#this miight not have been exactly what you had in mind but this is what i got!!!

[jettorii]

JASJJSA ok, so for the Ninjago prompt, maybe Garmadon tk-ing someone with his 4 arms OR jay/Cole being tk-ed after losing a game? Or maybe fugi dove teasing jay idk lol

Also- can we just talk about HOW MANY tickle scenes there are in Ninjago??? Like, I can count at least *7* of them

HOPE YOU LIKE!!!

regarding the t scenes i am rewatching the entire thing and have yet to encounter one my eyes are open

[witch-hazels-musings]

Seriously the only genshin man (excluding Bennett etc.) I don't simp for/like is now Zhongli, and I'm having a crisis here😭

My friend and sister already (jokingly) make fun of me for being such a simp (I don't mind it, I'm 100% joking about it myself) that I don't wanna fuel the fire anymore.

Literally, we've had a couple game nights this summer and while playing "what do you meme?" a few days ago, we decided to throw in our own pictures from our phones, and one of mine was a picture that showed my computer's volume thing because next to it it said that a song was playing on Spotify even though it should've said the sound is coming from Genshin. The point was the song that was "playing", but there was Childe's head in the corner because, well, I was playing.

My friend put "when the doctor asks if you're sexually active" as her card and just laughed while looking at me die internally when I read it😂😂😭

(My most simped for man has been Childe for a while now)

This is all in good spirits though, if it really bothered me, I'd tell them and they'd stop.

- 📝

oh noo - I miight have to fix that :0 (do you need to add Zhongli to your list??) 

that is hilarious!! - you’re friends calling you out, what else are they for but to know exactly how to get you riled up lol 

people can make fun of me all they want - i will go down with my simp into eternity lol!!! (comrade, let us ride the wave of simp-dome togeterh!!) 

Are there any other characters you’re excited about ?? So many to see in Inazuma! Who are you hoping we will see (Personally i hope we will see Scara!) 

[spidersfanfics]

Friendship is a Human Emotion

CG: BUT YEAH

CG: THAT'S THAT WITH JOHN. IT'S A HUGE MESS AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT ANY OF IT.

CG: NEITHER DOES HE OBVIOUSLY BUT WHEN DOES HE EVER KNOW ANYTHING.

CG: HOPE YOU DIDN'T MIND TOO MUCH. ME RAMBLING AT YOU AND WHATNOT. I KNOW THIS SHIT IS REALLY MORE MOIRAIL STUFF BUT AS I AM CURRENTLY LACKING IN QUADRANTMATES, I FIGURED I'D TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT.

TA: Yeah, iit'2 fiine. What are friiend2 for?

CG: RIGHT, FRIENDS.

CG: I SHOULD GO NOW. THANKS AGAIN SOLLUX.

TA: No prob kk, 2ee ya.

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling twinArmaggedons [TA] --

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling twinArmaggedons [TA] --

CG: HEY, SOLLUX

CG: BEE BRAIN LISTEN UP

CG: THIS IS YOUR LEADER SPEAKING GET ONLINE

TA: Jeez II'm here kk what do you want. You're liiterally right acro22 the room from me you know that riight? What'2 2o iimportant that you can't even take two 2tep2 two 2ay iit?

CG: I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WANTED TO JOIN ME HERE ON THE HORN PILE TO DISCUSS SOME STUFF.

TA: What kiind of 2tuff?

CG: HUMAN STUFF, JUST GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

TA: Okay, okay II'm comiing. Oh and by the way, your whole leader 2htiick ii2 2tiil 2tupiid.

-- twinArmaggedons [TA] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling twinArmaggedons [TA] --

CG: OKAY SO HERE'S THE DEAL

TA: Why are you 2tiil me22agiing me? II thought the whole of haviing me come over wa2 two talk iin per2on.

CG: SHUT UP. I JUST WANTED YOU CLOSER THAT'S ALL.

CG: DON'T READ TOO MUCH INTO THAT. CARRYING ON.

CG: LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

TA: Oh gog kk have you been goiing on the human iinternet agaiin? Let me gue22, more shiipiing?

CG: NO.

CG: YES.

CG: SHUT UP AND LISTEN.

CG: I FOUND PROOF THAT HUMANS HAVE MOIRAILS. SORT OF.

TA: Okay.

