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#this is not sampo hate in the slightest
heartfullofscience · 15 days
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I get why people often headcanon sampo as very promiscuous like I get where they're coming from but personally I just think the man is absolutely rizzless. Idk I think it's a combination of the disproportionately negative attitude of pretty much everyone towards him and just his general way of talking. I just think he'd go up to someone and say some cheesy ass pickup line and they'd promptly kick him in the balls
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reotacchii · 1 year
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・─ pairing : Sampo Koski x F!reader
・─ synopsis : Beyond the snow, a man were covered. A girl came to bring forth warm for the man in snow.
・─ genre : Oneshots, just- fluff ig(?), and the reader probably a bit clingy (im touch deprived)
・─ a/n : This man is just something.. He's so likable then at another point he were so cowardy. Then our first encounter with him ingame just gave me motivation with that exact plot, this is why I write a fics of him-
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Under the seamless loop features the snows falling, you'll found a pile of snow. It's common for the snows to be stacked around, but not when those managed to look moving around and shaking even.
A bit of suspicion will come inside your head, you assuming there might be something under it. Much to your curiosity, you'll start a conversation with it — and ofcourse be alarmed if in anycase you might faces a random mob around.
Starting off by you knocked on the top of the pile and you let out your voice, "Hello? Someone in there?"
A reply soon come after, as the pile began to cracking up, a figure rising up and it'll soon revealing a man figure standing infront of you. The man would saw you infront of him, completely alerted that you are a stranger or perhaps a bypasser of his life at some point, but may as well a potential customer of his! New customer means new business partner, right? Who wouldn't take this chance anyway?
"I may likely to be embarrassed if I were found by a beauty on this state, eh-" he blurted out, showing his embarrassment by scratching the back of his head. You somehow find it goofy of this guy, which you'll reply to his previous saying with a chuckles. "You seem to be precious, then how about an introduction? I'm Sampo Koski. With me by your side, you've got a businessman, chaperon, and problem-solving conversationalist all in one! Care for a business with me, you..?"
"Oh! I'm Y/N, then it's good to meet you," you said with a smiles, it's rare to have an odd encounter this way, so you were amused and ofcourse you'll take this as a good sign, "And.. N-no.. I'm nothing of a rich, but putting the business matter aside, you seem really cold; and also shivering. I'll invite you as a guest to my house, follow me Sampo!". Without any further ado, you'll take one of his hand and invite you to his house.
Sampo wasn't expecting this from any strangers at all, but soon he'll go along with your doings and find your genuine kindness as a breathe of fresh air. If you were to know about him, he's a cunning guy full of trickery — making him the most hated guy on both Underworld and Overworld. Sampo get to used being treated not so highly, but when he's with you, he seems to be surprised by how caring you are.
There, how's your relationship with him began. Ever since the first encounter, Sampo would occasionally visited your house to warm himself or to eat your iconic soup (excluding the fact he think of your house as a safehouse from those Silvermane Guard). You'll always welcomed him, because to you, Sampo is very cheerful and you really love his bright energy that lit up the house. Your house never felt lonely ever since then and Sampo is very chatty that you can't get bored even at the slightest by his story.
A couple times of his visit, he would bring you some gifts. You are out of your finger to count of how much gifts he gave to you. Mostly are a silly thing such as card game, board game, or sometimes his handmade bomb (nothing dangerous definitely 💀), but there this day where you realize of your own feeling for him..
A usual knock on your house door would alarmed you to greet the person as soon as possible. It's easy to keep track of who's coming to your home because the barely visitors or guest on your house; so during this time, you'll soon know who's infront your door right now. Ofcourse none other than Sampo himself, the one you always await for and once you meet his gaze, you'll squeal in excitement followed by you goes straight to hug him.
The first time you were doing this would makes Sampo very unaware of himself, the lacks of physical contact he had in life only made him gets all embarrassed; especially the woman he grow a feelings with comes to doing it. Even till this day, he always let himself loose and defenseless just for you to hug him, he always find it very comforting when the warmth of your body comes to meet his.
"So.. What kind of gifts you bring todayyy? Star cards? Snowflakes charms? Or a storytells session!" you cooed happily, still not letting off from him.
