#themaryiestsuetoeversue

[sunnysojourn]

Sick and Tired

@themaryiestsuetoeversue from x

Morennil gave a single chuckle. “Oh, I’m the only one free,” he repeated, hissing out every word Noir told him. “I have had it up to here--” He lifted his hand far above his head. “With your bullshit.” For a moment, tears seemed to well up in the corners of his eyes.

He tossed a couple gold to the youngest brother. “V, go find some broth or whatever.” His eye turned to Noir as Vyth ran outside. “Oh, and if you could go grab a room divider while you’re out there, that’d be great.” He gave her an artificial smile that might as well have been a condescending sneer, then ventured into the back room. 

“So,” he started. “I’m not exactly what you expected, am I?” Whenever Poppy decided she was done with the chamberpot, he’d find a spare barrel and have Vyth replace that container later, because they were going to need to burn it. “First rule in Prouzagt, something it doesn’t take a genius to figure out, you quarantine the damn sick. Second rule, you catch disease from shite. So you don’t use the community pot anymore. Got it?” He noisily slid the spare barrel next to her bed.

He plopped his ass down on Nadal’s bed and huffed, his eye on the sick team member.

“The only one free...” He repeated the words again under his breath. “You probably wanted Nadal,” he mused. “He’s the one with all the cleric training. And hey, you’re fucking him, so you can be guaranteed a good bedside manner. Or, failing that, bet you’d love it if Vyth was here. Instead of me. Sure, he doesn’t know shit about sickness and he’d run around like a headless chicken, but he’d be nice, wouldn’t he?” He momentarily looked down at the wooden floor and mumbled, “Sorry to disappoint you.”

[blackmambacheren]

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Cheren tried to remain stoic, but the corners of his mouth twitched upwards at the sound of Bun-Bun cooing admiringly beside him.

“Interesting take on the Cute category. I like that there’s a story being told, and there’s definitely a bit of a fairy tale flair to it. Like a little vignette taking place in a music box. Very creative.”

“I admit I’m partial to Purrloin, having raised one myself, and it was nice to be reminded of how mischievous and playful they are when they’re small. The moves you used were interesting in that they were used to enhance the Pokémon’s acting rather than used as stunning displays. It’s uniquely subtle.”

[aspearbarry]

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“So did you start dressing like that because you like ghost and dark and that sort of type, or did you start looking into the type because you dress like that?”

[shiftxdxquilibrium]

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{still can’t think of anything witty for this} l accepting~

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[cynic-longevity]

@themaryiestsuetoeversue

“Oh, it’s you.  Welcome back,” the immortal droned.  He didn’t sound the least bit enthused to see the Psychic in his shop again, but he knew turning her away was more trouble than it was worth.  “So?  What do you need this time?  Please try not to teleport it half-way across the room.”

[makubes]

🐾 i hope he likes sharing attention with 6 other not really cat cats

My muse gets turned into an animal. Send a ‘🐾’ to have them as a pet for a week

He absolutely did NOT like sharing attention with anyone, let alone with a bunch of cats, but this girl just didn’t know how to take a hint. Biting, clawing, scratching. Nothing worked on her, and now he was stuck with some crazy cat lady instead of actually out there looking for someone who could change him back into a human. Great. 

“I’l just have to wait for her to leave,” He mewed to himself he kept his distance; hoping to make his disinterest clear “Then I’ll slip out, and she won’t even notice.”

[balsamina]

themaryiestsuetoeversue replied to your post “just uuuuuuhhhhh throwing this out there: if i ever post something...”

this is why i tag my starters with open lol

ok cool but i was talking more about like...answers to asks. i tag my open starters as “open” as well, but would not tag answers to asks as “open” because they were intended for one person specifically, not just anyone

[porygonastray]

@themaryiestsuetoeversue liked your post for a starter!

There are no words.  Poppy’s tumblr activity feed is just a sea of likes.  Soft likes.  Of one picture of skeleton model of a Skitty.  Naturally Polly thinks this is hilarious.  If Poppy bothers to count, then she’ll find Polly liked and unliked the photo a total of 134 times.

