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Guess who fell for another crackship again-
#they're so cut ngl#alastor gettin a harem damn he gets mor bitches than me 😭#nah jk i don like bitches they disappoint me#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin emily#hazbin sera#hazbin spoilers#??? if u can call this that#emily x alastor#alastor x emily#angelicsmile#radiojoy#thats the 2 names i saw for them anyway#my art
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i love blue eye samurai because the whole show is just mizu being badass for a hot minute then immediately being fucked over (repeatedly) and turning men on and immediately being called a demon by them
#i just think shes relatable yk#i want to be called a demon by men who think im hot!#id kinda let her cut me with a sword ngl#they literally went have you ever seen a (wo)man so beautiful you want them to kill you#and they're so real for that#blue eye samurai
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Say all you want about the Shiver hate but the funniest thing is that people are making those stories addressing the hate with one character feeling so bad for poor Shiver because people are upset at her and the game iykyk
Especially if they include the "I'm so strong and protective" bit only to "subvert" our expectations with the character being upset FOR her and not AT her
Straight up hilarious, can't believe we're doing this unironically
Anyway yeah I'm salty too that she keeps winning and the Splatfests should be regional again but let's be real, this isn't gonna change and we all knew it was gonna happen when we saw the initial reaction for her. Being salty won't change anything, it's time to accept it y'all
#splatoon#Splatoon 3#frye splatoon#shiver splatoon#big man splatoon#splatfest#ondina's text posts!#we're not making it outta this one lol#the most frustrating thing to me is that she gets over 50% every time and that the fests are only every 2 months so there'll be less to#balance out her win streak#the events feel more unique and special but it makes it worse yk#also her character is arrogant (for the wrong reasons lol) which is fine but it doesn't help when she just keeps winning#just kinda upsets already salty people and makes people like her less#legit when are we getting drama the dialogue is so stale#they've got a great setup for some arguments à la Squid Sisters Fest#I mean Frye getting barely 10% every time... Let her be angry since they're all flawed and we know she's the explosive type who voices her#frustrations#also did y'all notice that Big Betrayal had a second chorus and they didn't show us?! I wanna know what they said...#music popped off ngl it sucks that nintendo doesn't give a damn about Deep Cut#Daybreaker Anthem had NO RIGHT to be confined as a lowly lobby song
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I can't say eepy around pre-schoolers this semester, they're gonna think it's an actual word that normal people use
#but like. it does sound like a babytalk word. i dont babytalk the kids but we do use babytalk words#work starts up again for me the 6th. im excited to see the kids again ngl :3#the older ones went off to kindergarten but im still going to recognize most of the kids. i hope they had a good summer#i wannq make them little backpack charms i think. im thinking of making stars#but idk how many kids are gonna be there yet. and i want them to be all the same cause i dont want kids fighting over them yaknow#theyre like 3-5 years old they're gonna fight over backpack charms. and im gonna avoid the plastic clips i usually use cause i dont want-#-the kids to accidentally break them. gotta sew it super secure so if the kids are like me when i was a kid and start impulse cutting things#- they won't be completely destroyed. and no plastic saftey eyes cause those can be a choking hazard#im having thoughts today because im trying to distract myself from the scary things i gotta do today and tomorrow#(getting my license renewed and classes starting tomorrow)#its not. as scary as my body thinks it is and i know that. but i cant control my animal brain being threatened by new things
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late last night, I figured out how to compile my scrivener drafts to epubs (finally)
it is. immensely surreal to see your own work show up like a book in your ereader for the first time, let me tell you that.
#and then rarae says#I've gone mad with power cutting certain chapters of Vol. I in new places and swapping them around#the thing about writing this for people who aren't your nice friends on your tumblr is figuring out how much context is needed#and where they're willing to just Go With It#...ngl there is the teeniest tiniest part of me that was thinking about putting up. like. a Director's Cut on itch or smth#bc I am about to be so broke next semester#but then that fucks up publication options down the line so. probs not.#that's the hard thing about having skills that people are trying to replace with genAI slop ig#is I need to start saving like hell if I don't wanna move back in with my folks#but also. the job market [gestures exhaustedly]#anyway don't mind me I'm just sitting here thinking out loud today#epub format is a hell of a drug apparently!!
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seb. seb hes not smiling. and has a fatui background................