CG: THEY CALL THEM QPRS AND IT'S REALLY QUITE INTERESTING. IT'S DIFFERENT FROM THEIR VERSION OF MATESPRITES. THE DISTINCTION IS FAR LESS CLEAR THAN WHAT WE HAVE BUT IT'S STILL THERE. AND THERE'S A LOT OF DEBATE OVER IT AND STUFF BUT. YOU KNOW MAYBE HUMANS AREN'T SO UNEDUCATED ON THE INTRICACIES OR ROMANCE AFTER ALL.

TA: Lii2ten kk, II love lii2teniing to you talk about 2tupiid 2hiit but what'2 thii2 got two do wiith me?

CG: YOU LOVE TO, NEVER MIND. UMM. WELL, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU SPECIFICALLY BUT, I DUNNO. I GUESS I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH SOMEONE?

TA: KK you really are hopele22. IIf you want a moiiraiil 20 badly why not go talk to gz agaiin?

CG: WHAT? WHO SAID I WANTED A MOIRAIL?

TA: Pfft, you 2hould 2ee your face. Why el2e would you keep briingiing iit up?

CG: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT. SHUT UP. THAT'S WHAT. AND BESIDES, EVEN IF, HYPOTHETICALLY, I WAS LOOKING FOR A MOIRAIL. I WOULDN'T TALK TO GAMZEE ABOUT IT. HE AND I ARE THROUGH YOU KNOW THAT.

TA: II wa2 ju2t me22iing wiith you kk, don't blow a fu2e.

CG: NO BUT SERIOUSLY. IF I WANTED A MOIRAIL THEY WOULD MORE CALM AND CARING THAN GAMZEE. NO OFFENSE TO HIM BUT HE'S REALLY PRONE TO FLYING OFF THE HANDLE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. AND THEY WOULD ALSO NOT BE FUCKING ADDICTED TO SOPOR SLIME. AGAIN, SORRY GAMZEE.

TA: Lol, the bar ii2 low after hiim ii2n't iit?

CG: OKAY SHUT UP, I SAID I WAS SORRY. HE'S NOT A BAD GUY BUT HE'S ALSO EXHAUSTING. AND AFTER EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED, I'D REALLY JUST PREFER SOMEONE WHO WAS. I DON'T KNOW, QUIETER? A BIT OF A NERD MAYBE, EVEN.

TA: Well, II wii2h you good luck iin fiindiing 2omeone liike that.

CG: THANKS, I THINK.

CG: WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? OH RIGHT, HUMANS.

TA: Look II'm 2ure your human 2tuff ii2 really iintere2tiing and all but II've gotta go. II'll talk two you later.

-- twinArmaggedons [TA] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--

CA: FUCK, I

CA: NEVER MIND

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling twinArmaggedons [TA]--

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling twinArmaggedons [TA]--

CA:  ALRIGHT I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY DOING THIS BUT I'M RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS. ALSO I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT AND I SO IS KANAYA SO SORRY FUTURE ME IF THIS ENDS UP BITING ME IN THE ASS

TA: II mean obviiou2ly II'm riight but what exactly are we referiing two here?

CA: YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE THING WE WERE DISCUSSING BEFORE. IN REGARDS TO MY QUADRANTS OR LACK THEREOF?

TA: Oh riight, 2o you're fiinally goiing to talk to gz?

CG: WHAT? NO! WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS, I'M NOT GETTING BACK WITH GAMZEE. CAN'T YOU THINK OF ANYONE ELSE I MIGHT BE MORE INCLINED TOWARDS?

TA: Uhh..

CG: FOR FUCK'S SAKE SOLLUX, HOW MUCH MORE OBVIOUS COULD I BE?

TA: Kanaya?

CG: FUCKING HELL

CG: IT'S YOU. YOU IDIOT. I'M PALE FOR YOU. THERE I SAID IT. WAS THAT SO HARD PAST ME. NO IT FUCKING WASN'T. MUCH EASIER THAN TRYING TO GET SOLLUX TO UNDERSTAND MY SUBTLE HINTS AT ANY RATE.

TA: Me?

CG: YES YOU. ALTHOUGH I FIGURE MY OUTBURST THERE HAS PROBABLY RUINED ANY CHANCE I HAD WITH YOU.

