#theyre a polycule im gonna cry

[pajama-han]

Just a throuple of dops....

[sinkableruby]

hey talk about Monogatari ships

YAHOO <- said like mario

although i do want to say that i dont really do many ships either so my ideas may not be sparkling... nevertheless it is a fun ask and i want to do it

i will try to keep big spoilers out of it for once!

ill mostly leave aside canon i think

ships i like:

sodachi/tsubasa: this ones a shout out to you. but also. it is very good... i always think of that idea of them bonding over cooking. not only would they be good for each other with each able to provide the kind of support they'd both need, but i think they'd understand each other too. its good 😌

hitagi/ougi: i dont think i would like this one seriously but its just really funny to imagine. araragi crying in the background, ougi being so confused... its so fucking funny

hitagi/tsubasa: i know this one doesnt work bc like the whole point is that its unrequited and all... but i still think its cute. two best friends and they're gay for each other? that's wonderful. i love it.

koyomi/shinobu: weirdly i do like it. wouldnt say i necessarily like it more than the canon koyomi/hitagi but theres something i can appreciate about how theyre stuck immutably together, bonded forever... once koyomi gets older we dont know how his lifespans gonna work, so theres something there about being lonely and solitary in the world except for just one person who you'll always be with whether you like it or not. it's not exactly a sweet or romantic type thing but its more like a 'you're all i have' melancholy sort of thing.... and thats interesting to me

tsukihi/nadeko: the classic i love this one yeah. i dont even think it'd be a super healthy relationship given how tsukihi is.... tsukihi. but thinking about how nadeko has been pining over her for so long i think itd be interesting, especially considering tsukihi would definitely not be as infatuated with nadeko as nadeko would be with her. and nadeko would have to put up with so much for it... they'd probably break up like every other week because of tsukihi's fickleness, or like have whole periods where they dont talk and nadeko thinks theyve broken up or are fighting and tsukihis just being tsukihi. 'the things nadeko does for love' is basically how i think of it. maybe she'd be better off just moving on... poor nadeko. not very good luck when it comes to love...

suruga/higasa: ok i said i wouldnt talk about spoilers so i wont talk about this one much. but i think they'd be cute together. i like how higasa sees through suruga. i think itd be super cute if she was teasing her out of like a crush. they should kiss

also any like specialist/specialist stuff i'd probably like, just bc we get so little of those guys that its cool to play around with their dynamics. maybe like yozuru/tadatsuru for like a kinda rarepair rivalry dynamic... i could see them as a divorced couple maybe. but really just. any of them. hell maybe theyre even a polycule who knows.

and also rouka/suruga is good but i dont really have any thoughts on it per se, i just like it a lot. its complex... its bittersweet... ya feel

ships i dont like:

koyomi/tsubasa: yeah p much everyone's talked about why this would never work. i might almost like it for like, the angst it would bring but i think it doesnt quite reach there either so its just meh.

koyomi/ougi: m..m... dont like it.. dont like it. i think their relationship is so much more interesting the way it already is so i dont really feel the need to see them in a romantic one yk. i dont think it would be good for either of them either... they will just stagnate if they stick around each other. and also this is like maybe not so applicable bc anything is possible in the ship world but. these two just would never. they dont see each other like that yk. if im looking from an analysis lens here, the camera which is mostly under koyomi's perspective that licks and slobbers over all the girls never does that for ougi. despite him thinking shes like "bewitching" (appearance wise but also probably in the other sense too lol) or w/e. i could write more about this and the harm i think it would do but it'd get spoilery and become a dissertation so ill leave it at this. ummm... dont like it. :p

deishuu/hitagi: ok i see people talking about this one a lot so i just have to put my foot down.. i think its meh. i think its whatever. i think kaiki is not and was not interested in her, and just saw her as a brat who was infatuated with him. and while i do think its possible or maybe even probable that hitagi was infatuated with him while he was scamming her bc she saw him as a savior... i dont think the infatuation would have been that strong. maybe just a little crush, but nothing serious. i wouldnt go so far as to call it love yk, if those feelings were there... and on the idea of that 'if,' i also think its way more interesting if kaiki only THINKS hitagi was infatuated with him when really she never was because it shows the flaw in his perception. like thats the kinda perspective cool thing i like in the monogatari series... thats why i like how its so vague in canon too. the ambiguity makes this dynamic interesting imo

suruga/karen: kind of dont have strong feelings about this one but i cant really see it. i dont think they'd be the right dynamic for each other and it'd become awkward...

