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#this was so specific for no reason istg none of these have happened to me
reminiscentreader · 9 days
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*sigh..* my controversial tig opinions
IM GONNA GET THE WORST ONES PUT THE WAY FIRST AND DISCLAIMER THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FANDOM EVER I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO SO MUCH THIS IS JUST MY OPINION HOPEFULLY I DONT UPSET ANYONE AND IM SO SORRY IM NOT AN ANNOYING GRAYSON DICKRIDER !!! NONE OF THESE ARE AIMED🥰🥰
im so sorry for this one but people need to shut up about avery and jameson AND BY THIS I DO NOT MEAN STOP MAKING FICS AND TALKING ABOUT THEM i mean like stop saying you hated the grandest game because they weren’t in it, they’ve had three books and are now getting another novella, please just let other ships have theyre time
stemming off that one YALL ARE GONNA HATE ME FOR THIS ONE BUT AVERY AND JAMESON ARE MY FAVS EVER OK!! its not illegal for someone to prefer lyra and grayson over avery and jameson, i know that avery and jameson are the ogs but people can have preferences, yes even averygraysons as long as they arent rude
lyra hate is too much omg, ya’ll didnt even give her a chance before you started saying she was avery 2.0 and a whining bitch and she disappointed you, let her breath ffs, the reasons are so dumb as well, some because they cant stand to see grayson happy, some purely because shes NOT avery, i would go to hell and back for my girl you just dont get her.
on the topic of tig girls, they get so so much hate, i know it doesnt really happen in here but on over platforms all them get so much hate, gigi and max constantly being called annoying but not a single person says that about xander, people HATE savannah and yes i know she was kind of really annoying in tgg but so was grayson in the first book, and grayson got so much better and so will savannah, AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON AVERY NO ONE GETS HER LIKE ME ISTG IF I CATCH A SINGLE PERSON HATING ON HER. plus ive even seen some libby hate which i cannot even process 🥲
next one isnt that controversial but thea is not a ‘bad bitch.’ shes a mean girl, this isnt really specific to thea but in so many fandoms i see characters be cast as bad bitched when tegu are really just mean, theres a biggg difference between iconic and mean, we need to stop normalising being mean.
THATS IT FOR NOW IM SO SO SO SORRY OF THIS OFFENDED YOU, PLEASE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME / COMMENT IF IT DID ID HAPPILY DELTE THIS I AM SO SORRY I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH 🥰☺️
tagging some people who commented on my other post @x-liv25-jamieswife @arias-archive @balladofareader @clarissaweasley-10 @sheisntyou
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vortainz · 1 year
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How it ends
the ending of IZ is ,, a really odd topic
technically it has 4 endings, well, 4.5
1 : invader dib
no, it in no way was a planned ending ever, but i feel it deserves mentioning considering how prevalent it was
it originally started on TAIZS when the producer was interviewed, he went on to confirm there was a intention to steer the show towards IRK and talking about its “”existence””
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(also istg there was a ask where he vaguely explains the plot as a joke but i can’t find it for the life of me)
there were multiple versions of it but there’s two that circulated the most
A: “this special would have allegedly followed Tenn’s kidnapping by the Meekrob, and an all-out war happening between the Meekrob and the Irkens, which would have ended with Zim (aided by Gaz) being victorious over Dib, The Resistys, and the Meekrob, and finally conquering Earth.” (fan wiki)
B: the focus of the show would slowly shift towards irk, dib would get more crazed trying to stop the empire, zim and gaz would team up (or date, depends on who you asked) and stop both dib and the empire. everyone else dies and zagf/r saves the rest of earth
2 : space smoothies
In a nicktoons magazine, IZ made its “””final””” return. in which it had its first comic iteration where zim successfully took over the earth, but just kinda gives up when he sees the merch of himself. dib complains and zim offers to just have a jolly ol’ time in space, them both leaving earth in disarray while just being buds
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3 : dookie loop
The “”canon”” ending, basically zim traps dib and the rest of the universe in a timeloop due to not being able to finish a puzzle. blah blah blah i’ll rant about his reasoning for that in another post ANYWAYS,, he eventually finishes it and resigns to fixing the timeline, but the “fix timeline button” doesn’t work and the universe implodes, everyone dies.
