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l0vecrim3 · 2 months

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the toxic yaoi father, the toxic yuri daughter, & the toxic yaoi holy spirit

#interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #hannibal #nbc hannibal #jennifer’s body #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #hannibal lecter #will graham #needy lesnicki #jennifer check #this goes out to all the insane bitches #cannibalism #love as hunger #the horror of love #horror #my edit

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piconoodle · 4 months

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defy the light

(very) old sketches (2022) under the cut!

#ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #leg draws #enough about 6-2 time to be insane about 3-2 #this goes out to every machine who entered the arena and immediately took a spear to the face #message to all bitches. SURVIVE #make gabe eat his words #i didnt draw the spearhead but yeah.#is more efficient to push it out the other end than to try and pull it out

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leverage-ot3 · 1 year

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you ever think about how harry was legitimately kidnapped by a strange group of thieves and then he just... stayed??? he was kidnapped by CRIMINALS and just sat there and decided, I think I find crime fun and I want a found family and just DECIDED TO ROLL WITH IT AND STAYED WITH THEM??? A GROUP OF STRANGERS THAT ROUTINELY BREAK THE LAW FOR FUN???

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running-in-the-dark · 2 months

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had one very short interaction with my mother-in-law and once again I think I won't get through living here until the end of March :)

#she drives me insane #she asked something. I answered. she goes 'okAaaAayyyy?' in the most irritating tone ever.#like what is wrong with you. what.#she's so fucking irritating. truly the most joyless serious bitter person I have ever met (and I have met my mother so...... that's saying #something)#it's just. man social interaction is already so difficult but she just. makes EVERYTHING weird.#literally dude all I said was that yes everything's great with me and the cats 👍 how ELSE was I supposed to respond to that??#I know I'm overthinking it and being a horrible ungrateful little bitch but god I just can't stand her #I don't CARE what they do for us I still just don't like them 😭 yes I know I'm the worst 😭#my husband had to promise me that I won't have to see them more than twice a year once we move. I just. they drain every last bit of life #and joy and happiness out of everything #drives me insane #anyway I'm done being an asshole for now #been trying to take a tumblr break but where else would I complain about this.#personal

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opens-up-4-nobody · 5 months

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#tfw u spend the day being catastrophically depressed then u remember how kush1na uzumak1 is treated by the plot of #narut0 and u get so fucking angry that u stop thinking abt how miserable u r for 2hrs as u furiously draw out an idea #it makes me so fucking mad. but like in a way that fun bc its like who cares its not that serious #and when i get depressed i just like. i dont give a fuck abt anything. there is a film between me and everything and nothing can touch me #except apparently my fucking insane feelings about narut0. like im genuinely so embarrassing when ppl irl make the mistake of talking abt #narut0 to me irl. like i get SO excited. i move my arms a lot and stamp my feet and just get real enthusiastic and my voice goes all weird #and i cant get my thoughts straight bc i have so so so much to say. which is like fine. its just embarrassing to me personally #bc i kno i tent to stay on the subjects im interested in for way longer than most ppl would probably enjoy #and after i watched star trek into darkness in hs i was like at my peak star trek phase and i was talking a mile a minute #and then my sister was like: y is your voice all weird? and it was like she slapped me in the face. slapped me thru time. u bitch 😭#this is y im not allowed to enjoy things 😭 also bc im annoying abt it. ugh. anyway. point is i got so mad abt the misogyny of kishimoto #that i forgot how fucking awful i was feeling for a minute. so thank u for hating women so much u fucking bastard lol #when will i post the idea im planning? who tf knows. its gonna take. well idk how long itll take #unrelated

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ev-enhotterthanyou · 23 days

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jack merridew was not a bad person he was lonely and scared and a real sweetie pie but you guys arent ready for that conversation

#i love him so much hes so heartachingly complex #all he wanted was acceptance #my baby i want to give him the fattest hug #nobody gets him like i do #you bitches with your characterisation of him as this bloodthirsty animal :( he was scared of blood and cried when he wasnt accepted and UGH #I JUST #YOU GUYS #HES JUST #he was literally just a normal slightly bossy kid and you all make him out to be purely evil and hateful #like yes obviously at the end he goes a bit nuts with the hunters and all but literally so did every single person on the island hes not-#-special? hes not overly bloodthirsty or overly insane but thats all fanon makes him out to be and it HURTS MY HEART HES JUST A BABY </3 #lord of the flies #lotf #jack merridew

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stonerzelda · 3 months

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Unfortunately that kitten had to go back to her foster mom who. I am pretty sure is going to be fired from the shelter we work with because holy fuck she was The worst -_- god she was cute tho im glad i got to spend time with her today