TA: II mean..

CG: NO, IT'S FINE. I GET IT. UNLUCKY IN LOVE, WHAT ELSE IS NEW.

TA: Maybe not

CG: WHAT?

TA: II thiink, II miight als2o be pale for you.

CG: REALLY?

TA: Yeah. II ju2t diidn't want two admiit iit because II thought you would never feel the 2ame. II al2o fiigured you de2erved 2omeone better than me.

CG: OH

CG: I THINK WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS IN PERSON

TA: Yeah.

CG: BUT, MOIRALIEGENCE IS DEFINITLY ON THE TABLE NOW, RIGHT?

TA: Yeah.

CG: OKAY, GOOD.

TA: Don't go anywhere II'm gonna come over. And then we'll talk about thii2.

CG: SOUNDS GOOD.

-- twinArmaggedons [TA] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--

CA: <>

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling twinArmaggedons [TA]--

[dancingashes-a]

“you just- jumped in and grew scales!”

@miighted

Her breath was heavy and she could feel her whole body aching from what she had just done. Maybe it had been the most idiotic move in her entire life but, either way, she had no other choice. They had been sent somewhere to deal with what seemed to be a rebelion. Usually, she would probably have stayed back, considering it would not be very productive for her to be near mage hunters. They were the only ones that had been informed about what Shyvana was.

What neither of them expected was to be attacked by mages so quickly. She had jumped in, out of pure instinct, to protect who she could from the blast. She had managed to make her actual dragon scales grow, along with her claws, to protect herself and whoever was behind to make sure she would absorve most of the blast.

After everything was done and under control, Garen had come talk to her about exactly that.

She had heard about Garen’s opinion on magic and wasn’t exactly good for her that she had been seen doing that by him. Suddently, the words ‘i trust you’ came into her mind. How ironic.

Shyvana let out a heavy sigh. “And I suppose you want an explanation for that?”

[turgidtangentimagines]

Fuckin. Sollux talking to a human about code. bonding over java or c# or something.

I made this into a semi-pesterlog situation because I was thinking back to a time sollux could talk to humans and, well, see code and alll the way back on the meteor seemed the most plausible and probable to me. Kinda came out a little less bond-y and a little more first-meeting sort of thing but i think it’s still pretty solid.

Also- I know nothing of those two code languages- I am most familiar with javascript. And then there’s this whole sburb situation… soo… yeah, bare with me.

If you just move that function here… and make that server call there… then you might just be able to shrink down this massive ui system. You’ve just. You gotta get this game running on your phone. You have to stop being so tethered to the portal system just to be sure your client player won’t die on you. 

There’s just been too much of that recently, death. And simultaneously the lack of death. This game- it’s just too strange. Between John’s ordeal with Terezi and the Davesprite-dead-timeline situation, you’ve been a little on edge to say the least. Between these trolls and this game, death could be lurking around any corner. Hopefully, with any luck at all, this app would keep it off your friends’ doorsteps.

With a jolt- pesterchum pings with the presumption that you’ll answer its chattery call. All it really does is make you aware of the trail of semi-colons you’ve left on the end of your code, nulling your command- and annoying you to no end. Finicky, finicky language. Being this drowsy isn’t exactly the most conducive thing to coding, but maybe you can get some muse flowing by trolling one of these dorks back. They never really seemed to expect that from you- the push-back. Your friends, even back on earth, seemed to humor and then evade their jests, your technique was simply to ignore their trolling till they were idle an ample about of time, say your piece, and- goddamnit.

–[[TA] TwinArmageddons began trolling [PC] PesterChum at 04:12]–

TA: hey. a22hole. what the hell are you doiing?

A quick Alt + tab and you’re back to your code. It’s important that you stay on- goddamned pop-up notifications.

TA: ye2. we’re talkiing. iit'2 happeniing.

TA: ii’ll a2k agaiin.

TA: what’re you doiing, a22hole?

Ctrl + Alt+ Delete, annd… he’s gone again. Guess you’re just going to have to lay off pestering your chums for a- oh god-with the phone-and the vibrating on ya leg-

PC: What do you want, I’m very busy.

TA: obviiou2ly.

TA: ii repeat a 2econd tiime:

TA: what are you doiing?

