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cerealforkart · 10 months

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Here’s my prediction for episode 38

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #taylor swift dndads #hermie the unworthy #doodly #they deserve this #they can have a little arson #as a treat #dndads spoilers #sort of #not really

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donni-cl0wn · 9 months

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This is my first time drawing pyro, so I’m sorry if they look wonky or weird.

#fandom #fanart #my art #y’all can suggest things #tf2 #tf2 posting #tf2 pyro #team fortress pyro #team fortress fanart #team fortress 2 #i love this little fella #pyro and archimedes have committed arson and will do it again #tf2 archimedes #how tf do you draw birds?

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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Peeped the horrors

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #a-qing #xue yang #A-qing went 'there are horrors he is committing and I am going to peep them' and then faced horrors that she could not fathom #The fact she sees the evidence first hand but it genuinely is too much to handle is a lovely tragedy that betrays her youth #It is interesting that she clearly does have more knowledge than the lay person about cultivators and night hunts (possibly from xxc?)#she does mentally call out xue yang for using the right terminology (betraying his 'no one important' façade)#but corpse poisoning is...well....probably not something she could have known about #so instead she has to encounter this horrible and suspicious event and justify it to keep herself sane #Ah....that's not going into the really interesting ambiguity of xue yangs targets #the people he kills specifically slandered *all three of them*#Was it just for himself? Was there a sense of protectiveness over his two blind companions?#I don't want an answer. I love that it is ambiguous #And oh man. having the noble XXC do the killing is so deviously evil. What a loaded chekov's gun.#you know xxc is gonna have a breakdown over it *when* he finds out. Its all a matter of timing #ok ok funny tag time #I think little apple and xy should meet up so they can swap arson tips. Truly the power team nobody wants. Not even them.#they would fight to the death and little apple would *win*#EDIT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY XUE YANG

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silverware-is-interesting · 4 months

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i had this idea a day ago and suddenly remembered then drew this in an hour. yeah, it's based off the "i think were gonna have to kill this guy, steven" "damn" meme, i just don't know what guardener would call them

#silverware's art #undertale yellow #undertale yellow guardener #uty #uty guardener #do the little bots have names???#i know that i can define one as the gun one.#another one apparently likes arson.#and the other one tells you about one of the little bots apparentley got 7 others to jump into the 300 degree (i think?) Pepto bismol lake #it's kinda lazy but i thought it was good enough to post so

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mosttsundereofplants · 2 months

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profile customization was a mistake

#if i had sygna gladion he would be in here. but unfortunately 12k gems have gone down the drain already #this game is trying my commitment to not spending money. two blorbo alts in quick succession like this is just unfair #i think the parental issues rivals club can commit a little arson as a treat #pokemon #pokemas #pokemon masters ex #rival silver #n harmonia #n pokemon #rival gladion #trainer gladion #i like to think im funny

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icewolfstar · 7 months

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He should be allowed to do crimes. (๑╹ω╹๑ )

#myart #klarion bleak #klarion #klarion the witch boy #dc comics #He can have a little arson #As a treat #zatanna and the house of secrets

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weaponizedducks · 1 month

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after rewatching knives out for the billionth time i have come to the conclusion that chris evans and daniel craig thrive in the silly goofy roles. get them out of the Sexy Cool Action Hero™ typecast and let them go apeshit

#no you can literally see how much fun they had on knives out #hugh ransom drysdale ate up that screen better than cap ever did #knives out being my favourite movie ever challenge #yeah i killed fran but i GUESS I DIDN'T so what do you have on me?#NOTHING. what attempted murder? i get arson for the building and a couple other charges #but with a good lawyer WHICH i HAVE i'll be out in no time #and then you'll see just how much i can wreck your life you VICIOUS LITTLE BITCH #cunty monologue #also daniel craig's funny little accent and random piano playing give me joy #let them make knives out into a full mcu type thing it'll be so funny #knives out #glass onion #ransom drysdale #benoit blanc #daniel craig #chris evans

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sollucets · 7 months

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guys i am trying Really hard not to have public opinions about of this morning... pray for me

#i work really hard not to do that. genuinely. every single time i reblog a meta or post my own opinion or write more serious tags #it is Vetted #i keep these things to my friends & my discord & such on purpose because. because. it's better for everyone #but im hanging on by a thread today i guess :')#for now.... just.... people need to remember that when youre debating fiction like this #the characters are fictional but the people listening aren't #and you can cause real fucking harm by talking about demographics the way people have been #rowan chatter #(if i see someone fucking say ray can't love again i'm going to kill. it's directly to murder i will be committing crimes)#(AND if i see another implication that he should've had to get sent to prison it'll be arson also)#fuck you all you dont get to have ray anymore. im taking him he's in my pocket now #do people even know how rehab & therapy fucking WORK #okay. okay. okay okk okokokkok mission failed a little #but we're far enough down in the tags now. reblogs are off. don't eat me

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ask-wren-zhang · 4 months

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For your ask post:

If they were ever granted one wish, what would they wish for?

