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[elitetrinetrash]

Saw Transformers One

I crave Elite Trine content so I might as well write it myself

[fridaysmind]

Seekers trine x tf!reader

(Birdformers AU)

This art that gave me inspiration belongs to @jadeyuuzi, thank you SM! I'm sorry, I hope you don't mind using your art? Femme!reader, transformer!reader, trine, mating season, comfort, headcanons, AU

The seekers have begun their mating season. Many of them started to clean their feathers en masse and create nests out of improvised materials from the planet Earth. On the list of those preparing for the event was the Decepticons' main trine. 

In which pair they were interested in was not yet known and now many cons were talking about it, suggesting possible suitors.

The interest of all three seekers was directed in your direction, isn't that lucky? Imagine if they had decided to start fighting over you? Oh, it would clearly have been a terrible massacre. Skywarp has been cruelly pranking both his brothers and the other Transformers just for fun, and now just imagine what he'd do if he had to get rid of his competition in earnest. Luckily for all of Nemesis, they banded together for a common goal, banded together to get you.

You didn't have a mate at all during this period. Even those previously interested seemed to have gone somewhere. But you weren't sad about it, you spent your quiet days in beautiful places, enjoying the warmth of the sun and the wind on your soft feathers. 

You don't notice the seekers hiding behind tree trunks, drooling profusely at the sheen of your body.

“Isn't that the most adorable creature in the world...?”

“By Primus, I can smell the lovely scent of that body right from here.”

“TC, Warp, shut up, she can hear you!"

Your helmet turns in their direction and the two seekers instantly flush in opposite directions, leaving poor Thundercracker looking foolishly out from behind a tree while the feathers of his quickly departing brothers fall from above. You came a little closer, interested. Out of nervousness, he broke the branch he was holding onto and found nothing better to do than awkwardly hold it out to you.

He wanted to dissolve and disappear when you chuckled and took the branch in your servos, your limbs touching.

“For me? How sweet of you.”

He smiled nervously, took a step back, and soared into the sky following his brothers. Back at their shared dwelling, TC was faced with the grumbling of his brothers.

“This isn't fair!” Warp unfolded the cushions with sudden movements, setting everything up inside the new nest. “Why on earth would you be the first to give something?”

“I wasn't trying to, it just happened and it's only a stick. Starscream, tell him!”

The trine leader patted his wings unhappily as he looked at Thunder's blue frame and sighed. The Seekers had agreed that they wouldn't argue and would just finish setting up the nest, for them and your adorable little figure.

***

You walked on your way, trying to find the source of the pleasant smell, assuming that somewhere nearby was a flower field or something, but you came across a very large sized nest. Smooth, neat, clearly made with diligence and talented fingers, could this really have been built by a single Transformer? 

“This is clearly built for some amazing femme. Is she a queen?”

You whisper and step closer, a little afraid of the wrath of the nest's inhabitants. Only a small squeak escapes you before you are quite suddenly pulled inside.

You regain balance and are confronted by a pair of burning red optics. And another. And another. A wave of anxiety runs down your spine, until a formers across from you speak in the semi-darkness.

“Fear not, we mean you no harm.” the voice in front of you is quiet, calm, and very familiar. Your left palm is gently squeezed, stroking your fingers with care, the inside of the nest smells pleasant. The words of the first are picked up by a former on your right.

“That's right, stay with us, we'll take good care of you.”

You adjust your vision in the dark and finally see the owners of the nest. The main trine of the Decepticons. Your fingers are gently stroking Thundercracker, Skywarp is examining your body from afar with a hungry smile, and the leader of their trine, Starscream, stands nearby. They each spread their wings proudly, posing especially for you and Thunder pulls your servo, heading towards the pile of pillows.

“Please sit down.”

He sits down himself and settles you on a soft surface until you find words.

The other Seekers come over very quickly and sit down next to you, surrounding your figure on all sides.

Skywarp lies down on the belly plates and props his helmet up with his hands, looking at you with amusement and satisfaction. You shift your gaze from him to the stirring Starscream to the side as he turns to you with a small cube of energon.

“This place is built specifically for us and you. Tell me, do you agree to be our couple during this days?” along with his words, spoken in a voice sweet as honey, he holds out the prized treat to you.

The liquid in the cube splashes tantalizingly against the walls. You run your eyes over each of them, they almost eat you with their optics and you feel it's a more than satisfying position. Your lips stretch in a soft smile as the treat passes into your hands and disappears into your mouth. You are staying.

