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stupidsagestars · 1 year

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𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝! 𝐔𝐤𝐚𝐢 who's having the time of his life. He decided to get a saturday job at the local pool and god is it the best. He pays attention to absolutely nothing, stupid kids who have fights,even strangling each other with inflatables. Those teenage girls who sneak looks at him,whispering their dirty fantasies, those mothers who cheer for their children 's shit swimming - the list could go on.

It was a normal day at the pool, with 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝! 𝐔𝐤𝐚𝐢 wearing a yellow cap and holding a huge reading book which hid a comic inside, all he needed now was a can of beer and he'd officially be in his golden age. Until he can hear someone aggressively banging on the legs of his chair.

"EXCUSE ME!!" You shout looking up at the confused blondie.

"Uh hello??" Ukai says, looking down at you, quickly closing both books.

"Do you mind coming down, I need to talk to you." You say and he nods quickly. When he gets down he realises that you were absolutely drenched. You were wearing a pretty yellow sundress and he was entranced in not just your clothing but beauty. Your eyes,your lips,your whole face was cute especially the annoyed expression you were giving him now.

"I don't want to cause a scene so I think we should go somewhere more private." You snap, struggling to not shout at him right then and there.

"Sure." He said casually, he led you to the lifeguards' changing room and sat on a bench.

"You must be wondering why I'm drenched. Well that's became you couldn't do your fucking job and instead left me to save my drowning brother." You pause to look at him. He seems unbothered, he's laying flat out on the bench, humming some stupid tune.

"And you're not even following the guidebook properly." You say shoving a tiny book in his face to which he immediately sits up.

"Where'd you get this?" He flicks through the pages but places it down immediately.

"At the kiosk for 5 bucks so you better not throw it in the bin."

"I'm actually kinda flattered, you bought me a book." Ukai says, smirking at you.

"Where are the towels." You ask, feeling the coldness of your dress extremely uncomfortable.

"To the left of you."

He continues on, " so you have a brother."

You sigh, "yeah, he wanted to go with his friends so me being the busy, working,tired daughter meant that I was the perfect one to go!"

"I assume from that you have siblings who do not work at home too."

"Yep 2 of them."

"Well that sucks." He says, not knowing how else to respond.

"Are you trying to change the subject." You say glaring at him.

"No of course not I enjoy you telling me what to do, in fact come here run through this guidebook with me."

Maybe it was the heat, the fact that your dress was stuck to you, your sheer boldness or Ukai's endlessly horny self that resulted in him currently fucking you into oblivion. Hands gripping your lower abdomen as he pushed his thick cock in and out of you. Your moans and mewls just pushed him to go faster.

He tuts at you, "You see, I'm not sure if this is a reward or punishment. I'm either taking care of you for being hard-working and a good sister or I'm punishing you for tryna boss me around, can't decide between the two."

You can formulate any words to snap back at him instead you're just left to continuously moan in response to this heavenly feeling.

" I think I've fucked you dumb and we're not even close to finishing yet." He teases, you manage to your roll eyes.

His thrusts become sloppier and you can hear his grunts more, he was definitely close.

"See, you're such a brat, r-rolling your eyes at me. How about I just breed you right then and there, make you my pretty housewife- might learn some fuckin' manners"

"Fuck do it- do it." You beg, the pleasure overriding your senses.

"Okay if you insist." He says sarcastically but the moan that comes out of his mouth just after he released his load into you can't be faked. He slowly takes some of the cum out and spreads it on your stomach,eyes glued to yours, a lewd smile plastered on his face.

"You wanna taste?" But before you can formulate an answer he's already shoving his veiny,long rough fingers into your mouth.

"Of course you do."

"Oh, I should tell you this, I'm not gonna get pregnant since I'm on birth control." You say resting your face on Ukai's abs.

He breathes out a sigh relief, "thank goodness." He mutters playing with your hair.

"are we gonna hang out after this?"

"duh and then we can make a kid in a few weeks." he mumbles.

"maybe not a few weeks more like a few months or years kei."

"I'll convince ya." He yawns, " I've got my own convenience store y'know. I can take ya there"

"that seems fun."

---★--- Ik this one was like 70% plot, 30% smut but I liked it, this isn't proofread so feel free to point out mistakes. Follow for more stories!!

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angry-geese · 3 years

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Can I request nsfw+fluff gojo x fem!reader? (established relationships) Just gojo being horny and needy after weeks not seeing reader due to work. (Uuuu and may I add breeding kink too <3 ) Lmaooo what's wrong with me✋🏻😔 I love your works btw and just take your time💕💕 here *slides a cookie 🍪 *

YESSSS gojo + breeding kink is top tier. i got a little carried away with this one lol

When We Meet Again

Gojo Satoru x Reader

Warnings: shameless smut. oral (fem receiving), creampies, mating press, unprotected sex, fingering, fluff and smut. slight somnophilia (kinda??) fem!reader

Word Count: 3.7k

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It's well past midnight by the time he gets home.

Save for a single light in the kitchen, the apartment is dark. Leftover pastries sit out on the counter, covered with a bowl to keep bugs from getting to them, alongside your keys, and an empty mug of tea. A grocery list has been stuck to the fridge. A rack of dishes sits beside the sink, drying.

