#there's a whole plottwist in this story because she got mad when i said it was ugly and took it away
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My mom bought the ugliest ass little freak of a 3D printed alien, just because. It's supposed to be like, one of those phone holder thingies.
#me blabbering#there's a whole plottwist in this story because she got mad when i said it was ugly and took it away#then i was like. wait i can maybe do something with it's ugliness and I kinda need a phone holder thingy for my fucked up wrists#so I named him Ricky Montgomery because... i actually don't know.#anyway#a few days later my mum told me she had sold it to someone else and took my Ricky Montgomery awayyy#she said “Dw i'll get you the same one again” and i was like “Actually. like. please don't. i hate this bitch”#a few days later i find him still in the house because somehow one of his feet broke and she couldn't sell it like that.#My mom says Ricky Montgomery really wanted to stay with me because he loves me#i am cursed#I glued his nasty feet on again and gave him make up. He watches me work sitting on my desk and I try not to mind him#I have always hated 3D printed stuff don't ask me why.#I am still trying to think what could I do to make him less ugly. but also. if i paint him he's not going to match my little speaker#irrelevant but my bluetooth speaker is named “little loo” which sounds just like little lu and I am lu so it's like my son#she's playing a song right now. isn't she just the best little loo ever like i don't know what i'd do without her
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