You put the phone down a moment to think. Only one other troll thus far had been so annoyingly hard to ignore, and even then it was because of your own need to communicate and not the fault of any of the technology around you. There were a few ways this could be happening, most of which are coincidental, but if you humor this troll for a few moments perhaps they’ll show their cards long enough to discern if there are any flaws in your impenetrable wall of troll ignorance. That, or, you’re so tired that that wall crumbled the 6 hours ago when you were supposed to be asleep. Whatever. You were coding on fumes anyway. Might as well look at something that’s not the editor for a min- aannd that dude isn’t shutting up.

TA: 2eriiou2ly, ii’m 2en2iing all 2ort2 of doomed tiimeliine2 waftiing through the viiewport2 and the wor2t ii2 comiing from none other than your2elf.

TA: miight a2 well 2ee what 2hiit your 2peciie2 ii2 gettiing iinto.

PC: Alright.

PC: I’m reconfiguring a copy of the game to allow me to run my client’s client editor on my phone in real time while continuing to run the game from my computer for my server player.

PC: Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.

PC: Except not.

PC: This is tedious.

PC: It’s like it was coded with the game equivalent of Dreamweaver.

A lapse in your conversation allows you a chance to delete all of those semicolons. Just how out of it were you, you must’ve added like 100 lines worth- ping!

TA: oh my gog. you’re fuckiing iin2ane.

PC: ???

TA: what the 2hiit do you thiink you’re doiing- diid you even code your game?

TA: no, you diidn’t.

TA: you’re readiing off gog know2 what developed by one of your iinferiior human grub de2iigner2 who couldn’t code the wiide 2iide of a moobea2t contaiinment faciiliity.

TA: 2top fuckiing wiith your game'2 code before you doom a miilliion tiimeliine2 iin the mo2t excruciiatiing way po22iible.

Okay, there was a lot you could take in life, insults normally being one of them. But an insult to your skill is simply a challenge in your book.

PC: I can read it.

PC: I can code it.

PC: And it’s happening.

You press the power button on your phone, but it just glitches right back to the conversation as soon as ya do. Fuckin glitchy ass last-gen smartphones, hardly able to run pesterchum anyway.

TA: okay look, ii diidn’t even want two troll you 2hiit2- ii ju2t wanted two leave you alone becau2e ii thought your 2peciie2 wa2 2tupiid enough two fiizzle out by iit2elf- but thii2 cro22e2 a liine.

TA: ii’ve 2uddenly caught a ca2e of giiviing a fuck.

Yeesh, this guy crosses all sort of lines. First with the technological illiteracy comments and now with the whole slandering your specie- man this guy gets wordy when he’s spooked.

TA: the game2 code ii2 not two be tampered wiith, iif runniing iit off of tho2e two 2hiitty human game grub2 de2troyed your uniiver2e- what the hell do you thiink you’d do ju2t fuckiing wiith iit for conveniience?

PC: Gain any semblance of agency I have left in this hellscape of a game.

PC: Keep my friends alive, and not be bogged down by all the shit of the universe while doing it.

PC: etc.

TA: …

TA: look.

TA: ii don’t know what iit ii2 about the code you’re wriitiing but ii know for a fact that nothiing good come2 of iit waay more than anythiing you’re actually tryiing two do doe2.

TA: ju2t. plea2e. don’t run that code.

TA: you’ll do more harm than good

TA: then your friiend2 wiill diie

TA: and then on top of that KK wiill nag me about iit.

At this point, this dude’s just becoming a drag. A pause and you come to realize that you are waay too tired to comb through this heap of code. You need some sort of break, a reprieve from thinking like a computer and a moment to think like a human being. Preferably a human who wasn’t coding or talking right now and slept for the next week. You gotta get this guy off your back, and only one way comes to your sleep-deprived mind.

PC: Fine then.

TA: what.

TA: really?

TA: you’re giiviing iit up that ea2iily?

PC: No.

TA: waiit. then what’re you doiing?

PC: Look.

PC: Dude.

PC: It’s waaay past midnight.

PC: I’m going to level with you:

PC: My code right now?

PC: Probably not my best work.

TA: no 2hiit.

PC: Not done.

PC: So this is either going one of two ways: you withdraw from this pestering- by force or by your own will- and I test my code like any developer would. Or- you actually help me, we test it, and I go the fuck to sleep.

