#they're just so sweeeeeet

[wistfulwatcher]

HARPER & LILY in “WITH THE DANCING LIONS”

SACRED LIES: THE SINGING BONES

[carionto]

Not "Party Hard" Enough...

As the Galactic cruise ship "Vinogradova" exits hyper space, the wealthy guests congregate at their viewing stations for the scheduled milling about in fancy dress and secretly getting wasted while some tour guide recites Galactipedia about whatever planet they're orbiting now.

"Here we have the illustrious Nestrall'anwa II, a most unique ocean world due to it's near perfect stillness. Eons ago a cataclysmic event destroyed it's only moon, creating a temporary ring around the planet, which we can see in this holographic recreation."

A massive array of projectors from the cruise ship emanate around the planet itself, creating a literal holographic debris ring. A most spectacular sight indeed.

"The tectonic activity is unusual as well, the plates are all moving in roughly the same directions, a sort of secondary spin cycle if you think about it. The planet spins around its axis, and the crust rotates around the mantle. Though this will become more chaotic in about six million years when one of the smaller plates will catch up and start creating underwater mountains. It is estimated that one day this planet will be incredibly mountainous and likely be able to support life."

Suddenly, the ship was being hailed by a signal coming from the water planet. After the automated system verified it is a valid source, Human no less, they opened the channel. Instantly, they were greeting by loud and obnoxious Human music, Rock'n'Roll it is called.

"Sup dudes! We saw that light show you guys put up earlier, could you do it again? That shit was sweeeeeet! Surf up!" The audio message was followed by a strange single hand gesture emoticon with the first, second and fifth appendages extended, and the third and fourth bent inwards.

Upon complying with the Human's request, the crew decided to go into manual mode and check what the fuck was going on here.

Apparently, the Humans had set up a series of floating platforms on the planet, using typical resort and amusement design patters. The Humans were mostly engaged with consuming various colorful liquids, undulating in strange patterns on a colorful floor with a mirror ball drone floating overhead, and many more were on colorful boards of some kind. Standing upright and trying to keep balance. On waves.

Wait.

Uhh...

There's three moons now.

Um, Humans?

"Sup brah! Yeah we brought the moons over. This place looked dope, we were hoping for the perfect surf world, but it was so boring when we got here a few months back. But then my bro remembered he worked on one of those space experimental projects or whatever, but after running out of funding, they had some spare moons just lying around Jupiter. So we figured, 'Hey, nobody is using these, this planet needs some juice, win-win.' Amirite!

And, um, did the Coalition approve of the moving of celestial bodies into neutral systems, per the Jimothy Law?

"Pshaw, nah bruh. Paperwork is for the computers, we're meant for the thrill, dude or dudete or dudit. Dudethem? Dudio! Dudorama... wait, is it Deuteronomy? Dudada!"

The Human continued to count variations of the term for the next several minutes, perhaps inebriated by some kind of mind altering substance, though it can be hard to tell with some Humans.

The captain of the ship decided that it's beyond his pay and they're just gonna continue the tour. Some of the Human tourists and even a couple of heavily intoxicated others did decide to cut their trip short and visit this newly tidally active world with it's Human introduced activities. Surfs up!

[mrsweasley23]

Uh-oh voyeur Steve invaded my thoughts again... (Part 2)

Absolutely NSFW

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Full fic available on ao3

The second time was, well, not quite so accidental. Steve had finished work and just hopped out the shower when his phone buzzed.

"Hey. You staying at Rob's tonight?"

He typed a quick no and was about to hit send when he stopped. Eddie had been out to a club tonight. He was asking if Steve was staying out. Fuck! He was planning on bringing a guy back.

"Yeah, we're just watching a movie"

"Sweeeeeet. See you in the morning!"

Two weeks. It had been two tortuous weeks since Steve overhead Eddie fucking the brains... shit, the very soul out of some guy. Two weeks. Two weeks of Steve closing his eyes, stroking his cock and imagining himself in Eddie's room. Imaging his cock in Eddie's hands. Imaging Eddie in him. Two weeks of tratoirous blushes and awkward eye contact, Steve trying desperately to hide his growing desire, often his growing cock, whenever Eddie was around. Shit, he'd even gone to buy lube, desperate to find something, to fill that empty ache he didn't know existed until he heard Eddie mercilessly ram his cock into another guy.