#like at first she was here with her mom who was a beautiful grey cat #but. she was not doing well. something was very wrong. she didnt move at all the entire day #she had brown pus in her eyes #her breathing was uneven. all she could do was move her eyes around really #so we called her to say we need you to come pick her up and get her checked out because she is really sick #and this bitch snaps at us like 'okay well actually shes fine' and just complains at us for making her come back to get her #and we're like. ok man like your cat is very ill sorry for being concerned about not only her health but her babys health too #let ALONE the health of allll the other animals that come into our store + families petting her that may bring back the illness to their own #animals...#anyway so they finally come back to pick her up and its two of them. one is level headed and the other was the bitch lol #like my coworker had taken them out and was sanitizing the cage and she goes 'well thats STUPID theyre from the same home'#and we start to explain that it doesnt fckin matter were doing what we can to keep the kitten as healthy as possible #but luckily het sister or whoever it was cut her off and was like 'nono thats what they should do. thats what vets do im glad theyre doing #that' and then she was like yelling and yada yada yada #anyway. they FINALLY turn to leave but just before she turns around and goes 'oh by the way i brought another cat to replace the mom.#just dont expect him to be bubbly since you expect cats to be so energetic. hes 9'#like. first of all. its fucking insane that you briught another cat in the first place cuz what happens if the kitten is already sick now #second of all. she adds 'also they havent met each other yet. bye'#LIKE WHAT!!!!!!! THE FUCK DO YOU M3AN THEY HAVENT MET EACH OTHET #YOU JUST LEAVE US WITH ONE POSSIBLY INFECTED KITTEN ANNND A SENIOR CAT THAT HASNT EVEN MET THIS KITTEN???!?!?!?#and were supposed to just leave them together overnight and hope for the best???? BITCH #so yeah anyway we ended up having to call the shelter who called the foster mom Again. thankfully her sister showed up to take them both #but then her fckin sister didnt even tell her she was supposed to take bith cats it was sooo. what a night man #just wow lol #thank u 4 coming to my pet store rant

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philtatosbuck · 10 months

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mikaelson stans are deeply unserious but the worst kinds are the klaro klaus stans, the “klaus is a big meanie” elijah stans and the “kol is so mistreated” kol stans

#like i'm all for acknowledging klaus' wrongs #but you can't at your grown age keep blaming klaus for all of elijah's shit lmfao #you cannot keep using 'klaus always ruins what elijah has' when elijah is LETTING HIM #not only that but he HELPS HIM DO IT to their other siblings #elijah is not a victim of klaus' insanity he's a fucking enabler #if ANYONE could take on klaus pre hybrid and win. it was elijah.#he didn't do that. he willingly played a hand in klaus ruining damn near everyones lives #ESPECIALLY katherine but y'all love to pretend katherine should just ignore all that #elijah is quite literally the only one who could actually beat klaus' ass when he acts up but no! he's right by his side doing it too #i don't have words for the kl*ro klaus stans. idk who that bitch is lmfao #the 'kol is so mistreated' gang is just ridiculous #like. yeah. it'd be hard to deny he gets mistreated by his siblings #but he's not? some uwu baby? who needs to be 'protected' or defended #he's also a grown fucking man #the 'mistreated' thing goes out the window as SOON as he leaves his family's presence #he's done as much shit as they all have #there's no room for argument that he's 'better' than them #because we didn't see it on screen #just deeply unserious. all of you.#klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #kol mikaelson

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monty-glasses-roxy · 5 months

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I've been trying to form a coherent post about the... I guess ending of Sewercontrol AU that's all about DJ and Roxy being so excited and emotional queerplatonic partners, reuniting after one is freed from Glitchtrap and the other is finally safe to approach them. I want the cool and fun DJ to have a little fit of zooms for the first time of his life cause it's all over and they get to zoom together now, in tears, hugging every five seconds, being completely incomprehensible to everyone within earshot together...

I just love them your honour. This is the most coherent I've been about them all day.

#i love them!!!!#i have a situation that would allow regular staff to find out how close they are and just be fucking baffled #because WHAT??? those two??? really????? how did THAT happen????#he was playing songs for her whilst glitchtrapped...#in case she was ever close enough to hear.........#cause if he saw her there'd be a fight and he can't bare it so she's been banned on the system #breaking their lil hearts...#she wants to free him so bad and the ban won't stop her coming to see him... neither will the fight if she's caught...#leaving little signs that she's still there cause that's all she can do while he plays his music for her never knowing if she can hear it #do you see???? I'm insane and i love them immensely.#sewercontrol au #they're so ride or die for eachother this situation is killing them...#nobody will visit dj glitchtrapped he's all alone #roxy can't get caught or someone's going to die at LEAST... their hopes of freedom are dashed against the rocks like that...#roxy thankfully has the Minis and if that goes south then well #it's sewercontrol au she makes friends elsewhere but they're not DJ :(#psh lmao the new guys see DJ for the first time while he's in bouncer mode and they all just #'THIS shadow of the collosus motherfucker is who you've been crying about this whole fucking time?! what the FUCK?!'#THEY THOUGHT IT WAS SOME LITTLE PUSHOVER OF A GUY BUT NAH GIANT SPIDER BITCHES YOU SHOULDA GONE FOR HIM FIRST LMAO #they may have made a mistake.#put they promised her now so they can't back out now lmao WHOOPS