ok thats all i can think of for now thanks for sending the ask >:3

[sunsets-from-a-rearview-mirror]

also tell me why im questioning my sexuality again and its partially bc of kpop. also partially bc i was telling a story to my friend the other day and they were like “jokes on him, youre not into men,,?” and i was like “well actually im pan” and they go “ohh my bad, you just gave off extremeeee fruity vibes”

chat am i into men or do i just think theyre pretty. i cannot think of a single man i would date lowkey.

kpop plays into it bc i think mingi and hongjoong are soooo super attractive. but i do not think i would date them. my reasoning for that is kinda like odd tho? like i cant picture any of ateez away from each other. theyre all attractive and stuff but like they all belong together, forever. its like how i will always cry at the end of a show where i get attached to the characters, even if its a happy ending ik im not gonna get to see them exist in the same reality anymore and i get attached to their togetherness and dynamics basically.

tldr; am i just sapphic bc i dont think im romantically attracted to guys and i don’t experience sexual attraction anyways

tldr pt 2; ateez polycule forever pls they cant leave each other i’ll cry actually

thx for coming to my tedtalk, shout out to the void fr

[actualbird]

wahhhh zak i just read ur poly hc / artem dickdown post and im screaming hollering crying about it. he. he is so. //chefskiss. but im also just lmaoing abt vyn and marius (the Most Contentious) being down to clown before everybody else bc its like. yeah obviously theyre close enough to be in a relationship w 3 other people so theyre In Like Or Whatever but the idea of these 2 specifically talking about feelings is. almost incomprehensible to me theres almost no way they can lay off each other without a 3rd party to mediate they must have like. a couple weeks of really good but incredibly repressed and funny but like RUDE sex before mc gets in there at which point theyre both like. //clears throat mlady would you like to sit on my face- NO NO, i INSIST that you sit on MY (neither of them has seen pussy in 84 years)

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irt nxx polycule monumental sexual frustration boogaloo, n/s//f///w text below

huwwo, raccoon!! im glad u enjoyed that post and yes, artem is very much. He is So.

kbjJKBSJBGKDGKSJ U R RIGHT THO LMAO.

i picked marius and vyn to whore it up immediately because like, their personalities fit for that, theyve been whoring it up since the beginning in gosh dang canon. so the moment the polycule is established, those two r fucking as soon as possible.

buuuut marius/vyn is probably the nxx pair ive thought about and written the LEAST. like, i understand these dudes when theyre platonic, but when theyre romantic it....gets a bit hazy in my mind. like yep yep, exactly, SO FUCKING CONTENTIOUS, THE TWO OF THEM. thanks to both of their whole "the world is cruel and i must protect myself from pain" shtick, theyre always either on the offensive or defensive. which makes for the hilarious bitchfights we see in canon but also a pretty sizeable hurdle to jump over, irt to a deeper relationship.

i guess them being romantic (and thus talking about feelings) would just have to follow along the vein of how ive written marius and vyn platonically. first, the bedrock of respect. then getting to know the other's flaws/dreams/hidden feelings. and also they find each other hot. and want to bang about it.

i love ur hc so much tho and IT MAKES SENSE. like even after the nxx polycule is established, marius and vyn, even tho they love each other dearly, still have the tendency to revert to the bitchery of days gone past. it's fun! it's nostalgic!

.......and sometimes it's sexy!!

THEY GET SO RUDE AT EACH UR RIGHT. it's not even like, a degradation kink (tho i do think both marius and vyn DO have that, but it's not whats happening here). theyre both just snappy assholes (affectionate) towards the other and it makes both of them happy to see the other person happy, even if it's at their own fucking expense kJBJSKG

mc, walking into this disaster: YOU TWO FUCK LIKE THIS??

KJBKJSDKGSDKGKDS NEITHER OF THEM HAVE SEEN PUSSY IN 84 YEARS!!! SCREAM!!!! mc can deffo use that to her advantage, methinks.

mc: boys, behave and stop being mean to each other for five minutes, or else neither of u are gonna get a chance to eat me out >:(

marius and vyn: //suddenly they are angels

[randombubblegum]

İt's 5am and I'm crying over the Geoff polycule again help Chloe just said that Rory calls them "Mom, Momma and Daddy"

theyre soooo cute im actually..... gonna weep......

[dangergays]

The boys would love to have you in the polycule <33 they would cuddle and kiss and compliment you as much as your heart desires <33

Have some random facts about them!!