So Steve hid signs of life, closed his door and he waited. He was starting to doze against the inside of his door when he heard a loud thump and a few giggles.

"Can't keep your fucking hands off me can you, you little slut". A familiar growl. One that went straight to his cock.

"You've been such a tease", the other man whined. "Those jeans are something else"

"Oh you like these do you? Tight fucking jeans, over my tight little ass"

Steve knew exactly which jeans he was wearing, and, holy fuck, he wasn't surprised Eddie had hooked up with someone. They were positively sinful. Earlier in the evening, Steve had swallowed painfully when he noticed the swell of Eddie's cock, desperate to throw his head straight in his lap, run his tongue along the length, make Eddie hard for him. Fuck, as if that would ever happen.

"They're fucking amazing. But, I'd still rather get them off. I'm sure I remember your promising me something"

"Oh baby" Eddie drawled. "Don't you worry. I never break my promises. I'm going to bend you over right here and fuck you until you can't fucking see straight".

Steve was drooling. Actual fucking spit pooling in his mouth as he listened to Eddie's deep growl. Fuck. He wanted that to be him. He wanted Eddie to bend him over and fucking take him. Make him scream. Make him his.

He heard the jeans hit the floor. "I got myself ready for you. In the bathroom in the club. Wanted to be ready"

"You filthy boy, fingering yourself open for me, thinking of me. Jamming your fingers up your sweet ass. How many did you take? Two? Three? Let me check..."

And before he knew it, Steve was working himself open, pushing his fingers in knuckle deep, imaging Eddie's calloused fingers pushing deep rather than his own.

"Fuck, you weren't lying. You have been busy. Come here"

Giggles, shuffles, kissing then....

"Oh holy fuck. Eddie".

"You like that baby?".

I do, I fucking do, Steve plays over and over in his head. Fingers slip out of his ass, it's not enough. He needs more. He takes his cock in his hand, strokes timed with the pounding from outside the door.

"I love to fuck pretty little boys like you. Pretty little boys go wild for my cock splitting them wide open".

Fuck, Steve thought. Split me open. I'll be your pretty boy, I can be a good boy for you, Eddie. Anything you want. He's frantic, sweat beading, breath hitched, cock pulsing, throbbing as his ears are filled with slapping flesh, moans, hisses, screams. Then finally, "Fuck Eddie. Right there. Fuck. Don't stop. Don't you dare fucking stop. I'm gonna come".

"Come for me baby" Eddie purrs and Steve snaps, a whimper escapes his bitten lips as he comes harder than ever before. Black fucking spots in his vision. Head, heart and cock pounding.

His cock is still throbbing in his hand when he hears Eddie practically fucking roar. Imagines his dick slamming hard into the ass of the other guy. Imagines Eddie's hot cum flooding his ass. Flooding Steve's ass. Oh fuck. He wants that so bad.

"You're really fucking loud" the other guy chuckles.

"It's hard to stay quiet when it feels so fucking good" Eddie purrs. "Thank fuck for absent roommates".

Steve smirks and retreats silently to bed. He's going to be a very good absent roommate whenever Eddie needs it in the future.

[mylittleredgirl]

m*a*s*h season three continues!! disc two!!

"alcoholics unanimous" is so funny oh my god

the scene where trapper, hot lips, and hawkeye are all lit and making each other laugh is note perfect i want to live in it forever. i can't decide if "who was that guy?" was scripted or if loretta swit just went for a one-shot kill after the scene was over but i live for these bits when margaret accidentally ends up on team 100 proof

it's also nice of them to periodically remind us that frank has a huge wang. i'm glad he's got that one thing going for him

they're really softening hot lips this season 💕

they're styling her much younger, too. the barrettes! the ponytails!!!! i might never recover from the ponytails.

and the scene where she is reading a that letter to radar while he's in the hospital, and she has that little giddy smile at the end! it's so sweeeeeet it's killing me come on

i have a lot of thoughts about frank and margaret, and like five of them are about the phone call in the nurses episode

"knowing you'd kill me makes my life worthwhile" see. with the laugh track off, this joke turns into just margaret staring dreamily in soft focus and the realization that ohhhh. oh no. she really means that. she's like in love in love with this clown, that's so embarrassing for her

(also from that episode: the afterlife song is stuck in my head! the nurse song with the halfhearted montage though like. what happened in the editing room there.)

