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you're so cool and creative, thanks for everything you've given to the snz community

Thank you so much!! 🥹 I hope I can continue to bring yall more good stuff soon 💕 You're so welcome! I love making cool shit more than anything

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Sneezy Sniper - Hell/uva Boss Snz Fic

Absolutely! Thank you anon for this request!

And thank you to the people who commented/tagged my last Hell/uva fic! It motivated me to finish this one as quick as I did!

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“Alright, Moxxie, target spotted and coming your way.” Blitzo said through his earpiece.

“Got it, sir. I'm in position.” Moxxie was laid on a plateau surrounded by tall grasses and wild flowers, sniper rifle at the ready to take out the target.

“And I've got your back, Mox,” Millie said from beside him, keeping an eye out for any danger from the woods behind him. And keeping him company, since danger wasn't super likely on this job.

“See you back at the office. And Moxxie?” Blitzo said casually.

“Yes, sir?”

“Don’t fuck it up.”

Moxxie glared even though his boss couldn’t see it and huffed with exasperation. Blitzo just chuckled as he disappeared through a portal back to their office and then his comm cut off. 

Moxxie lined up his shot and settled in to wait, even his tail settled low in the grass and slightly curled in antcipation. He sniffled and brushed a few pieces of grasses away from his face. He tried to clear his head but he was distracted by a tickling feeling in the back of his nose. He rubbed his face against his shoulder trying to reduce the itch while keeping his eye pressed to the scope. But the tickle wasn’t backing down at all.

Shit. He needed to sneeze but the target could appear any second.

“Mih-illie…I nee-hhh-need…hheh…”

“Moxxie?” Millie turned her attention to her husband and quickly realized that Moxxie was fighting a sneeze and losing without being able to use his hands to hold back. “Oh darlin’, I got ya.”

She laid down, pressed along his side and shfited her arm so she could press two fingers to his flaring nostrils. She rubbed her fingers firmly back and forth.

“Hh..huhhh…? Ohh, thanks Millie,” he sighed with relief as the urge to sneeze lessened. He was sure his cheeks were burning with embarrassment at having to get Millie’s help to hold back a sneeze, but it was better than missing he target. He sniffled weakly trying not to throw off the equillibrium they’d reached. 

Then his breath caught again, hitching despite his best efforts. It just tickled…so badly… “Huhhhh….hh-hih….” He rubbed his nose against Millie’s fingers trying desperately to hold off. His eyes were beginning to water and he hastily blinked away tears.

“Just hold on a little longer, Mox.” 

“I’m-hih…I’m trying…Hihh…” Millie pinched firmly at his nose, buying him a little more time. Then he held his breath as he saw the target through the scope and took the shot. 

“You got ‘im baby!” Millie confirmed and Moxxie clambered to his knees and hastily brought a hand to his face. “Issht-Tshxt-Ishxt..’ He stifled a triple and then lowered his hand.

“Gesundheit, Moxxie.’ Millie shifted to sitting next to him with a curious look when he heaved in an unexpected gasp. “Ishhxt-Tsshew-ISSHHIEW…Hhh..”

“Gesundheit. Baby, you gettin sick or somethin?”

“Ndo..hih-hh…I’mb finde-Huh’ISSHHEW…hh-Hihh’EISSHHuhh…”

“Mox?” Millie asked with some real concern as his eyes dripped with sneezy tears and his face grew flushed around his nose. 

“Sorry I cah-cand’t stop-EISSHHuh…hihh’’Huh’ISHHHEW hh….ISSHXT-shieww - EISSHHhhh…oh cru’bs..” He winced as he noticed the pollen floating in the air around them and assumedly the cause of his current condition.

“Oh Moxxie. You must be allergic to somethin out here,” She rubbed his back at he let out another triple. Then she reached into his inner jacket pocket for the handkerchief he carried, but rarely needed unless he was sick, and pressed it into his hands. “Blow your nose, baby. I’ll pack up your rifle.”

He nodded his thanks as he muffled more sneezes into the kerchief. He was so grateful Blitzo wasn’t here to see him becoming a complete wreck from some earth plant life. 

“Hh’Huh’MPHTSHOO…ESshmph…” He blew his nose and kept the kerchief pressed to his face in hopes it would help him stop sneezing for a minute.

“Alright, upsie daisy,” Millie said brightly as she scooped Moxxie into a bridal carry, sniper rifle slung across her back. She ran and jumped her way across the grass until they reached an empty strech of road with none of the wild flowers around. 

“Ugh. I’b so embarrassed.” He groaned pitifully into the damp handkerchief, still pressed to his face to hide the mess behind it.

‘Aww, don’t be Moxxie. I still think your cute all red and drippy.” She pressed a kiss to his cheek and he smiled bashful and pleased. 

“I love you, Millie.’

“I love you too, Moxxie.”