You're not in your usual spot on the couch. He's not surprised. It's late. And though you don't have work in the morning, you were never one to stay up so long. You must have gone to bed already. You might have stayed up had he bothered to tell you he was coming home. But he didn't. His plans changed at the last moment, and not even he knew he'd be back so soon.

He hates being gone this long. He misses sleeping in his own bed. Sometimes he forgets just how cold a bed can be without someone else in it.

The door to your shared room is open. Though it's dark. There's a faint green glow from the alarm clock on the side table. The moon is full enough tonight to provide a bit of light; a pale silver glow fills the room. And there you are, curled up on his side of the bed. In one of his shirts. A black button up that’s a bit too big for you, with sleeves that hang well past your fingertips.

It's not like he can refuse. If he’s getting called out to help, then there's probably not someone who can go in his place. The strongest doesn't really have time to take a vacation. He’s on call 24/7. Between his teaching job at Jujutsu Tech, and the major clans of Jujutsu society constantly demanding his attention, he’s rather short on free time.

It was a tedious job. Not worth his time. Not particularly tough, albeit time consuming. But the previous two sorcerers came back with nothing. And so he was sent out. Cleaning up someone else's mess.

The first week he called every day. The job wasn’t supposed to take any longer than that. Or so you both assumed. As the second rolled through, your calls grew shorter, and less frequent. He found himself frustrated with the lack of contact. It wasn't either of your faults. Your work called for you to be out during the little free time he had. Overtime. When you did have time to call each other, you were often exhausted, and short with him. The distance was putting a strain on your relationship.

The worst part of it all; he couldn't fuck you. And for a man that could go multiple rounds in a day, that was miserable. His love language is touch. Not being able to hold you was… well, miserable.

You don't really know the extent of the effect you have on him.

He's too tired to change, and he showered before he left, so he strips to his boxers and pulls his side of the blankets aside. Tomorrow is laundry day anyway. You always choose Sundays for laundry day, because that's the day before you have to go back to work. There's just enough room between you and the edge of the bed for him to slip in.

When something makes him stop dead in his tracks.

It's your voice. You’re calling out his name. You aren't awake, and though you do sometimes talk in your sleep, tonight is different. When it does happen, it's usually nonsense. Soft, endearing babble that he can't help but listen to. He says your name, softly, but you don't respond. Enough moonlight streams in through the window to see your face. Your brows are knit in concentration—possibly frustration—and sweat beads in your hairline.

Are you having a nightmare?

The bed dips under his weight as he sits, resting a hand on your thigh. Your skin is rather warm, he notes. You roll over onto your side, burying your face in his pillow. He pulls the blankets up, tucking them around your shoulders, as you’ve kicked them down by your feet in your sleep.

There it is again. You say his name, but there's a level of desperation behind it.

There's no denying the wetness between your thighs. You squeeze your thighs together in an unconscious attempt to get some relief. Your breathing is labored.

It's only a moment later that the realization kicks in.

The grin that splits his face can only be described as malicious in nature.

His hand creeps higher on your thigh, nudging the hem of your—his—shirt up. You’re not wearing anything underneath. The sight of your slick cunt is nearly enough to make his cock stand to attention.

His gaze falls to the curve of your hips, just barely illuminated by the moonlight. He likes the light of you in his shirt a little more than he likes to admit. Though he’s never been quiet about how much he appreciates your body.

Your body freezes the moment his thumb grazes across your slit. So does he. You’re so wet. Must be a real nice dream. You roll onto your back, your legs parted slightly. The soft gasps and moans that leave you are like music to his ears. Gojo takes this as an invitation to continue, his hand moving further up your thigh, lazily tracing circles into it.

You must've missed him more than he expected.

Your body registers that someone is touching you before it registers just who is doing such. In your sleepy, dream-ridden state you don't recognize the figure in front of you. In the dim light of the room, you can make out a mess of white hair, and the reflection of dark, round glasses shoved up into his hairline. Gojo’s eyes practically reflect in the dark.

You jolt awake, sitting up. “Jesus christ-”

“‘S just me, Mochi,” he says, though it does little to settle your nerves.

If you weren't awake before, you certainly are now.

“What? You watch people in their sleep now?!” You scold. “‘Toru- you scared the hell out of me!”

You flop back on the bed. The blankets pool around your hips. You reach to pull them back up, finding your bed colder than usual.

"You were calling out my name." He says.

"Oh," you say, and though there's little light in the room, he watches your face flush, "must have been dreaming about you."

“Wanna recreate what you were dreaming?” He asks. Rather smugly, might you add.

You roll your eyes. “Go to sleep.”

"Scoot over then. I'm gonna fall off the bed."

This prompts an evil sounding giggle from you, followed by a: "fall then."

"Alright," he says, rolling over to lay on you, throwing his arm around your waist. You’re effectively pinned under him, as the awkward angle won't allow you any leverage to throw him off. He attacks the exposed part of your neck with kisses, sucking hickeys into the flesh of your neck and shoulders. His hair tickles your skin.

“‘Toru- stop!” You squeal. “Let me go-”

“Not until you apologize,” he says, planting a wet kiss on your jaw.

“Never!”

“Then I guess I won't let you go.”

