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There's no way in hell he didn't know about that, right?
#elden ring#godrick the grafted#godwyn the prince of death#godwyn the golden#lmao poor bastard can't catch a break#imagine realizing something like that is just growing in your home#and you probably can't do shit about it#and if you can you are certainly not gonna try and find out#things are scary man...#val-arts
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Instant Checkmate.
Bug Fact: A species of Male Sea Snail, Solenosteira macrospira, carry female eggs on their shell. Not all of these eggs are fertilized by the one male though. It's theorized that the fatherly instincts, to care for eggs not of his own, are a desired trait by females. Pictures Below
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The male Solenosteira macrospira is on the left and is carrying snail eggs on its shell.


#of course it was Zote. Who else would this silly guy be#Hollow was too distracted by the silly man to see that Sam was going to fuck em up. Good thing they still have SOME reflexes#Dewi is a really gentle with the bugs. So seeing another human be this destructive with their movements is really surprising and scary#Quirrel is having a mini panic attack rn#Dewi's Adventures in Hollow Knight#Dewi's Adventures in Hollow Knight V2#hollow knight humans#my art#comic#hollow knight au#Lilybug Comics#art#Hollow Knight#hk fanart#hollow knight comic#hollow knight art#hk art#hk au#sam#zote the mighty
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soon it'll be dawn again
transcript under the cut ⏬
page 01
Fig: no way? - you're still up?
Riz: Wh– yes?
Riz: Why'd I not be.
page 02
Fig: I me~~ean - that took.
Fig: whole day.
Riz: Yeah?
Fig: 'm beat.
Riz: you should sleep.
page 03
Fig: nah. my guy's still up
Fig: I wanna hang out.
page 04
Riz: That's really nice.
Fig: Hah! - Nobody ever expects an Archdevil rockstar to be nice.
Riz: … yeah. - 's just budget work tho. (the stuff I'm working on) - I've heard it's boring.
page 05
Fig: yeah, but you do it…
Riz: It keeps things going, right? - Nothing happens if nobody sits down and - does the thing.
Fig: That's right… - though. Yeah.
page 06
Fig: sometimes it's someone else who - doesn't want the same thing to happen.
Riz: … - mm.
page 07
Riz (off screen): …It took me a long time to get that not everyone likes doing what I do. - 's probably because you guys are so nice– - or. - kind.
Riz (off screen): to anyone too, not just. - the people you /love/.
page 08
Riz: that's not how it is elsewhere. - The world's– not. hostile. - but 's not like it's kind.
Riz: So I'm doing as much as I can now…
page 09
Fig: Hey.
Riz: ?
Fig: Go dig some dirt with me.
page 10
Riz: [blank speech bubble] - oh you meant like - actual dirt. (not incriminating information)
Fig: o yea.
Fig: there's clay in the backyard soil. - sometimes when I'm sun deficient or something I go touch dirt for a bit.
page 11
Fig: here u go
page 12
Riz: uh
Fig: now we make a thing! - 'm pretty good at freehanding a bowl.
Fig: I'll show u
page 13
Fig: just– yep, flatten that out as evenly as u can, then–! - actually ur nails'd be so good at cutting out the strip. [larger than usual space] wait. - wait. wait u can carve patterns with them! we HAVE to try
Riz: uh - What. do I carve?
Fig: anything!!!
page 14
Fig: and– yep just seal the inside uh. seam?
Fig: yep that works - okay time's up! all contestant hands up
Riz: [blank speech bubble] - okay - wh. what's next?
Fig: haha - watch this.
(sound effect text): FWOO—MP
page 15
Riz: WH– DON'T JUST DO THAT???
Fig: Now it's fired!
Riz: THAT WAS NOT SAFE
Fig: (actually it's just dry. if u add water rn it'll dissolve)
Fig: ok catch!
Riz: [blank speech bubble] - careful!!