***

Starscream takes genuine pleasure in running his fingers over the feathers on your wings, brushing them with a special trepidation, sometimes running them over the most sensitive areas with tantalizing slowness. You can stare shyly into the void, or close your eyes and rest, and so sometimes you don't notice the trine leader looking at you with half-closed optics and a smile of pleasure. He burns the back of your head with his gaze, strokes your shoulders, presses you against him, grinning at something and then releases you again to stroke your wings. The poor guy has a wild tactile hunger, you are his comfort, let him have some more of that sweetness. In sleep, Starscream's multi-emotional face smooths, softens, and seems to grow kinder. His lips are slightly ajar, and he sniffles, mumbling something, making the rest of the trine smile. And now you are, too.

Skywarp is too active, both of his brothers are scared to imagine what goes on in his head. He sniffs you so often and says it's the best smell in his asset, it's getting uncomfortable. You woke up in the middle of the night once when he was... well... staring at you silently in the dark. 

And he bites. And he tried to lick your fingers, quite successfully, by the way. And how can we forget his love of jokes? You're a small, sweet, adorable little bird that he wouldn't even jokingly push you off a steep cliff, but he's happy to suddenly walk through the wall of your nest and scare you. Luckily, his energy runs low throughout the day, and he curls up into a ball at your feet pretty quickly and shuts down.

Thundercracker, coming in from a long shift, loves to cuddle with you. He burrows his face between your shoulder and neck, whispering affectionate nicknames, and just relaxes with your body in his arms. He brings you shells, interestingly shaped rocks, flowers, and curious human bling that he can't find a use for in any way. He's a bit of a caretaker. On his own, he puts snacks in your mouth, kisses the top of your head, inquires about your condition and comfort. He loves having his back scratched, so he projects this onto you, often giving you sudden pleasure. Please scratch his back too, you have such beautiful hands and delightful fingers, he would die of happiness!

[revelboo]

Alright which fragger is gonna be the one who starts spreading human valve is good propaganda? Wheeljack and Constructicons are builders for human houses. I’m imagining a little catalogue or file being sent spread anonymously to all the bots on earth and more about human mate and their needs. Primus, is Optimus going to the leader who first ends up with a interface/sex scandal? Walked/ran on by humans and doing a psa about it, or is going back for double points for Megatron and being sparked up by a human? Regardless the G1/IDW Revelbooverse is unhinged and I love it. Thank you for giving us this gorgeous Fuckery.

I’m just having fun, but honestly, I can see Thundercracker writing and anonymously sending out a human care manual just on blast. Bots and Cons both

So You Have A Human

Thundercracker x Reader

So you have a human or are thinking of acquiring one. Stop. Humans require a lot of care and attention. They’re social and need to be kept entertained. Before committing to finding a human, maybe use a holomatter avatar to go out among them and observe. Don’t try to touch or grab them, though. They will attack. Another less hands on way to research is to check out human media.

If you’ve decided you do want a human partner, understand how fragile they are. They scare easily, so understand how intimidating you are. You’re much bigger than they are. Don’t pick them up by their limbs or you can break those delicate bones. Cup them in your hands, keeping your grip loose so they don’t panic, but not so loose they can wiggle free and fall. They’ll die if they fall out of your hands. Don’t chase them down, you can actually scare humans to death as strange as that sounds.

Humans need organic foodstuffs and access to clean water. Just because something is organic, doesn’t mean that they can consume it. Please, find and retrieve foodstuffs meant for human consumption, don’t scavenge in the outdoors for them. They’re picky eaters.

Is your human a bit skittish? They tend to be cold in temperatures comfortable to Cybertronians, so coax your human into sleeping on your chassis. It gets them used to you much faster, letting them get comfortable with the sound of your spark. Make sure you talk to them. Ask them questions and get to know them. They need to socialize.

Interfacing with organics is taboo. And that’s an outdated belief. Humans are amazing. Court your human with little treats. Flowers. Snacks. Some of them adore sparkly ornaments. But make your intentions clear. Don’t just whip out your spike and hope for the best. Build a relationship first.

So you’ve successfully won your human over and you’re both comfortable with each other. Time to mass shift to their level. Humans kiss like we do. They interface like we do. Take your time exploring your partner with servos and your mouth. Try to take it slow so you don’t overwhelm them, because even mass shifted, Cybertronians are still much bigger.