(also hilarious that trapper misses his wife for the first and only time when every woman in the camp is gone)

"adam's rib" - i like how everyone universally thinks hawkeye's quest is dumb, but they climb aboard the shenanigans because they have nothing else to do

WE LIED TO MILDRED!!!

i don't think i've mentioned how much i love henry and radar together. their comic timing is flawless. that bit of talking over each other never gets old. and then whenever they love and defend each other!!! i love a professional substitute dad

time for "bombed"!!! blow that pyrotechnics budget babyyyyy! blow shit up! break windows! light stuff on fire!!

the trapper/hot lips ship watch on this blog turned into a ship warning just in time for the two of them to get locked in a supply tent and not bang

you gotta admit the long-running ust potential here is pretty great (they hate each other) (but he's a little obsessed about hating her) (and she lusts after him) (and they're both hot)

SADLY for my cause there was no booze in there, because every time she gets drunk she's like "regrettably, there's frank" but sober she wants to marry him

no wonder he wants to outlaw alcohol in the camp

"we held hands and said the pledge of allegiance together" okay they are genuinely so funny sometimes though

i'm also falling hard for hawkeye/trapper but they would never be exclusive so multishipping is built in

last on the disc is "bulletin board"!!!

an episode about nothing is so soothing after all the explosives. the balance of action and Just Hanging Around in this series is really enjoyable

trapper writing a letter to his daughter 🥺

"korea? the war still?" and the rest of that little pillow fight scene. so much sibling energy in the swamp.

henry losing that patient hit well. i hate to be like "i'm rooting for patients to die" because it's not that, but they save them so successfully that it's dramatically satisfying whenever they don't. and i like how it silently affects henry through the rest of the ep while the rest of them have fun

that long beautiful shot of all of them running back to camp!!!!

ok this post took me like three days to write somehow because i rewatched everything ENJOYYYYYY

[riverswater]

every time i'm reminded that tan called louis "doncaster's finest export" my heart leaves my body. he REALLY, like, he really.............oh my god

He DID!! My second favorite Doncaster lad called the best human Doncaster (and the world tbh) has ever produced like that... He was SO RIGHT and idk what I'd do see them interact!! They'd go on like a house on fire I can see them so well 😩🥰💘

[milftuals-remade]

i think my skz bias list has changed....

ill say my top three are seungmin, jeongin and minho

[marc-spectorr]

omg hi i just discovered your blog and im still pretty new to tumblr so im not sure if im asking in the right place, if you got it, i think it worked!!

i had a little exploration and found your spectacularly written fics, like i just fell in love with them, they're stupendous! i see we all have a corner for thirsting over oscar (oh god i have one for pedro pascal too) DILFS amirite?

and the little interaction with moonjin, sunnie, teddy, amor, nonnies like aaa! its so cute! (i saw moonjin went on like a trip thing so i hope they see this coming back!!) love you all, u seem sweeeeeet

i genuinely cant wait to read the next like fics or mini prompts that are coming up or whatever theyre called, im kicking my feet like a kid when i read them!

who knows if ill pop into ur asks again since i still have to find my way around this lil app but ill manage, call me santiago! or santi,, whtvr works (he/him!)

oOO hello new friend, santi !!! 💖

to start off, welcome to our little thirsty corner here on tumblr! and thank you so much for your kind words, you’re such a sweetheart for saying that 😭 it truly brings me great joy that you love these fics :’) also it makes me sooo excited that you’re excited for these drabbles coming up! i can’t wait to share them all with you and the rest of my readers soon!

and awwjjsjsj yus,,, the oscar book club crew we have going on here is the best thing about this blog haha! everyone’s just incredibly supportive and lovely to one another and it’s amazing being able to share our fondness for the man himself 🥰 pssstt… there’s always room on the simp boat for more members btw lolol

santi, you’re always welcome to pop into my ask anytime! we already love having you here :) wishing you the most wonderful weekend babe, it’s was nice meeting you 😊💘

[clotpolesonly]

heyyy, it's rohesiawrites, i just wanted to say that i'm loving the animated character portraits you've been posting, i'm looking forward to seeing the next ones, they're so lovely and original! thank you for sharing them 💞

you're too sweeeeeet ❤❤❤ i've got a few more lined up and ready to post, and i might keep going with them cuz they're pretty fun to make too 😂