#the worst thing i've ever written

[neosvcr]

"oh baby, i know," sungchan coos condescendingly into your ear, as he coaxed your second orgasm of the night out of you with his fingers. he presses a soft kiss to your forehead, the gentleness of his words and kisses contrasting with the lewdness of his fingers scissoring in and out of your soaked cunt. and the way he smirks when he notices the way unshed tears fill your eyes, threatening to flow down your cheeks and the way you squirm underneath him. "am i teasing you too much, love? want me to fuck you now?" he says softly, chuckling when you whimper and nod your head in response. he pulls his cum covered fingers out of your cunt, shoving them into your mouth. his breath hitched when you swirled your tongue around his fingers, ducking your cum off of them like the good girl you are.

sungchan takes his cock into his hands and tapped it on your clit, making you jolt and whine a little bit. you reacted so well to him, always taking whatever he gave you and that's one of the things he adored about you. "so fucking pretty," he coos as he observed the strings of your arousal connecting your cunt with the tip of his cock. he impatiently spreads your thighs wider apart before slowly sinking into you, groaning softly as he bottoms out. he lowers himself and presses kisses onto the corner of your lips, taking in your pretty whines. "t- too big.." you gasp, causing him to chuckle.

"too big," he coos condescendingly, stroking your hair before slowly thrusting in and out of your sopping hole. "too big? but you're gonna take it for me, right? gonna be a good girl?" he breathes out into your ear, chuckling darkly as your nodded. you never fail to amaze sungchan with how willing you are to please him, to make him feel good.

it doesn't take long until he's drilling you into the mattress, the glazed over look in your eyes filling him with the desire to fuck you absolutely stupid. and you just won't shut the fuck up. "am i fucking you dumb on my cock already, baby? tell me how good it feels.." he whispered shakily into your ear. "come on baby, tell me," he began slowing down, brushing your hair out of your face and pressing a kiss onto your forehead. "love it, feels so good," you respond through the most adorable whimpers.

"yeah?" he smirked, giving you a particularly hard thrust. "you love my cock? want me to fill you up? make you a mommy? fuckin' take it then princess, take it for me." he begins rambling in your ear, the feeling of you wrapping around him, all wet and warm drawing breathy moans from his lips. and he does exactly that. he fills you up just like he promised, but he's not done with you yet.

[funkyplantguy]

OOH OOH, Mumbo putting the big ol' bootycheeks on the Cub billboard and then stepping back and looking at his work and feeling kinda 😳‼ about it

CACKLED OUT LOUD READING THIS ASK AND IMMEDIATELY SCREENSHOTTED IT TO SEND TO TWO OF MY FRIENDS. anyway, here's...uh...this! -

"hiya, mumbo, what doin?" "studying." "studying...what?" "cub's ass." "...i'm sorry, what?"

mumbo turned to face the avian, folding his spyglass in on itself with a clean, satisfying schwick. honestly, grian sounded much more confused about all of this than he had any right to be - it wasn't as if he didn't do the same thing with scar. arguably, what mumbo was doing (standing at a respectable distance, using his spyglass to peer into the strange labrynth cub was currently navigating) was much better than what grian did when he was bored. he was going to give scar a heart attack, one of these days, with his propensity for perching in trees and dive-bombing the man the second he stepped within range. so, really - grian had no ground to stand on, not with this. "cub's ass," he repeated, "don't act like you don't watch scar build for hours just on the off-chance that he'll take his shirt off" "that's different," grian grumbled, swinging so that he was hanging upside-down off of the branch he'd previously been perched on. "we've been together for years. it'd be weird if i didn't want to see him naked. cub, on the other hand...i didn't know you liked him like that." "oh, i don't," mumbo dismissed (ignoring the way his heart skipped a beat in his chest at the suggestion), "i'm just bored. and someone needs to finish that sign you put up." "sign?" grian asked, peering owlishly at him. "which...oh, the one in the shopping district?" "mmhm. i should have known you wouldn't do the back - but no fuss, i'll handle it." "i...the back? mumbo, what do you mean? it's a billboard, it doesn't need a back." mumbo chuckled lightly to himself, sliding the spyglass into the pocket of his slacks. ah, grian - always skirting around the issue at hand. typical. "i - hey, don't walk away from me - what do you mean, it needs a back? what are you going to add to it? mumbo? mumbo?" a few hours later, grian had his answer. and mumbo could tell that he was impressed (if the wide, round eyes and gaping mouth mumbo was met with as he glided down from the back of the sign meant anything). scar, on the other hand... "no way!" the shirtless man shrieked, from where he was sprawled out on the grass next to his partner. "you gave him an ass! you gave cub an ass! this is great! oh - mumbo, you've really outdone yourself with this one." "mumbo," grian interjected, glaring down at scar with a look that screamed don't encourage him! "what the fuck." "what do you mean? the sign needed a back. i added one. it's simple, really." "oh man. grian - grian, this guy's down so bad. it's so funny - i should tell cub. i should tell cub - can i tell cub? please? please can i tell cub?" "no, scar, you cannot tell cub - mumbo. mumbo, are you sure you don't fancy cub? i mean...you just spent two hours recreating his ass, for goodness sake!" mumbo hummed to himself, turning to survey the sign behind him and...oh, goodness, he'd given cub a bbl. did cub's ass really look like that? it had to - he'd studied it for hours, diligently, so he could get it just right...maybe he'd remembered it incorrectly? maybe he'd need to go back to the source to examine it just a bit further...