His arms wrap around you from behind, pulling you flush to his chest. One of his hands finds your own, his fingers lacing with yours. His legs tangle with yours in a way that holds them in place. Worming out of his grip in this position would be a near impossible task.

You suppose there’s worse fates than this.

It would be easier to stay awake if he wasn't so warm. Or if he didn't smell so nice. Or if he wasn't softly rocking your body with each breath he takes. His thumb traces soft circles around your knuckles. Gojo’s breath is warm against your neck, making goosebumps rise along the soft flesh. The steady sound of it is almost enough to lull you to sleep.

"I missed you." You say. Your voice is almost too soft to hear.

“I know.” He says. His arms give your midsection a reaffirming squeeze. “I missed you too.”

“How was work?”

“A shitshow,” he says, leaning to nip at your earlobe, “but I get to come home to you, so it’s not all bad. How’s everything been around here?”

“Quiet.” You say. “Kinda boring without you. I wish you told me you’d be home tonight. I would have done something special.”

“It was a spur of the moment decision.” He says. “I didn't expect to be home so soon either.”

“We should do something tomorrow, then,” you say, “a new ramen place opened up down the street. You know where the old bakery used to be? They leased the place out.”

Gojo hums in response. Ramen sounds nice. Especially now. But he’s too tired and too horny to worry about food. Why have ramen when he has a meal right in front of him? Or a snack, as he often likes to call you. To which you roll your eyes, but there's no denying how he makes you blush.

You take back what you said about finding it easy to sleep. He’s moving around a bit too much for that. Gojo isn't subtle about it either. Nothing about the man is. He foregos subtly in favor of announcing nearly everything he does. Loudly. Who would dare stop him?

But you guess it's part of his charm. His dorky, sappy charm. You’ve kind of signed up for it, so you’re not complaining.

You scoot away from the edge of the bed a bit, thinking he needs more room. Gojo pulls you back to his chest, thinking you’re trying to run away from him.

“Quit squirming.” You hiss.

“Sorry Mochi,” he says, “just tryna get comfortable.”

And he really does mean it. But he’s been gone from you for so long that he's forgotten how nice your body feels against his. A little too nice, he’ll admit. Phone sex is nice, but it's not the same as the real thing. It gets old after a while. His hand doesn't quite compare to yours. Or the real thing. Something hard presses against your thigh from behind.

That's when it clicks. You just smell so nice. Your body is so warm against his. You look so nice in his shirt. Can you really blame him for getting hard?

You aren't sure he knows that you know. You shift a bit. It appears you’re only trying to get comfortable. His grip around your waist loosens, allowing you to settle a bit closer to him. You can't help it if your shirt rides up a bit, exposing the perfect curve of your ass. He prefers you in nothing at all, though the sight of you wearing his clothes is certainly a nice one. Any sight of you is. Gojo is shameless in the way he adores your body.

Once settled, his arms return to your waist. His head falls into the crook of your neck. He’s doing little to hide the tent he sports in his boxers. Maybe he thinks you don't notice. Or maybe he’s trying to ignore it.

“Stop that,” he says.

“I'm not doing anything,” you say, with the same evil giggle as before.

“Why do I not believe you?”

His lips find your neck, sucking a dark mark into your pulsepoint. The sudden sensation of lips on your neck makes you squeal. In your ear he coos every sappy nickname in the book that makes you blush.

You hardly notice as his hand trails lower. Your legs part just enough for him to slip his hand between them. He does nothing but seek out your warmth. Yet.

A familiar tension returns to your stomach. It's not unpleasant.

So that's what he was doing. Not that you’re complaining.

“Missed you, Mochi,” he says, gasping at the wet feeling of your cunt, “missed you so much. You have any clue what it's like being around all those weird old men all day? For days on end, no end in sight?”

It always surprises you just how bad the man can be with words, yet how good he is with his mouth.

His fingers find your clit, drawing lazy circles around the bundle of nerves. Your breath catches in your throat. You can't deny how nice his long fingers feel inside of you.

“Seems like you’ve missed me too.” He says, his breath warm against your ear.

“Whatever you want to think, old man,” you say. Though you have missed him. You always do. But there's some fun to be had by teasing him.

“Old man?!” He sounds genuinely hurt. “Don't be like that. I know you like having me around.”

“Oh really? What makes you think that?”

His fingers move to press into the tight entrance of your cunt, his thumb brushing across your clit. The soft gasp that leaves you is practically music to his ears. To give him credit, he is good with his hands.

“Did you think about me while I was gone,” he coos, “did you touch yourself while you did it? I did. Couldn't keep my mind off this sweet cunt of yours. I think I want a taste.”

Your only response is a soft moan. Heat pools low in your stomach, growing in intensity with each skilled movement of his hand. He moves so you can lay on your back. Your hands find the sheets, holding them in a death grip. Gojo nudges your legs further apart with one of his knees.

The kiss he pulls you into is uncharacteristically soft, and needy. He moans nearly as loud as you when you nibble on his bottom lip, hips lips parting, allowing the strong muscle of your tongue to explore his mouth.

Your hands work to undo the top few buttons of your shirt, exposing your breasts. His free hand comes up to grope appreciatively at your tits. Gojo has never been shy about how much he adores them. Or shy ever, to his credit. You’re his, and he would show you off to the world if you’d let him.

