#ticklish!millie

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Helluva Boss Tickle HC’s That Literally No One™️ Asked for but I INSIST on Posting Anyway…

Blitzo-

Is such a touch starved bean lmao!!

It doesn’t take much to get him laughing. A couple pokes to the tummy, sides or ribs and the guy is toast!!

Used to be absolutely TORTURED by Fizarolli in his younger days which is why he is apprehensive about anyone tickling him.

DO NOT even attempt to tickle him unless you can handle his revenge!?! He’s RUTHLESS.

Can’t handle teases, AT ALL. You tease him for being ticklish, or LIKING it, and he’s absolutely a lost cause. 10/10 blushy mess.

His snark lands him in so many ticklish situations. The guy NEVER learns.

His ticklishness is a very poorly kept secret. Everyone knows he’s ticklish, and most stop at nothing to get him giggling.

The only person who knows he genuinely enjoys being tickled is Stolas, although he does a poor job of hiding it.

Super squirmy!

Worst spots are ribs, tummy and armpits for sure!

Moxie-

Is such an easy target. He’s often uptight and anxious and tickling him is the perfect way to fix this and cause him to chill out.

Millie definitely takes advantage of Moxie’s ticklishness frequently. It’s her wifely duty, after all!

Mox doesn’t love to be tickled but he doesn’t hate it. He enjoys when Millie tickles him because she always knows when to stop.

He’s super sensitive!! Everyone at I.M.P. knows it and definitely takes advantage of it whenever they feel necessary.

Has a super squeaky laugh.

Literally, his laugh only encourages whoever is tickling him to tickle him more.

Can’t really handle being tickled so he usually doesn’t try to start fights he can’t finish.

Usually tries to avoid tickle fights as he’s a popular target. He’s NEVER spared LMAO.

Knees, thighs and back will have him begging.

Definitely a snorter if you get him good.

Millie-

SUCH MANY LER/SWITCH VIBES

Definitely is no stranger to starting tickle fights.

She tickles Moxie the most though!!! And Moxie tickles her more than anyone as well.

ABSOLUTELY SHOWS NO MERCY (although she is careful to monitor her victims reactions to avoid going too far).

WILL DRAW THE MOST EMBARRASSING REACTIONS FROM WHOEVER SHE IS TICKLING!!!

Her nails are DEADLY. Usually utilizes soft tickles which can be maddening.

Loves to utilize teases to embarrass her lee with soft cooing.

She also enjoys being tickled so she can take whatever revenge is due in stride.

She cannot handle raspberries! AT ALL.

Laughter is high pitched and bubbly!!

Can be intentionally cheeky to others to get tickled. And cheeky while being tickled too since she doesn’t mind being tickled.

Loooooves the anticipation of being tickled. Loves to be chased, and loves anticipating revenge.

Her worst spots are her feet, tummy, neck, and ribs.

Stolas-

Not always used to physical affection, wasn’t ever sure if he was ticklish, he quickly learns just how susceptible he is to tickling when he befriends Blitzo.

ACTUALLY IS HILARIOUSLY TICKLISH. Blitzo lives to tickle this man to pieces.

Can’t handle teases. It makes the sensation of being tickled a thousand times worse.

Only ever lets Blitzo tickle him. But I’d sure to get revenge.

HIS FEATHERS AND WINGS ARE SOOOOO TICKLISH?!?!? Light tickles work best on the guy. He also can’t handle his armpits being tickled. His back is wickedly sensitive. It’s so bad, he can’t even sit still during a massage.

Stolas is absolutely a skilled tickler. Especially when finding out Blitzo enjoys being tickled he uses it as an excuse to wreck him.

His feathers and claws are KILLER. And can be used with such precision to drive any Lee mad with hysterical laughter.

Although ruthless at times, he is caring and will stop to check in with his lee to ensure he never goes too far.

Tickling him will always result in revenge with no mercy, no matter what, just ask Blitzo.

[gaybananabread]

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Perfection is Relative ˖ ݁݁ 𖥔.