"Hmm.. Always stay curious like the usual y/n do, eh? Waiting no longer, precious; the Sampo Koski comes up with a stash of war! However.." he said and slowing down his voice on the last exclamation, "You cannot open it yet — not before I leave this place first, bye Y/N!"
・─ extras : So like- when I mentioned a handmade bomb, I instantly thought that he would have a proud face when he about to gift it to you LOL. (YEAHH DRAWING CHIBI SAMPO JUST FOR YALL PRECIOUS READER 💕💕)
As you were blinked your eyes in one second, he disappeared. Like a ghost, he always disappear in any moment and mostly odd that he gone off very quickly than usual. He probably on a rush with his work today, you thought. You get to used it anyway.
So back to when you're inside and about to open the gift, you notice how well made the present are; judging from the outer appearance of the way he wrapped it, the little bow on top, similar to Christmas gift presents. You would say is the most good looking present ever, unlike the usual gifts you would get back then. The previous present from him are mostly straightforward and never been wrapped by anything, but this time he rather keep it.. Mysterious. As if you need to guess on something what might be inside, to keep you curious!
As soon as you opened it, it reveals a wooden box with a photo on top of it. A photo that appear with two person in it, you and Sampo — seems happy to be with eachother company. You wonder on who's taking this photo, isn't like both of you were captured in one picture? But then, you realize that the active pink-haired girl name March 7th is most likely to took that picture and give it to Sampo.
Next will be the wooden box that once you open it, it'll popping up a tiny dancer spinning in circle as a chirpy soft tunes began to playing. It's a musical box.
Listening to the musical box as you staring on the picture at the same time somehow made your heart feel so warm and fuzzy. You'll never realize how huge your smile is or how bright you can be, not until this picture. You also began to take a hint of Sampo appearance, he really are.. Attractive. His rather worried-like eyebrow and his deep emerald eyes gives off such a charm. The way his smiles formed, it always make you feel happy whenever you're looking at it.
You fell for him.
The next day, he'll visit you again. But this time, upon your realization of your own feelings, you dont want him to know about it. If he doesn't feel the same way, it might ruins your relationship with him and the most hurt part is that you'll be lonely again. You dont want to lose him..
But this exact reason also make you to distance yourself a bit from him. Sampo also began to realize how less of clingy you are, you seem to be down lately too.
"Y/n.. You know I care a lot about you, you are my precious friend and I will be here to listen to your problem. Is there anything that bother you?" Sampo began to broke off the silence.
"I-I.. Nothing, you don't need to worry about me! I'm perfectly fine, see?" you exclaimed as you chuckles, completely forced a tiny laugh.
Sampo took an initiative, he'll proceed to hold both of your hand; noticing the size differences of your hand with his make your heart beating so fast. Why would everything he does make your heart always beat so fast?! "Listen to me, I care a lot about you and.. How do I say this but, I don't want to lose you.. You're the only one who understands me" the way he formed his helpless look, you cannot help but to soften at him.
His hands are so warm, you really wish thing could stay longer. Maybe this is the right time to confess.. But in truth, nothing called a right time without an action, you must do it now!
"Sampo, I cannot think both of us as friends anymore," you exclaimed with a serious look on your face.
Somehow, those words feel like a stung to his heart, it crack his heart a bit.. As if he feel like about to cry, but he can't. He's way too surprised and speechless to say anything.
"I-I.. I really really like you — no, I love you!" you said quickly then proceed to hide your face in embarrassment. There, you finally confess in the most straightforward yet barely romantic at all (like how rizz-less the author is). "I'm sorry, if you dont feel the same way, you can tell-"
A hand would pull both of your hands away from your face, you can't even stare at his face anymore but he would raise your chin to looking up at him. Sampo took the opportunity to give you a quick yet very sweet kiss on your lip. "Y/n.. I, Sampo Koski, also declared that I fell for you so hard ever since the day I laid my eyes on you, I love you and i'm truly happy you feel the same way as I did"
You teared up a bit, you are more than happy to have him as the love of your life. As you both exchanging hugs and a couple of pat on the head, both of you would giggling and smiling like an idiot. Followed with you says,
"You always full tons of surprises"
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wildfires-butterfly · 3 months
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INFORMATION
"Hey, I'm Seele. I'm a member of Wildfire down here in the Underworld. Wanna help me forge a future for the people?"