But sometimes he prefers to steal you into his domain, and hold you there. Close. Where you’ll always be at his side. The one place in this universe he can truly promise you’ll be safe.

You hardly notice as his kisses trail down your neck. Down the valley between your breasts. Working the last few buttons of your shirt open with his long fingers. What you do notice is the sudden absence of his hand.

Your legs part to give him room to settle between them. His head rests on your stomach. His warm breath tickles your skin.

"You gonna let me have a taste?" He asks, nipping at your thigh.

You swallow hard, eyes locked on him. Slowly, you nod.

You gasp at the feeling of his warm tongue, licking a stripe from your bellybutton to your mound. He's not touching you where you need him most. And that frustrates you. You buck your hips up towards his mouth, eliciting a soft laugh from him. He can't tease you too long. His cock is painfully hard, leaking against his thigh in his boxers. He can only hold himself back for so long.

You freeze at the feeling of a hot tongue against your clit.

Gojo eats pussy like a starving man, presented with his favorite meal. He does nothing short of savoring you. How you smell, how you taste, how you sound. He's shameless in how he adores this. Gojo moans nearly as loud as you at the taste of your cunt. Sweeter than his favorite dish. Meant to be savored.

You can't deny that he's good with his mouth. His tongue works circles around your clit, drawing gasps and moans from you.

Heat builds in your stomach, drawing you closer to your impending orgasm. One that comes upon you far sooner than expected.

Maybe you’re more pent up than you thought.

Your thighs clench around his head as you cum hard. He lets you ride out your orgasm on his tongue, working you through it with his skilled mouth. He’d stay with his head between your legs forever if you’d let him. Which you don't, as overstimulation soon registers in your lust addled mind, and you shove his head away.

The lower half of his face glistens in the dim light, wet with saliva, and your own slick. He’s far from subtle in the way he licks his lips, or groans at your taste. He may have gotten a bit too excited. It's not unlike him to get carried away. How can he resist a fertile cunt like yours?

“I think you should taste yourself,” he says. His hands move to cup your face as he pulls you into a kiss. You taste yourself on his lips. His hardened cock grinds against his thigh.

“‘Toru-” you whine.

“What's the matter baby?” He coos. “Use your words.”

“Fuck me.” You say. “I need you, ‘Toru. I need your cock in me.”

“Why didn't you say so?” He says, though the desperation in his voice is palpable.

He wastes no time in shoving his boxers down his hips, freeing his cock.

He’s not the most intimidating in size, but his cock is nice, and fairly thick, with a slight upward curve. The patch of hairs towards the base are soft, and white. Generally you don't need a whole lot of prep to take him. Which is helpful when he can't keep his hands to himself, and insists on fucking you in the bathroom during dinner. As much as he likes to take his time with you, he’ll take you anywhere you’ll let him. At work, or over every flat surface of your apartment. Not a single room of your home was spared. Not that either of you mind.

“Gotta work you open first,” he says, “don't want you to be too tight, do we?”

Between his saliva, and your own slick, you put up little resistance. He’s able to slide one finger in. Then a second, with no issue. His fingers curve, stroking your g-spot. His thumb works soft circles around your sensitive clit as he works you open with his fingers. Really, this is unnecessary. Your cunt is practically dripping with your own arousal.

He makes a show of licking his fingers, groaning at the taste of you. Gojo really has no shame.

The moan he lets out as he sheathes himself is truly sinful.

It's another moment before he starts thrusting.

Gojo needs a moment to collect himself. He’s been working himself up for hours if not days. All the nights he spent, thinking of what he’d do to you once he got home. He’s gone over this day in his head about a hundred times.

The sound of his hips slapping against yours fills the room. His taunts turn into senseless babble. Strands of praise mixed with Gojo’s overall dorky remarks. Pleas of your name, calling you mochi, baby, honey, and every other sappy nickname he can think of. His head falls into the crook of your neck, nipping and sucking at the soft skin. He’s not going to let you leave this bed until you’re thoroughly marked up.

Tension grows in your stomach like a rubber band being stretched tight. Your previous orgasm has left you overly sensitive, and leaves another orgasm creeping up on you sooner than expected. His hand falls to your stomach, working lower until his thumb finds your clit, rubbing the sensitive nub.

He presses your legs further back, shoving them almost to your chest. The stretch leaves a pleasant burn in your hips. Your body isn't really meant to bend this way, though it’s not completely uncomfortable. It's not long before he has you into a full mating press, rutting against you desperately, fucking you into the mattress. The bed frame groans in protest with each of his thrusts. Deep, and unrelenting. Gojo’s cock curves in such a way that hits your sweet spots just right, leaving you writing under him.

“Gonna put a baby in you, Mochi,” he says, “gonna breed this pretty cunt of yours.”

You nod along desperately. You want nothing more than for him to cum inside, filling you completely.

He silences your moan with a kiss, his teeth clashing against yours. His tongue presses past your lips, exploring the wet cavern of your mouth. You can still taste yourself on him.

A line of saliva connects your lips as he pulls away.

“Not gonna ask you to take all of it,” he says, “but take everything I got.”