~Soooo I’m in my rewatch-comfort-shows era, and Helluva Boss is next. I can’t wait for the newest episode, so I’m trying to get the insanity out with this. For anyone who happens to read this, I hope you Enjoy!~

Lee: Moxxie

Ler: Millie

Summary: Moxxie is second-guessing himself and stressing out about his appearance. Millie notices and decides to lovingly remind her husband what the word “perfect” truly means in this life.

Warnings: spoilers for Helluva Boss and fluffy couple romance (few kisses)! This is a tickle fic, so if you don’t like that, scroll away!!

Moxxie had always had confidence issues. Be it moral dilemmas, other’s perceptions or just general life itself, he would second-guess himself and shy away. However, there was one thing he could always trust himself to nail: his presentations.

Whenever Blitz had a performance-based job, Moxxie put his best hoof forward and found a rare spark of assurance and self-confidence. His outfits were on point, any makeup was flawless, and he got into the metaphorical zone. Nobody could ruin that for him, or so he thought.

At the summer camp, Moxxie had spent a good few hours designing his persona and the look of it. He was actually pretty proud of it. That was, until those teenage girls and everyone else at the camp insulted his appearance and disregarded his existence.

Millie and him had already discussed how it made him feel, and while he was incredibly happy for and proud of his wife, he couldn’t get those thoughts out of his head. It bled into his everyday planning, making him critique every little detail about himself. Like that morning, where he’d spent half an hour adjusting his bowtie position.

“Maybe a bit lower to point the focus…” Moxxie mumbled to himself, loosening his bowtie once again. He’d left the bedroom door open, too focused on the mirror to notice. He didn’t even notice as his wife peeked in, nor he did he catch her small, knowing sigh.

“Honey…what’re you doing?” Millie came up behind him, resting her hands on his waist. She’d noticed his extra self-consciousness lately, but she hoped it was something he’d work out. It was apparently deeper than that, though, so she was at the ready with support and a - hopefully - helpful conversation.

“Adjusting my bow. It’s not really symmetrical, and I want it to send a certain message about me.” His words were a bit rushed, giving his wife a peek into the swirling storm of his mind. She wasn’t happy with what she saw.

“You really don’t need to worry, Mox. You look amazin’ already.” Millie gently grabbed his chin, turned him and kissed him. He sighed at the affection, pulling away after a second. Moxxie felt bad about kissing her; he wasn’t good enough yet. Millie deserved the world, and he couldn’t help but feel inadequate.

“If you say so, Mills. Just let me fix up a few more things.” Moxxie tugged at his collar, adjusting the bow and tugging his hair into place.

Now, Millie could’ve just left her husband to finish getting ready. However, doing so would’ve meant letting him think he needed any of the extra glitz and ritz he was putting forth. He was handsome and wonderful enough as-is; she was determined to get that through to him.

With a suppressed smirk, the female imp grabbed his chin once again, her tail snaking around his waist. Moxxie was oblivious to her true plot, just suspecting she wanted attention. “Millie, just gimme one seco- EEP!”

He cut himself off with a squeak as Millie’s claws skittered across his neck. Down below, the pointy tip of her tail was dragging along his side. The smirk was no longer suppressed, her adorable tooth gap showing in the playful grin.

“Mihihillie! Whahat are youhu dohohohoing?!” Moxxie squirmed and wriggled, trying to slip away from his wife. Millie wrapped her free arm around his waist, securing him while adding more wiggling fingers to his stomach.

“Gettin’ you outta your head, Mox. You got too much judgmental crud about yourself up there.” Millie placed a fluttery kiss behind his ear, making him squeak once again. Her fingers were still going at it, dragging the pointed claws along his belly and neck while her tail teased his side.

Moxxie instinctively folded like a lawn chair, his giggles squeaky and scratchy. His wife’s arm was the only thing keeping him from dropping to the floor.

“Mihihills! I cahahan’t- KYAAhahaha!” The sharpshooter kicked his hooves, each impact making a small clack against their wooden floor. Millie couldn’t help but coo at this.

