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#they are going to be goofy
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Will, Violence, and Vaseline
(It’s an old sailor’s saying in case you’re wondering!XD)
Huh, interesting! I've never heard it before. I believe I shall take this literally. XD
So, a team mission set between Chimera and Acolyte. (I'm fuzzy on the timeline, so I'm bending it to my will.) Helen convinces Nikola to help before going back to SCIU (plenty of snarky comments about SCIU included) and he grudgingly agrees, because he does owe her for the whole virtual Adam thing and they're down a person.
Will and Nikola keep butting heads the whole time, Helen just keeps telling them to knock it off, and Henry is just doing his best to keep the peace and keep to the mission, which involves a potential abnormal creature from Hollow Earth.
They get attacked rather ruthlessly by the creature, all of them sustaining injuries, and it escapes again before they can tranquilize or stun it, so they really need to find it before it hurts someone else.
They track the creature, Helen pairing Will and Nikola together because she's not taking this anymore and can't get away with actually banging their heads together. Nikola, of course, decides to do things his own way, coming up with a plan to lure the creature with Will as bait. Will ends up agreeing to it because it actually makes sense and he can't argue with it, as much as he wants to.
The plan works a little too well and the creature goes insane chasing after Will (it likes the smell of his hair gel) and Will has to get creative in evading it. Nikola manages to divert it and they tranquilize it and get it loaded into the van before they realize that Will isn't coming out his attempted hiding place because he's wedged in there pretty good.
Henry breaks out a tub of vaseline so they can slick Will up to get him out and Will has to deal with Nikola being snarky and mocking the whole time when all he wants is to take a shower.
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forecast0ctopus · 5 months
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AN-TI-BO-DIES
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soranker · 2 months
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98 lovemail doodles >_<
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krysmcscience · 4 months
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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)
I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c
Part Two:
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Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D
Aaaand Part Three:
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'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...
Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]
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artkaninchenbau · 3 months
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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bloominglegumes · 5 months
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i love normal guys doomed by the narrative
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blue-the-bluest · 2 months
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💕 Realization 💕
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Bradley wrote in cursive while Max wrote in graffiti
They are in love, your honor.
Sketch was cute too
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suncrat · 9 months
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Sooooo guess who my favorite one piece character is so far🙃
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quillsand · 11 months
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sorry for the lies and deception. it will happen again
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pockspocket · 4 months
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They're such losers...and are in love <3
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dustin-ajar · 4 months
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the material is sooo 😫😫😫, why arent there any good fanfictions of them??
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forecast0ctopus · 6 months
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concussion does not negate bitchiness…..this must be known
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braisedhoney · 9 months
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fighting back? against who? they're so happy—they've been waiting for you.
you are wonderful. don't you know that?
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bonus: they play sims together :)
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ruporas · 9 months
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🎆 (id in alt)
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essektheylyss · 5 months
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You know, they call Liam O'Brien the heartbreak prince of Critical Role, but—WHAT'S THIS? SAM RIEGEL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR?
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eyes-of-nine · 8 months
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do I ship them? not really???maybe idk but 1) I needed someone for this to work 2) I do enjoy making LQQ suffer 3) it would be kinda funny ngl
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