsufff]

Basically the wedding

(Has anyone done the this before- because if not take my vision that I had at like 1 am last night)

Honestly- was debating whether to put Quackity or Slimecicle as the dude falling but I thought it fit Slime more lol

[papastarion]

Karlach: Pfft. Who’s Gale Dekarios?

Gale: Me, obviously.

Karlach: No, your last name isn’t Dekarios.

Gale: Last time I checked it was.

Karlach: Oh.

Gale: What did you think my last name was?

Karlach:…of Waterdeep.

[paperw0rmz]

Throw back to when I was trying to take a photo of my dog and he yawned causing the most horrific photo ever

[strawlessandbraless]

Men will literally go to a Russian gulag before they go to therapy

[yanderemommabean]

Important conversations being had

-Mommabean

[wrathofrats]

The sequel. Tag yourself, I’m squirt and the rock (probably also distheybled)

[writer-of-the-lamb]

the grass eater trait

lamb, frying grass : dinner’s ready lamb fam

followers, cheering and running over : thank you leader!!

narinder, disgusted : how lazy must one be to call grass a meal.

lamb : excuse me, this is cuisine. and they love it.

narinder : you manipulated them to love it

lamb : touché, asshole. and i know you want some

narinder : i certainly do not. that is dirt.

lamb : okay fussy eater, jesus.

narinder, offended : i am not a “fussy eater”-

lamb, stirring a bowl of mushed grass : i used to fuck this shit up, you ass. can’t believe you walk up here and call it bad.

narinder : i did not call it bad

lamb, sarcastic : ohh sorry, “distasteful!” maybe even, “most revolting!”

narinder : i do not talk like that

lamb, in a posh accent : “i do not talk like that.”

narinder, growling : do not forget our origin, lamb. it is unwise to insult me. the red crown may lay atop your head, but it was mine to-

lamb, moving a spoon toward him : here comes the aeroplane

narinder : excuse me.

lamb : eat the fucking grass narinder

narinder : i would rather starve.

lamb, dropping the spoon : fine. see if i care.

3 hours later, narinder is curled up in a ball.

lamb, sitting outside his tent : someone’s hungry.

narinder : i will manage

lamb : serves you right

narinder :

lamb, munching grass from the floor, sarcastic : so glad i don’t insult the leader’s cultural dishes, now i get to eat this wonderful food.

narinder :

lamb : use your manners.

narinder : hand me a bowl.

lamb :

narinder : please.

[ainsadist]

“I’ll repent…”

@thatsthat24