#thecrispydemon

[alterhuman-art]

Artwork by @thecrispydemon

(Posted with permission from the artist.)

[leo-regulus]

I saw you wanted asks, so I shall deliver!

Hi, how’s it going?

Instead of going to bed at 11pm, or fighting the Balance Elemental and finishing off While Guthix Sleeps in Runescape, I went downstairs to ask my parents if the last cookie was claimed already and ended up playing Crazy Bartender.

The rules of Crazy Bartender are simple. There are from one to many Victims, and one Crazy Bartender. There are four to seven rounds. Each round, a Victim surrenders their double shot glass to the Crazy Bartender, who attempts to make a shot of 2/3 X, 1/3 Y, and a dash of Z that is vaguely palatable, with full access to every bottle of alcohol in the house.

The shots are given back to the Victims, who throw it back all at once, and then guess what was in their glass. Then, they tell the Crazy Bartender if they would willingly drink this again. After that, the Crazy Bartender (while mixing up the next round) cries of laughter and tells them what they drank.

Off of memory, here's what I subjected my poor father and brother to tonight:

Mint mocha Bailey's, peppermint schnapps, and a dash of fireball (interesting but very confusing, bad aftertaste)

Rum chata, pineapple Captain Morgan's, and a dash of Austrian cherry liqueur (sure clears the sinuses)

Cranberry-orange-apple Smirnoff, orange Grand Marnier, and lemon drop schnapps (actually pretty all right)

Peach liqueur, white rum, and standard Canadian whiskey (judged Bad)

Blueberry mead, bourbon whiskey, with a dash of blue agave gold tequila (judged a form of torture)

Smores Baileys, chocolate vodka, and caramel kahlua (acceptable)

So as we can see, Crazy Bartender is not a game for the faint of heart. Also, I forgot I had both banana and strawberry cream moonshine in the fridge, and very carefully did not touch my mother's pickled moonshine. And I have no idea where the Kraken went.

The game ends when you have no more bottles of liquor to open and you have sampled everything, or when your Victims tap out. According to them, I got progressively more evil. To which I argue that next time I'm giving them strawberry cream moonshine, smores Bailey's, and worcestershire sauce. I was going for semi-matching flavours based on what we had, this was the best I can do.

Suggestions for the next game of Crazy Bartender are welcome. I'm really sad we didn't have any more blackberry Crown, that would've gone good with the cherry liqueur.

[fictionkinfessions]

This is for canon carryon I tend to talk with my hands a lot, and I have what I affectionately call my “T-Rex arm” where I’ll walk around with my left arm bent, which mostly happens when I’m more expressive. I also sometimes gesture as if I’m still wearing my glove. Not to mention I still like making stupid one liners. 🙃

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[alterhuman-art]

[Image description: Charcoal drawing of a man slumped against a wall with his knees drawn up and head down in his arms. The room has a single window to illuminate the space. On one side is a desk, several papers pinned up and a shelf above them holding several toys. End description.]

Niche Kin Appreciation Challenge

Day 26

Draw or Write your kin in a past or present drawing/writing trend & put sincere effort into it

This is a drawing I did based off of a dream I had. This takes place after my trial. My wife Loretta called me to say that she wants a divorce, and that she’s taking Katherine (my daughter) with her. Anyways I call this piece “Springwood Blues”.

[talon-dragonbeast]

saw @thecrispydemon and @aestherians answering the most googled questions about themselves, and it sounded fun so i thought id do it too! these are the questions were gonna be answering (plus a bonus question at the end of the post):

alright, lets start!

great question! short answer: no, technically? its... complicated. the long answer is that we used to be. we were the first players, who mastered the ability to travel between dimensions via portals of our own creation. we got stranded in the End when the dragon broke our portal, the only way home. without any light, drinking water or food other than chorus fruits, we were forced to adapt; centuries and centuries of evolution, changing our bodies little by little until we became almost unrecognizable. our limbs got longer, our bodies taller, our hands became claws, our eyes turned a glowing purple, our skin got darker, we grew a tail and our hair and teeth disappeared. we gained the ability to teleport, yes, but we lost our humanity in return. (personally, i think thats a pretty sweet deal. who wants to be human anyways? not me!)

of course! i am an enderman. i am real. therefore, endermen are real... oh, you didnt mean it like that didnt you. in that case... no, im afraid theriform endermen dont exist in this reality. yet.

as much as i love my species, no, we are not friendly at all, sorry. neither with players nor with other mobs. endermen are not even friendly with each other! (enderlings being the only exception. we must protecc the pups) it varies between dimensions of course, but in general we are a solitary species. where im from, the nether, we are pretty independent as adults. we are cared for by the entire community until our pearls are strong enough to be able to teleport between dimensions, but then we are pretty much on our own. sounds cold, but we actually prefer it that way!

we are, actually! endermen are the only creatures that can be found in the three dimensions. that includes the nether!

nope. we are very much alive.

no, creepers are the ones who are scared of cats (lol). most of us just ignore them. but personally, i love cats! they are chaotic little beasts with sharp claws and cool eyes. just like me fr!

we are actually neutral mobs! we dont attack unless we are provoked. it is not our fault that the players insist on provoking us! they should know better than to look us in the eye. so rude smh

yes; but again, only if you provoke us. you are a guest in our home, you should act like it.

its complicated. technically? see question 1.

no! we are just little guys! we like holding blocks and wandering around. like we are just chilling. the people at mojang are liars; we are not evil, and we do not want to "bring about the collapse to all dimensions" or whatever. i dont even know where that came from.

bonus question:

yes. obviously.

[roguevexvoid]

Saw this going around with @thecrispydemon and @aestherians and what more impetus do I need to talk more about myself

In source they call me a "mesmer" a faerie that can take physical control of people. In my own Canon I'm fairly certain I was from more of a Formorian descent in a community that primarily worshiped The Morrigan, and I couldn't so much take control of people directly like that, it was more like.....jedi mind trick? I could also turn into a black panther of some kind.

Paul Amos plays me in source

Kenzi was a human, a beautiful fragile fucking human. In source she briefly acquired the magic of a Kitsune and also briefly became the Chosen Hero of a magical Shillelagh before she rejected it. She was always fine with playing support.

The ending of Lost Girl can't be explained within actual Canon because it makes no fucking sense. At the end of s3 the original showrunner and 90% of the writers got replaced and made a mess of it.

I almost, but did not die in my source. I did die in my personal Canon.

Tbh Google I don't think Vex is what you would consider a proper name. So like go nuts, boys name, girls name whatever.

Vex in source is a Bisexual man, Me In Personal Canon was probably also a Bisexual Man for ease of convience but at this point I'm Bisexual/Nonbinary

And that's it that's the whole question list xD

[visionandwanda1218]

@thecrispydemon hey look it's me as you XD

Lemme present you Wanda Maximoff as Freddy Krueger! Can’t wait to make a whole lineup of my marvel women dressed as horror famous characters for Inktober.