#yuuji headcanons

[yikimiki]

okay I have this hallucinating, ground-shaking vision of Yuuji and Sukuna as brothers who have completely different ideas on how to conquer (and fuck) you. Yuuji is younger and more tender about it, he brings you flowers and steals shy little kiss during studying sessions. He hums and moans when you let him kiss you deeper, almost cums in his pants when you grind against his swollen cock on the couch. He fucks you with tenderness like you’re about to break, whimpering like a virgin and losing his control as his pleasure increases. He’s teary-eyed and heaving like he’s having a religious experience by the time he cums and he just cuddles and snoozes off the rest of the day. But Sukuna???? Sukuna invites you to the weirdest, shadiest places you’ve ever been to and loves the way you’re so scared that you cling onto him the entire night. He holds your face with his huge hand and blows smoke into your mouth before he shoves his tongue inside, kissing you so pornographically that even people around you two are embarrassed. He takes you back to your place and makes you ride his cock as he smokes like he’s not even bothered by it; then puts you in all fours and absolutely fucks the soul out of you, cumming multiple times before he’s even close to satisfied. Yeah. And you can’t even make up your mind about who do you like best.

[naouya]

JJK MEN AS YOUR EX !!

gn!reader x gojo, geto, yuuji

GETO. he's the type of ex who turns ice cold after your breakup, no matter the circumstances. you are no longer his lover? not a problem, he won't pretend like you ever were. he'll say hi out of politeness if you ever see each other, but don't wait for any small talk. he tries to solve his feelings by closing you out of his life entirely, this working more or less.

GOJO. he will still stay friendly with you, but won't overdo it. the type of ex who you text on every christmas, birthday, or bigger achievements even years after the split. maybe chat a few words, but he won't get too much in your face or beg for a second chance. gojo would always refer to your relationship as something nice that's in the past, and he would never let you see how much he hurt from your breakup. men pride.

YUUJI. he also stays friendly with you, maybe a little too friendly. your talks are now a little more awkward, but he's still trying to keep your interest up. he wouldn't give up if you broke up with him, and he subtly tries to get back in your heart. subconsciously dressing up nicely when he knows you are going to see him, or flowers appearing at your door by someone. and it's definitely working, he's irresistible.

[gojoshooter]

Asking Jock!Yuuji To Teach You Lift Weights

pairing : aged up Jock!Yuuji x f!reader

an : here's to my first Yuji fic~ hope u like <3

A soft sigh leaves you. It has barely been fifteen minutes — fifteen minutes since the familiar strapping pinkette has walked into your local gym. If you take a rough guess... it has been a few weeks since he joined in, and since then, you've been anything but focused on your routine.

Anything but calm and ofcourse it's not because you're thinking about eight thousand and one ways to approach a cute jock boy without sounding like a fangirl. Ofcourse not, it's the treadmill. The only time you ever took a good look at his sweaty natural black undercut and the crescent smiley eyes is through the mirror in front. You know better, but the problem is you're a lil wimp like your bestfriend calls you.

Speaking of your dear bestfriend— you check your watch— who is late as ever, you take a couple long drags of the morning gym air.

I'll make it fast, let's do this, I have a chance. Maybe. How do the popular girls make a move? I can't think too much. Nooo no no. Alright, he'll not hang me for walking his way, chill out y/n. Not like I'll mind but—

He whips his head. Your first instinct is to stupidly turn around and skip out of the damned gym. But you're a human, and you need to speak before his brows lift higher. You've been walking his way all while reciting your inner monologue and almost tripped into the back of his damp sleeveless tee. You didn't even notice he was almost a foot taller than you, until this moment. Heat rises to your neck, crawling up your face.

“Uuh...” Seriously, of the thousands of times you thought of this moment, never did you think what then.

“Actually...” you start again, with a little more adrenaline to back you up. “you seem quite fit, heh... would you mind teaching me uh... bench press?” Not the best excuse cause, atleast your bestfriend knows you're one hell of a weightlifter. That's also one of the reasons why you're attracted to him. He's like... the level hundred boss of weightlifting, you've seen him do it.

“Oh... why not? Come up here!” his smile as innocent as if he doesn't shoot hearts with it. You watch him fan his sweating face with the loose neck of his tee as he makes his way to the other section. You follow behind, and a mental image of your friend rolling her eyes pops in your mind. Whatever, if you're gonna fuck this up, you're doing it good.

“Have you tried lifting before? I'll recommend squat bar weights for starters...” to which your head shakes fast. “No... I've tried that. I really wanted to try this you know... and... the coaches seem busy” his gaze lowers from your eyes to your subconscious little pout, and he's throwing that smile again. He'll definitely pass as a human golden retriever.

“No worries, I'm not the best teacher but since you're not new we can work it yeah?” he slips behind you, asking in a tone that if you'd try to describe, you'd either be called horny or exaggerating. “Can I touch you? I mean... to guide, you know?” one of his hands hover around your shoulder, to hint you to lay on the low bench. You nod with a smile as the boxes of your criteria fill with check marks. Tall, check. Cute, check. Big and built, check. Humble, check check check.

In seconds, there's a heavy palm on the small of your back guiding you to the long bar while you try looking as inexperienced as possible. You notice he's gentle and careful with details of execution, while fixing your back.

“Now look up at me,” he's instructing, as he looks down at your layed form. The lights above him makes a halo over his head and he smiles down at you. “keep your eyes up, mm?” you nod, suppressed your shy smile with a bit.

