#drawfee quotes

[drawfee-quot3s]

fix him! or don't

- julia

[dailydrawfeequotes]

Heavy are the chests that carry the tits. Party rockers in the house tonight

[missmisnomer]

Only good drawings in this video. If it was bad Drawfee simply would not do it. 😏

[itaiko]

“lorem ipsum dolor sit lauren epsum solo shit dougus dippus deltoid dump crampus krungus forrest gump.”

[vexic929]

Drawfee Quotes Prompt List

These quotes live rent free in my head. Send a number and a character for a ficlet!

This is a family show...for fuck's sake

If God's ever been mad at anything I've said, he hasn't done shit about it - so he either doesn't care or he's a coward

Mayonnaise is food lube

Are we human or are we Luigi?

It's not that I don't like it I just hate it

We have learned nothing and will continue to learn nothing

Hedgehog the animal or hedgehog the Sonic?

These are not Joanna's eggs and these are not Joanna's legs

If you are between the ages of 3 and 25, you are a toddler

I'm just viscerally afraid of any living organism who looks like a fucking Windows Media Player visualizer

"I wanna be a weird baby" "No..." "Wouldn't have to do shit" "N-okay, fair"

"Koochie-koo" doesn't pay the taxes!

They're in the same surrealist baby play group

If someone ruins my beverage experience that person is a criminal

"My brain went on a really quick tangent" "Yes" "Do we think-" "No"

You gotta really put your tits in that voice

I don't wanna bodyshame this alien but I...don't like looking at him

You get turned into dust because they suck all of the liquid out of your body...like a mermaid

And then Hot Joseph unloads his beautiful nectar into my mouth, and the rest of my day is so much better because of it!

I'm like the tortoise if the tortoise also lost the race

It's like they said in Star War The Last Jedi: the past fucking sucks, dude...ignore that shit and get a lightsaber

"Is he giving you a jizzle?" "Don't say that…" "Don't say jizzle" "Well that's like slang for a joint" "It's not, I promise you it's not"

It goes like this the fourth the fifth the yaoi hands his rock hard tits...

You make misses all of the misses you don't misses

Birds are infamously religious, because they fly close to the sun and that's where Jesus lives...in the sun

Dogs are kinda simps by nature

You could just strap a fish across your titties if you wanted

Do you think Adam from Bible was a horse??

Heavy are the chests that carry the tits

They're God's angels and also God's himbos

[actually-correct-drawfee]

the next time the shitpostcalligrapher opens their ask box, someone needs to send in like. "I'm Merobiba", "Waluigi fucks, dude" or "Mayonnaise is food lube". I would but it's always open on the one day I can't get any service LMAO

[queerstuffilike]

"We're not having dysphoria tonight, we're having dudesphoria. That's the euphoria of being a dude."

- Jacob Drawfee, Secret Sleepover Society Stream, Walking the Dude Path in TEN DATES, uploaded to YouTube 5/17/23

[akannuoli-aatteet]

"Oh, you mean the Italian Coldsteel Cinquedea? I mean what better knife to kill a duck's wife with."

-Jacob Drawfee

[velaofftherails]

"Heavy is the chest that wears the tits...party rockers in the house tonight."

-Karina Farek

[drawfeequotes]

"My favourite thing is when Julia draws cartoon dogs, it ain't right"

"It truly ain't"

[thoughtsfromthewindowsill]

Watching old Drawfee streams from 2019 and...

Nathan, after some grade A horseshit: Brennan's gonna be on the stream on Monday! We can't do this to him! We have to bring our A game; people are gonna be watching...

The next stream:

[drawfee-quot3s]

sometimes a mystery doesn't have to be solved

i think scooby doo said that

- julia + karina

[dailydrawfeequotes]

Lorem ipsum dolor sit

Lauren epsum solo shit

Dougas dippus deltoid dump

Crampus krungus forrest gump

[that-dumbass-rabbit]

Reasons why everyone everywhere ever should watch drawfee: Jacob is The Perfect Boy™️

[cl0wnsexual]

"being evil is bad" -Brennan Lee Mulligan, 2018

[zestoflemon]

ive had this drawfee comp stewing for a while and i finally finished it so come get some stew