#thunderborn joel

[mcyt-incorrect-promptstuff]

Jimmy: WHY. why did you give Lizzie a KNIFE?!

Joel: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Jimmy: Now I feel unsafe!

Joel: I’m sorry.

Joel: ... would you like a knife?

[blicketdabest33]

Y'all remember that MCYT PJO au I asked for help with awhile ago? WELL HERE'S THE CABINS AND MY EXPLINATIONS BEHIND THEM!!

#1 Zeus Cabin: Jimmy, Joel Jimmy: He's a Zeus kid, but everyone somehow forgets about it. Joel: He's competitive and strong. Also, because Jimmy is his half brother through godly parent, i get to make a fun bit about him dating Lizzie. And one of his origins in Afterlife SMP was a thunderborn

#2 Hera Cabin: Scott Scott: Scott's whole thing is loyalty. Hera is the goddess of marriage and is insanely loyal to Zeus. However, I feel like Hera should get at least one affair. So now Scott can use peacocks as weapons.

#3 Poseidon Cabin: Skizz Skizz: Poseidon kids tend to be really, really loyal to a fault and heroic, both qualities I think Skizz possesses.

#4 Demeter Cabin: Sausage, Shelby, Bdubs, Stress Sausage: This man built Sanctuary in a jungle and has flowers in his hair. He sells wood. There is no other place to put him. Shelby: Mushroom gnome, spooky mangrove witch, powerful storm witch, i need not continue. Bdubs: Moss man. Stress: SHE HAS FLOWERS

#5 Ares Cabin: Martyn, False Martyn: His planet is Mars, which is the roman version of Ares. He ended Limited Life in such a violent way, i can't help it. He was also red for the majority of Secret Life. False: I just feel like False should get to kill people more often.

#6 Athena Cabin: Grian, Pix, Owen, Xisuma Grian: This sums it up pretty well

Pix: Smart man. Archeologist and definitely a nerd. I wanna see him skipping out on training just so he can read history books. Owen: He likes to explore and discover new things in Pirates. In Rats, he's a tinkerer. In New Life, he's an explorer who wants to study hybrids. In Empires, he's a Llama who's curious about how humans work. Just a very curious character overall. Xisuma: Admin. I'm not elaborating.

#7 Apollo Cabin: Gem, Oli, Lyarrah Gem: She is an Apollo kid because of her Empire in S2. She's the sunlight princess. Apollo kid. Oli: MUSIC. MAN. Lyarrah: She writes the captions for the hermitcraft recap.

#8 Artemis Cabin: Pearl Pearl: Y'know, Artemis could've just like... had a kid, even though she took that oath. It wouldn't even have to be with a guy. Gods can change to whatever gender they want. Anyway, Pearl gets to be an Artemis kid because her symbolism is moon, she loves dogs, and will commit murder and hunt at night.

#9 Hephaestus Cabin: Doc, Mumbo, Tango, Impulse, Cub, Zedaph, Fwhip, Iskall Doc: Redstone Mumbo: Redstone Tango: Redstone Impulse: Redstone Cub: Redstone Zedaph: Redstone Fwhip: Redstone AND has a red scarf (don't ask me how that's relevant) Iskall: Redstone

#10 Aphrodite Cabin: Keralis Keralis: Okay, I don't know why, but Keralis gives me the vibes of a very charming person. His voice is nice to listen to, so imagine how useful it'd be if I gave him charm speak.

#11 Hermes Cabin: Scar, Etho, Joe Scar: Trader Scar, scammer extraordinar. Etho: All i must say is Shady-E's. I get "jack-of-all-trades, master of none, often better than master of one" vibes from him. He's funny, he's mischievous, it just works. Joe: Comedy man. Excellent delivery. And, yet again, i look at this man and go "That right there is a multi-talented man with a habit for mischief."

#12 Dionysus Cabin: Joey, Beef Joey: *points at his season one empires theme* i need not say more Beef: Idk, food. I don't really have a reason. I don't know too much about Beef.

#13 Hades Cabin: Zloy Zloy: Zombie man. He writes the Hermitcraft recaps in the dark at 2am with nothing but pure spite.