“I'm gonna touch your sternum... right here,” a slow poke below your chest that accelerates and stops your clumsy heart at the same time. “bring the barbell down there and then straight up with your arms, can you do that?” with a nod, warm rough palms guide your clammy ones as you lift the weight. “Easy... don't rush” firm.

“Am I being good?” you croak out, immediately clearing your throat. His eyes zero at yours, and he's chuckling. You prey to the gods to not make it seem like some sly innuendo. “You're being good, good girl, you're strong”. Fuels my praise kink, check.

All while you were lost in the abyss of training with your gym crush, you peek sideways when you feel a third presence.

Your bestfriend. Oh, she was late. “Maki... you're late,” The now divided attention causes you to loose your grip, and the barbell is now in the big palms and flexing bisceps of your almighty interest who's looming on the side of your head.

“S-Sorry! My b-”

“Are you distracted? Take a break” surprisingly gentle. A pout forms on your pretty lips. Whines to keep this lil training going are about to fall when your friend looks at you through specs, “What's going on... y/n?” “We're training! She's so good, you know. Almost too good for a starter”

You whip your head the other way when the weired out pretty face of your bestie look at your half-layed form. Don't say it, don't say it. “I thought she knows to lift better than me... what are you learning y/n?” Now, there are two heads looking you down. Never was a time you ever wanted to play dead on the spot as bad.

It's quite comical—and pretty cute if you ask him. Tilting his pink fluffy head, he inspects with a light giggle “Is that so, y/n?” When you turn your head, your eyes land on Maki. Seems like things are finally going down in her brain, and she shrugs away to the treadmills mumbling something along the lines of you being ludicrous. No one's there to save you now, you're by your own with eyes everywhere but on him as you slowly sit up.

“Um- I can explain actually-”

“And it's not another lie?” you stop mid way, thinking about whatever you'd make up as an excuse and it indeed would've been a lie.

Before you burst out of embarrassment or the gym — he snickers as he pinches your cheeks.

“I'd be lying if I say that wasn't adorable,” you look down, licking your dry lips when the little pinch turns your cheeks rosier “but pretty girls don't need antics like that, do they?” You're not even thinking anymore, flushing red and nodding along like a kid. You see him standing up from the bench.

There's a heavy sigh — not out of frustration. “Gym time's over for me I guess... ” he's chewing his lower lip, sliding his phone out subtly. Contemplating something?

“Here... I can teach you some more if you like” he's the one to call you cute? boy should see mirror. you look up at his face and down at his phone twice “oh... OH!” your smaller hands scramble to take the phone, punch your number with shaking fingers.

As you give the phone back, you stand to greet him byes, tucking a few loose strands behind your pink ears. He smiles shyly at your little hand wave, reciprocating as he walks out of the gym lights.

Heartthrob, check!

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p.s. never thought I'll research for a fic XD but yup, i did some. also please do not try this to win a boy lol. annnd likes and rbs are appreciated! hope you enjoyed this <33

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[weneeya]

Clingy and bored

fluff with Yuuji

enjoy some fluff!

You were lying on the bed for a long time already, a book between your hands. Not so far from you, Yuuji was trying to work on some papers he had to do for class. He was so easily distracted that he didn't achieve to do it as fast as he hoped. All he wanted to do was to be with his girlfriend and have peaceful time with her. Understanding that his brain wouldn't let him work, Yuuji closed the book opened in front of him and let a sigh left his lips. With a bit of luck, you would hear him and tell him to come with you. Sadly for him, you didn't hear a thing, too focused on your book.

But Yuuji wasn't the type to give up like this. Another sigh could be heard, doing even more sound than the previous one. No reaction. He stood up and came next to you, letting another sigh out. You turned to him, a surprised look on your face.

"Is everything okay?" you asked, a bit concerned.

"I'm so boreeeed. Let's do something!"

You frowned a little, letting your book open.

"I'm busy Yuuji, and you're supposed to work."

A pout appeared on his face, right before he jumped on the bed, right in the empty space. He came closer to you, doing the puppy eyes.

"Please, just let me read with you then. I'll be silent!"

You rolled your eyes. How were you supposed to say no to this adorable little face? You lifted your arm so he could come cuddle you, putting his arms all around your body. His head rested slowly on your chest, letting him hear your heartbeat. A smile appeared on his lips, his eyes closed.

"You were supposed to read with me." you said, a little amused.

"Can you read out loud? Pleaaase."

You laughed a bit, but still started to read aloud so he could listen to the story. Actually, he didn't care at all about the book. All he wanted to do was to rest and listen to your soft voice. Like this, between your arms, he was the happiest boy on earth.

sweet boy deserves some domestic and soft peace :(

[cherieetcherries]

Sukuna is the type of guy to fall for the "ligma", "dragon", "stigma" type of jokes and Yuuji puts all of his creativity into creating even more jokes like that.

Cause Sukuna falls for them every single time and it always frustrates him to no end that Yuuji made a fool out of him again.

Also, Yuuji makes a lot of "your mum/dad" jokes to Sukuna. Actually, it became an automatic response for him, that he has accidentally once or twice responded to Gojo this way. The poor boy apologized to him more times than necessary and Sukuna wouldn't let the incident rest for weeks.

[specshroom]

★- Working out with Yuuji!