Sighs in wistful lactose intolerance, "to eat a cheesecake." 😔

#rp #wren speaks #wren tries to be funny #writing the rest OOC bc Wren is very unlikely to say any of these out loud 😆 It's going to get a bit convoluted from here #and I really want to take this chance to add something more in depth instead of just something quippy as usual #a little backstory tidbit #Ok so Wren was born in Dublin but her family moved to Belfast #a violent and overcrowded city with deteriorating conditions at the time HL takes place (I did my history homework lol)#at some point Wren's childhood was plagued with riots and arsons #it's why she dislikes the spell Incendio 🔥#yet even since attending Hogwarts #her parents for some reason insist on staying in Belfast #more than anything Wren wants her parents to see sense #that whatever academic or business pursuits they have aren't worth risking their lives every time they leave the house #and maybe convince the Ministry into relocating her parents to Hogsmeade #or at least somewhere nearby in Scotland where she can keep an eye on them #but her parents are as stubborn as a mule #and they don't write to her often #Wren has no choice but make do with the occasional letters from home #then go to bed every night riddled with anxiety #thinking whether her family made back home safely #😃

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gxlden-angels · 9 months

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I need Americans that were never Christian™️ to realize that the average conservative cult christian's thoughts are basically that one episode of Spongebob where he gets elected Hall Monitor and gives a speech with "Crime and Punishment. Punishment and Crime"

#christians see themselves as the hall monitors of the earth essentially #and everyone needs to be punished and have their good noodle stars taken else they'll commit arson #they genuinely believe that as soon as you stop policing people they'll delve into their deepest darkest fantasies and start committing sins #that even Jesus Christ himself didn't think of #they come from the idea that they are the only group capable of keeping things steady until Sky Papa can make his way down and fuck shit up #So when you do something bad it's because you fell into the pull of destruction #But when they do it's the equivalent of stepping on your dog's foot because they almost tripped you #I still think it's funny a bunch of christians are creationist tho lmao skill issue #My grandparents are but my dad isn't #he believes evolution essentially occurred over the same time the earth was being created #and the story of adam being made from dust was a metaphor and literal #he was made from dust made from decomposing animals and plants which he used to create us as a more perfect being #so now we continue to evolve because we're connected to the dust and can continue to try to improve #so my dad believes in evolution and went to college for biology and chemistry at the biggest HBCU in the US #That evolution/creationist tangent was completely unrelated but all twitter is for me rn is ppl freaking out about our rights being taken #I avoid twitter most of the time but like to look at my friends' and fav artists' tweets #and recently I think little joel made a video about the evolution video that was trending so yea #n e ways have a nice day y'all <3 #I've been wanting to make more hehe hahas but everything in my brain rn is Undergraduate Thesis level shit #so I haven't really been reading or writing things I can talk about on Tumblr.Com ya know?#most of it is sociological textbooks memoirs and similar stuff that Id feel talking about on my casual blog #maybe Ill make a blog. like Blog blog for my essays one day #ex christian #religious trauma

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sheherazade-constellations · 1 year

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Someone lighting that Swedish Christmas goat on fire would fix me, actually

#Gävlebocken #Gavle goat #women can have a little arson as a treat??

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milokissa707 · 10 months

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At a table meeting

Florida:Who’s going to stop me, the federal government!?

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Gov: Yes, yes I will. Now please give me the matches Florida or I swear.

Flo: Oh I didn’t think you knew how to :)

#wttt #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttt incorrect quotes #wttt gov #wttt florida #I love the king of chaos #chaos knows no sides #he’s probably trying to burn down Cal #he can have a little arson #as a treat #=)

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goy-bullshit-translator · 1 year

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It's actually really irresponsible for every Jew to burn a total of 44 candles (!!!) in just one week. Like are we celebrating a revolt or are we celebrating carbon emissions??? Solar powered menorot are the future 💕🌍🌳

The fact that we have to use 44 candles is a sign that G-d has abandoned us because Hashem doesn't keep each of our millions of menorahs lit for all eight nights. We must Bring The Miracle Back To Hannukah by setting fire to oil pipelines and coal mines to create a flame that will burn for at LEAST all eight nights.

#yes i understand that just setting that shit on fire would create even more of an ecological disaster #jews can have a little arson #as a treat #honka discourse '22 #channukah #hannukah #jewish #jumblr

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loreofthefritz · 1 year

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Piccolo was so cringe but I forgive him because he's one day old