#14 Iris Cabin: Katherine Katherine: SHE. HAS. COLORS. and also I couldn't put her in Demeter cabin because Shelby is already there and i am NOT excluding Nature Wives from this au

#15 Hypnos Cabin: Bigb, XB, Wels Bigb: Sleepy stuff, right? WRONG. Gaslight. Go in everyones dreams, make fake prophecies, peace out, and cause chaos. XB: I look at his fanon design, I see an alien, and I go "aha he sleeps" Wels: This guy (@dingdinghq) said so and i completely agree. Something about sleeping in S6.

#16 Nemesis Cabin: Edit: wels not here no more

#17 Nike Cabin: Ren Ren: VICTORY. I don't know much about Ren's story in the Life Series, but I look at this man and see someone who has won a lot.

#18 Hebe Cabin: 

#19 Tyche Cabin: TFC TFC: Man goes mining and gets really lucky. That's it.

#20 Hecate Cabin: Lizzie, Cleo, Jevin Lizzie: Witchy vibes. Also, Arson. Cleo: Arson. She uses her magic for Arson. Jevin: He's a magic slime. Also, Arson. All Hecate kids love Arson.

[wolfclaire]

I saw the previous post and the part where you said that Grian isn't a God interested me

Is Grian more powerful than a God? I know that watchers are a representation of the viewers (I think) so that's a bit unlikely but is he tho? And if he isn't or is what's the power gap between them?

(Idk if this ask makes sense, English isn't my first language :'] )

Hi, thank you for your ask!

Not a God, and certainly not a Watcher. No Watchers here, and there won't ever be one. Grian is someone with the acces to commands, to code, to cheats, to Creative...he is an Admin, to be as plain and simple.

Power level between Grian and God is kinda hard to say at this point in time... One, I'm still working on it and Two....every "God" is kind of different when you start thinking about it?

Like, on one hand you had Gods/Thunderborns in Afterlife Sausage and Joel and they are practically useless? Like, God of thunder getting damaged from water...come on...

And on the other hand then there is Joel from Empires season 2, where he is on his a Zeus character ark? Makes so many children with as many other people as possible that he will lose his Strato-sphere once he gets in front of a court for child abbadonment in another universe (and taking/kidnapping kids from his partners and giving them like gifs to some random people...)

And on the other-other hand you have Saint Pearl that likes to hang out in her base and watch TV/spar with other people and not do so much? Just sometime watch as a random bard appear and dissapear between universes and blames it on her that he ends up somehwere he wasnt supposed to?

So right now, I can't really tell you where Grian circa lands with his powers, even compared to other Admins with access and knowledge about code (like for example like Xisuma from Hermitcraft)...but he is more powerful than those without the Code knowledge, that's for sure

[witherrosealliance]

everyone’s origins on afterlife :]! i’ll update this if need be, but it seems like those who haven’t gone through all their lives aren’t making another afterlife video, so yknow

callum = giant | elytrian | phantom | dullahan | gravital | giant

fwhip = illusioner | inchling | wyverian | villager | cookieborn | human | kangaroo | floran | truffle | phantom |

gem = villager | half-robot | mothling | arachnid | fox | forestborn | zombie | illusioner | thornling | half-dragon |

jimmy = thornling | feline | half-dragon | wolf | birb | candy | red panda | inchling | cookieborn | lepus |

joel = blazeborn | giant | iceling | wyverian | thunderborn | lepus | fairyborn | forestborn | gravital | half-robot |

joey = shulk | inchling | sculkborn | red panda | atling | chameleon | wyverian | dullahan | fairyborn | shadow crawler |

katherine = floran | fairyborn | wolf | chameleon | merling | human | atling | snow golem | lepus | inchling |

lauren = avian | enderian | vex | candy |

lizzie = raccoon | floran | goolien | kangaroo | birb | enigma | zombie | crawler | phantom | villager |

meghan = truffle | piglin

mika = candy

oli = enderian | atling | forestborn | thornling | zombie | iceling | vampire | fairyborn |

sausage = elytrian | half-wither | gravital | crawler | thunderborn | birb | goolien | giant | inchling | angel |

scott = mothling | vampire | angel | merling | kangaroo | red panda | snow golem | thornling | birb | fox |

shelby = shadow crawler | birb | feline | opossum | wyverian | truffle | wolf | birb | phantom | shulk |

[at7artblog]

Thunderborn and Lepus!Joel from ALSMP.

I never imagined myself having to draw marvel characters, but here we are.