oh. oh.

yeah, okay. maybe he understood where grian was coming from. "hey guys - oh, hey, mumbo. did you...is that an ass?" "yes." "huh. nice. good job." "thanks, cub."

[the-lonelybarricade]

If my Elucien week fic is trash you guys need to promise you'll still pat me on the head and tell me I did a good job on account of the stress this has put me through

[platoapproved]

He had wondered before, if cooked human flesh would be any more palatable to a vampire. What about vampire flesh? Just how badly was Marius going to gag, when Daniel force-fed him a slice of his own sautéed dick?

Chapter 2 of the Marius Killing Fic! Now with 100% more cannibalism and Armand and Daniel domesticity. Get you a fic that can do both? Anyway, hope you enjoy, you beautiful sickos. 💚

[lenle-g]

iconic, thankyou 2015 Len

[coeluvr]

Man putting Vincent through the flame heart flirting is my favourite pasttime hes probably so sick of my MC HDJJSJSJ ALSO HELLO? update made me insane /pos

Aaa I'm so glad you liked it! The flirting options are my faves too because most of the time they're just so ridiculous. 💀

Vincent is definitely sick and tired of it but I believe he deserves it. 😋

Thank you for the kind words! 💗

[theflyingfeeling]

...😭

[psychicvoidtale]

If you receive this frog plush from me, it means that you are my best friend and that I love you very much.

[loki-wants-an-army]

spn and pjo might actually work as a crossover- a brief essay

Percy Jackson and Supernatural would actually make a decent crossover- both having that early 2000s, road trip Americana vibe mixed with myths and monsters of the week. Dean and Sam would freak the hell out. Percy and Annabeth would be sassy and suspicious as shit.

Annabeth wouldn't know about them, having spent most of her life on the run and then sequestered at camp, but it's entirely possible Percy or maybe even Grover might've seen Dean and Sam's mugshots somewhere or something. Percy can't be too quick to judge based on that alone considering his own dodgy record, but still it does warrant concern.

Imagine- from the Winchesters' end it sounds like there's weirdly consistent descriptions tied to rumors of kids disappearing or involved in almost inexplicable altercations. From the kids' perspective it's running into weird guys who seem to be a little too aware of the things most people ignore with the mist, while they're on an important quest away from camp.

They could bump into each other a few different times on the road before either one group finally decides to confront the other, or they end up in the same battle. Maybe the brothers save them in a fight, maybe it's the other way around and the kids (especially Annabeth) end up doing the rescuing instead. I don't know, it could be interesting and funny both ways. Let's just say they take turns.

Or alternatively, maybe the halfbloods just happen to pull up to some random town diner or motel, near flat broke and at least a little bloody, running from a monster the Winchesters also happen to be tracking, or vice-versa you could have the brothers arrive somewhere chasing a monster the kids happen to already be running from, and the conversation starts from there, with Sam leading with a few careful questions.

