#this isnt hate btw i dont hate the ship in the slightest

[stinkykittypet]

I have never felt so snoorrrrreeee about a ship than I have huskerdust which is odd because it has all the makings of a ship I should like and I'm unwell about both characters involved

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SG1

Season 4 episode 1

"SMALL VICTORIES"

Notes by me

- PREVIOUSLY - replicators are the enemy of the asgard (they are just robot bugs), sg1 thwarted their plan to invade earth by blowing shit up as usual, they took my stargate and blew that up too!!! Can you believe??? r00d, one of them lived also!!!, and Daniel is at the sgc wondering why he even works here

- a submarine....giving me more primeval vibes

- Oh Russians??? Comrade

- this would be alot better if the subtitles worked. "Speaking russian" that doesnt help me

- the theme sequence has not changed in the slightest in 4 seasons

- Oh daniels hip scar????? 👀

- did micheal shanks actually get his appendix removed?

- Daniel running into people while still recovering from surgery "sorry!....ow"

- WELCOME HOME MY KIDS!!!

- they were out there, lost, for weeks and tealc thought it was an ideal time to grow a goatee

- also ????? Sam's hair?????? Excuse me ma'am you could not get any hotter

- "permission to shower, granted. In fact I insist on it, colonel." HAMMOND SAID YOU STINKY

- sg1 bringing their putrid fumes back to work

- Jack still wants Sam to go fishing with him 💜💜

- the way Jack pronounces deja vu is EXTREMELY uncomfortable

- blowing up the reps is not an option these things cant be killed

- THOR 👽

- "you say you need someone dumber than you are?" Aldbsjd who writes this show

- "I dont know carter you might not be dumb enough" point

- the asgard can activate the gate without dialing!! SO COOL

- thors got some cheeks on him 🍑

- thors city is HUGE it looks like courausant

- the asgard naming the ship The O'Niell

- thor: if you cant help us we will all die

Sam: O.O

- I LOVE this submarine set

- Daniel watching from the sgc post . my poor boy has to stay on the side lines :(

- the replicators were like you know what kind of upgrade I need??? A new color

- the noise they make is making my brain hurt

- OKAY GIANT ROBOT BUG POOPING OUT SMALLER ROBOT BUGS

- a queen???? Arent they robots???? Why do they need a queen when they all can replicate????????

- submarines are NOT this roomy I am speaking from experience

- sam asking thor if two pieces of the reps can replicate on their own while simultaneously trying to avoid telling him that she kept two pieces of the reps

- btw who invented these things???? Did they already say I dont remember

- thor sharing his favorite food with Sam and she spits it out. Never a more awkward moment

- ok so the reps eat their surrounding and then BECOME what they eat?

- the mother bug is from the asgard ship

- "could we not create a diversion?" See this is why tealc should always make the plans!!!

- meanwhile Sam is just stating facts about the reps and thor is just silently asking himself why he asked them for help

- Daniel so worried about tealc and Jack 💞💞💞💞

- ok thor you wanted a dumb idea and now you dont want to risk it???? Make up your damn mind

- "its a really stupid idea but isnt that why im here?" EXACTLY

- Jack taking his helmet off to tell Daniel to blow up the sub :( "Daniel please!"

- why is Jack always willing to sacrifice himself i hate it here!!!

- when sams plans work I fall a little more in love with her

- "it was your stupid idea, major carter" AJEJEISNDNRJRRNSKS 💗💗💗

- daniels face when he says "ok...ok"

- BEAMED!

- "the-the-the-the-the!!.........THE!! THEIR OK!!"

Daniel sit down before you hurt yourself

- "NOW THATS TIMING!"

- sam telling Jack about his ship and then immediately having to say she blew it up

- thor is gonna help with the goauld!!! Not now but soon

- "my galaxy" I keep forgetting he lives in another galaxy

- "you ever need another dumb idea, you know where to find me"

- moral of the story : no one wants to go fishing with Jack

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Whump under the cut

Tealc whump: attacked, back wound, in field care, (no noises, no pained faces)

Daniel Jackson whump: hospital check up for appendix removal, visible hip scar

Jack oniell: bonus Jack getting attacked and angst (lasts less than a minute)