#this is all just my thoughts kdgjhfg

[autistic-paul]

hatchetfield folks by most likely to order pizza instead of cooking?

Oh, this is beautiful. 

1. Ted can burn water. Ted lives off takeout. 

2. Sherman’s mother cooks for him, and he never learned how to do it himself. If she is not around, he is screwed. He will order pizza.

3. Tom. Jane did the cooking. Tom is learning now, but sometimes he just wants Tim to smile at him. Pizza is good at that. What? No, he didn’t forget he was supposed to get groceries for dinner. It just seems like a great day for pizza! This was planned, he swears. Yes, we had pizza yesterday too, are you complaining!?

4. Lex. What, like her mom is going to feed them? What, like Lex has the energy to cook most of the time? It’s freezer meals and sometimes, if they’re lucky, they can get pizza.

5. Emma CAN cook. Kind of. She just doesn’t want to. Ain’t nothing wrong with pizza for the third time in a week.

6. Bill. Similar vibes as Tom, he wants Alice to be happy, and he doesn’t have much time with her. He can cook, though. Pizza is just special. And when Alice isn’t around... Well. He’s alone. Seems like a lot of work to cook a whole meal for just himself. 

7. Charlotte. I think she cooks almost exclusively. Cooks for Sam, certainly. And then some days he calls and said he’ll be late. Work holding him up. She knows it’s not work. She doesn’t feel like cooking anymore. Maybe it’s time to eat an entire pizza by herself.

8. Paul. I will stand by this, Paul is a good cook. Prefers baking, the tidy instructions are nice, cooking is a little too much guess work, but he’s damn good at it. Pizza is fine, good for special occasions, but he’s settled into the routine of cooking. 

9. Becky. Do I have to explain this one? She’s a nurse. She seems like she would care a lot about health and trying to appear functional. 

10. Linda feeds her family elaborate white mom health meals. Pizza is not that. Pizza is not quinoa power bowls.