PC: Your call.

You hold the phone like you’re waiting for a reply when in actuality you’ve closed your eyes and can feel the sweet sweet relief of no blue light forcing your eyes into a semi-alert hell. Your phone almost jiggles out of your hand with enough force to actually wake you up a little bit. You reluctantly open your eyes to see more dijon text in dual i’s.

TA: iin a biilliion alternate uniiver2e2 ii 2aiid fuck iit and let you run a code that'2 bugged two 2hiit whiile your 2e22iion cra2hed and burned.

TA: two be hone2t, kiinda wii2hiing thii2 wa2 one of tho2e, becau2e you’ve been nothiing but a paiin about liittle more than an alpha te2t for an acce22ory app.

TA: that you don’t even fuckiing need.

TA: you’re ju2t codiing for the 2hiit of iit.

TA: ju2t. what the hell.

PC: Well?

PC: What’s your answer troll dude, gonna help me debug this shit?

PC: Hack a game that’s fucked up our lives for just the slightest bit more control over it?

PC: Eh?

PC:…

PC: Yeah, that’s about as enticing as I can make that sound right now.

TA:…

TA: you know what?

TA: 2ure. you iin2ane apebea2t.

PC:…

PC: Call me y/n.

TA:…

TA: Sollux.

TA: Sollux Captor.

[ceescedasticity]

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CC: Anemoneone want to check in with their holiday activity prep progress? CC: The concert is ready to go. CC: ...At least as far as the lineup goes. If they don't prep enough that's not my problem. CC: We are having some technical difficulties setting up post-concert ghost karaoke, but I think we will get it done in time. CC: Although I think to transfer the song data we might have to put it on another killable biowire mini-computer? CC: So we may need help from TA and Cephal Mycota. CC: Doable?

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TA: on my end TA: iill a2k mycota iif 2he ha2 free tiime TA: a2 far a2 progre22 report2 go TA: iim almo2t fiinii2hed codiing TA: may need two adju2t the diifiiculty 2tiill, 2ome people have never played before?? TA: remaiin2 two be 2een wholl play TA: anana2, domii, mariine iif he can manage iit TA: domii ii2 tryiing very hard two talk ruthle22 regulatiion iinto iit TA: gatheriing 2warm ii2 uncommuniicatiive TA: biig 2urprii2e there

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TC: mE AnD At sUbMiTtEd oUr sLaM PoEtRy! TC: :o) TC: iT HaSnT BeEn jUdGeD YeT BuT ItS ReAlLy gOoD TC: :o)

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AA: still trying t0 ease 0d0dby int0 things AA: s0 he d0esnt have a c0mplete breakd0wn during the gh0st filled events AA: TC, c0uld i get y0u t0 try playing guitar at him? AA: s0mething s00thing?

terminallyCapricious left a file in the dropbox

TC: jUsT SaY WhEn aNd wHeRe TC: :o)

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AC: :33 < ca is working on his tribute artwork AC: :|| < the paint supplies he ordered cost more than i used to spend on paint in a SWEEP AC: :33 < though i guess furry high quality supplies are best to give the very serious avant garde artist impurression

terminallyCapricious left a file in the dropbox

TC: sO Is hE JuSt TC: lIkE TC: Uh

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AC: :|| < *the huntress reminds everyone that she is not purrivy to the details of ca's creative purrocess* AC: :|| < *and will be STAYING THAT WAY*

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: ii gue22 ii could a2k mariine for the 2urveiillance record2 TA: ... TA: ii thiink iill hold off untiil after the talent 2how TA: he2 probably 2ufferiing enough riight now

arachnidsGrip left a file in the dropbox

AG: I can't w8 to see it! AG: ::::) AG: This isn't holiday planning exactly 8ut I have successfully alarmed Shredear and Sharpwit WITHOUT them 8reaking anything. AG: Not Scanfire though. AG: Scanfire is reeeeeeeeally high for some reason.

terminallyCapricious left a file in the dropbox

TC: cAnT WaIt tO SeE ThE ArT Or tHe sUrVeIlLaNcE?

arachnidsGrip left a file in the dropbox

AG: 8oth!