4 : nothing is real
i haven’t fully pieced together the lore but this is what ive gathered
rk is god. kinda.
in their orginal universe, zim and dib are real people, dib has gone missing and zim conquered earth. the conditions are really bad till he finally gets the idea to just indoctrinate them all
rk uses the comics as a “coping mechanism” of sorts, avoiding what’s really going on by just reading the comics, it’s really the only think they can do anyways
here’s where my idea sort of splits
A : they continue reading the comics and recapping them all, imagining this fantastical world where life is just zim and dib fighting in middle school, each winning and losing occasionally. rk starts making their own comics and aus, getting more and more absorbed by the characters of zim and dib that anything other than them is incredibly distressing
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they get so sucked into their own mind that at this point they feel as though they ARE the creator of these characters and comics. when the story in their mind gets too off track, when it’s getting to the point where it might end, they insert themselves into it and fix whatever issue there was
B : bk (brain kid) is god essentially, rk was originally from the universe as described before but was scooped up by bk at some point and put into the recap section of the comic universe, something similar to in issue 40. in the comic universe, IZ isn’t real, it’s just a comic. yet rk is still able to manipulate the story and interact with the characters, when the comic is finally coming to and end they step in and just start everything over again
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oh yeah in both A n B what i mean by ‘the comic ending’ is that earth is burning and no one wins, both zim and dib are about to die
⬆️ sorry if none of this made sense 😭 i’m struggling to word it correctly + still theorizing
4.5 : timetravel
Probably the most simple one, zim conquers earth, dib dies by being stupid, zim gets killed by his younger self, the end. the only reason it’s “4.5” is due to it being specific to the timeline of that issue, as none of the other entries acknowledge it
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kemakoshume · 3 years
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𝐣𝐣𝐤 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐬 – 。.☆.*。・゚✫*.
a/n; a “thot job” for men are basically jobs that men who are hoes stereotypically tend to do. so tonight, i’m gonna tell you what “thot job” vibe the jjk boys give me ~ warnings for suggestive-ness, slight nsfw; characters included under the cut: megumi, gojo, nanami, suguru, choso, mahito, and todo as a bonus.
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yuuji ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆ (line cook/bartender) –
that boy gives me the biggest “line cook at a chain restaurant in a college town that’s fucking all the servers and the one hostess that's of age” vibes. when he's not in the back of house cooking up oversalted underpriced food and hitting on all the pretty waitresses that come down to his side of the line, he's in the front of house behind the bar making signature drinks and stealing your girl.
wait, please imagine him behind the grill in a tan cap turned backward in a t-shirt with the sides and sleeves cut out (because fuck kitchen safety apparently) with those super lax fit sweats that always have a towel hanging from the waistband, and you can't ignore those super sexy non-slip sneakers. *yum*
+ he 100% is that guy you fuck as your first time to “get it over with” because he seems nice (and actually is) but he's also your first gut-punch about men because fuck you just saw him leave with your new coworker but he called you beautiful and was so gentle and now he's moved on? ugh.
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megumi ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆ (emt/paramedic) –
megumi... in a paramedic uniform? no wonder he's always getting hit on while he's on the job. drunk college girls that have to ride in the ambulance for alcohol poisoning? in love with him. old ladies on their last leg looking up at him from their gurney? can't believe their eyes. actually trying to force their body to reverse in age by sheer willpower so they can shoot their shot. closeted dudebros with broken arms trying to play the tough guy act? putty in his fucking hands.
he'd go out to his favorite bar after work with his coworkers and try not to make it too terribly obvious that he was taking home the cute little pediatrics nurse that also frequents the bar after her rounds. the next night after that? a radiology tech. then, an anesthesiologist. then, a random girl that just happened to stumble in the bar that night. week after week, until he's accidentally become the community dick all the women in his hospital can't get enough of. absolutely the type to dick you down so good you'd be stuck on stupid for him, having flashbacks about the dick throughout the day type shit. but, he's a fuck once and move on type of guy. he's busy saving lives you know.
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nanami ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆ (college english professor) –
no thoughts, head empty, just waxing poetically about literary greats. he will "quote jane austin, gatekeep, girlboss" his way into some pussy in a heartbeat.
now, he's a professional. he would never intend to sleep with his own students, at least not while they are currently his students, but some just manage to slip through the cracks. only some of them. never the freshmen. is it just him or do they look younger and younger every year? *ick* no no no. he would be a good-natured thot. a man with morals, if you will. if he just had to act on the brewing sexual tension that only really develops during his office hours, juniors and seniors were his only acceptable playthings. TAs were fun to pass around with the philosophy and social work professors too. his colleagues were also fair game, but only the teachers in other departments.
though, that new english professor that moved into the office next door does look like she'd be fun to get to know. maybe he would stop by and introduce himself properly sometime... it couldn't hurt.