(NSFW, MDNI, AGED UP YUUJI! FEM READER, No use of Y/N)

You complained to yuuji about wanting to work out but not wanting to get a stupid gym membership. So your best friend comes up with the idea to just work out at his place. He gets really into the idea too. He buys gym mats, different weights and he consults YouTube for different exercises to try. He's really excited 🥺

So excited that he doesn't even realise how fucked he is until you walk into his apartment with your gym outfit on.

"You ready to sweat?"

You're so pumped that you don't see how he's looking at you with a nervous grin or how he slightly adjusts his dick in his pants.

It gets even worse when you actually start exercising and Yuuji has to try keep himself together and not combust while you both do squats in his living room. He can't stop his dumb guy brain from going to those stupid cringy pornos where the big buff guy helps the hot dumb girl work out and they obviously end up fucking. What if you two could-

"Yuuujiiii!“ He finally notices you waving your hand in front of his face.

"......yeah?“

"Where the hell's your head at?"

"uuuuh... sorry." He looks so bashful. He's so lost in it he couldn't even come up with a lie.

So it goes like that for a couple of weeks. You two meet up a few times a week at his place to sweat it out and Yuuji has to jerk off in his room when you leave.

The funniest part is that he thinks you don't know. He thinks you don't notice the tent in his pants during every session. He doesn't even suspect that you might be wearing tighter, more revealing gym clothes on purpose. He's not even a little suspicious of the way you push your tits and ass out when you stretch or the noises you make being a little too erotic.

Yuuji isn't slick. He thinks he can play off the redness in his face and the harshness of his breath. Truly it's starting to rile you up too. It's been fun teasing him but you're getting worked up yourself at this point. Yuuji respects you too much to just come out and say that he thinks you're so hot and he jerks off to the idea of fucking you in your tight gym clothes. You know you're the one who has to make the first move.

So you rock up to Yuuji's place in tights and a sports bra with a different kind of determination in your eyes. While Yuuji's stretching, unknowingly showing off his well built shoulders and forearms you sneak up behind him.

"I saw this stretch that looked really good, do you want to try it?"

Yuuji looks back at you and mumbles "Sure."

You motion for him to sit. "Okay, so spread your legs and put your hands on the floor between them, yeah like that." While explaining you kneel behind him, knees on either side of his waist. "Now I'll just push your back forward and you try and reach your toes" you say softly, close to his ear. You lean forward so that your tits are pressed up against his back. You can tell he's having a hard time breathing and you know it isn't due to the stretch.

"Doesn't that feel good?" You hum, breath fanning his ear.

Yuuji replies with a weak "mhm"

This is your chance. You lightly run your hands down his broad arms, keeping your chest squished against his back. "You alright Yuuji? You sound like you're in pain." You fain concern. You know exactly what hurts.

"Nah, 's alright. Nothing hurts." He breathes, genuinely trying to reassure you even though he feels he could die from blue balls at any moment.

"hmm, you sure?" Your hands slide from his arms to his thick thighs before one hand slowly makes its way towards the growing member in his loose gym pants. "Not even here?“

Yuuji just stops breathing for a second. His brain needs a few more seconds to fully comprehend what's happening. Your tits are pressing up against him and you've got your hand placed right on his dick.

"Yuuji? Do you want me to make you feel better or not?" Your voice jolts him out of his own mind.

"uuuh, y-yeah, yes....please." Yuuji stumbles out, back still slouched over, thighs spread out on the floor giving you perfect access.

"kiss me first then." You say suddenly, lifting your hand from his crotch.

Yuuji tries not to whine, looking back at you shocked once more. "What?"

"Well if I'm going to give you a reach around it's just polite to kiss me first" You say, oh so casually.

Yuuji lightly laughs at the ridiculousness of the situation and after staring at your lips for a second he leans in and you meet him half way in a deep kiss. It's clear that you both have been waiting awhile for this kiss with how passionate and deep it is.

Your hand cards through his hair and lightly pulls on it so that he leans back, resting his head on your shoulder, giving you better access to his mouth. Your tongue licks gently at his lower lip asking for entrance which he grants quickly and you explore each other's mouths. All while your other hand moves back to slowly palm him through his pants.

Yuuji lightly moans into the kiss and his big hand covers yours to gently guide you as he lightly grinds up into your palm. God he's so hot. You can't wait any longer and you push past the waist band of his shorts and underwear to wrap your hand around his shaft.

"fuck" Yuuji breaths into your mouth. He rests his head on your shoulder looking up at you with such adoring eyes.

"How much have you thought about this huh? A lot, considering how you stare at me in these gym clothes, you pervert."

His eyes go wide and he flinches "You knew? You were doing it on purpose?!"

You laugh at his sudden realisation. While your temporarily distracted Yuuji begrudgingly takes your hand off him and turns around so he's facing you now.

"You wanted me to have these thoughts about you." He says leaning closer so you're pressed against the couch behind you. His eyes travel down to your tits and then lower. "So you wore this for me?“

When you nod, Yuuji sighs and places his hands on the underside of the bra. "Can I?"

You nod again and he wastes no time slipping the piece of fabric off of you. You sit there feeling pretty exposed but confident as Yuuji stares at your free tits like he's never seen a pair before.

You laugh at his reaction and slowly take one of his hands to cup one breast. He plays with the weight of it in his warm hand, utterly fascinated. You encourage his other hand to slowly start moving towards where you need him the most.