[fan-dom-stuff]

Hello your ask you sent to @/alsmp-headcanons scratched the writing itch in my brain, would you mind if I maybe made an au/ wrote a fic based on it? (The superhero spidergem one)

- @fox-the-anon

My friend, I woud be absolutely delighted to see your ideas/read your fic.

I’m currently trying to flesh out the idea more, though I don’t have a lot yet, just some basic info. Most I got is this:

The Tays: Gem - Spider - 16 - Vigilante Fwhip - Villager - 23 - Civilian

Totally human family: Joel - Thunderborn - 1261 (~25) - Hero Lizzie  - Enigma - ?? - Antihero Jimmy - Thornling (Testtube Baby/Artificially Created) - 17 - Vigilante

And even than, your open to do whatever you’d like

Pls tag me when you post anything, I would love to see it

[ao3feed-lokiangst]

Joel, what the actual.

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/5LkQG8Z

by halficinghalfcakeFULLABOMINATION

hi :) kudos?

Words: 570, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Afterlife SMP

Fandoms: Afterlife SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Herobrine (Minecraft), Original Male Character(s), GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF), Bryce | fWhip, Joel | SmallishBeans, MythicalSausage (Video Blogging RPF), Lizzie | LDShadowlady (mentioned), Thor (mentioned), Zeus (mentioned), Loki (mentioned)

Relationships: Joel & Sausage

Additional Tags: what the fuck does rpf mean, yes joels father is herobrine feel free to attack me, and yes hero's a floran, Temporary Character Death, Robot GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Afterlife SMP Setting (Video Blogging RPF), yes afterlife smp has an official tag :D, i wrote this listening to house of memories and two brids on a wire come at me, thunderborn sausage and joel, pretend that gem and joel haven't died yet, The Author Regrets Nothing, Swearing, AH YES, joel almost dies, we love to see it, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author Regrets Everything, Not Beta Read, Sorry Not Sorry, Not Canon Compliant

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/5LkQG8Z

[alsmp-headcanons]

you know what? Enigma Lizzie could die any moment now! imma get my thoughts in.

Enigma Lizzie is a horrible eldritch abomination and a blight on this world but also she really wants to run escape rooms.

She communicates with Joel solely through letters written in code hidden around his base. This is partly keep him safe from her gaze but mostly to be mysterious. Joel, who does not know how to read code, has no idea what the hell shes trying to say

PFFF

Lizzie: Oh, I hope he likes the letters!

Joel, who has no fucking clue what these letters say:

[iron-stripmine]

Alsmp tumblr i am desperately begging you all to consider thunder god Joel's skin of his normal joel head on a thor to be his dragon head stitched on a thunderborn body

[fantasticalbiology]

So in terms of deitys or individuals of a holy nature on afterlife

There is Fwhip’s barrel god

The Orb which I don’t consider a god, but an eldritch abomination that TheOrionSound found in a cave 

There is saint pearl

Zeusage

Apparently Joel is getting the thunderborn origin and he’s dressed as thor so him apparently  

[mcyt-incorrect-promptstuff]

Lizzie: I’m going to take you out.

Joel: Great, it’s a date!

Lizzie: I meant that as a threat.

Joel: See you at five!

[mcyt-incorrect-promptstuff]

Sausage: How petty can you get?

Joel: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

[mcyt-incorrect-promptstuff]

The life after Afterlife can get pretty awkward.

But as Joel looked up at the viking in front of him a part of him knew that it couldn’t get worse than this.

“Thor!?”

“Well, uh, kinda?”

[mcyt-incorrect-promptstuff]

Oops, I did it again but it's enigma!Lizzie trapping thunderborn!Joel

"Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart."

Last one since I think this is becoming a song prompts account

It's fine, I'll probably just post them alongside the usual prompts or in bunches.

[mcyt-incorrect-promptstuff]

Hihi sorry I’m the “No eyed girl” anon! I’ll clarify. The song is about a person falling in love with some sort of alien/monster/being and I thought that fit with the two of them, also there is a theme of eyes and Lizzie hurting people with her eyes works there. Apologies for vagueness I’ll send more full prompts next time :D

No worries, and thank you for the explanation!

[mcyt-incorrect-promptstuff]

“No eyed girl” but it’s Enigma!lizzie and thunder!joel

Hey, don’t get me wrong anon, song prompts are fine, but could you please elaborate on them? I’m not sure if sending in a songtitle and two character names really counts as a prompt..

Edit: Explanation here