“Aww, there we go, sugar~” She purred, chuckling against the warm skin of his neck. His careful bowtie placement was all messy now, skewed and crooked from Millie’s evil affection. She was hoping to get him all nice and messy before she stopped. He needed to see how amazing he was at his least dolled-up.

While his giggles were certainly music to her ears, she was looking for something with a bit more gusto. Millie wanted to really make him laugh.

Quickly spinning her husband around, she pushed him down onto their bed and grabbed his thighs. Moxxie’s eyes went as wide as saucers, but before he could say a word, her claws were wiggling into his sensitive skin.

“NAHAHAHO! MIHIHILIHIE PLEHEHEASE!” Moxxie’s precious giggles quickly rocketed up to loud, screeching cackles as Millie targeted his worst spot. He thrashed on the bed, ruining his hair and untucking his shirt in the process. She was quick to take advantage of that, slipping her tail underneath the fabric to tease his stomach once again.

“O-OHOHO MY SAHAHATAN!” Small tears of mirth gathered in the corners of his eyes, his cheeks stained a deeper, purple-ish red. The blush was adorable to Millie, though his tears showed she had gone far enough. She stilled her fingers, kissing his smiling lips.

“Ihihihi… oho cruhuhums…” Moxxie took a few deep, giggly breaths as he tried to regain his composure. That attack had come out of nowhere, but he didn’t exactly hate it. “Whahat was thahat for?”

“I already told ya, hon. You’re bein’ too hard on yourself.” Millie rolled off him, lying down beside her husband. He sighed, shaking his head.

“I juhust…I dunno, Millie. It’s just not enough. I need to be perfect.” She brushed a bit of his unruly hair back in place, humming. “I think you look pretty damn perfect right now, Mox. You’re only perfect when you’re you.”

Moxxie felt himself tear up at that. Millie was just…so herself. He thought she was perfect, so…maybe she was right. Leaning forward, he kissed her lovingly, his tail wrapping around hers.

Millie smiled into the soft embrace, cupping his face with one hand as the other held him close. He was so adorable just then: rosy cheeks, loving eyes, messy hair and love-drunk eyes. She could gaze at him for eternity and never tire of his most natural beauty.

“Uhum…what were we getting ready for again?” Moxxie asked as he pulled away, finally remembering that they had planned on going somewhere. It did kind of spoil the moment, but he genuinely couldn't remember.

“Well, I think…Blitz called us in? Somethin’ about a pop-up client.” Millie sighed, knowing that their boss was probably ready to kill them for not being there yet. She didn't regret a damn thing, of course; Moxxie was more important than work.

“Shit…you wanna get ready together?” Moxxie shrugged, offering the small moment. Millie looked him over one last time, taking in her perfectly amazing mess of a husband before nodding.

“Sounds good, Mox. But no spendin’ forever on silly things, got it?” She booped his nose for emphasis, wiggling a few sneaky fingers on his side. Moxxie giggled and jerked away, playfully glaring at her.

“Gohot it,” he agreed, sticking his tongue out with a smirk. Millie rolled her eyes before hopping off the bed as well, joining him by the mirror.

Moxxie looked into the reflective glass, seeing himself in near complete disarray. But, with Millie’s smiling figure by his side, loving every bit of him unconditionally, he couldn't help but like what he saw just that much more.

[kitty-buster-moon-simp]

Hey Tickle Community!

Un Dibujo De Jax Riéndose Mientras Millie (Mi OC De TADC) Le Hace Cosquillas ⚠️No Es Ship⚠️

🇺🇸:

A Drawing Of Jax Laughing While Millie (My TADC OC) Tickles Him ⚠️Is Not A Ship⚠️

[blushyeleven]

(I tried to get this gif as milie being millie, but looking like enola holmes!)

Characters: ler!Millie lee!y/n

Warnings: tickled

𝐆𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 (𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡)

you and millie sat cross legged on her bed, reading over the enola holmes 2 script. Yours and Millie’s shared favourite pass time and it meant you got to spend time with her. Which is an opportunity you could never pass up.

You were reading over the part we’re enola couldn’t figure out her latest case. Finding Sarah chapman. So she visited your apartment to complain about her day. You then jokingly insulted her detective skills to try and distract her. That’s when you saw it.