Naturally, when he realizes they're the direct target of the attacks and that it'll probably continue that way if not get worse, Dean frets over them even more, because he's a good guy like that, and then he accidentally ends up semi-adopting the gang, or at the very least reluctantly cross-country taxi driving this group of insanely powerful but scary young demigods (and a satyr)- who apparently have superpowers and their own magic weapons made of a special monster-killing celestial bronze- he should see about adding that to the arsenal- while Sam asks all kinds of questions about Greek monsters and the gods, updating and expanding on his notes, initial enthusiasm quickly tempered by increasing alarm.

They can also bond by angsting over shitty parents, hell knows Dean would immediately cave and take them all under his wing for that alone.

I think it could be an interesting parallel between the hunters and the hunted. Both tormented by monsters and unable/unwilling to give up the fight, and in Sam's case he could also relate to the whole "being haunted by visions" thing. I also imagine Percy and Annabeth's flaws of unwavering loyalty and pride respectively might make an interesting match with the themes of Supernatural. Plus I'm a sucker for found family tropes that follow their own unique dynamics and don't try to just mirror a weird, idealized, suburban nuclear family unit.

edit: Oh! Also Dean hates airplanes and Percy can't do flying because of the whole Zeus wanting to kill him thing

[yeonban]

Unprompted.

Anonymous asked: Do you think Nikolai can tp his dick in someone?

Erm...! JADGHSAHASGDSHAJDSAGHDSAJDHSAJ thanks for the mental image anon this will plague me for years to come! BUT JOKING ASIDE............ this did unfortunately make me contemplate the answer so in short: he probably could, if he wanted to (<- although I can't see him ever wanting to unless he's prodded to by the person in question).

To be more exact, his ability lets him create portals within 30m of where he's standing, and the only other requirement is for him to put the object/person/etc he wants to teleport (ex. his dick in this case) in his overcoat; which means as long as the other person is within 30m of him, he could, technically, create a portal in their mouth (or whichever other hole they preferred) which would connect his dick to their mouth. If by some miracle you can manage to convince him it'll be a fun experience to try out, you could have some form of freaky public sex with him (ex. having him transfer the tip of his dick into your mouth for you to lick/suck on; his dick in your vagina/ass for regular penetration etc) with no one else noticing it at all. I hope this knowledge now haunts you as it does me!

[cafecitoeddie]

he's gonna ask marisol to marry him.

i can't even fucking believe i'm typing this out but my absolute gut feeling is he's asking her to marry him.

there won't be any injuries. there won't be any fires. there's only going to be eddie diaz setting FIRE TO HIS WHOLE LIFE by asking the woman who is absolutely in love with her brother, the woman he asked to move in with him AND THEN KICKED HER OUT A DAY LATER, THE WOMAN IS BRINGING OUT HIS CATHOLIC GUILT, to marry him.

why? because its the right thing to do and christopher needs a mother who loves him and will love eddie and perhaps he's dealing with some unresolved feelings about himself and his sexual preferences but NAH, he's gonna jump right into a marriage with a woman because its the right thing to do. OR SOMETHING I DON'T FUCKING KNOW I'M NOT WRITING THIS SHOW.

helena and ramon are back? yeah they're getting married through the court, POR LO CIVIL as we call it. abuela? yeah she's back SHE LOVES MARISOL.

fuck this place. fuck it i hate it here.

this doesn't mean its gonna happen i'm not writing the damn show but it all points to possibly being the storyline right?

[sauriansolutions]

So based on some vague keyboard smash posts, plus some screenshots I saw around Tumblr, this is my interpretation of what I think we English server players can expect to see soon in Chapter 7...

Spoilers below the cut because this is all highly accurate!

Rook's dream:

Rook: Omfg it's Neige and Vil! Onstage, together!

Rook: And now they're singing and dancing about their precious friendship!

Rook: And I have a front-row seat!

Rook: *pulls out a pair of jumbo binoculars* :D

Rook: *puts a pair of tiny opera glasses on the jumbo binoculars* :D :D

Vil's dream:

Vil: Hello there, I am Vil--yes, Vil the very successful actor. Vil, the shining star with no competitors whatever, yes, that's me.

Vil: And this here is my lowly assistant... lol I forget his name?

Neige: *bowing* You're so much better than me, Vil-sama, I am unworthy of a name!

Vil: Ahaha how amusing... a talking ant. Don't make me step on you, little bug~

Neige: You can step on me Vil-sama it's okay!

