Magnai is the king of romantic pillow talk and reassurance btw
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WENDY: im a lesbian im going to the gravity falls pride parade later
[CAMERA FOCUSES ON BACKGROUND WHERE DIPPER IS PEEKING THROUGH THE DOORWAY INTO THE GIFTSHOP]
DIPPER TO MABEL: mabel mabel did you hear that? wendy said shes a "lesbian"! maybe if i become a lesbian ill have a chance with wendy! i might be able to find something about this in the journal
MABEL: Dipper come on you dont have a chance with wendy and also i dont think you know what a lesbian is. (slaps progress pride flag sticker on Waddles's face and he oinks)
DIPPER: shut up jesser i found something! the author talks about a secret boon found in an ancient witches cottage turned him into the beautiful "butch lesbian" he always wanted to be. all i need to do to get with wendy is find this boon! mabel lets go!
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SOOS: (wandering into a crowded part of town) woah where am i theres so many acceptably-clothed-but-nearly-naked people here
BACKGROUND FEMME LESBIAN: (emerges from crowd) wowie a hot butch! come here handsome!
SOOS: woah ladies, one at a time! [HARDCUT TO FACE] hark! my optimized aura is irresistible to women. (holding up carabiner with a shti ton of keys hooked on it) maybe spending my paycheck on this fancy carabiner was a good idea! (he is dogpiled by hot scantily clad dykes)
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hiiii rozu hiiiii i've been browsing your painted/distorted illusions tag (its one of my fav aus rn i am so normal abt it btw) and had a random thought so i drew it. what do you think?
RRAAAAAAHHHHGGD ITS HIM!!! ITS ARM EYES TOMMYYY!! AAHGDGD IM SO NORAML ABOUT THISSS
My poor boy, he’d feel so bad about making the flowers die noo :((
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