Humans are incredibly flexible, but be sure to check with your human frequently. Make sure they’re comfortable. You’ll need to be patient, and properly prepare your human before you can-

• Head lifting sleepily from where you’re sprawled on him, you reach to tap a finger against the datapad he’s frantically typing alien glyphs on. “What are you smiling about?” Oh. Now he’s embarrassed, wings shifting at his back where they’re partially pinned under him. What is he writing? Because he’s acting like he got caught doing something he shouldn’t be doing, won’t even meet your eyes. “Alright. Keep your secrets, but if you’re writing smut about us, you better change our names.”

• Reaching to stroke your cheek, he saves his work and sets it aside. And mass shifts, smiling when you gasp and grab at him. “It’s not like that. I just- there’s a lot of us with humans now and I thought I’d explain some stuff. You know, so there’s not any mistakes or accidents. Misunderstandings.” And you lean up on him, mouth brushing his. Servos threading into your hair as his other hand rests on your hip. Because this means everything. This intimacy.

• “As long as you’re not encouraging your people to go snatch mine,” you say, lips ghosting over his before you sit up on him. “You’re not, right?” And he immediately shakes his head, the tension spilling out of you. A little heads up on taking care of humans definitely couldn’t hurt. You know there are other humans here, but the Decepticons are weirdly protective of their humans and don’t seem to trust each other that much. “I still want to round all the humans here up. Humans need other humans. No offense.” His palm slides up your side, touch almost reverent.

• “I’m trying,” he replies. Because for you? If you need to spend time with other humans, he wants you to. Wants you to have whatever you want. “You know I’d do anything for you.” Loves you too much to deny you anything.

[zorangezest]

Hi hi!!!! I’m sooo sorry to bother you, but since I first found your personality swap comics, I’ve been completely obsessed!!!!

So, I was wondering if you’d be ok with me writing a short fic based on it? Specifically Starscream and Thundercracker in part 3!!! Following this, I was wondering if it would be ok if I used the dialogue from it in the fic?

Feel absolutely free to refuse both of these!!!! Have an amazing day!!!! <3

[sushiithephoenix]

THUNDERBEE!!

hello thunderbee nation. don't worry guys they are totally enemies... totally....

[zeropro]

I'm in love with your art, I love how you draw the seekers

Btw do you have any fanfic recs?

Oh thank you! I enjoy drawing them!

Fic Recs? Sure I can pull some up!

The first transformers fic I ever read was Stop Me by Megadoomingir, it's a retelling of TFPrime, but like not a retelling so much as Starscream goes back in time and things happen again.

My favorites are Star Followed Star by Book of the Night Sky (In which Starscream is killed and Sunstorm is cloned to replace him) and Ghostly Touch by Baird Crevan (In which Starscream gets attacked in his apartment)

I also really like This Ship Will Carry Our Bodies Safe To Shore by Postapocolyptic Cryptic. It's short and sad and I keep going back to it.

Kinda funny fun Megastar one is Quarantine by Neveralarch, in which Starscream gets sick and Megatron is forced to take care of him.

The Darkness Within by Balrog Roike is a nice Skyfire one, where Skyfire joins the Decepticons to be with Starscream and Starscream somehow has the worse time of it lol.

Candid by Ceris Malfoy left me pretty hollow.

In Him We Trust by BooLoo2 has fun implications.

Another Deception by Mamzelle Souris sports the Young Seekers AU where a bunch of the Seekers were framed into their adult bodies too early and the Autobots decide to try and rehabilitate them. Ruins by CheerfullyMorbid is an AU of this AU haha. I like the parts with Starscream a lot.

Spoon888 has a lot of fun fics. Endorsed By Starscream is a hilarious one, and I also enjoyed Wing Switch, Aftershock, Giant Killer Slugs, and Stature. At the Cliff Edge and Anything are less comedy but also worth a read.

Im not really into sparkling fics but the Skywarp and Thundercracker scenes in Spoon888's Accidental War Criminal Aquisition are amazing.

It All Started with Paint Spatters by Dark Star of Chaos is really cute, as is Superball by ntldr

Maybe when I'm done with Endings, this can begin by Leximuth is a certain kind of sad.

And just today I read Trine Love After the War by Baird Crevan, which I quite enjoyed.

And not a Starscream fic, but Could Be Worse by Mimkana is a Knock Out Break Down fic set in a prequal Earthspark continuity and Im actually Beta reading that one so def check it out!

Those are my recs! (Im not sharing my NSFW ones lol!)