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Rules.
-Nothing NSFW. Mod is a minor. Blood, guts and gore is allowed if you ask.
-Hate and Discrimination is not allowed in the slightest.
-Want to ship something? Ask beforehand. (I will say that I don't do OCs, personal preference, sorry.) This doesn't mean I don't want OC asks, and is just limiting them to being platonic.
-mod lives in EST but has a shit sleep schedule. Be patient with response times Harrassing mod for responses will result in your asks being ignored.
-YOU CAN JOIN THREADS WITHOUT ASKING. PLEASE DO IT. I LOVE TALKING N MEETING NEW PEOPLE AIDHDJ
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Tags
- Fighting Champ - Luka
- Gay Ass Scammer - Sampo
- Bronya <3 - Bronya
- Wildfire's Best - Natasha AND/OR Oleg
- Silvermane Guards - anything to do with the guards
- The Division - Underworld stuff.
- Moddie - Mod
More may be added later
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Headcanons
more may be added later
- She's been 'obsessed' with butterflies since she was a kid. (She read ONE book on them at the Clinic or Orphanage and hasn't let go since.)
- Natasha is her pseudo parent. Luka and Sampo are like her brothers.
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ask-captain-gepard · 6 months
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INFORMATION
"My name is Gepard Landau, I'm a captain of the Silvermane Guards. If you discover anything suspicious in the city, you can always report it to me."
Rules.
-Nothing NSFW. Mod is a minor. Blood, guts and gore is allowed if you ask.
-Hate and Discrimination is not allowed in the slightest.
-Want to ship something? Ask beforehand. (I will say that I don't do OCs, personal preference, sorry.) This doesn't mean I don't want OC asks, and is just limiting them to being platonic.
-mod lives in EST but has a shit sleep schedule. Be patient with response times. Harrassing mod for responses will result in your asks being ignored.
-YOU CAN JOIN THREADS WITHOUT ASKING. PLEASE DO IT. I LOVE TALKING N MEETING NEW PEOPLE AIDHDJ
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Tags
- Sis and Lynxy. (Stuff referring to Lynx and Serval.)
- Lady Bronya (obvious.)
-That Cunning Thief (sampo koski in general.)
-That cunting thief. (specifically @silly-sampo . im tired of putting both tags akbdidiek)
- Under my Protection. (Belobog, duh.)
- Silvermane Guards (The guards, also duh.)
- Trailblazers. (The Nameless.)
- Who? (Other factions.)
- Gepard Answers (Asks.)
- Falling through Hoyoverse (genshin impact crossovers.)
- moddie (mod. duh. ooc stuff.)
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Headcanons that will be used.
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- His Gauntlet is a Prosthetic
- He will lay on top of you depending on who you are. The cat genes are there. (Gepard, Leopard.)
- When he's nervous, he'll touch his amputation scar, or the connection of his prosthetic to his nub.
- In most situations he'll look to Bronya for guidance when she's there, trusting her judgement before his own.
- He savors every meal like it's his last, because it's true. [He is well aware he can die at any time.]
- He's what I call a 'baby gay'. He's only just realized he's gay, and he doesn't know/understand much about being gay.
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my hsr accounts
this one
@ask-serval-landau
@blades-and-spiderlillies
@wildfires-butterfly
@guide-firefly
More may be added later
@dr-golden-ratio
@best-space-pup
@stellarons-vessel (caelus)
masterpost made by one of my pals is right here
(This should've gone up when I made the account in October. Sorry.)
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theprinceandthewitch · 7 months
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I love how everything Sampo says is complete bullshit - literally nothing that comes out of his mouth is sincere in the slightest. He puts on the air of a bumbling idiot but he's clearly orchestrating events behind the scenes.
Also Im going to be forever haunted by his "The Deeper the Love the Deeper the Hate" Eidolon. Like what does that mean.... you cant do this to me... because I'm gonna assume he's talking about the MC until proven otherwise.