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infizero · 6 months

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literally never felt more personally connected to a character than lake infinity train they make me ill

#that bitch is aroace ambigiously transmasc. send post #god. god. they srsly drive me insane im tearing up just thinking about them.#''i am a PERSON!" goodbye.walking into the ocean #THEIR STORY MAKES ME CRAZYINSANE i cant take it i cant take it. book 2 is so fucking good i'll never get over it #seeing them struggle in a system that doesnt view them as a person. that doesnt care about who they are or what they want #only what they can do for others. and them having to fight so fucking hard to get out of that and find a place where they can be themself #without being hunted down by the fucking police for it. finding someone else who accepts them and loves them and wants to help them #and just. just the fact that lake goes the whole thing looking the most transmasc i think someone could possibly be #while being referred to with she/her and by a name they don't identify with bcuz they haven't thought of a better one #and by the end they've renamed themself fucking LAKE of all things #IT LITERALLY STARTS WITH THEM SHAVING OFF ALL THEIR HAIR AND DITCHING GIRL CLOTHES LIKE. WHAT MORE DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY #DAWG THEYRE LITERALLY THE REFLECTION OF A GIRL AND EVERYONES TRYING TO FORCE THEM TO LIVE LIFE AS THAT GIRL #like the stuff with being tulip's reflection and everything and lake trying to escape that identity. its sooooo transmasc #god. god. i cant fucking take it #serena.txt

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cannibalivism · 6 months

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I scroll past a video of a mother sobbing over her child's body

My pomodoro timer rings

I go back to excel

#chatting it up #anyone else feeling the fucking dissonance #there arent even words for the new level of disassociation ive been on all week #i feel insane #there are atrocities playing out in real time #i have two exams next week #everything i can say feels like privileged bitching and tbh it is #but im also a poor bitch who has to keep running on lifes treadmill so i have to disconnect and keep on track #stares at the ceiling goes back to work for real

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ziracona · 2 years

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I’ll probably never finish that series but ily Connor you were a real one

#by S5 he’s like the moral backbone of the show even past Oliver it’s fucking insane bc he’s a little bitch (affectionate) when it starts #characters trading ethics in passing. Connor and Asher improving while Wes and Laurel get worse. Michaela is just good out here in her own #corner. we all wanted Bonnie dead for a season but then we forgot bc other stuff happened and everyone kind of just??? forgot? us included?#We just forgave Frank for s1 because everyone else went so fucking ape shit eventually it just wasn’t worse than anything anyone /ELSE/ was #was doing. Annalise is a character of all time. Oliver goes through the weirdest arc for S5. they killed their maybe worst choice for major #character off halfway through rip ✊ — there was that time Wes shot Annalise and everyone ran off and Connor came back and risked everything #keep pressure on her gunshot and she lived because of him even though she’s super mean to Connor and she literally never thanked him rip #Connor I saw; I remembered. Asher gets to do maybe the funniest hit in the whole show like bitch if you said that to a white trust fund boy #alone in a parking garage in a running car literally what did you /think/ was gonna happen??#Asher goes from someone you want to kill to one of the most likable charcaters in the series??? it’s really. a show #loved the first four ish seasons #how to get away with murder

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foreverxdaydreaming · 2 years

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never realize how many useless notifications you get until you put your volume on.. all of these emails / scams / marketing have ruined the importance of calls/notifications entirely,,

#my phone lives on silent and only goes on volume/vibrate occasionally bc i just can't stand it omfg #but also so that it won't distract me. so dnd is usually my best friend bc that way if anything important comes in I'll still get it #in other words... im stuck at an appt rn that's absolute dogwater and i regret not canceling it 💀#never thought I'd prefer to be at work so bad lmao.. waste of my pto is what today has been istfg💀#and my phone keep going insane with messaging notifs that are absolute bs bc ive alr marked em all as read.... jfc #almost had a mf panic attack bc of how terrible getting here + the shitty entirely full parking garage were....#dont wanna waste the rest of my pto/miss for no reason but like.... at this point..... my gods🥴#& my bosses are as wonderful (dry af) as ever and keep asking me for drs notes every mf time i miss bc they don't believe me 'bc im young'#despite me being fairly honest about my health with em previously and now im getting shot in the foot constantly #bitch its not absentism or missing for funsies i have a bunch of fucking appts to check wtf is wrong w/ me bc no dr has figured it out yet #but anyway.... the more i think about it the more it stresses me out. and hr is the most useless thing in existence so forget them bruh #istfg if iget one more text/notif as im typing this (there's been at least 7) im gonna throw smth into the fucking wall #holy mother of fucking god #200% should have just trusted my gut and canceled. never listening to my mom about this again 😐 😒#jj.txt #/neg #vent/rant #tengo el petty resubido hoy and i can fucking FEEL it #ive got the dramatic anime fire in my eyes at this point in time