[mrnnki]

Starscream-sympathetic fic recs

wanted to come up with a better title but unfortunately my brain is soup.

these are in the order I read/bookmarked them. Some stuff I have more memory of than others.

mostly hurt/comfort, angst, and heavy angst because my tastes skew dark. sticking to more canon-adjacent and plotty stuff for this one, but if anyone wants the rest of the stuff, I can make another list. I had 15 pages of Ao3 bookmarks to sort through. :P

Completed Fic

Ternion - continuity soup. Starscream leaves. Thundercracker and Skywarp eventually follow.

Healing touch - TFP. Seeker fanon lore. Knock Out realizes Starscream is touch-starved.

Not weak - G1. Sickfic. Starscream attempts (and fails) to hide that he's sick during a meeting.

Don't fix it - G1. Starscream, his trine, and his voice.

You remember her differently - IDW/G1/continuity soup. Warning: SA/sexual abuse. Starscream and Cryak focused. Really fucked up, painful, and well-written.

An exercise in self discipline - TFP. Warning: EDs/self-harm. Starscream attempts to punish himself after Optimus doesn't.

Bist du lebensmüde? - Armada. Warning: self-harm. Demolishor attempts to help Starscream.

Inspeak - TFP. Starscream has a nightmare. Optimus comforts him.

More worth saving - TFP. Starscream accidentally calls Optimus 'master.'

Skyborne memories - Earthspark. Starscream and Hashtag.

This ouroboros will not bite today - Earthspark. A rewrite of What Dwells Within.

The careful undressing of love - Cyberverse. Skystar. A badly injured Starscream is found by Skyfire.

Snared - IDW. Megatron visits, and though Starscream doesn't see him, he still reacts.

He scares me - TFP. Starscream flees the Nemesis with Orion Pax.

A calm rarely savored - continuity soup. Starop. Starscream is expected to interface with Optimus to plant a virus in him, but they both find that they experience attraction in nontraditional ways. Amazing ace rep. Has my soul.

Within the dragon's cage - TFP. Predaking doesn't kill Starscream.

Fire in the spark - TFP. Starscream faces Megatron after switching sides.

Prey turned precious - TFP. Predaking changes his mind about killing Starscream after he sees how tired the other mech is.

I wonder what lives inside you now - G1. Starbee. This fic will tear you apart.

Incomplete Fic

The good, the bad, the Starscream - TFP. Starscream redemption fic.

Too far - continuity soup, as far as I remember. Megatron, as the title says, goes too far and Starscream's trine interferes. Heavy whump.

I can't trust the fall - TFP. Starscream redemption fic.

Requiem for a seeker - Earthspark. This one is fucked up and creepy and captures helplessness so well. I love it.

Trust Me - Earthspark.

Another place, another prison - Earthspark. Starscream redemption.

Malicious compliance - G1. 5+1 fic focused on Starscream protecting his trine.

A silent scream - continuity soup. Starbee. Megatron takes away Starscream's voice--literally.

The little star - TFP. Starscream age-regresses. Words cannot express how much I love this fic.

Shine - TFP. Starscream is immortal, with Breakdown and Knock Out as witnesses.

The fallen angel - continuity soup. Starscream is cast out of the Decepticons and ends up with the Autobots.

Beyond our horizons - continuity soup (but mostly G1).

Oneshot Series

The 'Trine leader' series - continuity soup. Series is marked as incomplete. Fanon Seeker stuff (specifically fanon trine dynamics, which are the basis of the first oneshot). Thundercracker kills Megatron.

The 'the life of his that breaths' series - IDW. another one marked as incomplete that can be read in part or in whole.

The 'call an optimist' series - G1/continuity soup. Warning: Non-con. Starscream shows Skyfire what love means to him. It isn't right.

Chasing planes - TFP. Breakdown talks to Starscream after recalling that he was the only Decepticon who tried to save him.

[arachnidsinavoid]

I just need freaky tfo starscream 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Also how the decepticons react to boobs (they have never seen titties irl)

Sorry if thai isn't good. My dyslexic ass is writing this drunk at 2am

OK for tfo starscream bro is a massive sadomasochist like bros idea if foreplay is fighting for dominance

He's constantly having a mental fight of if he wants to dom you or be domed by you and he don't make it just a him problem

Will lose his shit if you treat him to delicately most of the it's so hard to be a soft dom to him without him getting offended because he thinks you see him as weak

If you're a soft dom that feads hid ego, then that could work, for I mean, it's starscream if you're worshipping him in some way. He'll love you forever

I also think he'd love brat bottoms and sub bottoms just as much as each other he'd love to just be told how amazing he's making you feel but would also love the challenge of breaking you down he can't tell of he wants your submissions on a silver plater or to fight for it more