Fig: dw no need haha
page 16
Riz (thought bubble): oh - it's warm…
Fig: now I want you to throw this.
page 17
Fig: u gotta do it - c'mon
page 18
Riz: wh– - It's like 3AM right now
Fig: oh it's not /fired/ fired it's not gonna make a loud noise
Riz: And then just? leave a pile out here?
Fig: pour water over it & it'll be gone I told u
Riz: but
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Fig (off screen): RIz.
page 20
Fig: I've done all this before.
Fig: Can you trust that at least?
page 21
Riz: no, I– - I do. - I trust you.
page 23
Riz: okay what happens now
(sound effect text): glob
page 24
Fig: we do it again!
page 25
Riz: wh. [larger than usual space] What do you mean. (this clay's too wet also)
Fig: see! you're already learning
Fig: [blank speech bubble] - there are flows that are futile to fight. - The world changes.
Fig: Things change.
page 26
Fig: I've learned my lessons with "forevers". - But - as an artist
Fig: I can give you one thing: - You can always do it again.
page 27
Fig: most of everything depends on the rest of the world, - but this. - making new. - that's yours as long as you want it.
page 28
Fig: So?
page 29
Riz: Yeah. - Yeah! - let's make another one.
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#riz gukgak#figueroth faeth#technically no spoilers in this comic but listen. I Will be gloating in tags. I will Never Shut Up#for the record!! this was fully conceptualized and sketched Before the finales. I started sketching this after the boat fight#and when murph closed riz's arc this season with ''maybe it's okay to change and welcome new things'' I pogged irl#I am simply the best at reading comprehension what can I say! (<- grown ass man with roughly the same perspective on teenhood as the player#fucked up that this became so long (almost 30 squares lol) that it took me this long to finish#lmao I say all that but. genuinely I am delirious and my feelings abt riz's arc this season are so big... I was getting psychic backlash#for a While lol. it was scary!!#had to sit down and do therapy on my own ass for a bit. the teenage apocalyticisation is real. that word isnt tho Im pretty sure#truly anything you do at that age feels like that's it that's all you've got going on forever. and its not true! its simply not true#you'll be okay my guy. you love your friends so so much but also there will be more to love out there#this one goes out to fellow aroaces and also folks leaving somewhere theyve called home for a long time#nothing lasts forever but that means new things come by too! ur ability to make new is infinite!!#there's no magnum opus people leave but new people come by too etc. I am too sleepy to remember what I wanted to say uhhh#well. thank u for looking at my art. I think thats the one pack it n ship it boys
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perry perry perry perry perry perry perry perry perry perry perry perry
No challenge art today (cause im eepy) so i'm gonna be posting some old doods instead (cause i dont wanna post them when the new season comes out)
17Dic(2024) / 12Jan / 23Jan / 7Feb
#my husband <3333333333#perry the platypus#phineas and ferb#heinz doofenshmirtz#charlene doofenshmirtz#vanessa doofenshmirtz#perryshmirtz#tho implied#tonight i slept like 4 hours and then went out with friends im snork mimimimiimi#dont wanna rush another comic and make it look bad :( tho i have sm to catch on ToT#the thing is i dont wanna post my doodles when revival comes cause new people will come and new people scary im baby#so have perry acting like an old man. charlene questionin her ex's morality. perry being concerned he just birthed a purple platy#and a screenshot redraw cause he looked so wild and hot there#will post more#msmimundo#fanart
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Two generations of dumbassery


#I haven’t caught up to the finale yet but I assume this is relevant based on general vibes of s2#in order we have: Anxiety. Closest thing to a straight man who is not straight at all. Lovable NPC. The Dumb One. and Morally iffy Cool One#my art#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dndads s2#dndads season 2#dndads quest#dndads odyssey#dndads s1#dndads season 1#ron stampler#glenn close#darryl wilson#henry oak#taylor swift dndads#scary marlowe#lincoln li wilson#normal oak#hermie the unworthy#paeden bennetts
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idk man i don't think anti-civ shit should be nearly this controversial.