Vil: ... Alright but don't make it weird.

Epel's dream:

Epel: *unnaturally deep voice* Hello fellow students, I'm Epel and I am Very Tall.

Fellow students: *craning their necks to look up and up and up* .......

Yuu: *takes out their Trauma Count notebook and adds a tally mark*

Later...

Yuu: Uhh so, Silver... is this the kinda stuff you see all the time, when your magical narcolepsy makes you visit people's dreams?

Silver: Yeah. This is all pretty normal.

Yuu: Huh.

Silver: 😐

Yuu: I think I understand you much better now.

Silver: 😐

______

God also, apparently, they're going to go backwards through every character's dreams in reverse order of their introduction? And I can't fucking wait??

Here are my predictions:

Chapter 5: Ignihyde

Ortho's dream:

Ortho: Hooray, I'm so happy we're finally outside!

Idia: Me too!

Ortho: And we're at a park!

Idia: You were right all along lil bro, parks are fun!

Ortho: And all our friends are here too!!

Idia: Hooray for friendship amirite?

Yuu and the gang: Huh, this one is weirdly wholesome. Hey, I wonder if...

Idia's dream:

(It's the same dream, but...)

Idia: Omfg help, SOS, mayday, someone please save me!

Yuu: Idia? Are you--

Idia: You gotta get me outta here! There are people everywhere! They're all looking at me and AHHH OH GODS NO, you're people too!!

Idia: ahhh it's literally my worst nightmaaare ahhh *runs away*

Chapter 4: Scarabia

Kalim's dream:

Grim: omg where are we??

Yuu: I dunno, everything's so bright and shiny it's hard to even look at...

*clouds part*

Giant Baby Otter: HELLO

All: AHHH

Giant Baby Otter: YOU ARE ALL CORDIALLY INVITED BY KALIM AL-ASIM TO PARTYLAND, THE LAND WHERE IT'S ALWAYS A PARTY AND THE PARTYING NEVER ENDS

Grim: Oh shit, I wanna go. Can we go to partyland? Please? Pleeeease?

Sebek: No, we can't go to partyland, we need to save WAKASAMA--

All, including Giant Baby Otter: 🥺

Sebek: ...

Sebek: Okay, ten minutes.

Jamil's dream:

Jamil: Muahahaha! Finally, Kalim is DEAD! I killed him!

Jamil: And now... I'm going to...

Jamil: TAKE A NAP!

Kalim: Yaaay I'm actually alive!

Jamil: What?? No!

Kalim: I was just pretending to be dead! Funny joke huh? Hee hee!

Jamil: I literally stabbed you eleven times, how--

Kalim: The power of friendship!

Jamil: That doesn't even--

Kalim: Let's join hands and sing the friendship song!

Jamil: NoOOOOoooOo

Chapter 3: Octavinelle

Azul's dream:

Azul: Welcome to the Mostro Lounge II! The even better, even more monetarily successful version of Mostro Lounge!

Yuu: Oh. Hmm. This is...

Silver: Yes, this seems about right.

Sebek: This is exactly as I expected!

Azul: Excuse you? Are you calling my dream boring and predictable?

Grim: What, you mean you own TWO restaurants, and make even MORE money now? Ugh, let's go before he makes us wash dishes or something.

Azul: *shouting after them* Wait! There are some new menu items!

Azul: Mostro Lounge II has its own Magicam account!

Azul: ...Come back and buy something!

*cricket noises*

Azul: Fine, I don't need you guys anyway! C'mon, Sentient Coin Collection, let's go count you in the Even More Exclusive VIP Room!

Sentient Coin Collection: *weird muppet voice* Hehe yay! I love when you count me, Azul~

Jade's dream:

(It's just a picture of Jade smiling and saying something that's been blurred out. In front of an entire background that's also been blurred out.)

Yuu: We are legally and morally unable to show you what happened in Jade's dream.

Yuu: Needless to say, mushrooms were involved.

Grim: Never EVER, say the word "mushrooms" EVER AGAIN--

Floyd's dream:

(It's the same picture again, but with Floyd.)

Yuu: You know what?

Yuu: We're going to just. Not talk about this one, either.