I knowwwwww he's still everything to me you do not know how smitten I am with Lyney as a character
#he's soooo#i love it when the silly magicuan has a mysterious past and isn't actually allll that silly#I'm a little angry at the traveler for reacting the way they did at the end if the archon quest ngl#how is Lyney so different from Ajax please explain to me why you think him beingba fatuus is unacceptable but Ajax can get away with almost#commiting genocide#i mean ik it's kimd of about the withholding of information but come on.#they were nothing but nice to you the entire time cut them some slack and give them the benefit of the doubt will you#and god lyney in his voicelines is so. is flirty the right word he certainly is very very friendly good god man#Lyney and Lynette can do no wrong in my opinion I'd forgive them about anything#i don't mind the fatui that much tbh i mean yeah sure as an organisation they're. bad. to say the least#but if we look at the individual fatuus it's just kinda. okay.#Dottore sucks sure I like Tartaglia i really like him he's a very interesting personality Signora is dead she doesn't concern me anymore#and I don't know enough about the rest#Arlecchino looks very promising though I'm very intrigued by her#and so far Lyney and Lynette just seem like two people who got caught up in the organisation i don't have their vackgrounds unlocked yet#but!!!! i am intrigued Oh so very intrigued#Venti Kaeya and Diluc are my favourite genshin characters they have such a special place in my heart they mean so much to me#but Lyney is my favourite character in terms of I am normal about him Fontaine has SUCH a good cast#we have the girls of all time we have the silly magician and the socially anxious diver and then theres Manfred von Karma#if he was a genuinely nice man that had a solid moral compass and was actually devoted to the concept of justice#I like Neuvillette he also seems very interested i would Love to know more about his relationship with Furina#and Furina!!!!!! she's so silly I adore her being all confident and then if cuts to her inner monologue and she's just losing it#i love that#I really really like Fontaine so far the only grievance I have is that they should've put more accordion into the soundtrack but that's#irrelevant in the face of the osts just all being absolutely gorgeous#yumefan🌠🎼
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Lmao my cousin was the only hold out on signing our aunts will, bc she was mad that our aunts car (which was promised to her) wasn't in the will, and well... It came and bit her in the ass bc LEGALLY, like a fucking JUDGE in COURT told the executors that they have to SELL the car at market value ($11,000). Fuck around and find out bitch 💅
I mean had she signed it earlier it's not like she would've gotten the car, but she was trying to play chicken with the will in a dumbass attempt to get them to just give her the car
Sucks to suck biiiiiiitch
And to be perfectly clear, as someone who knows what every person got, she can afford that easily. She can afford to buy a brand new car. But nooo I NEED to have this 2008 Ford fusion! You HAVE to give it to me! You guys are just assholes!
I kinda hope she tries to steal it somehow, bc god that would be fucking hilarious. Like she'd be arrested. And I KNOW at least one of the executors WOULD press charges sgsgdggdgdg
#marquilla#this is what i was trying to talk ab like last week when i talked ab cutting out several family members#finally had the energy to and im relishing in the karma rn im ngl#she and her sisters are liiiiivid that i got the same amount of money as them (and more ;) ) and theyre soooo mad sgsgsgdgd bc our aunt#(great aunt) helped raise them and it's like hmmmm guess she loved yall but didnt LIKE yall ;) die mad ab it bitch 💅💕#her and her sisters have been such fucking brats ab this shit since the funeral (except one of them but the others literally forget ab her#so like...) anyway they're sooo mad it's so funny to me#literally sitting here like that meme of the person sitting pretty with big eyelashes and the 'and me' monkey meme#it's not even like a good car i mean my aunt took really good care of it but like... girl the mileage... buy a new fusion it's worth the $
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can i divert everyone’s attention to this tiktok for a second because it is a master piece and my jaw is still on the floor. whoever made this is a genius.
#the rookie#chenford#my fyp has become chenford fan edits and i have no regrets#they're all so good#BUT I'M STILL CACKLING AT THE YOUR BUZZ CUT AND MY HAIR BLEACHED AND HOW IT'S TIM WITH THE BUZZ CUT (KIND OF MISS IT NGL)#AND LUCY WITH THE BLONDE WIG#IT'S SO GOOD AND SO FUNNY
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Once again I have messages and asks to reply to that I haven't got round to yet because last couple of weeks have honestly been hella stressful but I promise I'm not ignoring you; I just haven't recovered enough to respond yet.