“ISSHHEW’

Millie laughed softly. “Gesundheit. Let's get you home and take a nice shower.”

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Please let me know if you liked it!

Requests are still open if anyone has ideas for what they'd like me to write next!

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Love love love the thought of someone pausing their work, thinking they’re going to sneeze, hitching a few times, and losing it. They go back to working, but it happens again, and again, until they can hardly focus because of the maddening sneeze that simply will not come. In the end, they sneeze without warning (or perhaps they fail to heed the warning they did have, after their nose cried wolf too many times), and have to scramble to cover. Or don’t.

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Fascinating takes here

Recently, ALL of my OCs have heavy traits of mine.

Ren: alcoholism, accent shame, savior complex; Leo: gender struggles, family drama, people pleasing, high on life attitude; Skye: depressed, hopelessly in love, denial is a river in my head, forks are for people who hate food, boy i could use sunshine; Sasha: anxious, creative af when the moon is full, don't talk down to her, give that poor girl a hug.

I gave two of my characters a snez fet and two of them like the same music as me, I could go on 🤣

I made Beckett his own person at first, he was just a fever dream I came up with based on a board game I was playing at the time, but even he developed anxiety because I can't write a deep character without putting at least a bit of myself into them.

Before I made my LSSR characters I didn't really do that. Richard and Kuga didn't have any of my traits (not that I know of or purposely put in). Their stories were just fluffy, fantasy sweet bits that didn't get too deep. Which was good for what I was writing. Times change I suppose.

It's really fascinating to see how other people write.

I want to ask all of the OC people which of their own traits they put into which of their characters (accidentally or deliberately) and if there are any they have very little in common with (not necessarily demographically, just personality-wise/behavior-wise/communication-wise).

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A little dazed "Oh no..." because they know what's about to follow.

Share your favorite post-sneeze exclamation with me!

I personally love a good “whew!” or the ever sexily polite “excuse me!”

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when they emerge from behind the tissue even more bleary-eyed than they were before the sneeze

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“Ive been sneezing all day” ok so kiss me

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Am I the only ancient being who still writes with pen and paper?

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Hellooooo yes it’s me, I’m alive haha. I’ve missed y’all lots, and I want to get back to writing soon. I’m hard into the Hella/verse sphere right now and have some plans to write some Stol/itz stuff (for Bli/tz specifically bc I love him dearly) so I’m excited to finally contribute to one of my current favorite fandoms for my #1 favorite community 🥰💕

Some personal stuff I wanted to talk about under the cut:

So, my financial situation has taken a bit of a scary turn. I’m only making enough to pay immediate bills and buy food currently - and have unfortunately fallen very behind on debts I accrued before I moved. I was living alone for quite a few years over the pandemic, which included some sudden job changes and several hospital stays that led me to turn to any financial resource I could to continue to be able to afford the rising cost of rent on top of unexpected expenses being thrown in my lap.

Now that I’m living with my SO, I’ve been slowly able to start paying a lot of that down, but unfortunately a credit card I hadn’t been able to tackle yet caught up to me, and I was served lawsuit papers for the outstanding amount I owed.

This has been an immeasurable amount of stress for me. I’ve been trying to work something out with it, but unfortunately small payments aren’t an option anymore and the ruling ending up being paying back what I owe in full by the end of June.

To say I’m at a loss is…an understatement. I hate asking for help - hate, hate it, and I fully intended to just…I dunno, see what I could figure out on my own. But a very close friend of mine was kind enough to make a GoFundMe for me, so…while I hesitated at first on whether or not to drop it here (mostly bc my real name’s on it) this is the main community I’m attached to where I trust a lot of people here. Whether or not the GFM hits the goal I’ll delete this post after some time, but for now:

I wanna stress that there’s no pressure at all to contribute - hell, if you read this far, I appreciate you so much for listening. This has been next to impossible for me to talk about, even with the people close to me 😞 If any of y’all have other platforms you’d feel comfortable sharing it, I deeply appreciate the help. I’m extremely grateful to my friend for setting this up, they’ve been nothing but loving and supportive through all of this. I look forward to hopefully be able to put all of this behind me soon.