Also, sorry if these are quick, but I'm imagining this is your first time with them

Megatron, when you first strip, it's probably going on a rang about his dreamed of this night and wants your more then anythings then terns to see your naked chest and is completely lost for words and then decides that actions mean alot more then words right now

The seakers would all probably be complete sex pests about it all three of them after seeing for them the first time they all are such a problem

Starscream would constantly want his face in your tit's and if you would let him would love to give them hickeys and suck your tit's but would loose his shit if someone looked at your cleavage besides the fact they ate covered in hickeys and it's hard not to look

I love thundercracker and how he's suck a little freak he loves human anatomy so much also he'd dream of getting you pregnant or just sucking your tit's enough to make you lactate bro needs that human tittie milk more then anythings

Skywarp I think would love tittie fucking so much He doesn't care how small he needs his cock on you chest and in your mouth then to eat you out till you cry if you pump his spike with your tit's he's eating yoru out for hours

Sorry I kinda gave up I'm tierd

[yunisketch]

SMALL TC MY BELOVED WE LOVE SCRIMSCRIM IN THIS HOUSE 🥺💞💞💞

Little sketch fanart for Scrimscrim Ch 26 :3

I literally love this fic sm guys 😭

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22849831/chapters/54611944

[xarology]

Transformers Highschool AU x Reader - Prologue

Instead of them being hs seniors, 99% of the transformers are staff.. which is like infinitely cooler. Anyway!

I would like to think this school is located near a military base for obvious reasons. It does not take place in the States but in the country of Cybertron, where the Highest ranking is 'Magnus'. It's basically a 1-1 parallel with TF: Animated (or at least the system of command). TF Highschool is a hot pot of all the bots from all the series so we're having fun here

You are a science teacher! With a recommendation from your old friend Megatron, you were able to snag this job! You're coworkers with Shockwave and Knockout. Shockwave teaches some science, nobody actually knows what he teaches but whatever it is, it works! Knockout teaches Health sciences and anything regarding medicine.

Megatron the head dean who does NOT play around. Kids fighting in the courtyard? automatic suspension and a stern talking to from Megatron. Do NOT let this guy call your parents because he will make the smallest incident seem like the end of the world. "You are here to learn, not horse around!" ass speech but I promise he's sweet! Works with Starscream and Soundwave.

Optimus Prime is a Librarian, who would've guessed? He definitely needs a raise though since he puts so much effort into the students and the school. He's taken the initiative to do fundraisers for clubs and the school. If he were fired the school would go down with it! He also holds tutoring after school for the kids who need it. What would we do without him!

Ultra Magnus is the principal (who's basically wrapped around Optimus' finger). He's the one who does the paperwork to make sure Optimus gets to do all these things he does. He cares about his students in the grand scheme of things but when it comes down to it he can NOT run a classroom for more than 15 minutes. It's a blessing he's around adults most of the day because he would lose his marbles at all the rules being broken with teenagers. He's also kind of a nightmare for teachers whenever he pops into the classroom to observe. If you teach something wrong he won't call you out as you're teaching but you'll sure hear about it in the reviews.

Starscream is the dean doing the paperwork. Or at least trying to. He's great at what he does but he barely ever does it. He's behind the counter all day in the discipline office getting all the drama from the students. The kids favor him over Megs because he's not as strict. Don't make the mistake of getting too comfortable because he will remind you of your place. He just likes drama! Having him as a coworker is marginally better but don't tell him secrets ever because he will stir the pot. Also fighting with Megatron all the time for no reason do not put them in a room together alone.

Soundwave is more councilor than dean? Legally he is a dean but he's often the one sitting down and really talking with problem students. He works closely with Rung to come up with solutions the school can provide for their students. The times when he is out of his office, he's being called down to collect a rowdier kid from class. I would like to say that those rowdy kids are rumble and frenzy but they're really not (most of the time). If Soundwave sees them in Discipline or has to personally get them from class for being disruptive?? He is going to be PISSED!!! "I KNOW I taught you better than that!". But also if rumble and frenzy pass by his office when skipping he doesn't mind that much. They get a snack and a "Go back to class" from him. Knows much more than Starscream when it comes to drama, his kids are always telling him everything!!!

Thundercracker is the Theater teacher/director and helps with the schools TV production when asked. Probably the only other person who really loves his job. His productions throughout year are absolutely amazing and a must-see!

