#this is so v sweet bestie

[fleuraimer]

your smut is literally mind blowing, like hello??

hey 🧍🏽‍♀️

[vampcaprisun]

a collection of random headcanons about wyll and zeph (my durge who’s romancing him):

wyll is the main party’s resident guidance-giver (thank you pact of the tome). when zeph wants to ask for it, he just reaches a hand over for wyll to take and wyll casts the spell as he takes it. zeph always makes sure to wyll’s hand a little thank you squeeze when he feels the magic hit. once they’re in a relationship, zeph reaching for wyll’s hand just to hold it often leads to wyll casting an unnecessary guidance out of habit, and the little bursts of accidental magic inevitably make both of them blush.

the two of them are very protective of each other in battle. if they’re both in melee, they almost always fight back to back. even if they’re not next to each other, they always watch each other’s backs with a crossbow bolt or eldritch blast ready for the second they notice that the other might be getting overwhelmed by enemies. zeph tends to be more obviously self-sacrificing about it, and wyll gives him a fair number of stern talks about it, but he’s noticed the darker sides of wyll’s hero act too and will gladly prove when necessary that he can give an earful just as well as wyll can.

zeph is much bigger than wyll and takes every possible opportunity to pick him up. it’s not uncommon to see wyll sitting up on zeph’s shoulders while both of them cheer after a successful fight. astarion declares this formation “the blade of frontiers and his noble steed”, and seeing the two of them approaching like that is often the first way everyone back at camp knows the day went well. karlach never complains about carrying wyll’s things so he isn’t too heavy for zeph to carry that far.

after wyll is transformed, zeph and karlach team up to teach wyll horns 101 — how to take care of them, comfortably sleep with them, and so on. (zeph happily gives him lessons on how to cuddle without them getting in the way.) they also like to take turns decorating them for him, usually with flowers they find growing wherever they are at the time and any makeup or paints they can get their hands on. they’re determined to show him that he doesn’t need to be ashamed of his new form.

in waukeen’s rest, the second wyll says that the person they’re trying to save is his dad, zeph breaks through the door and races in alongside the flaming fist. that’s when wyll first starts to realize he’s falling for zeph — when he watches zeph run straight into a burning building without a second thought, blowing right past a door that four other people working together hadn’t been able to budge, just because he heard someone inside was important to wyll.

late into the night of the tiefling party, when things are winding down, zeph realizes that wyll still hasn’t come back to his tent so he goes to check on him and finds him asleep by the water. instead of waking him up, zeph just picks him up, carries him over to his bedroll, and basically tucks him in. wyll does wake up enough from the motion to notice what’s happening, but he pretends to be asleep still because it’s cute and he doesn’t want zeph to stop. he would never admit that he enjoyed something like that, but when no one knows he’s aware of it and he can pretend he had no idea it was even happening (and he’s half-asleep enough to not care so much about that anyway)? he’s not above indulging in that comfort for a little while.

[elfcollector]

I'm sorry.  I wish I knew a better way, something that would be easier for you.  Just know that...whatever path you choose, I won't think any less of you.  Sometimes things just have to be done.  I know that better than anybody. I’d never do anything that could hurt you.

[kanos]

We were going to be somebody - be in the big leagues - but better than that? we were going to be together...

[sparklingchim]

pls give us updates on barcelona boy 🥰 i’m rooting for y’all and hope everything goes wells💓💓

bestiiee we had a beach date and then we went to the arcade and he won me a plushie 🥺🥺

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Also another thought i have is that ill probably forever just think of Sebastian as my gay/asexual bff and no one can change my mind about it

I feel like I'm conflicted because I understand and can see his appeal, though I personally relate to the idea that it would be more likely for me to be his bff than necessarily coupled with him. I feel like we just have too much of the same disaster gay reckless energy [+ feelings???? what are those?????] to ever see each other that way.