Grim: *is just sobbing* I HATE DREAMS

Chapter 2: Savanaclaw

Ruggie's dream:

Ruggie: *opens a closet door and finds it overflowing with random bags of chips, fruit slices, a whole baked ham, etc*

Ruggie: omg yes! Look at all this free food!!

Ruggie: *opens another closet door and finds it overflowing with plastic containers*

Ruggie: EVERYTHING'S COMIN' UP RUGGIE BUCCHI TODAY shishishi

Jack's dream:

Jack: ... One thousand! I'm done my sit-ups!

Jack: And now it's time to start my pull-ups...

Grim: Do you actually, seriously dream about working out?

Jack: ...Yes?

Yuu: And then wake up, and go do it for real?

Jack: ...Yes??

Jack: Well, wait, no. Not before I've had a solid 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep, obviously.

Grim: Let's go. C'mon Silver, do the dream magic thing.

Yuu: Yeah, hurry. I'm feeling like a lazier, generally worse person every second that we stay here.

Sebek: *is also lifting weights* Aww, do we have to leave already? I like it here--

Leona's dream:

Leona: zzzzz

*Leona is dead asleep in the middle of the botanic garden*

Yuu: ... can you sleep in a dream?

Grim: Yes, Yuu, we literally just established that in Book 7, Chapter 50-something, weren't you paying attention?

Sebek: So... what do we do now?

Silver: We have no choice. We must... go into his dream-within-a-dream!

*horn noise from Inception*

Leona: zzzzz

*Leona is dead asleep in the middle of the botanic garden, except now everything is staircases*

All: NoOOOOoooOo

*horn noise from Inception*

Chapter 1: Heartslabyul

Trey's dream:

Trey: Oh good, you guys got here just in time. The cookies are ready.

*Trey, dressed in a dentist's garb, pulls a steaming plate of cookies out of a giant mouth*

Grim: NO NO NO EVERYBODY RUN

Trey: Wait, come back, there is a perfectly normal explanation for this I promise--

Cater's dream:

Cater: My Magicam account has its own Magicam account!

All: ...

Cater: Yeah that's it. That's my dream.

Cater: My life actually kind of sucks, okay?

All: 😨

Ace's dream:

Ace: Hey guys, I'd like you all to meet my brother~

Yuu: Is that Patton Oswalt?

Patton Oswalt: Yes it's me, Patton Oswalt, I've been Ace's older brother this whole time!

Grim: Okay wait. Time out. Ace, is your brother actually Patton Oswalt?

Yuu: Or is it just your dream that Patton Oswalt was your brother?

Ace: Wouldn't you like to know!

(This is an inside joke that only me and like one other person will understand...)

Deuce's dream:

Deuce: *surrounded by baby chicks and empty egg cartons* I can't believe it!

Deuce: Baby chicks really do come from grocery store eggs! I KNEW IT!

Deuce: Hah! What do you have to say about THAT, Ace?

Ace: *offscreen* Uhh well, my older brother is Patton Oswalt, so...

Deuce: Argh! Dammit Ace!!

Grim: Are we done yet? I have no idea what's even going on anymore.

Silver: That's pretty normal for dreams, actually.

Yuu: Just one more dream... then we can go face off against Hornton... This one shouldn't be TOO bad, I mean it's--

Riddle's dream

*Riddle is 9,000 ft tall and breathing fire*

Riddle: Who the FUCK ate my FUCKING strawberry tart?!

*Riddle's mom appears, and she is 12,000 ft tall and breathing even more fire and has lasers for eyes*

Riddle's mom: ... LANGUAGE, RIDDLE!

*Godzilla noises in the background*

*Also everything is on fire*

Yuu: *puts on a bowler hat and sips a coffee that just appeared out of nowhere* This is fine.

END

(this got away from me a little)

[stock-human]

I think the internet has poisoned us into believing that everyone is either an evil abuser or innocent victim.

But most of us are just poor little meow meows looking for mutual affection and understanding.

Fail, fail, and try again.

[krikeymate]

Fictober 2023: Day 27: “I don’t know if they will accept this.” - Betrayal. Sad and Sexy. Featuring Chad POV. Fandom: Scream Rating: T Warnings: Suggestive content.

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“I don’t know if they will accept this.”

The phrase escapes Chad’s mouth in a breathy tone. Despite his words, he makes no move to distance himself, lips hovering over hers.