Yuuji gathers up the nerve and cups your mound in his hand. His eyes shut and he curses at how warm and wet it is even through the fabric. He steels himself and with a determined look he starts palming your clit. In those shitty pornos he watches he always found it so hot when the guy would finger the girl while she's still wearing tights. So that's what he intends to do as he shuffles his hand past the hem of your pants and underwear. Finally, when he gets to rub his thick fingers against your bare cunt, you both audibly groan. He can't help but kiss you again this time it's much more feverish.

He takes his time rubbing up on your entrance getting his fingers all wet with your slick before he slides one in to open you up. You're moaning into his mouth and you think this truly is like your wet dreams as he slips his middle and ring fingers inside your needy pussy.

He takes his time finding the perfect spot that makes your eyes flutter and pussy clench harder and when he finds it he goes to fucking town.

He's pumping his fingers in and out rubbing up against your sweet spot and he brings the thumb of his other hand to rub against your clit bringing you closer to the brink.

A few more harsh pumps of his strong hand has you reaching your peak with a loud groan, mouth agape and tight clad legs shaking as he slows down allowing you to ride it out.

"That was so hot, you're so hot." Yuuji praises, dazed eyes never leaving you, sounding stunned like he can't believe he just made you cum so hard it messed the front of your tights.

You laugh breathlessly still trying to regain yourself. "Do you want to see me do it again?" You lazily look up at him, legs still spread out just for him.

Yuuji's amazed he hasn't cum untouched at this point. He nods enthusiastically while shoving his pants and underwear down then making quick work of yours. Yuuji stops for a moment to admire your completely naked form infront of him and you do the same to him before you two can't resist each other any longer and you both latch onto the other. Chest to chest now, so close you can feel each other's heart beats. You both grind against each other and when you grab Yuuji's cheeks and pull him into a passionate kiss he chooses that moment to start pushing his hard dick into your pussy. The stretch feels divine and thanks to the thorough prep he bottoms out in no time.

You both groan into each other's mouths, connected in such intimate ways. As your tongues explore one another Yuuji starts thrusting and you grind back in time. You both move together so in sync like you've done this a million times. As the kiss gets even more heated the thrusting and grinding gets faster and more feverish. You know you're both so close to release when the kissing gets even more sloppy and the grinding gets so hard and fast you have to cling tighter onto each other to keep pace.

And when you both cum together it's better than either of you imagined. His arms are holding you so tight to his chest and your arms cling tightly around his neck and shoulders. Your cunt clenches so hard on his dick as he shoots ropes into you. You both stay right there panting into each other's mouths, bodies basically glued together with sweat.

It takes a few minutes for you both to ease up enough to stop clinging to eachother and even longer for him to actually pull out. After which you both groan at the sight of his spent dick and your dripping pussy still linked by a string of both his and your cum.

You look up at him to see him already looking at you. You stare at eachother both still in a bit of delirium.

"we should exercise like that more often."

[bleach-your-panties]

Things Mean!Toxic!Yuuji Would Say💬

Because let's not forget that he called Nobara a bitch in s1!! I feel like he could be mean as hell if he wanted to! @yuujispinkhair

warnings: name-calling, degradation, slightly non-con/dub-con-ish?, jealousy. 18+ aged characters.

•"It's too big? Oh well, that's okay. I'll make it fit."

•"Were you flirting with Megumi during training? Don't lie to me, I watched you."

•"I literally do not care if your legs are tired, I said hold them up."

•"Your pussy hurts? Get ready to gag on my cock then, bitch, because I still haven't came."

•"Why do you always look at him? Do you like him or something? Need me to remind you who owns that whorebox between your legs?"

•"I don't give a shit about what you and Nobara did today, just take off that skirt. Spread that pussy for me. Good girl."

•"How about I send this picture of your ass to Megumi? I think it's a nice angle, what do you think, huh, slutty baby? What, too fucked out to talk? Figures."

•"Ah ah, no. I didn't say you could cum, so you'd better hold it or you're not getting my dick again for a month."

•"You don't feel like sucking dick? Well, that's too damn bad, 'cause I feel like getting my dick sucked, babe."

•"Did you come in here to fuck? If not, I'm going to sleep."

----

mean Yuuji, let's fucking go😤

[yuuuhiii]

omg hi if you’re still doing matchups i wanted to request a jjk one please! mmm readers pretty soft spoken, and very quiet. def a listener rather than a talker. a little bit dry honestly and pretty much relies on others to keep the conversation going😭 what else let me think…mm idk really likes cats? pretty girly i suppose but doesn’t like being called out on it☝️ omg super shy and hesitant in relationships but craves attention anyways. i think that’s it, thank you!!

i match you with YUUJI ITADORI ᥫ᭡

Yuuji is infatuated.

For the umpteenth time he’s out with Nobara. And this time he’s silently thanking her for forcing him to come because he would have never seen you. You’re so gorgeous, he thinks. He’s moving before he can even think but he’s not against it.

“Hey.” He says and you tense.

He’s tall, big, and attractive. You smell a faint perfume on him, and he has big eyes that remind you of a puppy. You’re sure if he has a tail, it’d be wagging.

“Uh! This probably really weird. But you’re so beautiful I was wondering if I could get to know you.”

You’re taken aback by his words and boldness. You were going to politely decline yet those damn eyes and smile held you from doing so.

That was the first day Yuuji had talked to you and now you guys were dating.

It had taken quite sometime for Yuuji to get you comfortable and to open up around him. However he did accept that that’s also just how you were as a person.