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ask-serval-landau · 4 months
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Information
"The name's Serval Landau, I'm a Belobog mechanic. Of course, that's really just what I do on the side — rock 'n' roll is my main occupation."
rules
-Nothing NSFW. Mod is a minor. Blood, guts and gore is allowed if you ask.
-Hate and Discrimination is not allowed in the slightest.
-Want to ship something? Ask beforehand. (I will say that I don't do OCs, personal preference, sorry.) This doesn't mean I don't want OC asks, and is just limiting them to being platonic.
-Be patient with response times. Harrassing mod for responses will result in your asks being ignored
-mod like. rarely uses/pays attention to serval. i love her sm though. I'll try my best to characterize her properly, though.
<yes i also run the gepard acc>
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Tags
geppie and lynxy - landau siblings.
... Her - Cocolia
rock on! - asks/answers
-future inlaw!! - sampo.
Moddie. - mod stuff
(more to be added. idk what else ta do.)
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Headcanons
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-She learned piano and other more 'respectable' instruments before guitar, under her parents.
//More may be added in the future\\
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milksnake-tea · 9 months
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━━ fall away with me.
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❀ ˎˊ- prompt: falling asleep on their shoulder. ❀ ˎˊ- characters: jing yuan, blade, dan heng, luocha, sampo, gepard, nanook, yaoshi, lan ❀ ˎˊ- warnings: none ❀ ˎˊ- a/n: i've never written so many characters in a single post before,,, tiss the life of a hsr writer 😭😭 anywho! wrote this so i wouldn't go insane writing my current fic, hope yall enjoy! this trope makes me go crazy rarara
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Jing Yuan smiles when he feels you dozing off against him. He wishes he could tend to you earlier, but unfortunately, his duty comes first. The piles of papers won't go away on their own.
But his heavy armor surely wasn't the best pillow for your head. As gentle as possible, he guides your head towards his lap, beckoning for Qingzu to bring over a blanket to drape over you.
As he works, he finds himself absently petting your head, threading your hair between his fingers. It's in moments in these that he looks down at you so fondly, so grateful for your patience. It wasn't easy being the lover of such a busy general.
He'd be sure to make it up to you once you awoke. For now, he needed to get these papers done.
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Blade glares at Kafka when he catches her snickering at him. Of course, this doesn't deter the woman, but Blade has long given up trying to get her to do anything.
His arm wrapped around you is steady, securely holding you in place as he stares off into space. Your body is warm against his skin, starkly contrasting his colder skin. He can feel you breathing, your heart beating steadily.
It warms him inside, knowing that you trust him so much as to be that vulnerable with him. It tugs at his lips, allowing for the slightest of smiles to slip by before he's back to normal.
When you awaken, his shoulder is definitely numb, and his arm asleep. But he doesn't mind. As long as you are happy, that is enough for him.
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Dan Heng stiffens into a statue the moment your head falls onto him. As a soft pink dusts his face, Dan Heng is determined not to move an inch. He's even stopped turning the pages in his book, as if it would rouse you from your slumber.
It takes him a good fifteen minutes before Dan Heng gets used to it. Once he does, he can act as though nothing had happened. He's only embarrassed when he sees the other Express crew walking by you two, him giving a look to March and the Trailblazer in particular.
Eventually, he'll have to get up to tend to the Archives, documenting whatever the Express had encountered this time. But he makes sure to bundle you up first, carrying you to his mattress and tucking you in.
And if no one's watching, perhaps he'll press a soft kiss to your forehead.
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Luocha can only sigh knowingly when you doze off in the middle of the train. It's been a tiring day of traveling, with the two of you having to run across the planet to meet with all of the customers. Not to mention, many of them weren't exactly the most agreeable.
He'd love to close his eyes and sleep alongside you, but a traveling merchant doesn't have those luxuries. He may just be paranoid, but he'd hate to wake up to find all his possessions gone. So he stays awake, tiredly watching the screens as you near your stop.
But by the time you do reach your stop, Luocha doesn't have the heart to wake you up anymore. You look so peaceful, so at ease when you're asleep. So he sucks it up, picks up his coffin, and throws you over his shoulder. It might've not been the most dignified way of carrying you, but he only had one arm.