I'm separating this into 2 parts, maybe even more because I have so much more to say and I've barely even scratched the surface... Also bitter exes Megatron and reader? thoughts? opinions? Not to spoil anything but Megatron def owed her that favor... this fumbler... Also just so everyone is aware I woke up in the middle of the night with this idea beamed into my head

[valveposts]

head empty just,,, horny about seeker pedes

starscream has very well-built and maintined pedes; he has softer, more deliberately appealing curves where different parts meet. he doesnt have a kink or anything, its just part of his full-body regimen. he has the highest heels of the three of them because they make him feel hot and powerful and taller. he also has a prominent arch. he basically cant walk without doing that little sashay thing that people in heels often do.

also, he'd be incredibly turned on if someone kissed, licked, or otherwise worshipped his pedes. he craves that domination and respect, and he wants to feel like every part of him is irresistibly sexy.

skywarp has chunky, angular pedes. his arch isnt as well defined as starscream's, nor are his heels as high. its easier for him to walk this way. think 'goth at the club with chunky heeled leather boots'. he loves to move and dance and his heels are better for that than starscream's.

i dont think he'd really be into pedeplay until someone's mouth is actually on his thrusters, and then its the hottest most amazing thing he's ever felt. its less about the power dynamics for him, and more about the inner rim of his thrusters being really sensitive.

thundercracker has abnormally flat pedes for a seeker, but he doesnt mind. theyre practical, like him. he also has very long, ah, front-toe-parts? idk. theyre long, elegant, but very easy to walk and run with. he has better balance than his trinemates both because of the lower heel and longer pede. he looks very good when he lifts his foot and points his toes.

i think TC would be the least into pedes out of them, but he does get a little thrill from doing something "weird" or "kinky." he also must admit that it feels nice to have his pedes gently handled, moved, massaged, and touched.

[suzieloveships]

Cybertron Pre-Sentinel's betray

AKA High Guard x B99 au

Part 1/Part 2

Soundwave: Just talk to him and apologise.

Shockwave: Nope. I’m going to wait until I am on my deathberth, get in the last word, and die immediately.

Soundwave: That’s your plan for dealing with this?

Shockwave: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have 72 arguments I am going to win that way.

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Megatronus: Starscream, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Starscream: Ooh, someone’s in trouble. It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

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Starscream: Maybe it's not too late to get out of here. We could start a new life on some distant planet, maybe have a lab in a basement of our home

Skyfire: How dare you tempt me with a lab in the basement!

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Thundercracker: Skywarp, I screw up, big time.

Skywarp: TC, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Shockwave: It's just that you can be... judgemental, at times.

Megatronus: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time that I've been judgmental.

Shockwave: Okay.

-2 seconds ago-

Megatronus: What a stupid thing to say.

-present-

Megatronus: Oh, I see.

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Thundercracker: Desperate times call for Desperate Housewives

Megatronus: What?

Thundercracker: Measures! I said measures!

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Starscream, to Megatronus: before you say anything, yes, we screwed up, and yes, you warned us, and yes, I don't know where I'm going with this, but I do know this

Starscream: I have reached the end of my sentence

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Skyfire: once we get that new berth we'll have to break it in

Starscream: oh I hear what you're saying, mattress trampoline

Starscream: wait no you were talking about sex

Skyfire: yeah

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Thundercracker: remember you have to pretend to be surprised

Shockwave: how's this: oh my Primus, it's so much worse than I imagined

Thundercracker: the energy was great but the message was flawed 

------ Starscream: Anything interesting happened while I was gone Shockwave: Prime banned headphones from the main bridge after the "Skywarp incident" Skywarp incident ⬇️

------ Starscream: Okay, okay, okay. I think I know how we can get some more money. Skywarp: Yeah, you would make a good prostitute. Starscream: I'd make an amazing prostitute. ------ Shockwave: We talked about emotions for 20 minutes Megatronus: Primus below ------ Starscream: What I'm about to say will make you very horny but you have to try and remember we're still at work Starscream: Do you want me to quiz you? Skyfire, turn on: Primus, yes

[ratchetsrustykneejoints]

YESSS ULTRATIDEEE!!!

I draw Transformers just to draw gay robots :3

[UltraTide was requested by my dear friend @ratchetsrustykneejoints]

[tinydefector]

Transformers Energy fluid AU

Request are open

Original taste au is by @callsign-relic

There's alot of stuff over transformers loving the taste of humans, from the sweat of their skin and arousal and this got me thing and I went down a rabbit hole of transformers transfluid taste like Energy drinks. And humans can't get enough of it,

Imagine you're going down on your favourite bot and getting a mouthful, and instead of it tasting God awful, you're just there like. 'Why does that taste like monster Mango loco?' The bots don't really take much notice to it until they realise their partner seems alot more interested in oral with them.