You were a woman of few words and he had no problem with it. He’d love to ramble about anything and everything as you hummed and looked pretty.

Although when it came to you coming by a cat, he swears he’d die of cuteness overload. The way you just naturally attract them and the smile you adorn has him wanting to kiss your face off.

Cuteness aggression was definitely his thing.

Especially when you’d get shy over his compliments. The first time he kisses you and pulled away, he whispered against your lips.

“You’re so perfect.” He could feel the exact moment you turned red and he smiled big.

Every moment after that he’d call you pet names, never failing to let you know how beautiful you were inside and out. One thing Yuuji did notice about you though was how shy you were to initiate affection. He’s still not used to it, when you crave his attention and actually act on it.

Like the one time you knocked on his door, evening hours.

“Oh? Hi cutes.” He smiles and you flush. You don’t say anything but you hug him and he freezes. His arms quickly cage you in against him.

“You okay?” He asks, voice laced with concern.

You hum, “I just missed you.” He immediately smiles, kissing the crown of your head he pulls you in his room.

Or the time you were once again in his room as he played video games. The whole time he could feel your staring and he’d noticed the way you’d fidget with your hands. Eyes still on the tv, he speaks.

“Are you okay, pretty?” He sees you jump, eyes moving quickly.

You then stand up and as he’s about to tell you to kindly move but you kiss him. His controller falls to the floor, making you jump away.

“N-No!” He squeaks out, his eyes lidded and a pretty blush on his face.

“Kiss me again.” He says mindlessly and with the both of you red as a tomato, you do as he says.

You don’t have to use your words, you don’t have to lift your finger because Yuuji knows you. He knows what you like and what you hate. It’s easy for him to give you just what you want without you asking him.

In this case, cuddling. He scoop you in his arms, laying you against him as your breath would even against him.

Yuuji loves how reserved and soft you are, you ground him and keep him sane.

What would he do without you.

© yuuuhiii 24 : don’t plagiarize, translate, or post my work on other platforms

[cat3ch1sm]

🧺~ part two of this post! i hope you all enjoy<33

୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅ fem!reader, harassment, physical violence, language, sexual harassment, mild death mentions :D

ft. yuuji, gojo, and geto!

﹥*:ꔫ:*+ﾟ✧༺💚༻∞ ﾟ+*:ꔫ:*﹤ ✧༺💚༻∞

[nanamin-nah-nanamine]

Yuuji would be so cute rutting on top of you and moaning into your ear about how good you felt around him. He’d be so cute and whiny, kissing on your neck begging you to call him a good boy. The type to get so lost in his own pleasure he’s plowing into you with no remorse, wringing orgasm after orgasm from your sore cunt.

Reblogs are really appreciated if you like my work :)

[xviiigumix0]

random jjk headcanons !🎧

₊˚ 𓂃˖ 𝜗𝜚 ｡˚₊. ໒ྀི ₊˚⊹˙✧ 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔... mi corazon - pate de fua ⁉

✮ yuuji is traumatized as fuck, he WILL NOT make new friends or get a partner because he's genuinely terrified that they will die bc of him

✮ megumi does not answer calls for the life or his, only texting

✮ maki is really thoughtful and is good at handmade gifts

✮ similarly, nobara is also thoughtful, but is better at buying gifts, if you mentioned that you liked certain character or franchise, she will shower you in merch even if you said it months ago

✮ nanami hates sweatpants and prefers to wear pajama pants if he wants to be comfortable

✮ he's also a housewife, 100% uses an apron with flowers

✮ megumi and nobara will doodle on any surface, itadori does not know how to draw. panda and toge enjoy doodling themselves

✮ gojo used to doodle him and geto on the desks when they were in hs

✮ nobara walks to the rhythm of the song she's listening to

✮ itadori disassociates quite a lot, but mostly when he's alone

✮ in his room, yuuji has a pile of dvd's and blurays

✮ he also likes making mp3 playlist for his friends

✮ miwa uses :3 unironically

✮ megumi is a minimalist. nobara likes pink pilates princess. yuuji, maki, and toge use techwear

✮ if maki went to a normal highscool, she would be obsessed with academic validation, mechamaru would be her enemy though

✮ nobara is an STEM girlie, nobody fight me on this

✮ if itadori got over his trauma he would be the best boyfriend ever

✮ toge is a picky eater

✮ nanami hates tiktkok, he has an instagram but posts every blue supermoon

✮and everytime he posts something is most likely a scenery

✮ yuuji is addicted to twitter

✮ nobara posts weekly photodumps on instagram

[rubywithecat]

Rating JjK men on a blind date

Gojo Satoru

-Bad review: He might be showing up without any preparation like he doesn’t even know anything about u beforehand. Said he was being busy, babysitting his students and will be talkative about his battles against greatest curse. Also, be prepare to be teased most of the time.

-Good review: He would not split bill and will pay for both. He would also take u out for shopping if he likes u and apologize for coming without any preparation. He would send u home safely in his sport car and would talk with u on video call all night

Overall: 9.1/10 (U had a really good time with his humors and his pretty eyes are such a blessing to look at and u could just be starring at it forever. He seems to be the one who can make u comfortable around him which is a good sign)

Toji Fushiguro

Bad review: Might lack some respect talking to u and can judge u about how u dress or style. Would ask for ur income and what u imagine in the future so soon. Can be quite demanding too.