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gojo ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆ (club promoter) –
he quite literally slides into the dms as a career, do i need to say more?
if there's an event, he's there. every club worth patronizing in his city, he's been to it, and he's always everyone's favorite person there. "come on babygirl, just come show your pretty face for an hour. I'll buy you a drink, and get you VIP. you can come sit in my section," is his sales pitch. always accompanied by a post on his instagram story of him at a similar event, showing off how pretty he looks in the sea of people taking up space in the background of his photos. he knows better than to actually dm you the picture, he wouldn't want to come off as a creep. but no, you see the post on his story, and ask him if you can bring your girls, and when he says yes you're hooked. rinse and repeat, for every event, every club, weekend after weekend.
every instagram model looking to cement herself as an in-the-know party girl, every cute little college girl who's new in his city and looking for trouble, every young mom looking to add some spice in her life again, on and on and on... he's done them all. the guys too, to be fair. he's an equal opportunity slut. there's plenty of him to go around.
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suguru ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆ (tattoo artist) –
pleasure and pain, that's the constant state of being that suguru geto is always in.
i mean... come on. who's able to resist a hot, long-haired, ARTISTIC gentle, steady-handed, patient, masochist with a pain kink? nobody. that's who. please, if you got tatted by him you'd be walking out of the studio with your thighs clamped closed or you'd be leaking on the floor the entire way out. he's just so... close while he does tattoos. he has to rest his arm on your body, touch you and maneuver your skin this way and that way to make his masterpiece come out flawless on your soft supple skin.
he knows, he fucking KNOWS he's irresistible. he rides a Harley and he just went up a size in his gauges and he has a fresh tattoo healing on his mid-thigh and his hair is up in a loose bun. he could get whoever the fuck he wants and the cocky fucker doesn't even have the decency to pretend that he couldn't. he doesn't shy away when you flirt, he doesn't avoid your gaze when you look down at him from where you're laid still on his tattoo table. he's a walking canvas filled with the most beautiful art you've ever seen. he's a walking magnet for pussy also, who can blame him?
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choso ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆ (barber) –
speaking of long hair... y'all know those super hot alternative style barbers that have long hair but are actually super talented barbers? yeah, that's choso. don't let the space buns fool you, he can do a fade like a pro. watch out though. he would 100% give your boyfriend a lineup in the afternoon and still slide in your dms after hours.
there's nothing else to say. he's hot and his job is to make other men look hot. there's a lot of power in that. it's also a tiring job, so he goes out on the weekends after he's cleaned his clippers and swept up his station and then he's free. free to go get into whatever the fuck he wants now that he's away from the constant flow of men that come into his shop. getting a pretty girl to come fill his bed for the night is even easier than doing a low fade.
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mahito ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆ (amazon warehouse worker/drug dealer) –
anyone who voluntarily works for amazon has slim to no will to live. he'll fuck whoever he wants whenever he wants because life is too god damn short. the pay at his job is also kinda shit for how tired his body always is, so he deals on the side. he frequents the underground scene all the time anyway, might as well make some money while he's scouring the underbelly of his city.
"want me to smoke you out?" is almost always how he gets 'em. offering to shotgun the weed every time a pretty girl finds herself stuck in his orbit. he's almost always tired and high off his ass, and always ready to find a new girl to keep his cock warm and his mind occupied.
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bonus:
todo ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆ (personal trainer) –
'nuff said. i refuse to elaborate.
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hyunsuks-beanie · 2 years
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Suspect
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Pairing: Jihoon gn! reader
Genre: Fluff; the whole theme is kinda crack-ish
Content Warnings: None really. Just a fluffy confession and Jihoon being the most slick detective in the history of detectives 
Part of: Mellow's You've Got A Letter Event 
Mellow speaks: @yogurteume Rennie istg this definitely was one of my fav requests for the event!! I loved writing it so so so much, thank you my love!!! Also, you're so sweet to me, thank you for being my beloved moot huhu. 
Tagging: @ivyvesisi @sweethyuka @yedammi @enhacolor @yunhorights @axartia
Good evening Y/N,
As I had informed you earlier, here are the details of the robbery case that we're supposed to follow up next. Please go through the same and send me your input as soon as you can, because I need to book tickets and make hotel reservations for our trip to Spain for it. 