That being said. I gotta give credit where it's due, some of his CGs POP TF OFF--like god DAMN he might not be mine but I am looking respectfully. Wish I had a fraction of his drip fr

Imma put a screenie of his latest Bday Story CG under the cut because it was legit gorgeous, just in case anybody wants to see it:

[aro-aizawa]

me, downloading the mobile miku game on a whim: hm this’ll look like a fun little idle game to play

35+ hours later: i have made a mistake

[27-royal-teas]

I’ve figured out the meaning of life it’s Go To Concerts Make Friends Eat A Lot Of Good Food And Have Fun. and also Kiss Girls

[milflewis]

lewis+nico + "dont tell me, you-" "yeah i fucked him" (+whoever)

“No! No way, don’t tell me, you —“

Lewis rolls his eyes, leaning back in his chair, legs falling open. Nico’s stare does not move from Lewis’s face and he grins. “Yeah, I fucked him. I don’t see the big deal, I told you I would.”

“You what?” Valtteri is looking at him, eyebrows raised, shirt tight across his shoulders. Lewis eyes the blush along the tops of his cheeks for a moment, watching as it deepens even though Valtteri doesn’t look away.

“It’s easier this way,” Lewis says. “Give him a heads up so he doesn’t try to catch us when we’re actually balls deep in each other.”

Toto makes a sound like someone just stepped on his tail, Bono patting his hand while biting his cheek, mouth pressed into a line, trying not to smile. Lewis winks at him.

“Pierre still hasn’t fully recovered from that, god bless.” Lewis reaches over, folding his fingers around Valtteri, something in his chest shivering and warm and quiet when Valtteri turns his hand without hesitation, holding Lewis right back. “I wouldn’t wish that on you.”

Valtteri grins wryly at him, “And people try to see romance is dead.”

[oh-meow-swirls]

funny to me how 3's most emotional moment is probably in the springdale tour quest on hailey's side. of all quests. 3's great-

[yuukimiyas]

happy thurs lovies! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ꒱ა we’re only a hop, skip & a jump away to the wknd!! so so close!! sobs today is one of my fave coworkers last days ໒꒰ྀི ∩´﹏`∩ ꒱ྀིა i’m gonna miss her sm!! but she has an amazin opportunity & i can’t wait to see what she does next!! ☆૮꒰ˊᗜˋ* ꒱ა comin to each & everyone of you to plant a lil smooch on your cheek!! mwah!!

[portokali]

bestie gi @pinknoisemp3 tagged me to share my 9 albums of 2022!!! ty that was v fun to do and think abt!!!

criteria for being a nica album of the year were: °albums i listened to front to back a lot, not just albums where i loved a couple individual songs, °albums that actually set the vibe and made me think of a lot, °albums i liked (ofc), °albums that i either discovered or came out this year OR if they're old favorites, °albums that were particularly relevant, and °albums that were somehow in pace w my character development

here we have: jubilee by japanese breakfast, laurel hell by mitski, ANIME by foivos delivorias, be the cowboy by mitski, μια πέτρα σαν σπίτι by sophie lies, a liquid breakfast by audrey nuna, metro by lex, surf by blackstarkids and red hearse by red hearse

tagging besties @catboyparrish @catboykacchan @catboypranparakulisaro @catboyhammerandsickle @transcatboymegumi @byrons @matchas @stuckwith-harry @quillsand @soupbi @diarygirls and everyone else who wants 2 do it.. ily i hope everyone enjoys the music they listen to as much as i do if not more its my genuine hope for humanity

[dutybcrne]

Kaeya would absolutely be MORTIFIED to need to have his ass saved by most anybody, but if that someone happens to be Diluc, you can BET he will be making the smuggest, most shit-eating grin directly at who or whatever’s been giving him trouble, no matter how bad he’s wounded/needed the help.

[thecolorsfucked]

*texts my roommate/bestie about how my other roommate/recent acquaintance just told me one of his kinks unprompted*

*checks 15x if i sent it to the groupchat*

[duskythesomething]

this year i'm putting together actually cute Valentines instead of throwing a bunch of lovey shit together haphazardly

[twowink]

thinkin abt yumenosaki mmj au again