Good review: Shower u with compliment if he likes the way u look. He can cook and prepare a small gift to u. He would take to u the best memorable places like the lake with a astonishing view.

Overall: 7.5/10 (U really love his mature style and the way he talk and smile. U seems to have a good side on him which u really wanna explore more)

Megumi Fushiguro

Bad review: Can be so formal and getting embarrassed often. Seems hard to approach and kinda secretive about his life. He might be asking more about u and just reply with like “I see”

Good review: He is so informative about u and so caring in details about what u like and what u don’t. He has a mature mind which is like getting u can trust him vibe. He is so responsible and will politely pay for both and if u insist, he would let u pay for ur part. He is very considerate. He would take u to museums or bookstore or whatever places u would like to go. He is shy at physical touch on first date but he would try holding hands.

Overall: 8.5/10 (Such a good partner for long term and u like the way how he get all shy and u find it cute)

Nanami Kento

Bad review: none

Good review: Act of service!!! And spoiling u with an expensive necklace and he knows how to talk to a woman and makes her feels comfortable and also interesting about him.

Overall: 10.5/10 (U could spend time with him for hours and just talking and laughing at him. He might hug u in his big chest when saying goodbye and will text u with quick replies after too)

Yuuji Idatori

-Bad review: Almost none. He seems kinda childish tho but cuz maybe u haven’t know him yet.

-Good review: He’s so sweet and will laugh at ur jokes and he make sure u don’t feel awkward. He would lead the way and will take u to arcade to spend time. He would be trying his best like a child to win ur favor which is cute

-Overall: solid 9/10 (He gave u the best time and he could cheer u up on ur bad day and makes u smile no matter what. U really likes him and he was blushing just like an innocent when u kissed him on his cheek)

Sukuna Ryomen

Bad review: self-obsessed and will be always talking about himself and will treat u as lower to him.

Good review- Almost none 😭 expect his good looks:))

Overall- 2/10 (Just visual and vocal pleasing. U would be returning home with so many delusional in your head:”)

Inumaki Toge

Bad review: He doesn’t speak!

Good review: He is a good listener and he would buy u snacks.

Overall: Surpringly 5/10 (it’s not that bad and u find urself loving to spend time with him and u believe ur feeling will grow more after getting to know him better)

Yuuta Okkotsu

Bad review: He seems depressed and less talkative so u have to do all the talking.

Good review: after a while, u noticed that even tho he seems kinda in depression, he seems to be a really good and caring person

Overall: 4.5/10 (U will definitely try your best to know him better as u can see he has so much more than what u could see on surface. He seems to be a really cool person)

Hope u like this! Not me writing in the middle of night before exam:)) Anyway what should I write next?

Like and share and comments are really helpful Thanks! <33

[suekuna]

𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆 (𝐆𝐈𝐅 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍)

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — 𝐘𝐔𝐔𝐉𝐈, 𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈, 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎, 𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈, & 𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀

𝐂𝐖 — 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 (𝐡𝐞𝐡)

+ 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐈 𝐘𝐔𝐔𝐉𝐈 +

"i'm— i was— you're hot." 😀😀 congrats you just broke yuuji. i think this kid is pretty oblivious sometimes so he wouldn't even think to knock on your door. but when yuuji accidentally walks in on you, his brain has left the chat. “um,, can you get out?!" "AH YES RIGHT SURE OKAY." yuuji rushes out of the room but bumps into the doorway on accident 😭 the poor boy face palms because he just violated the privacy of his crush and just called them hot. all in those 10 seconds. 'what the fuck yuuji. closed door? knock dumbass.' then, the image of your semi-nude frame pops up in his head. 'no no no.' yuuji bangs his head on the doorframe but it doesn't stop his face from heating up. "i'm already gonna open the door relax." yuuji quickly removes his head from the doorframe. "sorry for not knocking." "yeah make sure to do that next time pls." you slightly smile at him so things don't get more awkward. things calm down but sukuna is pissed off. ‘you better delete it from your brain before nighttime brat.’ mans just wants some rest but unfortunately for him, it kept playing in yuuji's mind and kept both of them awake 💀

+ 𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎 𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈 +

"sumimasen." 🗿🗿 in the most calm way ever and respectfully walks out without looking at you. as soon as he's on the other side of the door, he clutches his chest. his heart is pounding hard. "tch, dammit y/n! don't you think you should lock the door?!" you hear megumi yelling from outside the room. "my guy, i thought it was normal to knock before going in someone's room?!" the dark-haired boy grits his teeth. you got a point there lol. btw he's not actually mad. he's just flustered and doesn't know how to act. megumi can barely keep up the cool guy act in front of you, the person he likes. this just made things worse 🙃 megumi even avoids eye contact with you for the next few days. even by hearing your name reminds him of what happened and has him hiding his blush in the collar of his jacket. eventually, megumi misses you and bites the bullet. "hey, y/n. um...sorry about...the other day." he still feels slightly embarrassed and looks away to the side with a slight tint of pink on his cheeks. megumi feels vulnerable but he’ll do anything to make you feel comfortable around each other again ❤️

+ 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 +

"niceeee." 😎 gojo is someone you shouldn't want walking in on you changing unless you're into that 👀 but since you're reading this, i'm assuming you are 😟 i can only see him being entertained and flirting with you lmao. gojo would be so nonchalant and blunt about it that it would seem like he’s not attracted to you in any way whatsoever. "hey y/n you know that dvd—" and there appears the legend himself while you are half-naked. "oh? oh 😏" gojo is smirking as he has no shame to look you over. "wha—" "if you were that into me y/n, you could've asked me out for coffee first." you glare at him and tell him to get tf out. "hmm okay, you're beautiful btw." gojo says as he walks out of your room leaving you flustered. it makes you question if he did it on purpose. but i trust gojo would never disrespect you like that; he’s quite the opposite of what you think. the man has a smile on his face outside of the room. ‘interesting’ it's weird, your body isn't what's ingrained in his mind. don't get me wrong he finds you extremely attractive, but it's the cute blush on your face he remembers most. and he wants to see you do that because of him, again.