#i'm flagging big time ngl#sorting the whole trip back to the uk has been exhausting#haven't even finished booking flights yet and i still have to get a train ticket from london to my city#and then either tell my bf i can't stay that night bc being a bridesmaid i have to stay over at the wedding venue#or tell my friend i can't stay over the night before the wedding bc it's been 10 months since i saw my bf and cats and i wanna cuddle them#why does my life always seem to involve having to choose which person to disappoint#i honestly feel like life right now is just throwing me choices that involve losing either way instead of winning#it's never like. trying to choose between chocolate cake and salted caramel ice cream where both options are a win#it always feels like choosing between having my hand cut off or my foot cut off#and when i tell people this they're just like 'but you shouldn't see it that way! it's so sad that you choose to view it like that.'#so yeah i'm exhausted because i'm depressed and poor and stressed out about going back to the uk#just wanna sleep for a week but noooooo#at least this week is fairly light. short commute relatively easy classes and i like the staff i share the classroom with
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#tag talk#an hour into space odyssey and it finally gets good cause they introduce Hal#ten minutes after the person I was watching with gave up and went to bed.#Kubrick please this first hour was fucking boring as hell#I heard so much about how the cut between the apes to modern times is so good but genuinely I paused it and rewound five times while laughin#like... this? this is the scene transition I've heard people fan over?#anyway. I muted the movie audio and put Nyan cat and ancient aliens and stayin alive over different scenes and it was great#gonna hang on to the rest of the movie because Hal just murdered someone so maybe it's good enough to watch with someone#ngl this is why I sometimes prefer watching movies alone. I can watch a bad movie with no fear of what my companion thinks#I don't have to hold room for “oh no what if they're not enjoying it? what if they wish we were watching something else”#it always comes down to that damn social anxiety doesn't it#like. I'm not interested in watching cats 2019 really. though I've gotten part way through it with various people#but I genuinely think I could watch the whole thing if I were alone. I don't care enough to. but I think I could#because watching the cats movie with someone sparks that secondhand embarrassment and cringe#anyway go watch that contrapoints video on cringe and shame and social behavior policing it's pretty good#all this to say. 2001 a space odyssey is very very boring#like. it's slow but not in the way Jaws is slow. that one actually succeeds with the anticipation and suspense. space odyssey doesn't#maybe it's partly because I've read the book? (Arthur C Clarke sci-fi is mid that's my hot take) but I don't feel like that's it#there's just no suspense where there obviously is supposed to be. the grand symphonic music in the background feels paper thin veneer#it's a grandiose front to a hollow scene.#also the flight stewardesses supposed to be walking in zero g with velcro shoes are doing such a bad job of it.#literally the first scene we see the shoes they zoom in and we explicitly see her rebalance catch her weight#CATCH HER WEIGHT - IN ZERO GRAVITY?????#anyway. I'm mad about that
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something i will never not be obsessed with doing is picking apart how different characters address each other
#in dsmp fic this manifests as unpacking exactly who refers to who as family or friends or whatever#this is big in all's well that ends but also rousseau's man#tommy refers to tubbo as his brother but tubbo doesn't call him a brother in return and it's not bc he loves him any less#it's just that tommy filters a large amt of his important relationship thru a familial lens (<- in my interpretation TM)#wilbur does the same fkn thing bc guess who tommy learned it from but with more of an emphasis on lineage than the bonds themselves#for tommy he can call wilbur and techno and tubbo brothers and the fact that those three people are not each other's brother is Not His Pro#whereas wilbur is im going to put the concepts of brotherhood and countrymen and succession into a blender#niki has many friends and she calls many of them her best friends too. just bc it's best friend doesn't mean there's only one#even though each of those friendships are very different from the other#whereas for wilbur his inner circle is so small it's half cutting itself off. schlatt is still His Bestie and no one talks abt the upset to#the status quo because they're insecure! even though it shouldn't matter#i was also going to rant about ocs and nicknames but i think i may have ranted enough here ngl
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Wouldn’t have guessed Tyr and Kaliyo’s reunion would be such a good consolidation of his character down into just shy of two minutes, but here you have it: just shy of 2 minute’s worth of my favorite moments from Anarchy in Paradise that really butter my (Imperial Agent) biscuit.
