#they r so real to me 😔🤌

[syrupyyyart]

There's so much worthless Motley trivia that's accumulated over the years that will probably never have a chance to be shared organically. Angel Cake has terrible handwriting. Cherry is afraid of cats. Blueberry can't swim. Lime Pie would be a swiftie

[apricotpicotty]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like Tiktok.

Stranger: M hot

You: no u're not

Stranger: Dang

You: i'm the only one hot here

Stranger: Mf

Stranger: U

Stranger: U skipped me

You: <3

Stranger: Such an ass

Stranger: Boiiitch

You: i skipped u?

Stranger: Yea

You: i literally came here 5secs ago tf

Stranger: 🙂okay nvm

Stranger: Anyways

Stranger: Hot f

Stranger: How u doin

Stranger: I'm hot M

You: hey hot M i'm crying to songs rn and taking selfies

You: hbu?

Stranger: Me im waiting for those selfies

You: nah those r going in my locked folder

Stranger: Ahh man

Stranger: If only I could see da thighs

Stranger: 😔

Stranger: Flatthighs

You: sucks to be u:(

Stranger: Man ain't no one got fatthghs

Stranger: 😔

Stranger: Ikrrr

Stranger: So where u frkm

You: ur beysment

You: hbu?

Stranger: Ur ass

Stranger: Tht is flat

You: yea whteves

Stranger: *Claps his hands*

Stranger: Thts the sound of mah balls clapping on yo coochie

Stranger: Is this pickup line good

You: no it's not

Stranger: 😔🤌🏻

You: don't try again

Stranger: 🙂rllt

Stranger: Okay okay

Stranger: How bout this

Stranger: I live fir u

Stranger: Nooodssss

Stranger: This one is nice rightttt

You: are u a 11yr old high school kid?

Stranger: Naaah I'm jus sleepy

You: yea ig it's great for elementary school kids

You: try on them

You: how old r u btw?

Stranger: 17

Stranger: And you

You: older than ur mom

Stranger: She is...

Stranger: Nvm

You: is she a milf?

Stranger: 💀bruh

Stranger: Are u a mile?

Stranger: Milf

You: no i'm 17 too unfortunately

Stranger: Sed

Stranger: No ass prolly got no tiddies

Stranger: And then no thighs

You: yea i'm grateful for that cuz the tits rn give me enough back pain

Stranger: Lemme hold em for h

Stranger: U

You: strezzz ballzz

Stranger: Ikkkkrr

Stranger: Whenever I'm stressed I jus search tiddies

Stranger: Man idk why but they really are stress buster

Stranger: Man I'm stressing out rn

You: awh sucks to be u, whenever i'm stressed i just squeeze my tits

Stranger: U in for help

You: no

Stranger: Damnnn

You: go to pornhub

You: or watch hentai

You: i can give u recs

Stranger: 🙂I've been there mah girl

Stranger: Real thing is kinda better specially when u can talk to the girl

Stranger: Well it's upto you..no ones knowing

Stranger: 😔😩

You: aight my guy gtg, i need sleep too

You: good day <3

Stranger: Damn straight no

Stranger: Ahh well alr mah bad

Stranger: Ik what I did

Stranger: Cool cool

Stranger: Bye

You have disconnected.