#this caption is shit but. i needed to write smth

[burymeinblack2022]

this is my girl. she’s a 45 y.o cougar wanted in 50 countries for war crimes and everyone in chicago wants her carnally....

[why-is-thinking-so-hard]

okay so au time prologue actually

this gets really long

⚠️spoilers for mean girls, both of them⚠️

fuck okay, I have to remember how this all started hang on...

and the context IS important TO ME

anyway, I think this started with the bus actually. holy shit, this started yesterday? oh my god... I feel like this has been plaguing my brain for weeks.

so my friend and I had just watched both mean girls movies because he had never seen either one before and that needed to be fixed. after he left my place, I saw a post joking about making a legal case for the bus driver speeding through the school zone and my adhd brain took that and ran and I mean RAN. before I knew it I was thinking about how that crash was intentional.

we had just watched both movies so the scene was fresh in my mind, I mean, they had to see regina in the road well before they hit her, but there's no attempt to warn her and get her out of the road or stop the bus until after she's been hit. in both movies the road is clear, not a single car or person-- hell, not even a single piece of trash--, regina's in the road for a minute or so, there are no visible crossroads or corners around the crossings where she's hit so the driver didn't whip around a corner and plausibly not see her, and you don't hear the brakes on the bus until after regina's been hit and buses are big so takes time for the brakes to engage, if they were trying to stop before they hit her, you would've heard the screech and swerving during that scene but there's nothing and the bus is heading straight on.

anybody who follows @butchregina (love their art, literally gave me gender envy and now im shopping for binders) knows they often ask what people are thinking about and so I sent the whole above analysis in and they answered "I think someone put a hit out on her"

what does this have to do with a superhero/spider-man cadina au? im getting there, but wow this is getting long. why is it I can write an essay like its nothing when im no longer in school?

the answer was funny so I sent it to my friend and he said "there is no driver cady just manifests them[...] its why she was homeschooled in the African savannah her prents had to be somewhere with no cheeselog busses for her to teleport to her location within a fifty mile radius or smth," which I also sent in as an ask with the caption "another option," to which the answer was "she is a superhero. She does control the buses."

so this is where we actually get into the how the superhero/spider-man au thoughts came to be. that response got me thinking about superhero cady, not cady summoning buses because that made me lose my mind, but superhero cady. part of me was endeared to the idea of a cadina where cady had powers but regina didn't but how can regina not have powers? when I started thinking about it it truly was just a vague superpower au, like, cady somehow got powers and had to hide them- maybe janis and Damian know and are her Man In The Van TM- and then there's regina who kinda looks down on her but thinks her hero alter ego is the shit it was a whole thing but I feel like I should wrap this essay up.

point being, there are more details, but I will get into them in another post because this was the prologue, the context of why this has been plaguing my mind for... less than 24 hours at last check. I will be posting more about this under superhero cadina or spider-man cadina, it depends on how vague I am about their story and powers.

if you read to the end of this, thank you for indulging my rambling about whatever the hell this was/is going to end up being, best of love and luck to you

[kozuyoko]

rant #2: internet watering down alt subcultures

(before or in case some ppl jump me in the replies i just want to clarify that ik this acc revolves around anime content but i’ve been into the goth subculture for a few yrs now and i don’t want ppl to think i’m a poser talking out of my ass just bc i don’t post or repost any goth topics/have a gothic style for my blog )

but um

why do ppl call anything remotely alternative ‘goth’ or ‘emo’…..

im sry but the ‘“i need a goth mommy’ or ‘i love goth girls’ mfs are actually unbearable like no u don’t even know what goth is, you just want a hypersexual e-girl with black hair and bangs with heavy eyeliner (same goes for the ‘i need a metalhead bf’ mfs who just want a tall guy w pretty long hair who plays the electric guitar)

those same ppl have started saying shit like ‘noooo i actually want a trad goth 🥺…um! well..no trad goth wants u..😁😁😁😅

like pls u didn’t know what a trad goth was until goth ppl started joking abt this sort of situation and using them as an examples for ‘goth girls’ that aren’t onlyfans models wearing skimpy black clothes and using goth as a buzzword for engagement, u just want to look good😭

also h8 the people that call themselves goth or emo and get defensive when u tell them they’re not bc they don’t even listen to the music or know about the culture of those scenes