carcinoGeneticist left a file in the dropbox

CG: CC LEFT OUT HALF THE PLANNED ACTIVITIES. CG: POSSIBLY BECAUSE *SHE* ISN'T BEING FORCED TO HELP JUDGE THE TRIVIA CONTEST. CG: I KEEP RUNNING INTO GHOSTS PRACTICING THEIR COMMODORE KILLJOY IMITATIONS FOR THE IMPERSONATION CONTEST. IT'S DISTURBING. CG: AND AG, WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE PLANNING CAVERNS-THEMED GARPING?

arachnidsGrip left a file in the dropbox

AG: ... AG: Oh right that. AG: 8ut we have a million other activities planned!

carcinoGeneticist left a file in the dropbox

CG: YOU CAN'T JUST DROP ALL YOUR COMMITMENTS JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE TO HAUNT THE PEOPLE WHO KILLED YOU! CG: MOST OF US HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO HAUNT OUR KILLERS EVEN ONCE. CG: ... CG: US IN THE DROPBOX US, I MEAN. ALL THE OVERBEAR VICTIMS DID. CG: ANYWAY YOU CAN HAUNT THEM LATER.

arsenicCatnip left a file in the dropbox

AC: :33 < ... AC: :33 < er

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: iit2 fiine, iim a liittle weiirded out two

carcinoGeneticist left a file in the dropbox

CG: THE *DEAD* US IN THE DROPBOX, YOU *KNOW* WHAT I *MEANT*.

arachnidsGrip left a file in the dropbox

AG: Fiiiiiiiine. AG: ::::P AG: How are the killer ro8ots coming along? AG: Did they fix up the workshop yet? AG: W8, is CT even here?

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: ye2

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CT: D --> They are not killer robots CT: D --> ... CT: D --> They are not intended to be killer robots CT: D --> The robot Mother Grub is complete and in testing CT: D --> I am assisting with the other robots CT: D --> The workshop is mostly repaired CT: D --> ... CT: D --> I have been informed that this is because the people in charge of prioritizing repair work have a STRONG desire to see the robot fight

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AT: iS EVERYONE EVEN, OUT OF THE MEDICULLING BAY?

centaursTesticle left a file in the dropbox

CT: D --> Yes CT: D --> Although the medicullers were not 100% in support of all the departures CT: D --> It seems manageable to me

adiosToreador left a file in the dropbox

AT: i GUESS, AS LONG AS EVERYONE IS OKAY, AT: aS FOR ME, AT: i HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE SOME EXTRA CAEGARS, AT: bUT i'M NOT SURE, i SHOULD TAKE IT,

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AA: whats up?

adiosToreador left a file in the dropbox

AT: a BLUEBLOOD WITH A GIANT ANTEATER LUSUS, AT: wANTS ME TO TRY TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T TRY TO EAT ANY IMAGES OF THE mOTHER gRUB, AT: dURING THE FESTIVITIES, AT: aPPARENTLY, IT HAS A HISTORY, AT: aND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BEFORE, BUT UNDER PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCES, AT: iT WOULD BE VERY EMBARRASSING, AT: tHE ONLY PROBLEM IS i'M NOT SURE IF i CAN DO IT, AT: wITHOUT FOLLOWING THE ANTEATER AROUND, THE WHOLE TIME, AT: wHICH WOULD BE, ANNOYING,

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: have they con2iidered TA: ii dont know TA: not lettiing theiir lu2u2 iinto place2 iitll do 2omethiing embarra22iing? TA: leave iit iin theiir block? or the lu2u2block? TA: unle22 iit2 liike, GIIANT giiant and they u2ually let iit run around eatiing people or whatever TA: iit 2eem2 liike that2 the obviiou2 thiing two do

adiosToreador left a file in the dropbox

AT: i GUESS, THEY DON'T WANT TO? AT: i'M NOT SURE,

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GC: 1S TH1S D3DUCTOR? GC: H3 L1K3S TO T4K3 H1S LUSUS 3V3RYWH3R3. GC: 1 TH1NK JUST TO ST4ND OUT MOR3? GC: TH3 MOST TH34TR1C4L 4CCOUNT4NT 1V3 3V3R H34RD OF.

carcinoGeneticist left a file in the dropbox

CG: ... CG: WHAT.

gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: R34LLY H3S L1K3 4 SP3C14L CR1M3 4CCOUNT4NT. GC: 1 DONT KNOW H1M R34LLY W3LL BUT 1 DONT TH1NK H3D T4K3 1T TOO B4DLY 1F YOU S41D NO. GC: JUST PHR4S3 1T 4S H1S LUSUS B31NG TOO P3RS1ST3NT TO B3 PUT OFF SO 34S1LY.

