I have a headmate(?) Who's an angel, and I'm kind of obsessed with Dogma and religion in general right now, so I've been thinking...what if: angel Jay?
His hair seems to glow like gold, blending into his elaborate halo. His wings are brilliant and decorated with golden ornaments which he likes to show off.
He comes down from the clouds to help Silent Bob, stuck in a rough patch. Jay instantly takes a liking to Bob, and Bob instantly falls in love with Jay.
Silent Bob can't help but stare at the angel's body, how slender but shapely it is in his outfit, how gorgeous his wings look under his cloak, how graceful he moves, reminiscent of a ballerina.
Silent Bob loves it when Jay takes the form of an animal, keeping him closely company. He changes into a unicorn, blessing Silent Bob, letting him hold him.
Jay is aware of human lust, giving Silent Bob a look he can't resist. He hides him from God, shielding them both with his wings.
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Idk what to caption this lol
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Joseph saying the only person he trusts in this game other than Tucker is Leah. Lol. Lmao even.
Tucker immediately warned him everything he’s ever told to Leah got spread around the house. Joseph goes 🥰 but I think when she spreads what I say she doesn’t attach my name!! 🥰
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Non-binary flag color picked from Crona Gorgon
(shh the yellow is Medusa's eyes)
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If you’re still taking requests, could you draw Dunoah please?
would you like cocky noah and crushing duncan😏
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV), Kingsman (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lucy Carlyle & The Skull, Lucy Carlyle/The Skull
Characters: Lucy Carlyle, The Skull (Lockwood & Co.), George Cubbins | George Karim, Anthony Lockwood
Additional Tags: Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending
Summary:
"All she wanted, really, was someone who'd stay."
The trio grows up and apart. Lucy has more to lose than the other two.
(This story leans into the idea that only children and teenagers can sense ghosts and as an adult you lose these powers. Lucy/Skull only really if you want to read it like that.)
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that's no skin off my teeth
- julia
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Ok so on those previous tags (and the post entirely tbh) that’s what I’ve been talking about when it pisses me off that y’all make shit up for everyone else that already applies to Duke. Like the closest to fanon tim you’ll ever get is his Gotham knights program which y’all don’t know about bc y’all don’t read but Duke has been with it since WAR (which tbh for the tim fans i think tim who grew enough to set that shit up meeting Duke who’s had the mindset but not the means since he was younger would be super fun. But whatever this ain’t about him.) and including the foster system thing it’s always hcs about these terrible families Jason’s been in or him being a flight risk or whatever when Duke is canonically right there and has arguably closer ties to the system itself rn. Like it’s so sick how y’all say u can’t include or give a shit about Duke bc he’s just not interesting to you and then TAKE everything that makes him interesting for ur white faves and I think the worst part is that so many of y’all don’t read enough to realize it which is just proof that you really WANT a character like Duke but he’s canonically too black for you. Like it’s giving making tim the ceo in ur mind based off a comic where he continuously is not fucking with the role and gives it back the SECOND he can. The REAL CEO is simply too black for you 💀
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?
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Who?!!!! Who are you talking to?!
Wait where are you....?
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y'know i really wish that people here would stop having this culture of acting so high and mighty about ~never being rude to service workers~ because like. it's probably not true? and also a great way to make people feel like shit for having human emotions
like. there's a big difference between abusing service works and getting snippy bc you're tired/stressed and acting like (general you) have never done the latter is deeply frustrating
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Look, I'm not sure where I lie on the wanting to do things with any of the fall out guys, but your posts. they're just magical behavior. truly I want to grow up to be as determinedly horny about a group of music dudes as you. By god do I respect the way you're just out here saying "and I need to fuck that man more than life" *
*not directly quoting you, more just derived from the general ambiance of your lovely blog
HELPEJDJJSH THANK U ANON <3 listen, i get like this once in a blue moon but by god do i have fun with it and honestly if no one’s having fun then why do anything at all. oh my god i sound like a total hedonist. well. main point: thank u so much your respect is truly bolstering im gonna think about this ask for the rest of my life
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Easy go easy go,
But for a while our paths crossed.
Hard won brought low by insatiable time
It is beautiful and terrifying.
It hurt for a while, then it hurt after
But love lived there, lives with me still.
Our paths crossed, contiguous temporal weave
Pulled gentle across the loom of eternity's cradle.
Bright colors in some incomprehensible and chaotic tapestry.
But our paths crossed for a while
And a single moment of compassion
Meant more than some grand design.
Meant more than the bloody price of loving.
You are worth it
In every life
In every time.
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well this is horrifying [x]
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[image- it’s a selfie of the master. He’s wearing a Snuggie hoodie and his face is obscured. There’s someone else- Kayne likely- curled up inside the oversized article of clothing. There are legs sticking out wearing pj pants with blood splatters printed on them.]
This has been a constant occurrence as of late. Someone just gets so comfy that he can’t help himself
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so I randomly remembered that Dean is canonically a swiftie and *gestures vaguely*
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*Tapes Mic* Jonathan puts the Bi in Byers
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