#ch: tyr#it's so. incheresting bc him and kaliyo weren't exactly ever the most -honest- with each other and yet...#when it really matters they cut right down to the core of the other. fascinating.#this is a quicker speedrun of his values than i ever could have predicted#i do love how she's so obstinate at first and theron is wondering if they're going to get into a fistfight first#and then tyr just follows her bc he's stubborn and he's like 'nah you won't just walk away again i can handle this'#this is also like. part of the reason tyr is my fave as commander#is bc he's like the only one with any grounds to go after kaliyo's morality lmao#true true just send him on this mission either way bc that's the only bastard that has any right to try talking this crazy with her#not featured is her 'offense' over the blackout and tyr just#'i'm sorry you took my death so -personally- how do you think i felt lmaoooo'#i kinda love them ngl#it just works okay it does. and it's fascinating.#videos#anyway enough me monologuing in the tags#the transitions are not perfect full disclosure#but this was largely for me and my idle fascination so i wasn't going to be too picky lol#they're bothering me in hindsight but at least its consolidated
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got distracted from trotting ‘round the globe by rebooting my little meow meows <3 it’s mary & joseph davidson! and they’re ✨ expecting ✨!
#the davidsons#sorry for posting sim spice. it'll happen again sorry#they're so in love it makes me SICK#mary davidson#joseph davidson#obvious biblical names are obvious... lookie here i was planning on playing them as a fundie family back when i made them but#i got too attached. so officially their backstory is that they got cut off from their families by deconstructing their cult-y beliefs lol#they look so much better in my new sim style ngl <3 i hadn't realized it had changed so much in the span of 10 months!!!#also i love henford on bagley i love itt#sim spice
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Tumblr on the Seven Seas
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Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it
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No wenches?
🏴☠️ white-beard Follow
Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank
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AHOY???
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Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys
🌴 pegmeg
nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats ☠☠
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everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"
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Really makes you think
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this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??
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honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously
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mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,
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wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'
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աaռռa ʟɨֆȶɛռ ȶօ ֆɨʀɛռ ֆօռɢ?
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no thanks
🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210
outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210
i have drowned at sea
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i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today
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girl its not that deep ☠
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to YOU. i just get it
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honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held
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SQUAWK
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CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK
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CA-CAW
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the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.
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i think i hauve scurvy
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mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating
🕶 longjohngolderdeactivated16511205
wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this
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i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???
🌴 pegmeg
op killed them
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even better news mateys, they kissed ☠☠☠
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girls when poe has a personality that isn't being obsessed with a man he's had maybe ten scenes with in the first two movies and has his own agency and doesn't always agree with his mentor instead of bending over backwards to constantly say she's right (when she isn't):
#nym speaks#negativity#SORRY but it's true#like god they're SO petrified of him being his own character it'd be hilarious if it wasn't so FUCKING FRUSTRATING#sorry someone reblogged my gifset of him i made yesterday just to bitch about him in tl*#and number one you're a gifmaker too cut that shit out#number two they unironically love res*stance reb*rn which is the WORST BOOK I'VE EVER READ i despise it so fucking much#it treats him so fucking terribly. it treats him exactly the way people claimt tl* does#like the author can't talk about him without going 'oh he's a supremely arrogant person' in every interview she gives#and has maz tell him that and compares him to the first order AFTER KNOCKING HIM ON HIS ASS????#and then has a good portion of the resistance agree he should be thrown out of the airlock for not trusting holdo like EXFUCKINCUSE ME?!#the author literally just wants him dead it's not even fucking funny#not to mention the book grossly objectifies him CONSTANTLY and REPEATEDLY#girl 'm in love with him and don't mention how hot he is this much#but like he's crushing on finn soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo of course it's better than everything else tehehehe#(which i do have my issues with? like why on earth was this woman writing them like they were for sure going to be a thing when lucasfilm#was NEVER going to do that. it feels a little too close to baiting to me ngl.)#anyway sorry workers were working on the road right outside my window until like two thirty last night :') and i have cramps :') so i'm not#in the mood for this shit lmfao#anyway living with clear skin and an open heart knowing that book keeps getting retconned bc it's so awful lmfao
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