Sam smirks up at him, arms wrapping around his shoulders to pull him in.

“Who cares what they think? Haven’t we suffered enough?”

He finds himself captivated by Sam’s mouth as it moulds to a pout. Her fingers creep up to pull at his hair, a shiver running down his spine at the delightful sensation.

“Don’t we deserve to be happy?” she whispers, placing a kiss on his cheek, so close and yet so far from where he needs her to be.

Chad wets his lips, body thrumming.

“I guess you can’t choose who you fall in love with,” he sighs as Sam’s fingers scratch along his neck. “They’ll understand… eventually.”

He tilts his head to finally take her breath away, as she does his.

This has been a long time coming, he thinks. Two years of shared glances over Tara’s head, a silent secret language the two of them share.

He loves Tara, he does. They both do. But… Sam…

They’re like magnets, drawn to one another. The attraction is undeniable, a strong pull that can’t be resisted.

This will hurt Tara, no doubt. But she’ll get over the betrayal, she’ll forgive them. She’d forgive Sam anything, and Chad, well… when she sees how happy he makes her sister, she’ll have no choice.

It’s not like they were soulmates. They were just two people who were hurting, who were there for each other at the right time.

She still whispers Amber’s name in the night, longing for another.

Just like him.

He cups the back of Sam’s head and deepens the kiss, euphoric at the heavenly moan that escapes her.

It’s not close enough, he needs to be closer. He feels it burning him from the inside out, this desire, this need. Like a craving he can’t fulfil.

He slips an arm around her to cup her ass and pull her body into his, but to his confusion, it only makes her pull away.

“Do you want something?” she purrs, smirk upon her face and hands on his shoulders.

Chad nods mutely, stunned.

He thinks he’d let her kill him right now if she wanted to. If the last thing he saw was her above him, it would be the perfect end.

She shoves him back.

He falls backwards onto the bed with a grunt, air pushed from his lungs.

It becomes impossible to regain his breath as Sam begins to crawl on top of him. He’s never seen anything more divine.

She draws a finger down his chest, lower and lower.

Biting his lip, he has to look away, it’s all too much, too overwhelming.

He feels like a volcano about to blow.

His heart stutters for a moment as he notices the sheets below him.

A constellation.

This is… Tara’s bed?

He frowns, that doesn’t-

A gloved hand grips his chin, turning his head forward again.

His eyes widen in fear as it meets a familiar mask above him, robes flowing around him.

“Where do you want me, stud?” Ghostface asks, laughter in their modulated voice.

A knife slices down.

He raises his arms, eyes slamming shut.

The world goes dark, and the laughter disappears with it.

When he opens his eyes again, the weight on his body is gone, and he’s panting up at the glow in the dark stars scattered across the ceiling.

Chad snaps his head to the side at the sound of shuffling beside him.

Tara. It’s just Tara, fast asleep, a toy rabbit in her arms.

His body relaxes in an instant, as it always does when his girlfriend’s around.

He only has a brief moment of relaxation before the remnants of his dream trickle back into his memory, shoulders hunching in disgust at the thought of- of-

He can’t.

His body twitches, spiking anxiety through him.

With horror in his heart, his gaze slips down the sheets.

Oh god.

Maybe he should be going back to therapy.

[velvetvexations]

Potential Ninja Sex Party Song I Came Up With in a Few Minutes

It's important you read the following with a really funky beat. The beat drops on "but baby don't be shy" and goes into the pre-chorus with the music steadily ramping up.

I'm gonna show you my karate, baby I'm gonna be your true kung-fu daddy you'll see love has a kick with a taekwondo husbando when I throw you to the mat and I exhibit my hopkido this Nak Muay will caress you with eight limbs tonight but baby don't be shy, don't give it up without a fight

oh, I know my power can be a little difficult to manage when we spar you say I have a biological advantage but darling, you've been training for days and days you look great in that belt, I know you fucking slay and how you break concrete has me hard as a rock so why don't you come and give me some headlock?

[theflyingfeeling]

I hope everyone's having a nice Sunday, and if not, I hope I can make it more less terrible with the third chapter for my fic let me down slowly, now on AO3 ✨

again, huge thanks to anyone who's been reading this 🥺 the final chapter will be up at some point next week