The robbery itself is believed to have taken place in South Korea itself, and more specifically in Seoul. The object that we're in pursuit of just so happens to be the heart of one Park Jihoon, who reported it missing a few months ago. The victim has said that at first, he wasn't sure his heart had been stolen, and hadn't raised the alarm for it to be found. 
But a couple weeks ago, he came to know that his heart, in fact, is an object of extreme value, and now he wishes for it to be found as soon as possible. The prime culprit has been identified as L/N Y/N, who, according to Mr. Park, should be subjected to the appropriate form of punishment for this crime. 
Not much is known about the theft, but it is said that Y/N happens to be a well-trained heart stealer, equipped with the weapons of beauty and a gorgeous personality, and has been said to be a close acquaintance of Mr. Park. The victim has reported feeling his heart race in the suspect's presence, and has even suggested having his mind bewitched by Y/N, finding it hard to focus when they're working together. 
We have been given reason to believe that our client and the suspect became acquaintances less than a year ago, when they began working on a common project in Kyoto, Japan. Y/N, at first, reportedly showed no outstanding signs of planning a theft, but Mr. Park asserts that it wasn't long after they met that he started feeling a heaviness in his heart and a lightness in his head. 
He recalls having a smile curve his lips up every time he so much as glanced at Y/N, finding the action completely out of his control, as if he were under a spell. Additionally, we have been informed Y/N is exceedingly good at reading people, but still manages to act like a lost puppy at times, something that Mr. Park believes, was used in attracting, and subsequently fooling, him. 
The most important reason due to which he failed to stop Y/N's advances, as per his own statement, is the suspect's proclivity towards making every person feel safe and at home, the criminal smile being used as a tool along with an equally notorious hug to make the day brighter for whoever received them, and also as the perfect veil for intentions that were far more sinister. 
I have attached an image of the suspect along with this letter, and I want you to place special emphasis on the eyes, as the victim has reported seeing his entire world in them. He has entrusted us with this super-sensitive and time-bound case, and it's on us to bring the culprit to justice, which to Mr. Park, refers to agreeing to date him. 
And that's all I have for now, so if you will be so kind as to go through the details and get back to me ASAP.
PS. Please do, because that trip to Spain is actually happening, and it's fate depends on you responding to this letter. 
Looking forward to hearing from you,
Jihoon
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khaleesiofalicante · 2 years
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Not exactly a quote but I think you would love it anyway: "A writer is just someone who forces what's living in their head to pay rent"
Do you think its ok to make me cry at 2 a.m with this??? 😭😭I told my family I had a headache and I wanted to go to sleep earlier, then I started reading this chapter and I didnt even think I would finish it bc I was actually sleepy...
And the last thing I knew was me crying at the end of this jdhdjdjdks
Dont worry, I didnt have classes today!! Yey!!
I kneel before one godness and that is Jia Penhallow 😌
"I’m here for you, Alec. Maybe not in all the ways you expect me. But I’m still here.” I mean it does feels great seeing him try..
And Alec is a fixer. He just needs to know what’s wrong so he can fix it. The parallel to this and Magnus saying he would hate if Alec thinks he needs to fix him... SCREAMING
The effortless love between them.💙💙💙
“Are you sure?” Magnus asks. “It worked on the senator’s son.” I mean... He is not wrong...
Jace is so in love kdhdkdjdodk
The florist be like: Something lgbt just happened to me...
I'm love my two in love dumbasses but the 'I’ll make it worth it. I promise' is just🥺🥺🥺
Because apparently, you can't just draw shapes and shit on their little faces. They want specific shit.  No shit Sherlock!!!
“You look like a butterfly.” She gasps at that. “Really?” “Really,” Alec grins. “You wanna fly?” NOT ME CRYING OVER THIS 😭😭 ITS SO ADORABLE BUT I ALSO FEEL SAD JDJDKDJK
“You are the opposite of manageable,” Shut up Alec, you love her!!!
Luca is so wise ngl. Also I love how, even tho it was really hard, Magnus did put his health first and knew that he wasn’t in the right headspace to get a baby. I will protect this man ok?!?
"The issue is not knowing where to draw the line. The issue is not understanding where they stop and where you begin.” THIS>>>
The reason of him wearing glasses😭😭
Clary 🤝 me.
