I used GPT-3 to come up with some novelty sock concepts.
GPT-3 Ada (2020):
“Cruxx” Slurpees with a fish in an orange
“Fängche” with french fries on top of a pocket-full of ice cream
A shirt made out of a jello stick – it looks like a hamburger, but it’s not.
“A halved grapefruit!” with lollipops
Some kind of replica of The Lord of the Rings party balloon, with rainbow balls, pink hoses, and blood in tributes to the Great Hair String of Friendship
Over a million memory sticks made from stars
“Shocking in the head!” more brightly colored balloons
In my original prompt format I used quotes for text that was actually written on the sock, which means that Ada's lollipops sock has the words "a halved grapefruit" written on it. And the jello stick hamburger item is not a shirt, but a sock with a picture of the shirt on it. Unless Ada has completely lost the plot and is not even generating socks anymore, which frankly is likely.
Babbage is the next-largest GPT-3 model from 2020, and it is doing better at being socks, although many of its socks seem very tricky to illustrate.
GPT-3 Babbage (2020):
Robots posing with some butter
“Ink!” cats with pink blotches
Violins and Prawns
“Santa it is” with polar bears and elves in a sleigh
“Dreamy ghosts” ghosts with binoculars
“Rainbow Rap!” hot air balloons and boing! boing!
A twin-headed dragon jumps through a trap door
A potato upside down with superpowers
A day going on but no moon just like a horror movie
Slightly more coherent are the socks from the next-largest GPT-3 model, Curie.
GPT-3 Curie (2020)
The Statue of Liberty with a 3-sided pancake.
Orca whale jumping through a ring of socks.
Octopus holding lemons
“Turtle is Delighted” turtle with a backpack
A stampede with bulls and zebras
Pumpkin patch with cutouts of squirrels having a picnic
“Make a toast to the kachunkers” with a bear holding a glass of tomato juice
Grinning neutrinos with dirty fingers
“As above, so below” with cats on the moon
A lion eating a Space Shuttle
Hamsters skating down a rainbow
GPT-3 DaVinci (2020):
Massive group of goats wearing party hats
Unicorn riding a rainbow
Flying hedgehog
Robotic bulldog
Ninjas and kittens
“Lmao!” a flatulent dog with a mustache
Googly eyed donuts wrapped in bacon
A set of eyes wearing suspenders and monocle
“Come on in! The water’s liquid!” – grumpy cat in red bathing suit
“I can Haz!” a sitting Trojan Horse
“Bark like doggone it!” dancing dogs on black background
Note that as the models get bigger, GPT-3's socks start becoming more conventionally "trendy", like a lolrandom site from 10 years ago. Technically that's what it's going for - it's trained to reproduce the websites from its training data.
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Hello, hope ur doing well. If it's not a problem I'd like to request kazuha x fem reader who is insecure of her body, especially her flat chest and thinking she's not beautiful and womanly enough she doesn't feel worthy of him. And maybe how he comforts her about this. Feel free to ignore this. Thank u in advance.
I’m totally open to this idea, and thank you for the ask!!! Kazuha is so soft✨ I hope you enjoy the fic as much as I did writing it!
[F/N] tugged at her hair anxiously, her gaze drifting to Kazuha.
He was playing a song for the rest of the crew.
It was the Cruxx Fleet’s music night.
Kazuha almost always held the spotlight on such nights…
Red eyes met [e/c] hues, and his lips quirked up into a small smile, as his gaze fell on her.
[F/N] returned the smile, averting her gaze with pink tinged cheeks. Sometimes—
Sometimes she wondered why Kazuha stuck with her of all people…
She especially wondered on nights like these.
He had such a gift, so surely—
Surely he could do better than her?
She wasn’t exceptionally pretty or gifted, not like some of the other girls she’d seen try to catch Kazuha’s eye..
So why her?
She loved having him by her side, but sometimes…It just felt as though she was holding him back…
Kazuha was the type that deserved to stand in the spotlight.
Her being there—
She’d only end up casting a shadow over him, being as plain as she wa—
Kazuha’s face was suddenly in front of her’s, breaking her train of thought.
“The air around you shifted, love. You’re not doubting yourself again, are you?”
[F/N]’s eyes widened and she bit the inside of her cheek, averting her gaze.
“You should finish your song, Kazuha… Don’t let me distract you…”
She grumbled, guilt pooling up in her gut.
Kazuha frowned, shaking his head with a soft sigh.
“I see. It seems as though you were so lost in thought, you didn’t hear the rest of my song.”
The guilt increased at that, and [F/N] wilted,,before a light laugh drew her attention.
She glanced at Kazuha, her brows slightly furrowed.
He offered her a smile, before fondly brushing the hair from her face.
“It’s fine. I was only jesting, dearest. I’ve played that song more times than I can count. Now, tell me… What troubles are in that pretty head of yours?”
[F/N]’s cheeks burned at the compliment, before she sighed.
“That’s exactly it, Kazuha. I’m not that pretty… Hardly so, compared to some of the other women that like you… I’m scrawny and boyish, no boobs, hardly any curves, no womanly charm, and you…You’re such a star. I’m just… I feel like I’m holding you back. You’re a free spirit, right? Aren’t I just a shackle… in that sense?”
She murmured, fighting back the urge to cry.
There was no reason to be crying!
She was being stupid— This was all so dumb. Why’d she have to bother Kazuha with this? After his performance too—!
Kazuha’s hand cupped her cheek, and his voice came out softly, as he spoke.
“Look at me, love.”
[F/N]’s gaze trailed to his, and she took in the warmth of his smile.