And with that, he can't hold back any longer, painting your womb white. Gojo’s cum is normally thick, and there's normally a lot of it. Today even moreso. Two weeks away hasn't helped with that. Cum runs down your thighs in streams, ruining your sheets.

The elders aren't going to be happy that he’s so reckless with his precious seed, but Gojo couldn't give a damn. The elders can talk all they want. That's all they're good for. He gets to cum in a warm place, and that's more than any of the others can say.

He practically collapses on top of you.

Gojo shifts so less of his body weight is on top of you. And though the room is rather warm, you find yourself nuzzling into his body, seeking out his warmth. His arms have always given you a sense of security, especially when wrapped up in them. They find your waist, pulling your back flush to his chest.

For a moment the two of you lay there, basking in each other's warmth.

You’ll have to get up in a bit anyway. To clean yourself up, and change the sheets. And get a new shirt. Probably another one of Gojo’s. He’s never been against seeing you wear his clothes. They never stay on you for long, though.

You pry his arms off, swinging your legs over the side of the bed, but he notices, and tightens his grip.

“Where do you think you’re going?” He asks, sounding rather offended.

“To get a drink,” you say, “I'm thirsty. Why? Do you want one too?”

“You think I’d let you go after just one round?” He asks. “You’re not leaving this bed until I’ve fucked you full of my cum.”

You're in for a long night.

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notanotherreidgirl · 3 years

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Surprise

Summary: Reader has some exciting news for Spencer

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

Warnings: 18+ sexual content, penetrative sex, unprotected sex, pregnancy, light degradation, breeding kink

Word Count: 800

A/N: This is part of the Just Gimme Them Babies Collection

You bustled into the BAU with a packed lunch in hand, escaping the winter chill. You had persuaded Spencer to stay in bed this morning and as a result he left home in a rush, forgetting his lunch in the process. When you came in Derek descended on you immediately, grabbing the bagged lunch and peering inside. “This for me? You shouldn’t have” he joked.

You laughed and swiped it from his hands, depositing it in its rightful place on Spencer’s desk next to a framed picture of the two of you. “Where’s Spence?”

Emily gestured vaguely towards the kitchen with one hand while reaching forward and snagging the bag. “Hey, can I have this brownie?”

“No, you can not” Spencer appeared behind Emily’s shoulder and stole the brownie from her. He gave you a peck on the cheek, starting to warm up to PDA.

“Do you want to have lunch together? There should be enough in there for two” you asked and he agreed immediately. Smiling, you started to remove your layers. Derek let out a low whistle when you shed your coat. “Damn babygirl, you tryna give pretty boy over here a heart attack?”

Spencer did indeed look like he was fighting off a heart attack. Smugly, you gave a little twirl showing off how your skirt hugged your hips and accentuated your curves. “Oh this? Do you like it? It’s new”

“I like it a lot,” said Emily, sending you a playful wink. Derek came up behind Spencer who had suddenly lost the ability to speak and clapped his hands down on his shoulders. “I think we all like it,” Derek laughed.

“Why don’t we go upstairs to eat? There’s a much nicer view there” his voice came out in a level, measured tone. Liquid heat pooled between your thighs, you knew that voice - it meant you were in trouble. He laced his fingers through yours and practically dragged you to the elevator, barely remembering to grab the bagged lunch off his desk.

When the elevator doors closed you broke away, leaning against the opposite side so he could see you in your entirety. He regarded you coolly. “Are you playing games with me, little girl?”

“I wouldn’t dream of it” you replied innocently, launching yourself out the elevator doors before he could close the distance between the two of you. He followed you closely for a few paces before pulling you into a vacant office and spinning you around so your back was trapped between him and the door.

“Oh really? Then what are you doing showing up in that little tight skirt just begging to be fucked?” he opened the zipper hastily, ridding you of the offending fabric and pushing himself against your clothed core. “What’s the matter baby? Where’s that smart mouth?”

“Spence, please” you moaned into his mouth, hastily unbuckling his belt. He kissed you hard, capturing your bottom lip between his teeth.

“What do you need?” His hand splayed out over your belly. He pushed your underwear aside and entered you in one fluid motion, thrusting into you so deeply that you could feel him hit your cervix. “You need me to fill you up? Give you a baby so everyone knows who you belong to?”

“Maybe you already have.”

His eyes widened and he froze. “Are you serious?”

“Surprise!” you smiled, tipping your head up to register the shocked expression on his face.

He hooked his hands underneath your thighs, lifting you up and walking you to the desk. He set you down on top. “I’m gonna be a dad?”

“Yes, we’re having a baby” you grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him in close. You kissed him and he smiled into your mouth, a teary laugh bubbling up in his throat.

“We’re having a baby” he echoed, his voice filled with wonder. He looked down at you with pure adoration in his eyes. You leaned back a little so he could see you. “God, Spence. Don't you think I'm gonna look so good with your baby?”

With a groan he started to rock into you again, his pace less frenzied and instead purposeful - deliberate. He lavished your neck with kisses as his hands slid under your shirt to cup your breasts. “Fuck. You’re gonna look so beautiful pregnant. Full with my baby”

You wrapped your legs around his waist, bracing yourself for your impending release. He found that sensitive spot under your ear just as he started to rub circles over your clit. “Let me take care of you”

You came with his name on your lips and he quickly followed, burying his face in the crook of your neck to muffle his moans. After a moment, he brought his hands to either side of your face and rested his forehead against yours.