[raisedbyseagulls]

@themaryiestsuetoeversue

Knock knock knock. ... knock knock knock.  ......... knocknocknocknocknocknock–

Kells keeps banging away at the apartment’s door until Poppy finally opens it. The hand that wasn’t knocking is currently occupied pressing blood-soaked rags against a wound on their left thigh.

“Hey,” says Kells, smiling a little sheepishly at their maybe-host, “do you have a pair of tweezers?”

[eroded-earth]

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To ‘Narcissa’, he sent a selfie. Mostly a dog picture, though. Pisces hogged most of the camera, even daring to push the trainer out a little bit.

[To: Hello Nurse] [On the bright side, I got my starter back.] [Unfortunately, that means my parents know where I work now.] [I’m not... interested in dealing with them. Can’t bring your boyfriend to a traditionalist home. Did manage to push my faggotry in their faces. Might’ve been their worst nightmare come true.] [I’ve nobody to hide from now. Might have to relegate Makao Fuhiryu to just a stage name.]

[sunnysojourn]

The Man in the Bubble

Nadal’s shopping list grew ever greater in town; so much so that he would now count himself the poorest member of their five man band. So be it. The floral-scented massage oil, though his most costly purchase of the lot, would come in handy should Poppy require a little bit of rest and relaxation. With or without a happy ending.

The rope had a multitude of uses... One could use it to climb down a sheer cliff... One could tie it to the bottom of one’s bed frame and tuck it away for later use. Potayto, potahto.

Then, a few little knickknacks from the shop that claimed to invent the very belt he wore, run by an outgoing human of indeterminate gender and a reserved gold elf also of indeterminate gender. Notably, sacks for one’s shaft made of sheepskin, and two sets of the patented False Phallus, in each available size (for medium humanoids). Along with a harness that each was built to be compatible with.

On their way back, however, they caught a curious sight.

A man, curled up and trapped in an ice blue ball no wider than a foot in diameter.

[blackmambacheren]

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Cheren’s immediate impulse was to laugh at the sight of Poppy in something so... pink. It was such a far cry from her usual gothic trappings that he wondered if she was enjoying her costume at all.  He didn’t laugh, however, knowing she was counting on him to be professional. Bun-Bun helpfully elbowed him in the ribs as sneakily as she could.

“Er... Yes. There’s definitely all sorts of makings for... Cuteness here.” Bun-Bun sighed. “Purrloin in particular looks... adorable. Although, I think I might have to agree that dolls are a little outside my area of expertise. I admit that I find them slightly off-putting myself.” He thought back to Bianca’s childhood room and suppressed a shudder. “But the effort is obvious.”

“So I score you at an 80 out of 100.”

[aspearbarry]

themaryiestsuetoeversue replied to your post: [ I made this for the squad at first but if yall...

i’m SO BAD AT THIS IM SORRY

[To your credit at least u know who i havent rped, which is the least i would expect from someone whos followed just about every blog i make

[cynic-longevity]

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“Um... if you’re looking to go into that herb shop, tough luck.  The owner is a lazy good-for-nothing who usually just chases people out.”  Though she was currently talking to the said ‘lazy good-for-nothing.’

[makubes]

what if rag met tima. imagine

He would love her.....

[coldbornthief]

for some reason I can’t tag

starter for Poppy

The scar around his body no longer hurt, but it was unsightly. Looking in the mirror, he gently touched the injured skin with two fingers. It was more than just colored, the skin was obviously damaged and healed unevenly. His hair could be colored easily enough, but this scar... No normal treatment could cure it. Good thing he knew a certain someone.

[txt: Poppy] Hey, can you make scars disappear? If not, could you like... rip it off and make it heal properly?

Hopefully she wouldn’t get upset about the question. Some people thought that others should take pride in their scars; that they shouldn’t be covered. Elijah felt differently, at least in his case. He had tried covering it with makeup, but not only was it annoying to keep on, but that only changed the color, not the ridges.