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violentdevotion · 2 years

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love buying pineapple to eat at lunch for work and then for some reason my family deciding that they wanted to eat the whole pineapple in one day except they didn't finish it so there's some pineapple but it's been out for a few hours and it's gonna go weird when I finally get to eat it tomorrow noon and my mum calls me a bitch who's trying to divide the family up because I'm annoyed that they wasted my time and money and pineapple

#ameera speaks #it is literally i saw someone cut up pineapple earlier and didnt care because whatever its just pineapple idc if someone eats the pineapple #i buy im nit insane its the fact that WHY THE FUCK do you need to cut it ALL up and eat it in ONE FUCKING DAY !#what was the desperation was the planet going to explode #and then they DIDNT eat it so its been out on the hot kitchen table for 2 hours and they just want me to get their leftovers #of my pineapple and put it in a lunchbox and call it a day #and fhen you say tonyour mum i was going to eat that tomorrow what am i going to have now i dont WANT an apple fuck apples i wanted a #pineapple and she calls u a bitch whos trying to divide up the family luke literally fuck off man i just wanna pack my lunch have a shower #and go to sleep and she goes okay ill go shop now and buy your pineapple for u and youre like you fo that #and then 10 minutes later she goes no ill go tomorrow and its like no you said youd go go now hows it fair on me to do smth #and them last minute change ur mind and go no i wont actually #and im the bitch and im the bitch and im the bitch and im the bitch and im the bitch #not even a sorry we ate all of ur pineapple ameera we knew you were really excited ti finally eat fresh pineapple ameera we know the past #week youve been buying prepackaged pineapple and it was really exciting to you for some small reason to get ti eat it fresh for at leasg #one day and we took that away from u but actually youre the bitch because we really enjoyed wasting ur time and moneg and pineapple #i know i sound insane but im hot and angry and tired and starting tomorrow im working a 5 day week and getting a pineapple at lunch is the #only.comfort i have

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radellama · 2 years

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Having visceral physical reactions to imagining dumb fic scenarios for my silly little aus and distracting myself from my own work...

#just..... AUGHHH IMAGINE...... I AM AND IT'S MAKING ME GO INSANE...........#imagine.... modern au Magus goes out with harland to visit his uncle in the country for a week but can't bring alf #so he asks the only other cat boy he knows to take care of him.... CHRONO #AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #AND OFC MARLE AND LUCCA LIVE WITH CHRONO... SO ALF IS GUARANTEED TO HAVE ALL THE LOVE HE WANTS #BUT MAGUS IS STILL WORRIED CAUSE ALF IS A WEIRD CAT.... AND STILL SHY AND BITCHY AROUND STRANGERS........#but chrono has the ultimate cat boy powers.......#god. mundane domestic ideas for aus is the only thing keeping me going rn. for better or for worse #All you bitches are lucky I'm too busy to do anything substantial with these ideas rn........ just you wait until i have free time.........

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theblehthatbloos · 21 days

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Whenever I say the girlies love me on Tumblr I also am talking about the hairrest men you could imagine, like just a werewolf of a person. My range has no specificity and I canonically set off geiger counters.

#that was such a weird thing to find out while being a TA #i also block wifi if i stand infront of it but i feel like thats way less impressive #I include all of you as my homies girles and the unspeakable choir that haunts us at the edges of what we belive we know #this is a non gendered post #haters are welcome only if you hate on shit but not a persons true self btw #out of curiosity i went into settings and saw my follow count #its not insane insane but holy mold thats way higher than i thought #i thought i had like 30 in the squad and some change but the number blew me away since this is like my journal #i talked with my brother about social media a bit ago and i was like #“ oh i love Tumblr. its just the most relatable and wild things. Its so nice. i saw a frog and a post about the importance of care for dvds”#then they told me what X/Twitter is like and they needed a hug #i love yall so much #i know this will only get a few notes but thats what i love here #sometimes you vent and get nothing or maybe 2-3 likes #other times you make a edit of the true wobb singing this love in pokemon text with a full band and silly hats and it goes off #or the NyQuil thing #which my brother also was like #“HEY BITCH IS THIS FUCKING YOU ON TICKTOK?!”#like damn #i guess but i am not the main character #i play support for a reason #it still delights me to this day though #i just out here #much love #i hope you have a great day #and an even better one #🫶🏽#Tumblr i guess

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