“We’re gonna be a family”

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thelocalshooter · 5 years

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The Local Shooter Vs. Snick Foley

(LS) Hello welcome, and thank you for being part of a great come up, for the people who don’t know can you introduce yourself, what do you do and where are you from?

(SF) OMG thanks for having me guys! Nah all joking aside, I'm happy to be apart of this and appreciate the opportunity. For those who don't know me, I'm SNICK Foley; a rapper out of NYC by way of Far Rockaway in Queens. I've gone by other names in the past so some people know me as Stacks and the like, but we'll be here all day breaking down all the personas.

(LS) Being from New York I’m sure it wasn’t hard for you to find your influences but who were some main artist you grew up listening to?

(SF) Wow it's hard to narrow it down. I listened to alot of different artists from alot of different genres growing up because I always enjoyed looking into different techniques, stories, points of views and just general sounds. I think all of that plays a major role in my music because there's little nods and elements from all over that got embedded over time. Obviously I gravitated mostly towards hip hop and was a huge fan of acts like A Tribe Called Quest, Wu-Tang, Outkast, Eminem, Nas, Kendrick, and DMX. I'm leaving out alot of people because there's just so many talented people I grew up on. For instance I didn't even mention Wayne or DOOM but DMX is definitely the most important musical influence to me. He not only mixed raw energy and emotion with his lyrics so his personality always shined through, but if you listened to one his albums there was so much variety in the styles throughout. You never got bored. There would be the slow bar heavy song, the fast paced party song, the love song, the personal song about what he was going through; it showed me that you don't have to just do one thing as a rapper and you can do whatever you’re feeling.

(LS) One of your tracks from “Sad Villain Noises” was recently played on the Kush America stream, what was the whole process behind that project?

(SF) Yeah that was "Nature Boy". Big shoutout to the whole Kush America family btw. Sad Villain Noises came together as just a quick collaborative effort between me and the homie KMY; incredible producer out in London. We had worked before in the past and had been talking for a while about doing a Madvillainy type of project where he provided all the beats and I provided all the vocals. He has a very distinct and unique style of beat making, as do I with rapping so we felt it provided something different than what you usually hear but isnt pigeonholed into any particular subgenre of hip hop. The whole project is only 7 songs over 15 minutes because it was more of a quick little sample of what we have planned. If you listening closely and in order there's a short story in there but we tried to make it so all the tracks could stand on their own.

(LS) How has being a artist in the New York underground scene been for you? Friendly competition or do you find it hard to interact with other local artist? Do you go out of your borough to seek more talent?

(SF) It's case by case really. NYC has long standing reputation of being cut throat and grimey so I'd be fronting if I said there aren't some difficulties in forming relationships with everyone. There's like 9 million people so it takes alot to stand out in that ocean and it breeds a certain isolationist mentality. That's a fact. That being said, I've still worked with some really talented artists out of NYC and I'm always about helping and growing with people from the city. There might be alot of competition between all of us but at the end of the day it's all love between people tryna make money in an occupation we all have a deep passion for. So I'm always gonna show love to my city and everyone from it. I always try to put on for NYC and represent it proudly whenever possible.

(LS) We see you posted an unofficial video on YouTube for AC-130, when are you thinking of doing an official video or even more visuals at that?

(SF) Yeah that was just a quick little placeholder while the actual video is in the works. I'm planning to do alot of visuals for the stuff that's already out and some things on the way. To bring it back, I know alot of dope videographers and directors based out of NYC and we have stuff either in post, or coming real soon so stay tuned on that.

(LS) As far as music what’s your main goal? Are you looking to to be eventually signed or are hoping to make it as a independent artist?

(SF) Personally I would prefer to stay independent. I was big early punk rock fan so the DIY do it yourself mentality is something I strongly adhere to. That's not to say the idea of getting signed doesn't have its merits and is worth looking into, but I'm more of the mindset to keep full control over the art. The goal is the just to make dope music. I think alot of people in pursuit of the money forget what they get into music for; which at the end of the day is just to express yourself. That's not to say don't get paid and try to maximize your profits cause that's dumb, but the whole joy of art is the fact you can get paid for your thoughts. Something you create. I'd be lying if I said one of my goals wasn't to be remembered as one of the greats tho. I put alot of work into continuously growing as an artist and the same way I was listing influences earlier, I don't know if there would be anything cooler than 20 years from now some kid naming theirs and drop SNICK Foley on their list.

(LS) Being On many major platforms and having a couple projects plus singles what’s the next plan, are you currently working on another tape or are you sitting on your recent drop hoping it gets a bit more buzz?

(SF) Nah I'm never just gonna sit. I try to stay working and evolving so there's always something new as far as music in the works. I'll let the buzz happen organically but I'm focused on continuing to drop music people enjoy listening to and I enjoy making. You're never done growing and there's always a new story to tell.

(LS) are you looking at touring anytime soon, and shows you having coming up where fans can build a personal connection with you?

(SF) Yeah that's definitely in the works. As more music rolls out there's gonna be more on that because as of now I'm keeping alot of that close to the hip. But most definitely there's shows upcoming for everyone to pull up to and come vibe with me. Stay tuned on that as well.