Our love for wine :)
"We need to find a short lady! Like Aunt Clary." poor Clary putting up with all of their jokes jdhsjsj
“I like the name Brooke,” David smiles and then gasps dramatically. “What if she can’t pronounce the letter R and calls herself Book? We have a baby called Book!”
Max giggles at that. “You’re cute.”
David bops his nose. “You’re cuter.”
“You know,” Clary says. “If those two don’t get together when they are older, Jace might throw a fit.”
MY HEART CANT HANDLE THIS OK??? SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP😭
Clace rights only😎
I thought this was like when they were still kids but then the trip to South Africa was mentioned and I realized the were older and that the divorce is not so far away and I wanted to scream and-
"Do none of you know how genetics and reproduction work?” soryy Rafe, I skipped those classes... it wasn’t my fault!! they were boring!!
Mavid>>>>
“We tell them the truth,” Magnus replies. “And hope they understand. Otherwise, we have failed as parents.” EXACTLY THIS
I hate the damage control the have to do😭
They are not punishing them. They are mourning. Mourning someone who doesn’t exist. Mourning someone they never met. Am I crying? Yes. But I think we all did..
“Bapak is sorry." Holy shit this line was the one that hurted the most😭😭😭
All the videos he is watching are making me emo🥺🥺 the one with the water fight, THE ONE WITH MAX AND DAVID, THE TIKTOK CHALLENGE HOLY SHIT💙💙💙
We stan Elyaas. Just a friendly reminder
“Great,” Alec grins. “So, I thought I’d share some things with you that I find very sexy.”
“Magnus Bane!” someone yells.
“Magnus Lightwood-Bane,” Alec corrects with a wink. “And yes, my husband will always be on top of that list. But let’s talk about some other stuff.”
THIS MAN ISTG-
YES. WE NEED TO GIVE A FUCK!!!
Not him rewinding the video to Magnus Lightwood-Bane🥺🥺
Peter and Asmodeus are both pieces of shit!!!
It’s easier for him to love himself when he knows someone else is doing it too. I relate a little to much to this quote...
“Someone once told me the right man won’t care,” JEM AND TESSA, JEM AND TESSA, JEM-
The endless love they find within each other to give to their children. Why does this Timeline feels so nostalgic?? 🥺🥺
“There are parents who try to do better and there are parents who don’t. That’s it." Louder for everyone to hear!!!!
“Edom is my Alexander.” You really cant love more than this, huh??
“It wasn’t that bad,” she smiles. “I had a friend who came with me for moral support.”
“Ah,” Magnus says. “I hear he is dashing.”
“More like deranged,” she corrects.
Dont @ me but I love their dynamic ok?!?! Their friendship is kinda unique but it really is beautiful💙
Song rec: In The Stars by Benson Boone. Kinda tlnd Malec vibes but also lbaf malec vibes when Alec dies
Ilyy. Byeee💚
Lmao the song rec 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 (literally)
Here is a tiktok for you. When Rafe finds out about mavid 🤭
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ghoulciifer · 4 years
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Hi! I just saw your English exchange student headcanon and I was wondering if you could do a Irish exchange student headcanon? Like she's always messing, having a bit of the craic but one day the bakusquad accidentally eat a load of the food she was sent from her Nana and she just goes off because there's barely any Irish food in Japan and she misses it but bakuboy helps her out! Sorry if this is really specific! I think it would just be gas if that happened 🤣😂 Thank you so much!! 💕💞💗❤️
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hc: the bakusquad eats irish!reader’s food from home, but Bakugou comes to the rescue.
tw: none
tags: irish!reader, bakusqaud tomfoolery, bakugou being the tsundere he is
notes: hi anon!! i’m so happy to hear that you enjoyed my british!reader headcanons. this request also required me to do some research because i honestly didn’t understand some of the terms you used AJAHSGAHAJJA again keep in mind i am VERY american so i apologize of any of this is off/inaccurate. also, this ended up being much longer than i intended so it’s not proofread :,) but i still really hope you enjoy!! i know i enjoyed writing it! thank you so much for your submission, and my inbox is still open for asks ❥
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» just like i said in my british!reader hc, pretty much all of class 1-A befriended you at some point during your stay at UA, so when you decided to stay in japan it left you with some lifelong friends!
» ESPECIALLY the members of the bakusquad, literally cannot get rid of the fuckers (not that you want to, tho)
» and they absolutely love you! you’re an essential part of their group, they can’t imagine what their lives would have been like without you.
