#these noises are RIDICULOUS

[seaps]

don't ever put them in a situation

[l3irdl3rain]

Hey guys Duncan just jumped. Literally had no idea he could do that anymore. Told him he has to do it again on video this time bc nobody will believe me otherwise

[zensations35]

Bottoms Up (Haz/bin Wav)

This one's been in the works for a while, and I had a good reason to finish it today. A dash of angry adrenaline, a bag of saline, and a good cause-- enjoy the entire hotel gang having a silly, sneezy drinking 'contest'.

*see bottom for transcript!!*

NOTE!! If you enjoy this, and you'd like to contribute to me, you can 'tip' me by donating to @vahnibee via THIS LINK. (see her most recent post for info-- I'll be reblogging it later, but seriously. Anything helps)

TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS:

Angel: So, Val made this hot new drink and it gets ya super fucked, like you wont even believe!

Husk: *laughs* Yeah sure

Angel: I’m serious! Even tight pants would be trippin over his fucking antlers

Alastor: ٨ـ

Vaggie: Honestly I could use something strong after today

Angel: Ohohoh?? Tiny Tits wants to get wasted? What are we, in End Days?

Vaggie: Are you gonna deliver, or is this all talk like the time you told us you could eat five jumbo pickles at once without using your mouth? 

Angel: Easy toots, there’s a catch. Moth boy…he’s a little weird. This drink…it make’s you sneeze. Sooo…

Sir Pentious: *cackles* Give it here, spider! I shall be the only one immune to this toxin! For I am a snake. An snakes do not sneeze! 

Vaggie: Oh ho this'll be good.

Sir Pentious: *sneezes viciously and embarrassingly twice* Ohh dear… 

Angel: Toldja so! What about you, tight pants? You in?

Alastor: Hmmm, no. I think you will all regret having me participate. But it certainly is sadistically intriguing to ẇ̸̹͙͓̪̇͠a̶̖͚̙̽̆t̴̩͖̦̀c̶͉̥͗̉ͅh̵̺̞̊.

Angel: oooookay …fuckin weirdo. *looks at Husk* You’re being awful quiet over there, whiskers. Are you gonna drink, or what?

Husk: Ehh, I uhh. *embarrassed mumbling*

Angel: What? Afraid of a little--

Charlie: *sneezing* Oh! Okay! *sneezes* Wow! It really *sneezes* Does!! *sneezes again* Vaggie! You should try holding back.

Vaggie: *slams drink* Whoo! Ok I got this.

Charlie: You got this!

Vaggie: I am strong!

Charlie: You are strong!

Vaggie: I am queen of  -- *instant violent sneeze* Goddammit

Charlie: Aww babe, it’s ok, you’re still my queen

Sir Pentious: Wait, I thought you were the princess, my dear? 

Charlie: What?

Angel: Well, fuzzbutt, you gonna drink or what?

Husk: Um, I…I uh--

Angel: Come on! Are you losing your alcoholic card over this? 

Husk: I’m not I just--

Alastor: Oh do tell them, Husker. It’s so very amusing.

All: What?? Tell us!

Husk: Rgh, it’s not a big fuckin deal just…

Angel: Oh my gawd I will literally suck fifteen dicks at the same time if someone will just tell me what the big fucken secret is (and I totally can) *clicks cheek*

Husk: *growls* Fine. I’ll drink If…the Radio Demon drinks too.

Alastor: Hmm~ fine, but I did warn you.

All chanting: Go go go!

Husk: *drinks* *kitteny stifles*

*All laughing*

Angel: Oh my fuck Husk your sneeze! I can’t decide if it’s cute or hilarious! Or kinky~

Sir Pentious: I am no longer feeling self conscious about my sneeze!

Husk: Alright alright! You got your chuckles. It’s Radiohead’s turn. Wait…

Angel: Wait, where did he go?

Vaggie: The booze is gone! Where…

Charlie: Alastor?!

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*drink pours*

Alastor: Mmm, it is quite good. *sip* *sneeze*

*hotel powers down*

All: What the fuck! Come on!

Alastor: *laughs*

Fade out

[deaderapple17]

every time i think of chuuya’s weird ass horse noise in that one episode i hysterically laugh because now that we know he was faking it’s even more insane because that was literally him doing an impression of what he thought a vampire would sound like. why are vampires neighing chuuya where is the decorum

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

this is so sugucoded i’m gonna be sick

[thelocalweird]

The full cyberverse starscream death scene <3

Idk if tumblr will let me tag you but here you go @starscreamhasdied

[whereismyhat5678]

“You should get some asks done”

“You should do some sketches of random stuff”

“Maybe you should start doing that portrait you said you were gonna do”

….Man. I’m gonna do somethin’ stupid-

The start was good but I think the last part went to fast so sorry for that :(

Anyways this took way to long to do-

(It still makes me chuckle though-)

[megpricephotography]

Splashy splashy. 

Bitey bitey. 

Sometimes Flynn still turns into a terrifying little beastie. 

[majjiktricks]

beach date :3c

[northlight14]

*sits down my favourite character* look, I’m very sorry. But unfortunately you’re my favourite out of all the characters here. Which is great for me because every time I see and think about you, I smile and my soul lights up. However, it also means I will spend a good portion of my time thinking of various ways to make you cry. My apologies.

[lady-silver-ice]

Rascal has such a loud meow lol

[magnusedom]

i'm so tired of gringos, mainly americans, coming to mexico and complaining about the way we do things here and our cultural differences. they not only want to overstay their welcome and become "digital nomads" earning their income from the US in dollars getting to spend it here where everything is cheaper for them and elevating the cost of living for us living here earning in pesos, they also want us to assimilate and accommodate them, they complain about us not speaking english (why should we be expected to?) and get annoyed at how "noisy" and "loud" our cities are. cause why do you as an american come to mazatlán, a city well known for its music, and get angry at people trying to make a living playing their instruments when that's literally the culture??? there's no party without these guys' "shitty annoying music" in sinaloa! why do you think you as an american have a say on where and when banda music should be played? why are you asking hotels and beaches to put posters around "forbidding" people to make noise or play instruments? you don't love mexico you don't love mexicans you don't love our culture you only love that you can afford to live here with your miserable dollars because had you stayed in your cringe ass country you couldn't afford shit

[moonchild-in-blue]

If someone has a spare oxygen tank or something I'd very much appreciate it being sent my way. In about half of a day we will get new Espera footage (and Sleep Token as well I guess 🙄😌 /j) and I. AM. NOT. READY.

[sophiethewitch1]

hilarious realisation ive been playing the 09 version of call of duty but i thought it was the new one because apparently they redid the old graphics

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i keep writing the same fics over n over again atp i’m just trying to see how many times i can get away w it until someone points it out …… :’3