Thank y’all so much for your patience and sticking by me 🥺 I know there’s people here I love dearly who I’ve been extremely absent with, and unfortunately this is why. The stress put me in kind of a mental solitary confinement 😓 But I love you all and I miss you, and I hope you’re doing well 💕

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having a sneeze fetish is so funny because i could be buying a multipack of tissues and it feels worse than buying condoms

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stoic knight standing guard and to get past him you sneakily blow some magical sneezing dust of some sort in his direction from behind your hiding place

at first, no reaction, none that you can see anyway

beneath his helmet his nose twitches with irritation, he fights it, he's fought tougher battles than this right?? it's just a sneeze, he can't react, it would be unbecoming a knight of his stature to react to something as puny as a sneeze!!!

but the irritation grows

maybe its not such a puny sneeze

he fights and fights with all his might but its no use

in an instant a sneezing fit explodes out of him, unable to fight it any more. he can't stop sneezing. what foul sorcery is this!?? he's scrambling to open up his helmet or pull it off but can't seem to manage it with all the sneezing and hitching rocking his body

as he remains lost in his sneezy fit now you can safely sneak past him

but you cant help but look back briefly and think how cute he is battling his sneezes like a valiant knight, sneezes echoing inside his helmet and surely filling the inside with mucus and saliva

even the toughest of knights can't beat your sneezing dust

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😭 I knew I wasn't the only one THIRSTING for Moxie/Millie content IM DYING MY BOY MY SWEET POTATO

These takes SLAY

Thank you poni darling 💕 made my night

do you have any Moxxie HCS?

Hmm, let's see what we have! For you, @zensations35

Prone to long, drawn-out fits when something is really bothering him. They consist of single sneezes, spaced far apart, that won't stop untill he uses a tissue.

(And yes, tissues are usually included in his travel packs.)

Huge germaphobe and mildly psychosomatic sneezer. Meaning, if he's too focused on sneezing and not sneezing he will probably sneeze.

Prefers his sneezing to go unacknowledged, but will man up and thank you if you do bless him. But any further inquiries about his health and he starts to get squirrely.

Really likes being blessed by Millie, though, and won't mind being taken care of by her. Only her.

Will be the one sanitizing the workspace from Disaster Man Blitzø and wrestling masks onto said Disaster Man.

Total lightweight when it comes to cough syrup.

Despite having a high fever, he will never, ever miss a shot.

Still gets lowkey PTSD at the very first signs of sickness. When he feels the beginnings of a scratchy throat, Moxxie has to wrestle with the urge to hide or lie about it every single time. Thank you, Crimson's A+ parenting.

Rarely lets himself sneeze fully. It's usually more of a half or partially-choked down "Hig'chss!"

Can get pretty cranky or snappy, but will almost always apologize for it later. Conversely, he also craves touch (even if his skin is sensitive). Millie will always bust out the soft sweaters and snuggies just for the occasion.

Typically an avid blesser, but there are exceptions (cough-his boss-cough-anybody in the mafia, etc)

Probably has some Earth allergies, but they haven't been discovered (yet). There's a good chance it's to something furry.

Talks in his sleep when he's feverish. Both Blitzø and Luna find this hilarious. His filter is also pretty much nonexistent.

Moxxie's normal sneeze, when he lets it out unrestrained, sounds like a breathy "Hish'SHOO!" that he ducks under his elbow for.

Almost no buildup, but his eyes do a real funny twitching thing, and for a split second he'll look a bit like he's tasted something bad.

Shakes a little in place with every sneeze.

A tell-tale sign he's coming down with something is if he sneezes more than once in a row. Also, Millie will somehow know beforehand. Moxxie still hasn't figured out how she does it.

Moxxie's allergy sneezes are infinitely wetter. Luckily there isn't much he's allergic to, because he doesn't need any more reasons to embarrass himself, thank you very much.

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right now more than anything i need to see c.loud s.trife sneezing. alas i cannot. because of woke

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lovingly dedicated to @nostrildamus

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for the fanfic ask: J N T :>

Sorry this took me so long! Brain didn't go brrr for a while.

(also some of the ones I answered are suddenly missing from my blog? idk)

J:  What’s your favorite fanfic trope?  Have you written it?

It's GOTTA be covering someone else's snz. Like...I use that one so often I think I should get it tattooed on my body. 🤣 (there miiiight be something incoming for this very soon too~) But yeah. Fave. Can't get enough. Woofwoofbark

N: Any fic ideas brewing that you’d care to share?

Currently (slowly) working on the Al/astor Rosie caretaking fic, and brainstorming a contagion fic for HH. I have a few vanilla fics I'm working on the side for AO3 but they're Haz/bin+Greek mythology mashup stuff that I probably won't post here. That's one reason things are taking longer for me. I'm going a bit hard on those lol.

My OC fics are also getting some attention. I'll be posting the Skye/Leo fic VERY soon, and I just started writing a fic with some new OCs and it gets a little angsty (of course 🤭)

T: Any fanfic tropes you can’t stand?

I wouldn't say I 'can't stand' something, but I'm not a fan of extreme infantilizing. Caretaking, I love. But when it gets to the point of spoon feeding a fully conscious adult and baby talking them constantly...I just am kinda meh about that. I knew people who liked that, but it's just not my jam unless it's used as satire of some sort.

Great asks! Thank you!!

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It still kills me to this day that some of my favorite wavs and vids are locked behind a contract with my former employer, unable to be reproduced or shared because I don't technically own the content.

Bums me out.