‘omg im so emo😂😂😂’ be srs ur wearing a black t-shirt and u bully actual emos

and i’m not ‘gatekeeping’😭 u called ur self goth, we asked around and heard u said ur fav goth band is deftones LMAOO (b4 u get on my ass im not saying deftones is bad, theyre p cool, just not goth😭)

i genuinely fw people or babybats who take time to learn more about things they’re interested in rather than being an annoying trendhopper who thinks listening to shoegaze, wearing alt clothing and being freaky or smth makes them a ‘dommy goth gf’ or a metalhead😭

one of the biggest perpetrators of this have to be the is abt the tiktok #affliction #y2k #jncos male manipulator ushanka wearing cornballs. some of them r chill but a lot of them STINK!! bc of gekkasanctuary (zero hate i actually love him and follow him on all my ig accs ‼️) getting on some of their fyps they’ve started trendhopping once more and begun to waste their money on jp archive fashion and if six was nine just so they can thirst trap to malice mizer and tag their posts w #vkei. hate them💔

anywho this rant is mostly abt the watering down of the goth subculture and not vkei so don’t let me get carried away, i’ll probably rant abt this sometime next yr since i literally do not post at all😭😭

lastly i do NOT fw the onlyfans ladies who tag their posts w #gothgirl or gross captions with more ‘goth mommy’ stuff and continue to perpetuate stereotypes of all goth women being hyper sexual and dominant ☠️

if ur a goth lady and ur like this there isn’t anything wrong w it or wtv, you do you😭i really jus don’t like the stereotype bc it leads gross men to think all goths want to be sexualized without their consent, barked at in public and asked to peg someone (which has happened to me b4 sadly)

ummmm anwyays conclusion of this rant, i don’t fw trendhoppers , weirdos and ppl who water down alt subcultures and use them as buzzwords to perpetuate stereotypes

this is p much a word salad and nothing i wrote down is going thru my brain anymore so pls take this w a grain of salt, if i made any mean comments i was literally just pissed writing this 😭

[letterstotheflre]

i just read a lot of guides about how to start out as a cam girl. like specifically how it's super lucrative... probably the most safe and how there's websites that helps workers start out but there's also a lot who host their own websites. a lot of them have only fans too.

the live chat stuff was spot on.

also there seems to be a lot of social media networking involved.

like cherry (i was using that as a reference as i was reading to think it through) would have to have a whole presence on twitter, IG and other sites to promote themselves.

it's hard work but it pays off if one persists (and is patient enough)

yeah the camgirl in the article said that it was literally a full time job, you shouldn’t start camming if you’ll only do it when you have time or feel like it. and it’s a lot of hardwork, you can’t expect to be making, idk 4 figures in 3 months. i really liked her, she seemed very realistic but still kind. a lot of sex workers shit on the industry, and that is totally valid and i personally don’t like the industry either, but it is nice to see someone trying to help those who need/want to do it and not gatekeeping their knowledge and experiences

omg now i’m thinking of cherry on instagram and posting suggestive pictures with james, maybe him biting her ass or his face smothered in her tits 😵‍💫

WAIT when i was writing the fic i stumbled upon a woman who has an onlyfans (i can’t remember her ig @ for the life of me, i do remember she was blonde), and she posted a picture of her in lingerie with the caption “thank you to the subscriber who sent me this” smth like that… imagine cherry doing the same but captioning it “thank you to the subscriber who sent me this, but i’m sorry that daddy ripped it off 🥺”

[machine-gun-casie]

The Gunner

anon: Hey I really enjoy your writing, so I was wondering if you could write like a singer/designer/artist reader and colson? At first she was really shy, but as he gets to know her, he realizes that she is somewhat crazy (haha just like as wild as he is).. so they throw party’s together or smth... and afterwards they share one last blunt before going to sleep.. idk lol, that’s just some ideas, up to you to write it as you wish! (You don’t have to use everything I wrote!!) Have a nice day! 🥰🥰

a/n: i tried to make the designs seem cool but i’m no designer so please go easy on me

warnings: party environment, so drugs and weed and stuff

wc: 900+

A package was dropped into Colson’s lap an hour before the show. He looked up and saw that Slim was the one who put it there. “Clothes?”

“Yeah, from this new designer.” Slim responded.

Colson smiled and ripped off the tape that was keeping the box closed. He pulled out a white mesh long sleeved shirt with ‘THE GUNNER’ printed on the back in gold. The sweatpants that came along with the shirt were bright red with gold accents in brush strokes all along the legs.

He put the clothes on and found a bag of accessories in the box as well. Some chains and earrings and a pair of small sunglasses, one of the lenses was red and the other was gold. The theme of the outfit matched perfectly with the theme of the festival he was playing at, but not too much where it looked tacky. “Yo Slim! Come check this out!”

“That looks fucking good.” Slim said once he saw the outfit on Colson.

“I know, right!” Colson exclaimed, going back to the box to find any tag or receipt. “How much did this cost?”

“Nah, it was free.” Slim shook his head.

“Didn’t even ask for promo?” Colson asked, confused.

“Not that I know of. A few other artists got some clothes from her too, but not everyone.”

Colson’s eyebrows shot up. “Her?”