+ 𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎 +

"..." oh he's out that mf. nanami is probably the most mature and respectful of all of these guys. i feel like nanami would walk out the second he sees you. being the gentleman i think he is, he would guard the area you’re changing in to make sure no one accidentally walks in on you a second time lol. nanami’s so quiet about it that you feel the weird need to apologize. “s-sorry, nanami. i should have been more careful.” the blonde haired man chuckles. “are you apologizing?” you laugh with him and say “yeah, i guess so.” nanami crosses his arms and leans on the door. “it was my fault. it’s true that you should learn how to lock a door…” he teases. “i wouldn’t want anyone else to see you like that.” oh ? your heart skips a beat. nanami gets flustered after realizing what he just said. “i mean uh if it was someone else instead of me, who knows how they would act.” luckily you can’t see him on the other side of the door as he awkwardly rubs the back of his neck. “oh yeah i get it haha.” your smile fades and so does his. you both wish that statement meant what it sounded like. both of your hearts are yearning for each other. you just don’t know it 😢

+ 𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀 +

"calm down damn." *unamused in ancient japanese* sukuna is 1,000 years old; he's been around the block 💀 you and yuuji have been best friends since you were in diapers. changing in front of each other just became normal and efficient when you had no other option. unfortunately, this time sukuna switches with yuuji. you don’t even notice until you hear “oi, nice view.” 🥵 bestie i’m screaming for you. you cover yourself up and slowing turn to look at what was supposed to be yuuji. yup there are the markings and the hair. “wtf is wrong with you?! turn around!!” sukuna sighs and turns around. “it’s not like i haven’t seen the human body before.” “just shut up pls…thank you.” sukuna rolls his eyes and looks around the room.‘switch me back, asshole.’ yuuji is sounding frustrated but the main reason sukuna switched with him was because he wanted your attention to himself. yet he fucked it up rn by doing it at the wrong time. the curse has no idea how to interact with someone he has feelings for. his brows furrow and he switches back with yuuji. sukuna pouts as he sits on his throne. maybe next time 😔

a/n - reblogs are loved + appreciated here :,) i’m still new to writing for jjk so, feel free to let me know your thoughts 💞

[missmeinyourbones]

AOT + JJK men as random pics i had saved on my phone PT 3

NOTE: another shit post while i work on some longer pieces ^v^ u can read part 1 and part 2 if you’d like :)

jean, porco, MEGUMI, gojo

geto, EREN, connie, inumaki

connie, YUUJI, eren, reiner

yuuji, armin, jean, GOJO

yuuta, REINER, levi, inumaki

levi, megumi, PORCO, yuuta

[atlas-library]

Fans always joke about LUNAIRE being hellish clients at restaurants because more than half the members have strict dietary restrictions.

Panda can eat meat, but it hurts his stomach, so he usually sticks to vegetarian meals.

Yuuta is allergic to gluten, so unless you want him to die looking like an inflated balloon, please don't give him any.

Toge doesn't have any allergies (he was technically lactose-intolerant as a kid, but he's French. He got rid of the small intolerance by forcing his body to adapt), but he has a vegan diet for his body and voice to be at top-capacity at all times. He has one day a month when he can eat anything he'd like, though.

Maki is lactose-intolerant, although she mostly endures the pain and the farts. She's a warrior.

Yuuji is also a warrior, just not a lactose-intolerant one. Give him dairy and he'll vomit blood. So yeah, they just don't do it.

Nobara is "only" allergic to kiwi and pineapple. She's doing just fine.

Megumi isn't allergic to any food. Everyone hates him for that.

[specshroom]

🔥Firefighter! Yuuji🔥

(CW: Burning building, Reader has boobies and is called Miss once but is mostly referred to as they/them. Inspired by that one fanart, you know the one.)

Reader comes home to their crappy apartment from a long day of work, showers, makes themselves some easy dinner and gets all cozy on the living room couch with their cat. 

They barely make it to the bedroom before they fall into the sheets, conked out for the night.

They're so deep in sleep they don't wake up from the faint smell of smoke or the sirens or the yelling. They don't even wake up when there's rushed knocking on the front door and yelling coming from the other side. 

However they do jolt awake when they hear the front door being forced open with a loud bang!

In a haze they still manage to reach under the bed for a metal bat they stashed there for occasions just like this.

They creep out the bedroom, bat in hand ready to swing. "Hello? Is anybody in here?" A man's voice calls from the living room. 

They mentally scoff. What kind of burglar calls out like that? Idiot. 

They can hear the heavy footsteps of the man walking closer towards the hallway they crept in. Holding the bat tighter, they wind up and just as a quite large man comes around the corner they swing hard. 

"OW!" 

