#thestudentsaver

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Kanaya: The Moon Is Beautiful Tonight

Rose: It certainly is, and so are you.

Karkat, in the other room: ARE WE GOING TO TELL THEM THAT’S A TORTILLA YOU THREW AT THE WINDOW?

Dave: nah

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Exhausted McDonald's employee: Sir, please get off of the table.

Gamzee: *dumping bags of fries onto the floor* I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES, BUT YOU GAVE A HUNDRED MOTHERFUCKING LITTLE ONES

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Vriska: When your lusus thinks that you’re reading 8ut you’re actually on your phone. :::;)

Tavros: oR,,, aCTUALLY READING,,,,,, bECAUSE READING IS FUN,,,,,,,,,,

Sollux: when your lu2u2 thiink2 that you’re on your phone but you’re actwoally readiing

Aradia: when y0ur lusus thinks that y0ure a b00k but y0ure actually a ph0ne

Gamzee: WhEn YoUr BoOk ThInKs ThAt YoU’rE a PhOnE bUt YoU’rE aCtUaLlY yOuR lUsUs!

Karkat: THIS TURNED REALLY WEIRD REALLY FAST

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Meenah: so pike is your makara super creepy n ominous like ours is

Karkat, remembering the time Gamzee threw up on the floor because he tried to eat a piece of plastic: WELL...

Karkat, remembering when Gamzee stabbed a hole in the wall with his horn because Tavros smiled at him: I DO SUPPOSE...

Karkat, who witnessed Gamzee stick his hand directly into a fireplace and get mad when he got burned: YOU COULD SAY HE’S LIKE THAT.

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Rufioh: so... what d1d you do 1n school today?

Tavros: lEARNED ABOUT DINOSAURS,

Rufioh: your class learned about d1nosaurs?

Tavros: wELL i LEARNED ABOUT DINOSAURS, i DON’T KNOW WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE WAS DOING,

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Gamzee: WELCOME TO MCDAWNALD’S. do you want a phuckin’ beesechurger.

Equius: D –> Please I just want to see my moirail again

Gamzee: CHINKEN NUGGET

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Gamzee: I hEaRd YoU dIdN’t GeT aNy SlEeP lAsT nIgHt, YoU oKaY bRo?

Tavros: oH, i’M FINE, i GOT LIKE A SOLID EIGHT MINUTES,

Gamzee: DuDe…

Tavros: i MEAN, nOT CONSECUTIVELY, oF COURSE, bUT IT’S TOTALLY OKAY, yOU AREN’T EVEN ALL THAT BLURRY!

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Kankri, loading a gun: There will 6e n9 tagging triggers t9day. 9nly pulling ‘em.

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KURLOZ: I wIll sEw my mOUth shUt bEcAUsE I hUrt my mAtEsprIt wIth my vOIcE, And I nEvEr wAnt tO dO It tO hEr, Or AnyOnE ElsE, EvEr AgAIn. thIs Is whAt I dEsErvE.

KURLOZ, an hour later, stuffing a sandwich into his face hopelessly: >I HAVE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.<

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Kurloz: *READING A BOOK ON THE COUCH, MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS*

Gamzee: *WaLkS iNtO tHe RoOm WiTh An AiR hOrN*

Gamzee: *HoNkS hOrN lOuDlY*

Kurloz, falling out of his seat: >THIS IS WHY GOATDAD DIDN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!<

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Gamzee, stoned as fuck: BiRdS aReN’t ReAl, ThE gOvErNmEnT iS jUsT tRyInG tO gEt InSiDe YoUr HeAd.

Tavros: wHAT THE HELL, gAMZEE, iT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, hOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HIVE,

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Nature Documentary: The baby gazelle narrowly escapes the lion.

Tavros: yEAH! gOOD FOR HIM,

Nature Documentary: …But now, how will the lion eat?

Tavros, visibly distressed: oH NO,

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The Signless, after getting shot in the chest: H... HIT 9R MISS...

The Signless: I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS, HUH!

The Grand Highblood, to Darkleer: SHOOT HIM AGAIN.

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Dave: *sees john*

Dave, internally: look its john. your friend. your best bro. your favorite person in the world. youd go through hell and back for him. you need to greet him in a way that expresses how much you appreciate him

Dave: hey nerd

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Tavros: aLL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD TO ME, aRADIA IS THE ONLY PERSON i CARE ABOUT,

Tavros: i GUESS i CARE ABOUT gAMZEE TOO, bUT HE’S ON THIN ICE,

Aradia: what did gamzee d0

Tavros: tRIED TO EAT MY SOCK,

Aradia: y0u say that like it explains s0mething

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Tavros: lAST YEAR, i LOST MY EX-MATESPRIT AT A PARTY, aND FOUND HER IN THE NEXT ROOM, hOOKING UP WITH ANOTHER GUY,

Tavros: yESTERDAY, i LOST gAMZEE AT A PARTY, aND FOUND HIM ALONE, eATING BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CROCK POT,

Tavros: uPGRADES,