#they just poofed out of Nicos memorys ig

[kekaki-cupcakes]

My opinion on TSATS

The plot was as holey as Will's cheese hat and I love the book and hate it and would build a throne for it then burn it and cry and thank Rick and Mark then kill them on sight and-

[ollisdead]

I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS BUT THIS IS LITERAL PERFECTION

a percy jackson fusion with aftg

okay, so neil would be percy because he's sassy, the main characters, and his home life sucked but his mom loved him (which is debatable but let's pretend otherwise) and also because i'm making nathaniel his non-biological father (nathan would be smelly gabe serves the bitch right) he would look more like poseidon

andrew would be annabeth, because he obvs needs to end up with neil/percy, AND andrew is a name commonly used when people genderbend annabeth. ALSO, we get that terrible comment about how the first time andrew gets r*ped is when he is seven, which if i remember correctly is when annabeth ran away from hom. BUT LET'S NOT FORGET- andrew is an obvious fan of knives and annabeth is notorious for her dagger so THERE. (aaron ig would be malcom, so not really in the story, sorry malcom. and subsequently katelyn, love her).

kevin would be grover, and juniper would subsequently be thea, because i feel like he'd just fit the role? and if they were all slightly less insane, he would be a great best friend to andrew and neil (and same viceversa because i completely disagree with how he was treated in canon >:()

seth would be clarisse, so no, he doesn't die. and i love clarisse so back off no hate. i would've made him nico because other than riko (who got what he deserved in my opinion) he is the only one neil has any real conflict with, not counting the deadly ones like his dad (who will play smelly gabe and won't be biologically related to neil) and ichirou(?) (who has disappeared like ~poof~) but then i realized nico is my gay baby that ends up with his significant annoyance and i wouldn't change that for the world so clarisse it is :')

NOW FOR THE SEVEN

okay renee would be hazel because just like renee she is a badass angel. and she is a sweetie so yeah :)

so originally i wanted to make allison be piper, but then i realized that doesn't fit, and upon further inspection, she only really fits with silena, when you think about it, so for that very reason, she is just gonna frank, cause renison are my fucking babies

leo would be nicky. now this doesn't even really need explaining, but ima explain anyway. nicky is gay and very /very/ proud so the whole hazel/leo/frank love triangle thing wouldn't happen. nicky is playful but caring, he doesn't know how to deal with his cousins in canon, but he just can't do the human interaction. not as flirty with girls, and if he is its for fun.

now obviously jason would be matt, because even if matt isn't blonde, white, or blue eyed, he is neils bro in canon, and will be his bro in any world. he is also the parent to the foxes, so he is the parent to the seven as well. and jason was the dad also, which leads to my next thing-

dan as piper. she is definitely beautiful enough, she doesn't care mich about her appearance, she is the mom friend through and through, and she would end up with matt (let's pretend literally NONE of apollo trials happened, no matter how much i love meg. she shall come to chb and be besties with apollo like a nOrMaL hALf bLoOd)

and obviously coach wymack as coach hedge (I MEAN COME ON!!!) and the cloud nymph as abby.

BONUS

i don't remember if annabeth ended getting a real mother figure, i remember she went back home to try to sort things out, and i remember she saw chiron as a father figure, but either way i am NOT leaving bee out, the little angel. she will still be bee and because my memory sucks she will just somehow BE THERE

I JUST THOUGHT OF A RACHEL

katelyn. she would work well enough, andrew certainly hated her enough in canon for it to work, and its my own personal headcanon that neil and katelyn became besties over their twinyards and then cheer and then other shit

SO THAT

riko would probably be luke? like, sure neil literally NEVER liked riko and i don't like the idea of him getting a redemption arc, but it works well enough ig.

jean as ethan

jeremy would probably have to be like-... DAMMIT... that one hecate kid, alabaster or sm.

the fact that i forgot will haunt me forever i seriously need to reread the books again

AND THIS IS ALMOST COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT BUT THEIR ROOF WOULD BE THE ROOF OF THE POSEIDON CABIN bOoM

i think thats about it, but if i forgot someone or you want me to add someone else or something else, comment it ig :)