So when you wake up the next day in your hotel room, don't be surprised if Luocha wants to stay in bed for just a few more minutes. He definitely deserves it after that whole ordeal.
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The fucker doesn't even notice. Sampo's probably typing away on his phone, tricking another poor, innocent soul into trading their life's expense away to him. Engrossed in his dealings, he jumps from his seat the moment he lands a deal, unknowingly causing your demise.
Your head hits the bench with a loud thud. You're instantly awake, and incredibly grouchy. Sampo flinches, guilt wracking him as he realizes what had happened. He's immediately at your side, whispering out apologies, wiping away any tears and cradling where your head had hurt.
And then his phone dings and he's off to scam someone again.
Don't worry - he'll make it up to you one way or another. But he's still sleeping on the couch tonight.
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Gepard falls with you. Of course, this happens when he's off-duty, when he's not having to keep his guard up. You're probably in your shared home, watching a movie, reading, or just talking to one another.
Once you start sleeping, Gepard's instincts come in and he's sleepy too. He lays his head on top of yours, and he's out like a light. The two of you stay like that for a long time, bundled in blankets and basking in each other's presence. Gepard may shift a bit in his sleep to make things more comfortable, but overall, your position barely changes.
You'll actually have to be the one to wake up in the middle of the night, and figure out how you're going to lug a giant like Gepard back to your bedroom. But you're quite honestly too tired for that, so in the end, you choose to shut off the TV, turn off the lights, and cuddle Gepard on the couch.
Safe to say, it was one of the most comfortable sleeps you've ever had.
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Nanook continues with business as per usual, only quieter this time. They're a thousand times larger than you, so you can just rest easy in the crook of their neck. Be careful, though, you don't want to touch the molten gold that flows from the cracks in their skin.
As they speak their orders to their underlings, their voice is always in an uncharacteristic whisper. If anyone dares to speak louder than Nanook, they can say goodbye to their way of life, because Nanook is perfectly willing to decimate anyone who is loud enough to wake you up (talk to them about this later, they need to work on their trigger-happy tendencies).
But when they aren't busy destroying worlds, they'll watch you sleep in the palm of their hands. Nanook, as an Aeon, doesn't need to sleep to function. So they'll watch you in this moment of vulnerability with the faintest bit of curiosity. You're so small compared to them, so much so that they could just crush you with their fingers.
Perhaps why they've found themselves enamored with you. Because despite how dangerous they are, you choose to stay besides them, choose to trust them.
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Yaoshi has to physically stop themself from squealing out loud. You're just so cute, so endearing. They want to just pick you up in their arms and squeeze you. But they won't, because this is already a rare treat for them.
As you slumber, Yaoshi decides on giving you a little gift for when you wake up. They decorate you with crowns of flowers, vines, and leaves, while their other arms hold you tightly against them.
Sometimes, they'll get an extra energy surge, and start kissing you all over your face. This may wake you up, but even so, all Yaoshi says is a "good morning, love", before returning to their snuggles.
Yaoshi just simply has a lot of love in their heart, so much so that they can't possibly keep it all down. They can certainly try to keep it down for the few moments of your rest, but eventually, it'll build up and they'll need to let it all out again.
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Lan is outright dumbfounded. They're a energetic creature, always running off the moment they see any abomination of the Abundance. They never sit still for too long, never leaving any inch of the galaxy untouched by their hooves.
So when you, a little mortal that happened to curry their favor, become too tired and decide to rest on the Aeon, they don't really know what to do. They want to bound away towards another battlefield, but they don't want to interrupt you.
So they're just kind of... standing there, impatiently tapping their foot as they wait for you to get your beauty rest. It's times like these that Lan is grateful that they perceive time differently than you do, for what was a few hours for you was only a few minutes for them (but damn, were those the longest minutes of their existence).
The second you're awake, Lan is relieved. It's not like they don't want you to get whatever rest you need, they're just worried that Yaoshi is raising the apocalypse in their absence. If you really needed it, Lan could always put you in a pocket dimension, where you're free to sleep for as long as you like.
When you ask them as to why they didn't just do that the second you fell asleep, Lan quickly changes the subject, already readying themselves to ride towards the next destination.
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