Enola reaches in to tickle *y/ns character*

Millie looks up form her script, smiling at you “I hope your not too ticklish” she teases seeing your face turn bright red. “Me? Ticklish? Ofcourse not! That’s so childish!” You said quickly, a little too quickly. Millie just giggled at you “yea, yea okay then” she rolled her eyes. You sheepishly smiled trying to mask your fear

It got to the day of shooting and you sat on a chair. Twiddling your thumbs, your nerves increasing. You knew there was no way out of this. It’s not that you were scared to be tickled, you were more scared of the fact that millie was finding out, infront of the whole crew. It couldn’t be that hard to hold in your laughter. You told you’re self, the thought looping in your mind. It was replaying in your head so much you didn’t even realise that millie was calling your name

“Y/n!.. helloooo?” She walked over to you slightly confused and that’s when you snapped out of your trance “oh yeah? Sorry!” You tried to play it off and millie just smiled at you “were up!” She said and you arose from your chair, timidly following her to the set.

Once you fixed yourself and took your places you heard “action!” And that’s when you heard a knock on your apartment door.

“Coming!” You shouted out trying to steady your already nervous voice, you opened the door and enola was standing there. “Enola?” You raised one eyebrow. “May I come in?“ Enola politely asked you “oh, ofcourse!” You reassured gesturing enola through. “Any particular reason why your here?” You said puzzled. “Yes actually, I just need a distraction from my case. It seems to be vexing me” she huffed, sitting herself down on your sofa. “Well did you want to talk about it?” You questioned sitting on the oppose sofa, meeting her gaze.

“It’s just so annoying! I really don’t know what I’m missing! And Sherlock keeps rambling to me about how I’m not solving this case properly” Yes, this is my first case but I still think that I am a good enough detective to solve this case without sherlocks help!” She rambled. You looked at millie, amazed by her acting skills.

“Well it seems like your infamous detectives skills are failing you” you smirked at millie. She gasped “take that back!” She playfully fired back at you. It were scenes like this that made you realise how deeply Inlove with millie you really were. “Why should I?” You snarkily replied seeing Millie’s jaw dropped and her eyes slightly raised “Because otherwise I’ll just do this!” You smiled trying to calm yourself but you knew either way, this was not going to turn out well.

On “this” millie pounced on you and started scribbling at your sides. That’s when you let out a loud, high-pitched squeak, followed by a flourish of bubbly giggles, pouring out of your mouth. That wasn’t acting, it was an 100% pure reaction. Millie stopped as her jaw dropped again, but you could tell behind her shocked face she was smiling so hard. And that’s when you heard “cut!!”

“Oh my god! I wasn’t expecting you to be that ticklish!, that’s adorable” she said. That’s when you felt a little heat rise to your face, turning your cheeks rather pink. “I- shut up, you startled me. Let’s try that again” you said adverting Millie’s eyes, clearly embarrassed. Millie just giggled “awh ofcourse!” She said, getting off you and sitting back opposite you.

Once your vibrant blush faded, you mentally prepared yourself.

“And action!”

“Maybe your infamous detective skills are failing you” you repeated gulping after you finished the line. “Take that back!” Enola gasped “why should I?” You said through a slightly shaky voice. “Because otherwise I’ll just do this!” Enola exclaimed. you bit your lip as millie jumped on you once again, scribbling at your sides. “ehehehnohoholaaa!” You managed to giggle, not overflowing with laughter to much. Well.. that was untill a certain someone’s fingertips reached your stomach. “What! You basically asked for this!” She added before your eyes widened. A genuine reaction before desperately trying to swallow your screams of laughter you had bubbling in your throat. “NahahhaHAAHA NOHOHT THEHERE!” At first your giggles were controlled, but then they all spewed out. You looked up to see millie biting her own lip, trying not to smile at your reaction

“Ahaw I behet you regret mohocking me now!” Millie delivered her line filled with snickers, she couldn’t keep a straight face at your overdramatic reactions. “YEHES, IHIM SOHORRY!” You shrieked when she started scratching at your ribs. “I know you are!” Enola teased, watching your character squirm beneath her.

