#this is mainly a joke

[angryducktimemachine]

My controversial HC is that Holmes really didn't care about bees all that much up to the point of retirement and it really was just kind of a switch flipped. I know this because this happened to me with leaf bugs. One moment you are very neutral about them and next thing you know you hunt down the nearest blackberry bushes to feed your own leaf bugs. This is what happened to my friend Sherlock Holmes.

[fairybonesandstardust]

i hate soukoku bc i discovered a (newish) a/b/o related kink through a fic of theirs and because the kink is so niche and hyper specific i can’t find any content with the kink 😭

[cntoesussie]

serious Spy truthers DNI he’s a silly little guy, he’s just not willing to admit it

[toxickeyboard]

Faith fanfic where John and Garcia are on their demon ghostbuster type adventures and they have to explore an abandoned circus/amusement park and John keeps panicking cause of the thought/implication of clowns .

(Jk I’d never do this, that’d be so mean to John)

(Unless…?) (/hj)

(Don’t worry guys it will slowly turn into a John & Garcia comfort fic (/plat))

[pissandvinegarchips]

why ship laios with other characters when you should be shipping him with ME instead

[gravedigest]

The urge to write more pre-DS Victor and the conundrum of his life kind of being very boring.

He eats bachelor chow and watches Sport.

[howlingalltheway]

You know these tiktoks that go "The thing you were missing in your childhood, you are now looking for in a relationship." and then it's a humorous reveal? Yea I like those.

On an unrelated note, Sevro grew up without a mother.

On another unrelated note, Victra has the one of the biggest ✨mommy✨ energies of the books.

Just some totally separate thoughts.

[thefandom-casserole]

IF MY POWER GIES OUT AND I MISS THE PREMIERE OF FANTASY HIGH I WILL SOB

[apeiron-trolls]

the human struggle to post about my trolls or not post about them because i'm scared ppl knowing their lore would spoil my fanventure....

[piltover-sharpshooter]

People: There should be an ugly champion in league, riot is too obsessed with beauty. Riot: Teases an ugly dragon. People:

[iwxsxlloverher]

i get so pissed when i see evan with dark skin and white boy blond hair. the fuck do you mean ‘he’s tanned 🥺’ the bitch lives in england, there’s no sun to tan him here??

[threadrunner]

those incredibly online posts on Twitter about accurate panic attack representation being so important are so funny because you know it means they never watched the Sopranos 

[tennis-spawn]

I keep seeing people discussing brad's music taste and while all of those ideas are valid, we have to be realistic. This is a man who deals in hair and watches animals being hunted as self care, hes probably listening to "sounds from hell compilation 10hours"

[phoenixwwitch]

no why have i gotten like 3 corinthian edits on my tiktok fyp when morpheus is literally right there. if y’all find corinthian more attractive than the lord of dreams himself literally who are you

[ant-diary]

Cleaning a poly couples (the third doesn’t live with them) house in hopes that they teach me how to do bondage properly

[ice-palace-art]

IM CONVINCED SOME OF YALL DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY SPLAT ZONES

Fuckinnnnnn I'm an e-liter main I should NOT be consistently get the titles "#1 turf inker" AND "#1 zone inker" while ALSO getting the most splats!!!!

INK THE DAMN ZONE OR I WILL SHOVE THAT CLASH BLASTER DOWN YOUR THROAT

I love you guys <333