"some societies, including most if not all contemporary societies, require slavery, state coercion, and/or environmental devastation to maintain the benefits that they provide to their citizens. we think that this is bad, and should not be done, and are willing to give up the benefits that require slavery, state coercion, and/or environmental devastation." -> generally admirable even if people don't put it into action that much; few would say somebody is a bad person for feeling this way.
"most modern technology, including motor vehicles, cheap computers, disposable plastics, our entire global transportation chain, and like half of 'renewable' energy solutions require either environmental devastation, capitalist coercion, or slavery to produce and maintain; i.e., they either cannot be made without destroying species or ecosystems, OR nobody is willing to do them except under threat of death - at least in the ways that we currently know how to produce these things" -> not considered to be in good taste to point out but generally hard to argue; usually handwaved with notions of "green tech" coming in to make things better, that we just need new engineering improvements, that we can harvest from the moon(??), that we can just stay inside all the time(???), etc.
"combining the first two things, we think that the production of these things should stop immediately, and that society should learn how to survive only on things that we know how to create and maintain without slavery or ecocide; at least until such a time as we develop means of production that are communal, and well-integrated into the rest of life on earth" -> generally considered naive and unrealistic but still admirable
"no, seriously, the slavery, societal unrest, psychic flood, and environmental devastation are all real, and directly responsible for the apocalypse that we literally all now acknowledge to be happening right now" -> also generally accepted, generally handwaved with weird "well what can you do?" responses
"so we really think we should stop making these things NOW instead of waiting on more far-fetched solutions that will come too late to save most life on earth." -> well now you're just the fucking devil. I guess.
#look i GET it. i take estrogen AND insulin daily. i know it's scary and upsetting. but what the fuck!!!! jesus!!!!!!!#what do you think is happening right now! we are BEYOND out of time and people still insist that there was never any other option?#HELLO?!?!?!?!?!#“what if we just stopped doing some of the things that we currently do” impossible. die.#love to anarchblr and i don't think anything they said in the most recent discourse i saw circulating was Wrong at all#i just found their tone to be. insufferable. and i needed to write something that was similar but not Like That.#idk man like i'm genuinely confused by the hate anti-civ shit gets. is this like. post-green-scare fearmongering or something
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I’m literally praying for the day that Pedro Pascal gets online and starts cursing all of you parasocial fucking freaks out. With the way y’all are acting, it’s genuinely astounding that his stylist of all people gets death threats from his outfits on a momentary appearance for a movie that’s coming out next year. I mean, this is literally his year, this man has so many projects coming out literally nonstop so he’ll be doing press all throughout the summer. If a pair of fucking shark boots sends y’all in a goddamn tizzy, I can’t imagine how y’all would get if he did anything else y’all disagreed with. From harassing the people he’s close with and works with, to dissecting his sexuality, to now taking apart his appearance and blaming his stylist for clothing choices he agreed to…I won’t be surprised if he actually just disappears from the spotlight after this or says he fucking hates all of you people. The lot of you are weird and absolutely fucking deranged, please go do something with your miserable, pathetic lives instead of tying your existence to a 50 year old grown ass man you’ll never meet or see in real life, and chances are he probably wouldn’t want to see you either. Geez.

