#this came to me while I was shopping

[here-comes-the-moose]

What I need from Good Omens Season 2 is for Crowley to enter his househusband era.

[yridenergyridenergy]

Vicious August 1998

[pickled-flowers]

Saw some of the grossest parenting today in the bus

[nevesceramics]

I feel like you tumblr folks know this but, please never stop putting your thoughts in tags, I can no longer count how many times random tags on my artwork have made me cry 😭 it keeps me going 💚

[idk-what-to-put-here-123]

I've actually had a really good day today for a change

[fr1day-incredible]

I have seen a lot of people say that in s3 Crowley will be sulking and depressed while Muriel, Nina and Maggie will try to help him. Like they will kinda have a found family thing going on. And while i see that happening.

I also want let Crowley be angry. I want to see him go batshit

I see it going like this:

The first days or weeks (or even months) after Aziraphale left Crowley does sulk and drink himself into oblivion. No body sees him for weeks. Until one evening when he is looking into the sky he decides fuck it. Because "Clearly that angel doesn't give a shit about me, so why should i give a shit about him"

And from there it goes downhill. Crowley now does all the shit hell wants him to do and more. Drugs, drinking, smoking, tempting, bribery, getting into bar fights, tormenting, hooking up with every third person he sees, becoming an genuine asshole and every other shity thing a demon can do. Basically leading the most self destructive lifestyle that would have had a human dead within a month. But lucky him since human mortality doesn't apply to him.

He will let that hot anger consume him and motivate him to do more and more shity things. His goal will be to become unrecognisable from the Crowley he was.

Perhaps he will also get a new hairstyle (one he haven't had before) and then change the Bentley into a modern hot red sport car and change his whole closet.

Perhaps after a while one night he will pull up to the bookshop (he haven't seen it in months) and Nina (she stayed late at work) won't even recognize him at first, but when she does she is relieved to finally see him! But that's until he pulls out a fuel can and walks inside the bookshop.

Muriel would of course would be there, but a quick miracle would probably knock them out. Then he is spilling the fuel everywhere and with a snap of his fingers everything is burning. I totally see him smirking while saying:

"You where right angel, nothing lasts for ever"

Aziraphale at some point finds out about this and goes down to earth first time in months, and he is mad.

When they meet Crowley blames Aziraphale for the bookshop burning down and every other bad thing Crowley had done so far, "because if you hadn't left i wouldn't have done it". That makes Aziraphale go from mad to pissed. Everything escalates from there and now things between them are even worse. They are both very angry and blame the other for everything.

Perhaps, perhaps not things get violent or/and other people get involved

[yandere-daze]

One of these triangle alignment charts but make it Ibara Saegusa, Azul Ashengrotto and Jacopo Bearzatti

Call it the scummy business man trifecta

[helianthus-hellion]

people complaining abt jaskier's hair in the trailer as if y'all weren't thirsting after joey batey's early tv work where he looked just like that but a little younger

[cryptdoor]

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: January 14

"Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened to My Part)" from Monty Python's Spamalot

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

had a dream abt an old guy friend and it was around halloween or some other dressup reason and based on our outfits i said ‘youre just like the duckie to my andie’. which is probably the funniest thing ever in human history. imagine invoking duckie to friendzone someone even harder than duckie himself got friendzoned. incredible

[themintman]

shout out to 50-80 year old women who go up to alt people and say "OMG you look so gorgeous! What's the occasion? You dress just like my kid :33" you're some of the only good people left

[the-everqueen]

halsey's "badlands" is so will graham coded

[dwarvenchords]

oscar in team torque is what i needed this week. i cannot express that enough

[pepprs]

discovered miah_pie on t*ktok (<- i don’t have one btw i just stumbled upon her bc someone i follow on ig talked abt her) and her videos make me want to cry so bad. 24 year old dependent moment

[volfoss]

It's really funny comparing the sims 4 retail experience to the sims 2 retail experience because the sims 2 has it beat easily