(LS) What’s your take on the NY music scene right now? With influences like Pop, Casanova, and the whole A$AP is there a specific direction you think it’s going in or is it open field?

(SF) First and foremost R.I.P Pop. It's crazy how many people we lose in hip hop before they get to fully reach their potential and hit their stride. As far as NY music goes, I think it's an open field. There's alot of really talented artists in the Apple with their own unique sound and I think it's a great look for the city and the culture as a whole. You had guys like Pop doing his own drill type of stuff, Dave East does his own thing, Young MA has her own thing, Beast Coast has their own thing, ASAP does their own thing and etc. I think NY in recent years has got too caught up in rekindling and defining a "NY sound" that they've gotten away from just making their own stuff. I think it's better when there's variety in the content so you have a large pool to choose from. I think everyone can exist in their own lane and collectively that's what the NY sound is.

(LS) Thank you again for being apart of a great come up and until next time is there anything we should be on the look out for this 2020? Any links you wanna add so new and old fans can reach your and listen to your work?

(SF) Again appreciate the opportunity. There's shows, videos, and music on the way this spring and there's BIG plans for this summer. You can listen to "25th and Seagirt" and some throwaways on soundcloud and "*sad villain noises* on Spotify, apple music and all other streaming platforms. All love to everyone that rocks with me and is on this road with me. I'm Snick Foley on all music platforms and on instagram @holdmysnick. I'm on Twitter as @snickfoleybb but I forget I have it most of time.

The Local Shooter Vs. Snick Foley

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redvelvetnerd · 8 years

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ALL!! or at least as many as you feel like answering

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

I would scream in horror.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

We’re cool. A lot has happened between us but now we are Good Friends.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

Given my personal history, absolutely.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Fam, I have a Polish last name. Of course it is.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Sober 100%

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

Nope!

7. What does your last received text say?

“I knew you would”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

Many times.

9. Where was your last kiss at?

In front of the dude’s car.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

She’s in the room with me right now.

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

My bed.

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

Not necessarily hard, but if you think they’re effortless, you’re doing it wrong.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Without a doubt.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

None!

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Sunny! I love the sunshine.

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

I have two middle names. I’ve met one person with one of them.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

Jeans currently.

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I hope so…

20. Does anyone like you?

Yep. Multiple people actually.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Nope.

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

Nope.

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

Oh yes. A few.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Yes but I don’t have the pain tolerance for it.

25. In the past week have you cried?

Well earlier today I got teary-eyed at a video, does that count?

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

IT WAS A SHIBA THAT CAME IN THE DRIVETHRU AT WORK OMG

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

In the shower I believe.

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

Nope!

29. Do you think you’re old?

It sure does feel like it sometimes but I know I’m not.

30. Do you like text messaging?

Yes but I prefer face-to-face.

31. What type of day are you having?

A lazy one. Cleaned a bit, filled out scholarship applications, but other than that, not too much lmao.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Nope.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Warm weather because I do not cold well.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yeahhhh.

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

I’d like a relationship. I need some type of commitment at some point.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

SO COMPLICATED.

37. What song are you listening to?

Nothing

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

I never say it unless I mean it.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

Quite a few actually.

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

His kindness definitely.

41. When did you last receive a text message?

10 minutes ago from my cousin.

42. What is wrong with you right now?

mANY THINGS FRIENDO WHERE SHOULD I START

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

Pretty well, I’d say. One of my best friends

44. Does anyone disgust you?

No one comes to mind

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

Depends. Who is it?

46. Are you in a good mood right now?

I’d say so.

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

Does my cat count? If not, my sister, as I complained about the cat.

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

White

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

Recently? no.51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

I don’t really hate anyone anymore so no.53. Do you like rain?

For a lazy day when I have nothing to do, sure.

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

Casually, no, but if it became a problem of course I would.

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Oh absolutely.

56. Do you like to cuddle?

Every once in a while but not all the time.

57. Are you shy?

hell freakin yeah.

58. Do you get along with girls?

Yep! Some of my best friends are girls.

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

HELL NAH I’M NOT TRYNA DATE MY COUSIN

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

My phone, debit card, and college ID card.

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

Of course! I’m a broke college kid, I’d do most anything for a million dollars.

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

I’d like to think so.

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

Nah lmao

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

Of course!!

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

My kitten happened. He’s pretty cute, though quite the troublemaker.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

I have kissed a whopping one person and he is 21.

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

Pay someone because Lord knows they’ll do a better job than me. 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

I hate both tbh.

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?

I’d need a car for that.

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

Not a big fan of rap unless it’s ITH or Hamilton so Luke Bryan

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?

iPhone all the way man. 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

I can’t even remember. I live in New York man. I don’t need no stinkin Pizza Hut. 73. Do you like diet soda?

Hell nah. It tastes weird and is worse for you than regular soda.

74. What color are the walls in your room?

Teal. My sister picked it out.

75. Are you 16 or older?

I am 18

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

I do not. 77. Do you have a job?

I work at Chick-fil-A 78. What are your initials?

KMJP

79. Did you ever have braces?

Nope!

80. Are you from the south?

South shore of Long Island lmao

81. What does your last status on facebook say?

Something about my kitten seeing himself on camera and swatting at it.