“You’re the one I love, not them, and it does not matter to me how pretty they are, as they are not you. You’re the only one I have eyes for, [F/N]. You’re smart, funny, clumsy at times, and while you struggle, you also overcome. You’ll never be a shackle to me, either. You’re a home, [F/N]. You’re someone I can come back to, and someone I want to come back to. As for womanly charm, I think you’re gorgeous. You don’t need bust to be considered beautiful or womanly, if anyone tells you otherwise they’re selling something. There are cons to being busty as well, such as back problems and—“
[F/N] burst out laughing, pressing their forehead up against Kazuha’s.
“Pffft—! Thank you, Kazuha! Don’t let the Captain hear you say that— Heheheh! That’s—! Back problems… Where’d you even—! Pfft… Where’d you hear that?”
Kazuha’s answering smile was mischievous, and he pressed a quick kiss to [F/N]’s cheek, before whispering his answer.
“As it so happens, the Captain talks about a variety of different subjects when tipsy.“
[F/N] laughed loudly at that, clutching her side as tears stung her eyes.
“Oh my archons… You’re kidding? You’re kidding, right? You’re just teasing me… Pfft…”
Kazuha tilted his head, his eyes sparkling mischievously.
“You could always ask the Captain and find out, hm?”
[F/N] snorted, shaking her head.
“As if!!! You’re so silly, Kazuha. I love you, you know?” She murmured softly, her cheeks tinged pink.
Kazuha smiled at that, before pulling into a gentle embrace.
“I know, [F/N]. I love you, as well, so very much. There is nothing about you that I don’t adore. Your tendency to fret at times, for one, can be rather endearing. Although, I hope this helped to alleviate some of those more troublesome thoughts.”
[F/N] nodded, pressing her face into Kazuha’s chest with a small smile.
“Mhm… I’m not worrying right now..”
Kazuha hummed softly, running a hand through her hair, a small smile on his face.
“That’s good. If you could do me a favor and find me when you are, so that I can remind you how great you are.”
[F/N] grinned, laughing at his words.
“You’re so silly, Kazuha… I’ll take you up on that.”
Kazuha chuckled, pressing his lips to her forehead.
“I’d hoped you’d say that, Love. Silly as I am, I can’t seem to get enough of your company. You see, I’m a fool for you.”
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Here we go again~! Part II ~!!!! (● ˃̶͈̀~˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾
HU TAO
About [F/N] ( Open Minded) : Aiya?? [F/N]?? Of course, I know [F/N]~! They’re an adventurer!!! They’re one of the few that bought my discount coupons ~! They said if they died on one of their adventures, they were in my capable hands~! Hehe~! If only others were as open minded, as they are. Truly, adventuring is a dangerous business! In all honesty [F/N]’s really brave! I mean, they risk being my customer every day, after all!!! Oho? Too morbid for you? Boo. You’re boring.
About [F/N] ( Writing) : Ahhh~! To be allowed to read their lyrics~! I still can’t believe they didn’t tell me that they wrote! I had to hear it from Xinyan, and she didn’t even mean to let it slip. We were just discussing her new song and pow!!! Hehehe. Still, they get soooo flustered! [F/N]’s always been really hard to tease, but now I have a secret weapon ~! They’re super shy about their talents~! Now, now~! This is my secret weapon, mkay? I’m trusting you with it, so you’ll have to take it with you to the grave…
YANFEI
About [F/N] : Oh!!! I’ve heard of them!!! They’re really hard working!!! They’re an adventurer, right??? You should give them my card! If they run into any trouble, I’m sure I can sort things out for them! Besides, I’ve been wanting a chance to meet them for agessss!!! Well, yes! I’ve heard very good things!!!
YELAN
About [F/N] ( Impressions) : Huh? You’re curious about them? They don’t strike me as the sort to get into any trouble, though they can be a bit too trusting at times. That’s reckless and I’ve told them as much before. Still, it’s undeniable that they’re competent in taking care of themselves. Otherwise, I’d be a little more insistent that they watch their back.
About [F/N] (Work) : We’ve worked together a few times in the past. Ningguang needed an extra hand, and the Adventurer’s Guild is convenient. They’re surprisingly good at martial arts, as kind as they are, I’d originally thought they’d be a bit softer. Goes to show, you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.
KEQING
About [F/N] : Ah, the adventurer. I met them once when we were both in the wilderness. I showed them how I made my electro lanterns, and in turn they gave me their recipe for a disinfecting salve. They’re well versed in exploration and seemingly competent. Very straightforward, as well, if not a bit… Hm… Soft?
NINGGUANG
About [F/N] ( Deadlines ) : Ah? The adventurer? They’re very good at what they do. I’ve commissioned them specifically, several times. Whether it be retrieving my investments from treasure hoarders, or picking up a simple package, they’ve never failed to meet a deadline. Their work is excellent, which is not something I would say lightly.
About [F/N] ( Personality ) : Not only are they a good worker, but they’re charismatic as well. Perhaps, it’s their artistic nature, but that silver tongue of theirs is often put to good use. They have a knack for smoothing out conflicts. I’ve heard others say that [F/N] is soft, I disagree: they’re sharp enough to know when to act a certain way. They’re a good person to have on your side, if you’re in need of assistance.
GANYU
About [F/N] : I’ve seen them a few times running errands for Lady Ningguang. I feel for them, as they’re often as busy as I am. Still, I cannot deny that they’re a good worker! I haven’t heard anyone say a single negative thing about them, regarding their work. Their personality? Well, I can’t say for sure, but I’ve heard that they’re actually rather cunning…
BEIDOU
About [F/N] : [F/N]? That Adventurer? I don’t know them very well, though I believe they’re friends with Kazuha. They helped him load some stuff on the Cruxx once, in exchange for learning that leaf whistling trick that he does. Weird trade off, in my opinion, but whatever floats their boat. Kazuha’s a good judge of character, and I’ve heard good things from Ningguang, so they’re cool in my books.
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