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AT: oKAY, AT: tHANKS, AT: hOW ARE THINGS, ON THE gATHERING sWARM?

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GC: Y34H 4BOUT TH4T. GC: W3 S33M TO H4V3 D1SCOV3R3D 4 BL4CK M4RK3T OP3R4T1ON 4BDUCT1NG P3RSONN3L 4ND S3LL1NG TH3M OUT OF TH3 SQU4DRON 4S CH4TT3L.

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AT: wHAT?

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CG: YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING. CG: I SWEAR. IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING. CG: ARE YOU AT LEAST SAFE?

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AC: :OO < :OO

gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: F1N3, F1N3! GC: W3 4PPR3H3ND3D TWO P3RP3TR4TORS/W1TN3SSES 4ND 4R3 BR1NG1NG TH3M B4CK FOR 1NQU1S1TORM3NT. GC: 4LMOST B4CK TO TH3 RUTHL3SS R3GUL4T1ON. GC: W3LL H4ND FURTH3R 1NV3ST1G4T1ON OFF TO SOM3ON3 MOR3 S3NIOR GC: 4ND L4RG3R 4ND B3TT3R 4RM3D GC: W3 H4D 4 CL34R ROUT3 TO TH3 SHUTTL3 BUT 4T ON3 PO1NT 1 THOUGHT W3 WOULD H4V3 TO DROP TH3 PR1SON3RS TO G3T TH3R3 F4ST 3NOUGH.

arachnidsGrip left a file in the dropbox

AG: ...

caligulasAquarium left a file in the dropbox

CA: wwhy do I ALWWAYS get here right wwhen something major is going dowwn?

gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: NOTH1NG M4JOR 1S GO1NG DOWN! GC: 1TS DON3 4ND 1T W4SNT TH4T B1G 4 D34L. GC: TH3Y WOULDNT H4V3 DON3 4NYTH1NG P3RM4N3NT TO US. GC: TH4T WOULD H4V3 4TTR4CT3D W4Y TOO MUCH 4TT3NT1ON. GC: NO ON3 N33DS TO FR34K 4BOUT TH1S.

arachnidsGrip left a file in the dropbox

AG: I'm going to kill them.

gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: WH4T D1D 1 JUST S4Y?

apocalypseArisen left a file in the dropbox

AA: there will be n0 unscheduled gh0st murder AA: 0r gh0st vigilantism AA: but if the alternative is sitting ar0und hq seething and scaring 0d0dby y0u might as well g0 check it 0ut

gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: NO! GC: NOBODY TR4SH 4NYTH1NG UNT1L 4LL TH3 3V1D3NC3 H4S B33N COLL3CT3D!

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: excu2e me TA: ii need two go hack a crappy aii an2weriing 2y2tem

twinArmageddons left a file in the dropbox

TA: (and ye2 ii know he miight not know anythiing but wiith how communiicatiive he ii2nt hackiing ii2 the only way two fiind out what he DOE2 know)

caligulasAquarium left a file in the dropbox

CA: I'm so confused CA: should I wwait to showw evveryone my first painting? CA: the picture didn't turn out vvery wwell but you get the general idea

cuttlefishCuller left a file in the dropbox

CC: I think you might as well share it now. CC: I don't think anyfin is actually happening right now?

gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: 3X4CTLY!

caligulasAquarium left file IMAGE in the dropbox

caligulasAquarium left a file in the dropbox

CA: I just wwanted to start wwith a feww colors CA: I kept rotating the canvvas wwhile it wwas drying so it didn't drip in just one direction CA: actually nevver mind im going to go hide in my recuperacoon for the rest of forevver

carcinoGeneticist left a file in the dropbox

CG: THAT'S CG: ACTUALLY NOT TERRIBLE.

carcinoGeneticist left a file in the dropbox

CG: BUT DON'T THINK I'M LETTING YOU OFF THE HOOK, GC.

gallowsCalibrator left a file in the dropbox

GC: *3V3RYTH1NG 1S F1N3!!!*