#this is not realistic but just take ridiculously oblivious dojima pls

[artekai]

It's supposed to be an Adaruki AU, but Adajimaruki in the superhero AU would honestly be so funny. Adachi and Takuto are secretly and separately two of the most powerful and scariest supervillains in the nation. Dojima is just a random cop. He has no idea, and both Adachi and Takuto want to keep it that way for different reasons.

I feel like Adachi and Takuto would find out each other's secret identities pretty early on, but Dojima would be none the wiser. Even after all of the superhero stuff has gone down, he still has no clue that the culprits he was looking for for years literally kissed him at his wedding. He only finds out twenty years later, long after Adachi and Takuto have retired, when Takuto makes an offhand comment about their supervillain gig over breakfast. Dojima spits his coffee and goes WHAT while Adachi just gives Takuto an annoyed look worth his supervillain title. And then Takuto smiles just so, SO awkwardly and goes "oh, did we, uhm, forget to mention that? oh haha that's awkward haha hah"