#pedro pascal#ppcu#y’all are honestly so fucking strange I just don’t understand#I’ve never seen such parasocial behavior towards someone tbh#y’all just act like stalkers and it’s genuinely scary#and I hope the people around Pedro are protected cause I won’t be surprised if things are taken further and I rlly hope not#please just leave that man alone bro#y’all will bully him out of the spotlight at this rate and tbh maybe that’s needed#cause none of y’all deserve to see him at all cause of how y’all been acting for the past like 2-3 years#tbh pedro should hire me to manage his press I wouldn’t let this shit slide nope#you bitches ruin everything I want y’all to d!3
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He's 900 years old and so are you
Gerald then proceeds to do 9 billion tests on Silver only to come to the conclusion of "Shadow = 👽
Follow up to this lmao
#artists on tumblr#i draw things#furry#art#sfw furry#anthro#sfw#sonic the hedgehog#Sth#sth fandom#shadow fanart#shadow the hedgehog#dadow#dadow au#shadow is silver's dad#trans shadow#surgery mention#Idk if I need to tag that but I'll do it anyway#Old man#gerald robotnik#professor robotnik#silver the hedgehog#Silver but he's still pink because baby#He has him still wrapped in his old fur like some fucked up blanket#He chaos controlled into the room instead of using the door#Gerald is alive#That's scary. I don't know#Fanart#Javi's sonic shit#Does this mean that silver is also a black arms????
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get his ass scary !!!
#dndads#dndads fanart#dungeons and daddies#dndads s2#dndads season 2#dndads spoilers#scary marlowe#willy stampler#dndaddies#dndads quest#first time trying to properly letter a thing i still dont get how vectors work in photoshop...#i probably made some errors and committed heinous sins against comic lettering but oh well#also the colours were SO HARD for this one. too purple man too much
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Just doodling more because I can't handle s2.
#my art#sketchy sketch#good omens#good omens spoilers#it's so scary to post because I haven't done it in a while#plus new fandom#plus taking lot of references from real people#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#anthony j crowley#mmmm idk I feel like it all looks bad but also I want to sdkfuanh about the season#I did a kissy thing but idk man#I hate everything I do atm I guess#still working on that scum villain thing too#it's almost ready
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Thinking about kinda superficial things about OCs right nowww,
Zayd's gonna be underweight in the start because Depression, I'm not sure how thin he's gonna be when hes doing better health-wise, like, I don't know if he's gonna be like regular skinny or a bit chubby,
I also don't know how noticeable this is even gonna be, like, I guess I could draw him changing clothes at points or he could hang out shirtless in his apartment when its too hot, or something like that (even tho I feel like he wouldn't be very willing to do so)
#its. SO scary to post oc things; for like No reason at all ghbjng like Come on man#personal#art#ocs#oc: zayd#miedo a la monotonia
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chat the voices are loud again
#nebula rambles#shitpost#i think if from what i've peeped that the utmv fandom are scary as FUCK#i've been keeping a relative eye on things for the hell of it and#it feels like a car crash i can't look away from#ofc i've only seen a portion of it cause this shit is HUGE#but jesus CHRIST man
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do you guys see the connection between mt. silver and a white room too... how his prolonged isolation could've made him forget people's voices or faces.. details and so