They’re all trans !! Laurent and Zane grew up without any gender roles and such due to the nature of fae and demons so they’re way more expressive and experimental in their gender. Laurent has an entire walk in closet in Alistair’s castle dedicated to elaborate dresses

Laurent is actually the most possessive of them all (which is funny considering he’s stolen plenty of things from others)!! He likes giving the others jewelry that somehow shows that they’re his boyfriends

Alistair is a baker!! He picked it up while his cousin was visiting and made him come out of his room so he wouldn’t like,,,rot. He bakes a bunch of tarts and puffs and muffins and such for his bfs

On the other hand, Laurent has been banned from the kitchen,,,,Leon is going to be next if he keeps burning things, but at least his food is mostly edible

They all made a pact with Zane!! It was their little way of saying “hey we’re committed to you and also we want to show that we’re yours and you’re ours” and it almost made Zane cry <33 they each have his demonic symbol tattooed somewhere on their body

They’ll all occasionally go to a ball that the fantasy council hosts!! Alistair hates them but he loves his boyfriends much more and the balls are important to them because of their noble status, and it’s also an excuse to see them all dressed up, so he’ll be damned if he misses a ball !!

YOUR HONOR I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH THEYRE SO CUTE AND IM GONNA GIVE THEM ALL SO MANY KISSES AND CUDDLES

[pandemique]

answering lovely asks i’ve just found when clearing my inbox below the cut 💛 there are some here i shed a tear to and some that i cried like an actual baby over :’D i can never overstate how meaningful ur words are

🥰🥰🥰 thanku 404cord for being so nice abt my more messy doodles :D i’m rly happy to contribute to the brainrot chaos

tumblr user drownedddddd u should know i pull up this ask to read it every time i wanna feel better... literally i could just like.. stub a toe and be like ok time to read that one ask. anyway HAHAHAHA lovely people like u are really what make up my blog, i can’t thank u enough 💛

The species is named for the loud call the males make at night. This sound serves two purposes. "CO" serves to repel males and establish territory while the "KEE" serves to attract females.

i kin them <3

/J but i think theyre so adorable!!!!!! so smol 🥺😭 why apple, do u like them?

and thank u so much <33 i hope ur day is as chad as the coqui

hari?!??????? hari??? hari </333............ no i dont know how and why u would be so kind but i’ll treasure this ask forever omg :”) and i could say the same about u too sm.. i like to tease u for being a dream kinnie but i mean that in all the sappiest ways with how much positive impact u make and how much love u have, thanku so much for being u hari <3 now gimme a minute im gonna go like cry

OZ!!!!!!!!! <333 <3 <-this is me whenever i see u open ur mouth :))) oz thats the most meaningful thing idk what ur saying.... thank u for all ur sweet & hilarious & big brain words we’re lucky to have u here <3

ish nonnie ive said before all anons are automatically in a polycule with me !!! maybe its time for a honeymoon instead ??? (and have an amazing day too <33)

i love how sweet u are :> i’m honestly still kinda rude to my own style (lol) its reassuring to know u like it!!

darling i think that’s just bc its george LMAO thank u for the sentiment though :D <3

yeah this is the one that made me baby-cry HAHAHA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 flowernon ur really the moon that shone through my dark days. i’m proud of u as well for growing into a person who is both so tough yet so full of love, and for doing what i thought was impossible, which was making me proud of myself too. thank you. 🌺💛

(thank u again everyone i really appreciate it 💛💛💛 its so surreal how nice people are here)

[actualbird]

Rhythm anon here!

Came to drop this here but it's Luke, Artem, and Rosa 🥰‼️

Artem n Rosa are the ones already in the relationship though idk I think it's kinda cute mayeb not it's late I'm tired and sappy sorry ☠️

https://clementine-kesh.tumblr.com/post/672755706815004672

hi rhythm!! and kjbJKBSJGK YEA I SAW THIS POST!!! ive got it stashed in my likes actually and it's VERY CUTE I AGREEEE!!!

tho as i reviewed the post i felt that each was a specific ot3/polycule situation and i'll go thru them all

this is artem/mc/luke and they are so tender im gonna cry (luke is always power walking to get back to artem and mc and also artem needs these groceries cuz hes gonna cook a great dinner):

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this one is marius/mc/luke because of the shithead energy (marius is the one who kisses both mc and luke and while blackout drunk manages to charm them both to the point that theyre absolutely enamored by him):

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aaaaand both of these are just full nxx polycule HAHA (in a situation where they dont all get together all at once, it's more of a slow recruitment process. bitch scoot over!!! i love yall!!!!!)