#dunnoah

[jaysker]

"Hey Noah, what's your type?"

[crazylgbthell]

Boyfriends🙏

I made the second pic yeah

[xxalphaclownxx]

woo!! noah ships!! my favouritest guy getting all the love he deserves!!

[sometimesieatexpiredcatfoof]

[total-drama-brainrot]

World Tour Assistant Noah AU (where he is always an assistant):

After the gross kiss failed to stop Alejandro's flirting... Noah begs Duncan to convince Alejandro, that Noah is too dorky to date... but Duncan has an even better idea; make Alejandro jealous for fun!

(In this AU, Duncan and Courtney had broken up before Season 3, so Duncan isn't a cheater!)

Duncan: "Thanks for letting me return to the show, handsome.~" 😘

(Duncan kisses Assistant Noah's cheek.)

Alejandro: "Duncan, I will DESTROY you!" 😡

Noah: "I just want to be left alone!" 🙄

Wait hold on... hold on... this is just the premise of my favourite Dunnoah fic series but with an assistant Noah twist. And extra Alenoah flavouring. That's not to say I'm against the idea.

Though I can't really imagine Duncan ever committing himself to flirting with Noah unless the two had struck up a deal prior- Duncan's that specific brand of 2000s era bigoted where being seen as anything but straight is a social crime (despite the fact that Duncan is definitely a boykisser, just in denial), but he's also aware of just how much of a threat Alejandro is in the competition and the latino's huge obvious crush on Chris' personal assistant, so I think Duncan could push aside his own internal biases to at the very least propose a similar idea to Noah.

Really, it'd be beneficial for the both of them; Noah gets to subtly-not-so-subtly tell Alejandro to back off by responding to Duncan's advances but not his, and Duncan gets to rile up Alejandro enough to redivert his attention away from the competition itself thus increasing his own chances of winning. It's strategic, really, nothing more.

It's that line of logic that has Noah eventually conceding that, for all intents and purposes, it's a good plan. So he deigns to play along, at least for a little bit, just to get Alejandro off of his back.

And, canonically, they're both shown to be at least half-decent at flirting, so whatever displays they have planned to annoy Alejandro would be just convincing enough to really get under his skin. Especially since Alejandro's shown in canon to be the protective/possessive type (mostly in All-Stars, in how he reacts to José insulting Heather) and likely wouldn't take too kindly to Duncan swooping in on "his amor" or whatever Spanish nickname he'd substitute it with.

Which all eventually leads to the scenario you proposed; Duncan plants a wet one on Noah's cheek and Alejandro sees red.

Noah's already exhausted by default, but feels weariness seep into the marrow of his bones as a seething Alejandro glares poisonous daggers towards Duncan, who's committed enough to their little ruse to in turn shoot a wink and a pair of finger guns towards the assistant. Deciding that he isn't paid nearly enough to deal with the inevitable confrontation between the two idiots who've apparently taken an interest in him (Duncan's, of course, being a known ruse), Noah leaves to go and do his actual job.

...

And then, Alejandro confronts Duncan directly in the Economy cabin, claiming that he doesn't deserve to so much as look at Noah, and that he (Alejandro) was the one Noah kissed and therefore the object of his attraction so Duncan better lay off. This is news to the punk, and adds a whole new layer of complexity to their plan. And perhaps something he can later exploit to give himself a leg up in the competition.

But why does the idea of Noah kissing Alejandro make his chest tighten up with envy?

And then maybe Duncan finds the untamed passion of Alejandro's genuine fury kind of hot and he too enters the metaphorical boxing ring of feelings? Aledunnoah endgame? The intern server has been posting a lot of Aleduncan lately so letting those two get together (and with Noah in there too, as a bonus) just seems natural to my brain at this point.

[homunculusakajae]

IM FINALLY DONE!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 DUNNOAH FOOD.

[xx404-cantbefoundxx]

Why call it dunnoah when dunno is LITERALLY RIGHT THERE???

[td-rarepairs]

kitty x gwen, noah x harold, noah x duncan, emma x courtney, save me

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[real-total-drama-takes]

Duncan x Noah is a cute ship, argue with the wall

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[malwaredetected]

people think i ship dunnoah because im a fujoshi. im not. i ship dunnoah because i ship duncan with everyone because i have a soft spot for alt boys with daddy issues. why do you think i was so obsessed with jd from heathers when i was twelve

[tylejandro]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Total Drama (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Duncan/Noah (Total Drama) Characters: Duncan (Total Drama), Noah (Total Drama), Courtney (Total Drama), Alejandro Burromuerto, Gwen (Total Drama) Additional Tags: Romance, breaking up, Moving On, Boys Kissing Summary:

After Duncan returns in London, he and Courtney agree to move on from each other. In the confessional a completely different kiss ends up happening.

[tdnoah-fanpages]

I headcannon them sometimes playing Minecraft and Duncan just burns the trees down and Noah would be like ‘wtf Duncan’

[dailytd]

HIIII 🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Can you draw the noco truncan duncody trody dunnoah trenoah date 🥺🥺🥺🥺 PLEASE AND YAOI🏁🏁🏁🏳️‍🌈🌈🌈🌈❤️🥺❗️😐🪡

day 56

[xxalphaclownxx]

GUYS I MADE COURTEMMA CANNON OVER HERE (+ dunnoah sillies and noco angst)

we also have team chris plotting together :DD

[laur-laurence]

dunnoah week 2024♡ tag with #dunnoahweek ♡

[total-drama-brainrot]

When Duncan grabbed Noah's pants, he did not expect what happened next.

Noah's calm and sarcastic expression suddenly twisted into a crazed grin, and with surprising strength, he bit down on Duncan's hand. The pain was intense, like a white-hot knife cutting through his flesh. Blood gushed out, dripping onto the ground between them. The punk didn't even notice Noah ripping off his own pants, which are still in Duncan's bleeding hand.

Noah's escape was quick and agile, like a deer darting through the woods. His big grin turned back into a calm look. He looked pleased with himself.

Duncan lay on the ground, clutching his bleeding hand, terrified at the sight of the bookworm's true colors. He had always known Noah was strange, but he never expected this level of insanity. Blood seeped through his fingers, staining the ground around him.

As Noah approached Izzy and Eva, they could see the satisfaction in his eyes, as he wiped his prey's blood away. 😈

Listen this is really cool, and I love that people are writing whole ass drabbles in my ask box, and this is really really great, but PLEASE think of a better opening than "When Duncan grabbed Noah's pants,"

Especially when it isn't preceded by any context. Near enough gave me a heart attack.