#older drawing buuut#this got a surprisingly a lot of numbers on twitter when I thought people would just throw tomatoes at me LOL..#I feel more confident now posting it here too.. well on my side account#trainer red#NOT po--pasta.. things can be scary and not be about dat man#pokemon
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If you have to pick only one between hua cheng and xie lian to be a trans guy the obvious answer is hua cheng. there’s no cis man alive with the level of swag and aura he has. cis men cannot juggle the different aesthetics he has and make it work
#tgcf#hualian#hua cheng#the correct answer is they’re both trans guys but if it has to be one or the other#qi rong copying his blood rain thing is symbolic of how cis guys can’t ever achieve the swag that comes naturally to tguys#like the man has vamp goth + manor lord + mafia boss + silver butterflies + blood rain + his color scheme#+ his evil sword + cool eyepatch + scary ass legends + playboy + ultimately bein some nerd#a cis guy can only hope to successfully pull off like 2 of those at once#u put an eyepatch and a saber on a cis guy and he goes pirate
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Yandere Jujutsu Kaisen fics can either be SUPER TRAUMATIZING or tame. Like no in between LMFAOOOO 😭
Literally has you like this:




#GOJO AS A YANDERE IS LOWKEY SCARY.#cuz that man has MORALS and he’s STRONG TOO UGH#YANDERE GETO IS UNSETTLING TOO#LIKE GETO RUNS THE CULT THAT KILLED RIKO#and don’t get me started on The King of Curses aka RYOMEN SUKUNA#he’s genuinely insane and putting him as a yandere would have you on edge dawg wtf#Nanami and MAYBEEEE Choso are tame but specifically the three STRONGEST mfs in Jujutsu Kaisen would be scary#especially if they are hunting YOU#same thing with Toji like the man is a trained assassin#but Geto Gojo and Sukuna are definitely the scariest as yanderes#yandere fanfiction#yandere jujutsu kaisen#yandere gojo#yandere geto#yandere sukuna#yandere toji#yandere choso#yandere nanami
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PART OF A BIGGER DOODLE PAGE. WHEN ITS DONE ILL TUCK THE LINK INTO THIS LITTLE X RIGHT HERE ----> [X] I REALLY REALLY LOVE THE TOM N JERRY DYNAMIC W EMIZEL N VEX. IMAGINE BEING SO SO HAUNTED BY A LITTLE GUY THATS JUST SSSSOO FUCKING ANNOYING.
#CW GORE#HEHEEH WEEEEEE I LOVE THEEMEMM#VEX JUST HATES EMIZEL SO SO SO MUCH AND I LOOOOVE IT. EVEN WHEN WORKING TOGETHER EMIZEL JUST FINDS THE PERFECT WAY TO#GET UNDER THIS DUDES SKIN. A VAMPIRE WHOS BEEN AROUND A LONG LONG TIME.#A VAMPIRE WHOSE COMMITTED COUNTLESS ATROCITIES AND SEEN MANY MANY TERRIBLE THINGS W A SMILE ON HIS FACE#HES A PROFESSIONAL!! HES AN ARTIST! HES A GROWN MAN THAT CAN HANDLE A LITTLE MISTAKE HERE N THERE!!#BUT THEN THIS LITTLE FUCKIN. WEIRDO. W ITS ILLUSIONS. AND TRICKERY. AND STRANGENESS. AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS SO SO STUPID#HES WACKY. EVERYTHING HE SAYS MAKES NO SENSE AND YET. AND YET. HE HAS FOILED EVERY PLAN. CAUGHT YOU OFF EVERY GUARD#HE'S MADE YOU PARANOID!!! CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. WE CANT LET HIM GET THROUGH OUR DEFENSES. LEST HE FUCKS UP MORE SHIT#HES JUST A REGULAR BABY VAMPIRE. THERES NOTHING INSIDE OF HIM THAT GIVES ANY CLUE OF HIS STRANGE MAGICAL ABILITIES. SO WHAT THE FUCK??#HES LITERALLY A MOUSE. MAKING YOU SHRIEK EVERYTIME HE SKITTERS ACROSS THE CORNER OF THE ROOM W HIS AWFUL LITTLE PITTER PATTERING. FUCK!!#HES SO SMALL AND SO AVERAGE AND SO SO STUPID AND YET. AND YET HE HAS UNRAVELED EEEVERYTHING AND TOOK DOWN THE STRONGEST VAMP YOU KNOW#SO WHAT THE FUCK????#I LOVE IT WHEN A SCARY VILLANOUS CHARACTER IS REDUCED TO SOMEONE WHO JUST WANTS THE PROTAGONIST TO LEAVE THEM ALOOONE. TO GO AWAYYY. PLEASE#HEHEHE WEEE ILL POST THE FULL DOODLE PAGE LAT3RRRR I GOTTA FUCKIN UHHH FIGURE OUT WHEN IM CATCHING THIS STUPID GAY BUS#I ALSO NEED TO FIGURE OUT HHOW MUCH ALCAHOL IM WILLIN TA DRINK B4 I GO HOME. I HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS ONE. I LOVE U GUYS
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