“Fuck off!” Slim rolled his eyes. “You wanna hook up with the designer?”

“I don’t know, maybe.” Colson shrugged, a cheeky smile on his face.

Slim laughed and left the room, leaving Colson to figure it out on his own. He finally found a note in the package. Looked to be handwritten.

Hey! You’re rocking my design right now, hope you fuck shit up on stage! 

You signed off at the bottom and included your business email and your Instagram tag. Colson opened up his Instagram and snapped a photo of himself in the mirror. 

He captioned it ‘fit 🔥🔥🔥’ and he put your Instagram tag on the bottom in bright red.

He clicked on your profile and saw you had a personal account linked in your bio. Whoever said Colson wasn’t curious did not know Colson.

After following your business account, he went over to your personal one. Oh shit, you were fucking hot. And you were fucking wild. Every other picture was a crazy party. Exactly his type.

You didn’t really know what to think when the notification popped up on your phone. Not only did he tag you in his story, but he also followed both your accounts. You were trying to keep it chill, but inside you were going crazy. 

Every post you uploaded was calculated, knowing he might see it. Lots of throwback bikini pictures for the next couple of days, that’s for sure.

A couple days later, you were still in the same area the festival was taking place, giving a handful of artists your designs each night. Word of mouth was that Kells was throwing a huge party at the place he had in the area. The requirements to enter were simply to know it exists. So you went.

The party was just as crazy as you liked. For the first few hours, you didn’t really see Kells in the huge house. Not that you were looking for him, but you were kind of looking for him. But you still had so much fun. Someone pushed you into the pool at one point, but you were too drunk to actually care.

When you finally did bump into him, the party was at the point where everyone was high because of the weed in the air and half the guests were knocked out all over the place. But there he was, laying on the floor with a joint in his mouth.

You walked over to him and took the joint out of his mouth and brought it to yours. You took a long hit, letting it out a few moments later in a sigh of relief. “I needed that so fucking bad.”

“Glad I could help.” Colson smirked, sitting up on the floor as you came to sit down next to him. It was surprising that he was alone, considering it was his party, but you weren’t going to question it. “Where do I know you from?”

“I don’t know, where do you know me from?” Colson looked at you in confusion before he realized.

“You’re the hot designer.” 

“That’s me.” You laughed, handing him back his joint. “You like the mesh?”

“Yeah, it’s good for performing. Makes me not wanna rip off.”

“I just made yours mesh because your tattoos are hot as fuck.” You giggled, taking another hit.

Colson shook his head and laughed, not expecting you to be so forward. “The gold shit all over was cool, too.”

“It better be, took me ages to get that gold leaf to sit where it should. Had it all over my hands for weeks.” You chuckled.

“You did it yourself?” Colson asked and you hummed in response. “That why only a couple people got your stuff?”

“Yeah, not everyone deserves my shit.” You mused.

“But I do?” Colson asked.

“‘Course, you’re The motherfuckin’ Gunner.” You chuckled, Colson laughed along with you. “Wild party.” You nodded towards your surroundings.

“Always is with me.” Colson nodded. “You like wild parties, though.”

“I do.” You nodded, knowing it wasn’t a question but more of a statement. He didn’t hide the fact that he stalked your socials ever since he followed you. “Maybe I should stick around you then.”

“Maybe you should.”

[gro-hls]

ok so i read good omens yesterday and i rly liked it and all the characters so this isn't a roast or a dislikement since i'm in no position to do that,,,,, I'm just confused abt two things that broke immersion for me a bit and I was wondering if it was like, deliberate like am I missing something?

my first question is: why is "could have" spelt as "could of" all over the dialogue? or not even specifically that but hastur says it, adam says it, the firefighter even uses "of" instead of "have"

like sometimes stuff is spelled for accents like adam saying "din't" (who even says the entire dih dent anyways) but like the same effect can be achieved by using "could've" so im wondering about if it's a weird edition and usually I don't judge grammar and stuff too much since I'm francophone, writing with shit grammar on tumblr dot com and I'm also an entire idiot, and also socioeconomic implications of judging misspelled stuff blah blah blah yes was but kinda surprised to see it in a published book and like it can't have been missed right? is it smth about brit accents that make it necessary or smth..... ignore the caption I Simply Will Not Do Math or truly count so idk the how manyeth time it actually was but just an example okey

also the second thing is this scene

so he says "bugger" right, and it's like the plot twist of the century (centuries? wtv) because he never swore before...

... except however few days ago when he was hammered off his ass

right so my question is:

1) was he too drunk to remember?? he's smart as all fuck though and he can just Un Drunk himself right so like does the sobering up work just on the spot or is it kinda just instant hangover so it makes u still a bit weird?