And on that thought, imagine both sides of it, humans tasting amazing to Cybertronians and vice versa.

With that out of the way I present to you my chart of what I believe different bots taste like.

Bulkhead: monster ultra paradise

Megatron: monster Zero Ultra

Rodimus: Ultra peachy keen

Ironhide: monster mule (ginger brew)

Ratchet: Mother Original

Ultra Magnus: monster Zero sugar

Tailgate: monster punch mango loco

Cyclonus: mother Lava guava

Drift, Rung: monster Ultra Gold

Optimus prime, Breakdown: Blue V

Starscream: monster Juiced Khaotic

Pharma: monster Juiced Monarch

Bumblebee: Mother Passion

Prowl: monster Juiced Pipeline punch

Knockout: monster ultra strawberry dreams

Whirl: Mother Epic swell

Swerve: V raspberry lemonade

Soundwave: mother original, zero sugar

Shockwave, Tarn: Mother frosty berry

First-aid: V original

Brainstorm: mother Rainbow Sherbee

Skids: red bull

Mirage: Rockstar Jucied El mango

Perceptor: Rockstar Recovery

Red alert: rockstar Refresh summer fruits

Thundercracker, astrotrain: Rockstar Punched

Thunderclash: rockstar original

Getaway: C4 original

Arcee: Mother Razzle berry

Blitzwing: monster ultra violet

Jazz: rockstar Silver Ice

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[revelboo]

How are skywarp and his human? Are they in love yet?

Those two will be in denial for some time 🔞 🌶️

You guys win- I ordered these to research Beast Wars. Volume one was $45 so it’s out of my budget, so these will have to do to get a feel for the characters

Stop Talking Pt 9

Skywarp x Reader

• ‘Well?’ Thundercracker growls, tone irritable as he rubs a hand against his helm, annoyed with Skywarp for disturbing his recharge. “Your human likes you, right?” Skywarp asks and his trine brother clears his vents loudly. And turns to walk away and Skywarp grabs his arm. “How’d you convince them to stay?” It’s not like he can’t just keep you, but you’d eventually resent him. He bright you here against your will, but you haven’t complained all that much. Like you’d wanted to escape from where he’d found you. Making him realize he knows nothing about you.

• Sees Thundercracker’s optics dip to his servos on him, but Skywarp doesn’t let go. Embarrassed to have to ask, but he’s never wanted to keep someone around like this. Cares what you think of him and it bothers him. ‘Have the two of you tried to actually have a real conversation?’ Thundercracker asks, venting deliberately and Skywarp knows the other Seeker can scent you on him. ‘Instead of just fragging?’

• “We talk,” Skywarp growls, wings flaring. And okay, it’s mostly during interface and it’s mostly ‘harder, don’t stop, right there,’ but that still counts, right? ‘Do they have family?’ Thundercracker asks. ‘What do to they like? What annoys them? I don’t know, try to get to know them not just their body?’ Jaw working, Skywarp vents noisily. “They like my spike,” he mutters, trying to make a joke and his brother just looks disgusted with him. Not that he’s not used to that. Skywarp the screw up. The impulsive one that gets into trouble and has to be bailed out. The disappointment.

• Admitting that he likes you? That he’s lonely and wants you to stay? That’s the sort of vulnerable slag he hates. Emotions and feelings. Making everything complicated when it doesn’t have to be. You two get along, the interfacing is amazing. Why does it need to be more than that? Except then he thinks about the warmth of you sleeping against him. That he could feel your heat beating, the rise and fall of your chest, and the way his spark had thrummed when you’d rolled over and pressed your face against his neck. ‘Fragging nasty like animals isn’t a relationship,’ Thundercracker says tiredly and Skywarp clears his vents with a huff. ‘Talk to your human, not me.’

• And TC yanks his arm out of Skywarp’s grip, turning and heading back into his habsuite and shutting the door in his face. Returning to his human mate. Jaw working, Skywarp heads back to his own room and lets himself inside. Freezing when he spots you bent over, wetting one of your extra blankets with a bottle of water and scrubbing his dried slick off your inner thighs. And he’s releasing his spike to slowly pressurize with a growl. Sees your head come up like you can feel his stare and you look back at him.