» they especially love that you still value your heritage, and they shut their mouths n’ open their ears every time you talk about it because they’re SO interested (especially bakugou but he won’t admit it ajdhsjahah)
» because you’re so in touch with your roots, you often talk about your family, your childhood, what it was like living there, etc.
» they lowkey feel bad when you get super homesick because they definitely begged you to stay after graduation, but you always reassure them you wouldn’t wanna have it any other way! they’re your home now!
» but it is especially sweet when you receive care packages from home, as much as you love it in japan you still like having a little piece of home with you
» so when your nana sends you snacks, trinkets, and all kinds of random shit she can stuff in a box? you CHERISH that shit
» every now and then you’ll share with your buddies but you NEVER show them your stash, bc you know they’re gonna be selfish especially sero n’ kaminari, stingy bastards
» they love the snacks almost more than you do, swear they’ve never tasted anything better in their lives
» even bakugou’s like “damn this shit IS good”
» but they’re yours! not theirs! it’s your own little secret taste of home that they wouldn’t be able to understand, so you keep that stash on LOCKDOWN
» but... what you didn’t account for was mina’s incredible snooping ability
» while you were on patrol one day, mina was cleaning up around your shared apartment with sero. halfway through doing her laundry she realizes she’s missing one of her favorite sweaters, which you borrowed about a week ago, so by that logic she takes advantage of your absence to go find it
» while she’s shuffling around in your closet something falls and bounces off her massive hair, landing next to her feet and as she investigates she instantly recognizes the packaging
» “SERO!! Y/N HAS MORE OF THOSE HUNKY DORY THINGS!”
» the speed in which sero reached your room rivaled iidas, istg
» “YOU MEAN THOSE GOD TIER CHIPS?”
» she frantically nods and immediately begins searching for more, finding the box you keep buried in the corner of the shelf of your closet
» their eyes are practically bulging out of their heads at the amount of snacks you’ve been hoarding; things they’ve had before, things they’ve never tried, it all looked so beautiful as their mouths instantly began to water
» the rational thing to do in this situation would be to put the box back and ask you about it later, right?
» nope
» they’re quick to call up the rest of the group and before you know it, they’re all surrounding the coffee table staring at a mountain of irish snacks
» bakugou and kirishima are surprisingly the ones trying to convince everyone to not eat them, because you probably had them stored away for a reason
» but after sero shoves a jam mallow into their mouth they’re definitely on board to chow down
» you finally come home after a long day of dealing with bs villains, feet aching, back sore, only to find your idiot friends devouring your sacred snacks
» apparently they never heard you come in because it takes a good minute before kaminari catches your fuming face staring right at him, arms crossed with your brows furrowed into a harsh V
» “so, uh... how was patrol?”
» you lost it
» “Oh, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph could ye be any more stupid, ye feckin’ melter?”
» suddenly all eyes are on you after you begin spewing some very irish insults with very expressive hand gestures, slipping between the two dialects you were fluent in with every angry breath that left your body
» toward the end of your raging you can’t even bring yourself to look at your guilt-ridden friends anymore, so you stomp off to your room and slam the door behind you before locking it
» the silence that follows almost hurts them more than the words you threw at them, and it definitely nearly brought mina and kaminari to tears. but they knew it was because they fucked up
» bakugou eventually grumbles something under his breath before hoisting himself off the floor
» “I’ll be right back, you assholes clean that shit up.”
» about an hour and a half later, after a much needed shower and change of clothes, you finally emerge from your room to grab a quick meal
» you’re still upset, but you at least want to apologize for the not-so-nice words that came out of your mouth during your little fit, so you figure now’s as good a time as any
» so imagine your surprise when you pass through the living room to find a pile of all the snacks you were pissed about missing moments ago
» the bakusqaud is all sprawled out on your sectional in wait for you, and when they see your surprise they jump from their seats to tackle you in a group hug
» apologies are coming in left and right as you giggle between the tangled mess of limbs surrounding you
» of course you forgive them, how could you not?
» as happy as you are at the moment you couldn’t help but wonder how the hell they pulled this off
» everyone catches your confused look and simply points at bakugou, who stuffs his hands in his pockets with a harsh ‘tch’
» “There’s a market across town that sells imported snacks, Deku told me about it weeks ago.”
» you smile uncontrollably at the thought of bakugou being so considerate and being the one to take initiative to right your friends wrongs
» so of course you rush forward to smother him in a hug of his own!
» he pretends not to enjoy it, but the blush covering his cheeks says otherwise 😌
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