2) was he trying to act cool in front of the metatron???? which is kinda self contradictory I feel like anyone would be sweaty as balls in that situation, and also the metatron can't read minds or else he would have just kinda Known what was going on right?

3) did he just Not Remember? is aziraphale a squishy adhd icon (yes I KNOW they can't have adhd or be gay which 👀👀 personally if they're being something there's defs some kind of cool supernatural equivalent like instead of Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder it's called like Amnesia Discouraging Heavenly Dexterity I am SURE there is a tone-equivalent solution to explain a blanc de mémoire here)

4) is the drunk scene just crowley's memory of it, making it a swear heavy paraphrase? like is that his sleazy mental translation of whatever aziraphale is puttering on about in distinguished English or smth

5) maybe it's just a Two People Wrote It Bruh Moment and I'm like the thousandth person to bring this up???? who the heck knows.

anyways i can't get arrested for this so I'm gonna just go ahead and tag the entire remaining half of authorship @neil-gaiman and @disappointing-pineapple who convinced me to make a post because it distracted me from watching b99 when it popped into my head (the second thing, first thing just confused me) and its been stressing me out which is rude tbh so I need answers tyvm

[3rachad-archive]

district 9; for @3noracha

↣  please don’t: repost/claim as yours/etc, or delete my captions! ↣  please do: click for better quality, let me know if you liked it or not, and reblog/like if you did like it!

falak !!! merry christmas!!!

they say, save the best for last?? so i saved yours to the end. i’m writing your message last and it’s because i really wanted to think about what to say to you. i really wanted to write a message that meant a lot. i wanted it to be special and warm and correct. i just wanted to say smth important?? i’m usually Good With Words but in this current situation i don’t know if i can find the right words to say?? but i will try my best; 

dearest falak- as cheesy as this will be- i hope you know how much i love you. thank you for so much. we became friends about 3 months ago, and you’ve just turned into one of my best friends. when i talk to you- i feel at home. i feel as if maybe i have known you for years. there is so much comfort and trust and love when i talk to you- you are a safe place for me. i know i’m sounding stupid and sappy but i mean it when i say i love you. you’ve been here for me when i really needed it. you’ve stuck with me through some tough places in my life, and for that i’m so so so SO thankful falak. you always listen to me talk abt dumb shit and ioawoiefnaw i appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. 

i really do want to bake with you, and spend an evening or a few evenings, cuddled up and watching stupid movies or cute skz videos. every time we talk i just :( i am left feeling so warm and content and happy- thank you for being so kind and safe and easy to be with. thank you for making me laugh and smile when i can’t even think happy thoughts. thank you so much falak. i love you dearly and hope your holidays are filled with warmth and love. 

- love ganguli

[ifuthinkmylifeismessyseemyhair]

they said “nothing good happens after 2am” , now it is 2:14 am and i sit here, in my room, looking at all the stuffs from my huge ass luggages as i’m start writing this post

don’t know what it’s going to be about but my thoughts are everywhere.. starting from all the mistakes i’ve made start from the beginning, what it would have been if i haven’t lost my wallet and my passport “what my exchange semester would have been?” what would change? and i have come to a conclusion that idk too.. the thing is that

“,i will never know”

is it going to be better? or is it going to be worse?

“,i will never know”

but what i know is that it has already happened and i can’t change the past (except you are in avengers.. sorry just watched the end game today on the plane)

along the way, even though it is not all roses and gold, i did feel appreciated all of the moments that happened during these 6 months because it did change me a lot

i can’t deny that at some point i can’t help but think

yes, i’ve learned but

yes, still i kept repeating the old mistakes

yes, still i kept being the same

and yes, still all the problems kept happening

how many more mistakes i have to make until this stop?

every time i feel happy, i’m scared that it won’t last

i’m scared that i will do smth wrong

i’m scared that something bad will happen

at some point, i really feel like shit and i think those weeks are the worst mental period of my life

but i did get passed it,

it is okay to not to be okay

it is okay to feel sad

it is okay to feel like shit

because we have feelings and what i’ve learned is it better to feel it than to suppress it cause that, man, is the worst feeling ever when you wake up in the morning

sometime you need to accept the fact that you can’t solve everything all at once, you gotta wait

there’s up and down in everything because everything is temporary, you can chose to sit and cry or enjoy the ride

you can chose your attitude, that’s the biggest lesson i’ve learned

i’m so thankful for this exchange semester and i would like to thank you not just all the people who’s in this picture but also everyone who i’ve met and been through this journey with me, i couldnt get through this alone

okay i think this is the longest captions i have ever wrote.. going to stop now otherwise i wont get any sleep tonight (and also my battery is on 2%)

i can’t believe 13 hrs ago i’m still im germany and now back to thailand, back to my reality

i can’t say i’m happy to be back haha but you gotta do what you gotta do nitenite xx