The bat hits a hard surface. Confused they finally take in the man Infront of them. He's wearing a hard yellow helmet (the thing they hit, they realise) and a thick black and yellow jumpsuit thing. It kinda looks like a fireman get-up and Holy shit, they assaulted a fireman. 

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I thought you were a burglar!"

They drop the assault weapon and crouch down, assessing the helmet thats not even dented. 

"That's ok, it's alright, I'm fine! see?" The fireman tries to reassure them. Now that they have a better look at him he has an unreasonably bright smile on his face for someone who's just been assaulted. His bright smile contrasts with the few scars he has on his face in a way that's strangely endearing. 

They feel themselves smiling back and sighing "Oh that's good, I'm sorry again haha..... Why are you in my home?"

The fireman jolts up like he's just remembered something important. "Oh shit! The buildings on fire!"

"WHAT?!“ 

"Don't panic, Miss. I'm going to get you out of here." He says with a determined look that makes them believe his words. 

That's all he says before hoisting them up bridle style into his strong arms. Reader yelps. "I'm not injured. I can walk." They say, struggling in the strangers arms out of instinct. 

"The building's floors and ceilings might be unstable. Sorry, but it's safer if I carry you." The full seriousness of the situation dawns on them and they just nod at the man as he steps towards the door. "Wait! Wait! My cat!" They suddenly remember the creature they parent and struggled out of the man's hold running into their bedroom where the little guy is lazing on the bed, not a single care in the world. They scoop the cat up and run back to the fireman who is scoping out the hallway and talking on his little walky talky. They waist no time, allowing the well built man to pick them up as easily as they picked up the cat in their arms.

He successfully makes it down the few flights of stairs, cautious yet quick. "Cover your mouth! We're almost there!" The man says. They cover their mouth and nose with one hand and cover the kittie's with the other. Eyes shut tight, hiding their face into the man's neck. They don't open their eyes even when they feel a wave of cool night air telling them that they're outside the building and safe. 

The fireman carries them to one of the ambulances and sets them down gently. "You alright?" He says crouching In front of them and looking them up and down, breathing a little heavy. They nod wordlessly, looking into his bright eyes. 

Once he's satisfied that they're unharmed he stands and says, "I have to go." He points to the firetrucks stationed outside the burning building. The reader just nods again and mutters "Thanks." The man smiles at them again as if nothing is wrong and everything is going perfectly, it makes them believe he's right. He jogs over to where the other firemen are talking amongst themselves. 

They get a better look at the building now. The powerfull jets of water flowing in through the windows. The other residents of the building watching in various states of panic, relief, silence, fear. Luckily, when Reader looks around for neighbours and familiar faces all seem to be accounted for. The firemen seem to have done a really good job minimizing casualties and destruction. 

After about an hour the fire is in dieing smolders and the building no longer emits a furious heat, only ashy smoke. Reader is sitting on a bench, cat in their lap with an emergency blanket and a free cookie the ambulance responders were handing out. 

They don't notice the tall figure walking up to them until he's standing beside them. "Hi, how're we doing?". They look up to see the same firefighter from before. "Pretty good....considering." They shrug. He huffs and sits down next to them. "Well, good news is nobody died and your apartment's probably fine too."

"Oh that's good." They say and cringe at their weak conversational skills. He's just talking to them cus it's something that firefighters do with citizens in these situations... Right?

They look over at him as he looks at the doused, chard part of the building. "Uhm, is your head alright?" They ask the man, pointing to his helmet covered head.

He looks at them confused and then laughs. "Oh yeah it's totally good, see." He pulls off his head gear revealing a head of short pink hair. He tussles it with his hand and bends down showing them that there's no bump or bruise.

Before they can think not too, Reader reaches out to lightly caress the strands of hair at the top of his head. He freezes, his eyes wide still looking down, bent over for them. They quickly bring their hand back to the cat on their lap. "I like your hair." They say looking down at the kitty. Yuuji looks up at them with still wide eyes and straightens his back. His cheeks tint pinker than his hair and Reader chuckles at the sight.

"Thanks... I like your..." He's clearly rushing for something to say, not expecting the conversation to go this route. "Shirt." He settles on. His eyes flick down to the baggy old shirt with some anime character on it that they use for pajamas.

A well timed breeze blows through and Reader is suddenly reminded of the fact that they sleep without a bra on.

They tug the blanket closer and mutter "Thanks". Yuuji just continues to look at them with the same pink tinted face.

"Brother!" A loud voice calls and the two turn to see a big burly man calling his coworker over. They look back at each other and both grin at one another. "Uh, I'll see you around?" The pink haired man says while playing with his hair and picking up his helmet. "Yeah, I hope so." Reader waves slightly at him. He walks away still looking back at them and waving until he reaches the man who was calling him "brother". The man roughly pats him on the back and throws his arm around his shoulder. Mr Pink hair looks disgruntled as The big guy yells out to another black haired, serious looking fireman. "Did you see that Megumi? Yuuji thinks he's a Hot Shot now!"

Megumi just sighs and rolls his eyes. "Please get back to work, Todo." Yuuji struggles in Todo's hold, looking back at Reader for a second to see them still looking at him. They turn around quickly, embarrassed at being caught. Yuuji smiles and Todo, having seen that too, cries out "Brotherrrr!" hugging Yuuji tighter, brought to tears at his brother's perceived rizz.

Reader looks down at the cat in their lap and says softly "His name is Yuuji." They grin at the cat and the cat looks back with a sleepy, disinterested expression.

-★