#tho he is a Priest

[joethehoeee]

Halloween art 2023 🎃

Part one 1

(Even if it's a little late-)

Sooo, I was a little inspired by @megan0013, who made a small post about Strickler being a priest....

I LOVED THE IDEA. And I love the forbidden lover trope-

Soo:

My beloved Barbara as the most beautiful witch in this world. (Ngl I am really proud of that picture.) I would let her test magic on me.

And my sweet avocado (who sadly isn’t an avocado in this AU...at least not now) as a priest. I would commit my life to him.

Context:

Walter is a very commited priest, he believes in what the church told him to believe in...until he meets a very sassy witch. At first He obviously wants to tell everyone but something.... something holds him back. He decides to learn more about witchcraft and general witches since he never actually saw one. He forms some sort of friendship...maybe even love, wich he hides from her in form of snarky and hateful comments. It's all "just for more knowledge" as he tells her. After a few months, he starts opening up and actually giving in to his feelings. But the church gets behind his little secret and they do not approve. And we all know what they want to do to witches...

"You know...I think you startet to like me, priest Waltolomew~" A cheeky smile formed on the witches lips, her tone teasing. The man next to her rolled his eyes and lets out an annoyed huf, yet the tip of his ears reddened in what seemed to be embarrassment. "You need to call me that, need't you?" He mumbled sarcasticly, he hated when she used his full name.

But why? She is just some witch. A disgusting sinful creature. Why would I get embarrassed by something impure like her? Sure she is still a women...a beautiful one in particular- NO. She is a demonic monster... "boop!" He was pulled out of his thoughts as the soft texture of her gloves brushed against his skin, her forefinger booped his nose and he couldn't help but stare at her in disbelieve. "What-?!"

Suddenly the witch barked out a laugh. "You should see your face! It's hilarious!" Her face grimaced, trying to kopie his surprised look until she couldn’t hold her laughter back. Totally caught of guard he looked at the witch in utter irritation...wich soon changed in anger. How could that disgusting little demon do something like that?! No respect at all and...and-

Then she started giggeling, her beautiful form was Illuminated by the moon. His eyes softend, his form relaxed slowly and he let's out a small sigh. He couldn't hate her...as much as he tried to with his insults and his negativ view. He reached into his robe and pulled a small golden glowing thing out. With one swift move, he almost shoved it into her face, holding it there. "Take it." He whispered, looking away from her.

"But that's your cross necklace...isn’t that super important to you...?" Her face turned serious, a soft breeze making the cross jiggle lightly. "Take.it." Was is only answer. "But-" He forcefully pushed it into her hand. "I said TAKE IT!" His voice almost sounded like a growle. "The church is searching for you. Leave now or they will get you. I wanted to hand you over but...I can't..." He didn’t dare to look at her face. "Take it. May god be with you...may this protect you. May I protect and be with you."

Soft lips meet his cold cheek and a big red blush spread over his cheeks. As he turned, he sees this beautiful creature holding herself to not fall from her broom. "Thank you." The cross in her hand glowed as she put it around her neck. "We will see each other again, my sweet Waltolomew. I knew I could trust you...even if it's hard for you to trust me." She smiled sadly, and flew away...letting him stand there...alone.

They would see each other again...

Not in the way they wished.

Well... I hope it's okay...It should explain their dynamic but I am still a little sick. Got a BIG cold and I am seriously done with thinking.

However closeup:

[calistozom]

* gasp*

I'm starting to revive. Since the last post, I have had a truly "thrilling" experience of working "from 9:00 to 0:00 + weekends" for almost a month. Although the work paid off pretty well, and months after that almost everything was spent on doctors afterwards, and mentally I still feel like a dried-up raisin that fell under the table in abandoned house in the middle of a desert.

... There will be no conclusion to that thought. Anyways, I have worked hard and my work has been fairly paid, and I have never appreciated my free time and weekends as much as I do now. Just take care of yourself, your time and mental health. And remember, that recovering always takes a lot of time.

And enough of that stuff. I've drawn a Priest-Spider here. And even animated it a little) Here he is. Standing, smiling and barely breathing. Just like me.

+ also some sketches, cause deep dark side of me loves crazy evil priests.

[soultiio]

my god my god why have you forsaken me

wasn't I good to you?

[theghoulboysblog]

i think about these pictures from the buzzfeed exorcism video literally every day because even through the uncomfortability and awkwardness that was that video, shane was still right there making ryan laugh, and i think that’s so nice :)

the only besties that matter i fear! :)

[crimescrimson]

Carlos Oliveira in Resident Evil 3 (2020)

[mayahawkeswife]

moments after disaster

[flikkerij]

wore this look to the summer market in my biblebelt town and only got one (1) "HAHA, BLUE HAIR FAGGOT" thrown at me and honestly that hurt. i put so much effort in my outfit today only for you to focus on my hair??

[hunterbunter3000]

Krueger would definitely rescue Sweetheart and only her. Man would go as far as drive up in something with only two seats 💀 that man is unapologetically simping

BABES YOU FUCKIN KNOW IT

He would so pull up in a sexy car too-- like a Porsche 718 Boxster for nO REASON

Price: Krueger!? We called for an Evac, why are you here?!

Krueger: I'm the Evac.

Krueger: But only for Sweetheart.

Sweetheart: PARDON?!

(She squeals when she is picked up bridal style by Krueger)

Krueger: You all can find your way back yourselves. Bye

(They drive off, Sweetheart screaming at Krueger to wait while tf 141 looks in shock)

He's extremely in love with her, yall 💀 does some pretty crazy and dubious shit for her (HAVE I MENTIONED THAT HE STOLE A DIAMOND FOR HER)

[thisisapaige]

cas's kink is being loved and cherished

[faeriegirl]

Pet Priest

[noomyguts]

half way through the vampire armand, and he loves love and god and family and the world, like can't emphasis enough how his love for others is repeated to be the direct connection to his humanity

hope nothing bad happens to rock the foundations of his very being

[ruuari]

this is how older anduin looks in my head

[anicehomicidaltree]

What’s this? New Priest au angst?? In the year 2024???

[druidonity2]

[freakinator]

new ro design pog

so a bit of context in regards to my minecraft LoreTM: angels are things called out-of-bounders aka things that really shouldnt exist but for one reason or another do, other kinds of oobs are glitches (corrupted code come to life, ex: ashswag), homunculli (concentrated magic and code come together to create a living creature, often comes in the form of celestial bodies or similar due to higher chances of magic and code concentration in those areas, ex: zam), voidwalkers (eldritch creatures drenched in dark matter, pure magic concentration come to life, ex: half of what spoke is), and herobrines (corrupt duplicate player code come to life, usually takes form after a particularly code-stress heavy death, ex: herobrine) angels are the result of code corruption in pre-existing players and there's a 50% chance they turn nonexistent in the process with no way to get them back not even with respawn

ro used to be a regular human but all the wacky shit that happens in ls corrupted his code (unsure when yet) and he became an angel, it took around a week for ro to stop glitching out, needless to say mapicc was very relieved when his bestie didnt disappear into nonexistence

[selfryedxpunk]

HOMIE SAID "GIRL SPEAK TO THE HAND LMFAO 😹😹😹"