• “Hey,” you call out, hating that you feel self conscious and awkward now because you like him and you’re scared of screwing this up. It’s not like you two have anything serious and he probably doesn’t want anything serious. Watching him mass shift and fly up to join you, staring at his handsome face, you realize you’re already screwed. Like him and his weird, messed up humor, his handsome face, and crooked, devious smile. Know you’re going to ruin this because you always do when things get real. And he drags you into him, his erect spike pinned against your belly as his mouth crashes against yours.

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[haru-hanna]

Had this like, amazing idea that I posted on twitter but I just want to ramble more about it because it’s driving me mad the more I think about it but without school I feel like I can’t write 。゜(｀Д´)゜。

The premise is simple. In an attempt to kill Megatron, Starscream ends up dying instead (idk if it should be a specific Star or just…. Continuity soup tho). He doesn’t know he’s dead but he does die. Next thing he knows, he wakes up in a very comfy berth confused. His frame looks way more polished, less damaged and honestly, a tad bit fancier. Just like he always wanted. He walks around and finds Megatron fairly quickly. And the first thing he does is try to stab the mech.

Now, as it turns out, this isn’t his Megatron. It takes him a while to realize it but everything’s really different. Megatron’s a king of some kind (maybe, idk) and Starscream’s either supposed to be his fiancé or his closest confidant (again idk, this is just a ramble for an idea I literally came up with 10 minutes ago kinda inspired by @/kinzenn’s AU).

He tries to kill Megs a couple more times to no avail, this time being thwarted by this world’s Soundwave. He’s, somehow, more aware of what’s going on compared to the Soundwave from his world.

Now, on SOUNDWAVE’S side of things, he’s also super duper confused. One day Starscream was normally living his life, an aura of deceit enveloping his frame. He was definitely up to something that would harm Megatron, that was at least according to what his magical powers could sense (he’s probably like, some secret court magician/spy. Kinda thinking like Hubert from FE3H). The next day however, all those hidden feelings were replaced by outright malice and thoughts that were not as hidden as before. He could see all of Starscream’s plans now, as well as confusing depictions of everyone who lived in the Decepticon Empire (prob needs a better name).

Okay, back to Starscream. He’s confused and has no allies. Not like he did in his old world though, his trine has long been dead (I love command/elite trine so much but I’d feel so bad if they had to mourn an isekai’d Starscream who’s never coming back. Star can morn but I don’t want Warp and TC to😭) It is only when he talks to someone, who says some weirdly familiar things, that he finally figures out where he is….

HE’S IN ONE OF THUNDERCRACKER’S SH*TTY ROMANCE BOOK!!! THE ONE HE KEPT SWEARING TO THROW AWAY BUT COULDN’T BECAUSE OF STUPID SENTIMENTS!!!

The plot becomes familiar. In this world, a young prince was to betray his kingdom in favour of creating harmony between two rivalling nations. In the process he falls in love with his enemy, the king of the Decepticons. Starscream’s role in the tale is simple. He was the main villain! More accurately, the main Decepticon antagonist. A seeker who was close to Megatron but secretly wanted him gone and was plotting to do so up until his plans were thwarted by the Autobot kingdom’s youngest prince.

The worst part of this whole situation, Starscream realizes, is that his character is destined to die at the end of the story. After some contemplation, he changes his goals. Play along as much as he can, avoid the thing that’s going to kill him and find a way to get back home ASAP.

About a week or two after Starscream figures things out, Soundwave learns the same from his thoughts. Now, he doesn’t particularly like Starscream but he would rather deal with his own version him over some random bot from another universe.

Rest of whatever this story is would be Starscream failing at pretending to be the guy he replaced, Soundwave trying to secretly/discretely help but failing and both taking heavy notice of each other. They both eventually fall in love with each other but they don’t say anything because A. That’s a weakness and bots in their positions can’t have those and B. Both think Starscream’s going to return to his old world when the story ends so it’s only going to end in tragedy.

It’s cute, maybe Star bonds with the cassettes a bit because I’m a sucker for that (maybe they’re like, Soundwave’s apprentices). His trine’s here for sure, they’re like his Angel and devil on his shoulder but they’re real bots who are just his assistants or aides or smth.

Everything ends with the “book” ending, Starscream barely escaping his fated death thanks to Soundwave. Soundwave confesses his love, Starscream says he can’t say yes because he’s going to disappear probably, Soundwave says he knows. He knows everything. The two kiss as light envelopes Starscream and then BOOM. Nothing happens.

Or, kinda. Starscream regains his memories of his death and the two realize he’s probably not going anywhere and they can live happily ever after….. maybe. Depends on what the “protagonists” want to do with these two for their previous crimes 😂