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

Yep! Was just talking to him before.

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

My mom, considering my dad is not alive.

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

Gymnastics when I was like 6 but I didn’t like it.

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?

Lmaoooo I don’t even remember. I hardly go to the movies.

86. Do you smoke?

Hell no. Do I look like I want cancer?

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?

Flip flops because I am super clumsy and can’t walk in heels.

88. Is your phone touch screen?

Whose isn’t at this point?

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

I wear it naturally which is somewhere in between.

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?

Nope.

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

YES.

92. Have you ever made out in a car?

Nope.

93. …Had sex in a car?

No and I’ve heard it’s not a good experience.

94. Are you single or in a relationship?

Single pringle

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?

Probably scrolling through this blue hellsite.

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

Last week when it turned 2017! Some people down the block set them off.

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?

I do! I think it’s a good one.

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?

Nope! 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:

Don’t have one. 103. Do you have any tan lines right now?

Nah it’s January. Six months ago, sure.

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

NAH. Why would I own cowboy boots?

That took a LONG ASS TIME but there you go.

#the lonely fangirl replies #long post #ask

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bakedpotaatoo · 7 years

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1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

ayyyy good morning?

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

We broke up, she cheated on me

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

yes definitely

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Nope, but i wished i had my moms last name instead

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

My sin wasnt a great as what she did to me, i tried to better myself for her. But her heart wasnt mine to keep any longer.

7. What does your last received text say?

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

Ive no idea? 3 years worth of kisses. Apparently, it was too much for her

9. Where was your last kiss at?

The Airport

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

1 week ago

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

My room

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

No, I don't think so. I do believe it is about love and hard work, it takes 2 hands to clap.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Honestly, i wouldn't. She started falling out of love with me long before. It wouldn't change anything. I'll still be hurt and dying on the inside

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

Yes, ill slap her. You don't get to play with my feelings to save your own. This is why I deserved better

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Rainy

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

ohhhh definitely no one

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

Im wear no pants

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

Definitely. I’ll love her like no other

20. Does anyone like you?

For now, not that i know of, but one of friends tryna hit on me??

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Nope

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

-.- DUH Im gay too

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

I can sit tho. But there isnt

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Yup im getting a new one this saturday to tell me life is beautiful

25. In the past week have you cried?

Everyday.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

Brown Poodle

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

Out of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

Nope

29. Do you think you’re old?

Well, I'm 21. Age is just a number

30. Do you like text messaging?

Yes, i do. My messages on my phone has been really empty recently

31. What type of day are you having?

Mellow

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Yes. Tons of times, maybe its time i should

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Cold Weathers are great

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Not really

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

Long Term Relationship for me definitely. But i guess for now, ill like flings.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

Simple to take care, Complicated emotionally

37. What song are you listening to?

Fickle game by Amber Run

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

Yes. All the time 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

Yes. My ex 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

I don't really have anyone I like right now. I'm focus on placing all my love to into myself 41. When did you last receive a text message?

15 mins ago 42. What is wrong with you right now?

I lost the love of my life and I was still deeply in love with her. I cant eat or sleep properly. 43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

Yes. I went camping with her 44. Does anyone disgust you?

Nose Pickers in public

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

Yes. But I'll tell them what I am going through now. 46. Are you in a good mood right now?

I'm feeling meh 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

Lucas 48. What colour shirt are you wearing?

White 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

”I loved you” 50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

My ex 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

I still love her. Ill never hate her even though she hurt me badly

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

Nope 53. Do you like rain?

I love it. 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

Not Really, if they wanna drink they can drink 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Nope. 56. Do you like to cuddle?

Yes I love it 57. Are you shy?

Nope 58. Do you get along with girls?

Yes. Very well. Until they find out im gay and awkwardly go away. 59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

Nope 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

Phone, Keys and wallet 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

Nope. I wouldn't. I hate playing with spiritual stuff 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

Definitely if im looking at long term. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

Yes. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

Yes. Its so peaceful and calm 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

I dont recall anything cute.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

72, 19, 21,

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

Myself 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

None 69. Do you have any stickers on your car?

No car, no stickers 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

Luke Bryan

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?

iPhone 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

6 months ago? 73. Do you like diet soda?

yuck 74. What color are the walls in your room?

purple 75. Are you 16 or older?

yes 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

used to be 77. Do you have a job?

nope 78. What are your initials?

NHCSL 79. Did you ever have braces?

nope. i had retainers. 80. Are you from the south?

More like SOUTH EAST ASIA

81. What does your last status on facebook say?

Nothing. 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

Yes. 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

My dad. 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

nope 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?

Dont recall 86. Do you smoke?

No. But i might pick it up. 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?

Heels for class, flips for sloppy days 88. Is your phone touch screen?

Yes 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

Curly 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?

Nope 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

Pool 92. Have you ever made out in a car?

Nope 93. …Had sex in a car?

Nope 94. Are you single or in a relationship?

Single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?

Playing games 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

Live fireworks would be 2 years ago? 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?

yes 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

Nope. 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?

ayyyy, i think 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

Nope. 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?

gay so phew 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: none

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? Yes. 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? HA ill do that

#ask #im doing this because im bored

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