#this man knows some of my deepest darket secrets but not this

[skateisawesome]

at what point in the talking stage do i disclose my extremely unhealthy obsession with a little gay book?

[amaranthineoceans]

my friend group keeps a quote book of all the stupid stuff we say so i figured i'd share some of them

Skis of darkness were passed on throughout generations

I'm a happy squishy duck man!

Get out of my way, I have rooms to go

Do you have baby clothes? Well put a sock in it

I wanna name my kid Fwegg

(from the same person) My deepest darket secret is that I killed Fwegg

I miss Fwegg

I don't know if it died but it took the chihuahuas with it

Oh sorry I was thinking about subtraction soup

Is she drinking soap?

I want to see your ear

I own my arm

I love the floor

I'll chew your ear

Oh gosh I almost tripped on a baby carriage

Watch this sound I make

Unless the floor is on the corner

He's incredibly nice and incredibly dead

I'm not a chicken nugget; I'm a rooster nugget

All dads are rabbits. You can quote me on that

I'm a worm

Make it like a sploosh

I don't want babies under my chair

Is it a capital zero?

Let's go bear hunting

Smurf off

This is the Billie Eilish of antacid

I am the duck of doom

Start packing boys we're moving to Massachusetts

We should make a raft of people in our class

I BLUE NOW

I'm being hate crimed by ghosty

What about a hawk so I can rip the heart out of my enemies

Do you have strong socks?

I wish to spontaneously combust

Anyway feel free to reblog and share some quotes of your own