“But.. this is just to fun to stop!” You furrowed your eyebrows in confusion. That wasn’t one of Millie’s lines. However, your thought process was interrupted when you felt a fingertip, swirling into your bellybutton. You squealed before falling into helpless, thundering laughter

“NOHOHOOHOHO MIHIHIIHLIEEE! CUHUHUHUTTT! CUHHUHUHUHUTTT! GAHAHHAHAH!” You screamed, expecting millie to stop right there. But to your suprise she didn’t, the crew just stood there watching. “BAHAHAHAHHA IHIHIHIM SEHEHEHHERIOUSSS GEHEHHEHETT OHOHOHOFF!!” Your laughter echoed through the set. That’s when millie stopped, she pulled her hands away and couldn’t help but smirk at you.

“I said cut!” You said glaring and millie and at the crew “that wasn’t even apart of the scene!” You questioned.

“Actually, we stopped recording for that scene a while ago. This was just an extra thing millie wanted to add. Atleast we have an amazing addition to the blooper real!” One director joked

You death stared millie “something extra you wanted to add?” You scrunched your eyebrows and then gasped “you planned this!“ you complained. That’s when millie burst out into laughter, nodding at your statement.

You couldn’t help but smile. Although you thought that was extremely embarrassing, you couldn’t deny that you had fun

[woso-dreamzzz]

Torn III

Kewis x Child!Reader

Summary: You're still sick

Mommy doesn't get you dressed properly the next day.

She lets you stay in your pyjamas because you're sick. She's sick too but not as sick as you.

Mom, of course, still has her hurt knee but she's the only one not sick in the entire house.

Your head pounds and your nose remains stuffy even as you play with your dinosaur toys, making them attack each other because they're in a war and that's what things do in a war. They fight.

"Open," Mommy says and you firmly clamp your teeth together," Chook, I'm not joking. Open."

She's got a syringe full of medicine in her hands and you refuse to open your mouth.

You've never had good tasting medicine before and you refuse to believe that Mommy's gone out and bought some.

You keep your mouth shut.

"Chook," She says sternly," This will make you feel better."

You sniff, wiping your nose on your shirt and shake your head. You know if you talk, Mommy's going to dose you up so you settle on just glaring, puffing out your cheeks to show her that you're wise to her tricks.

"Chook," She says again," We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Either way, you're taking your medicine."

"Chook," Mom says from the sofa," Come here."

Warily, you skirt around Mommy and run over to Mom, who lifts you up to sit next to her. Immediately, she attacks your sides with tickles and you can't keep your mouth closed anymore, opening it to let out peals of giggles.

Mommy squirts the medicine down your throat and Mom's ticklish hands disappear.

You glare, eyebrows drawing together in outrage. "That was mean!" You say," You cheated!"

Mommy laughs, ruffling your hair. "It was sneaky," She says," Not cheating. You'll feel better soon."

You huff but know she's right, shuffling off the sofa to return to your toys.

Helen joins you, curling up next to your side. Her ear flicks a few times as you continue your dino war. You have to blow your nose a few times because it gets clogged but Mommy is right because the churning of your stomach settles and your head no longer feels like it does when you bang it on a wall by accident.

"What do you want to watch?" Sam asks, channel surfing as she keeps one eye on you playing with Helen.

Kristie sighs. She doesn't look as bad as you did but it's still clear she's sick. She's got a bit of a fever and the end of her nose is all red. "Something that requires me to not think," She groans, massaging her temples to stem off the headache. She's only recently taken her own painkillers so she has a bit of wait until they kick in.

"So trash reality tv?" Sam teases and Kristie whacks her with a pillow.

You're playing nicely on the rug with Helen and your dinosaurs despite how ill you are.

Maybe eating all that dirt gave you a stronger immune system than Kristie thought.

"There's Love Island," Sam offers and you whip your head around.

"No!" You say," That's mine and Auntie Millie's show! You can't watch it! It'll spoil it!"

You sound adamant and Kristie manages to get out a laugh that could have been a cough.

"It's not a new episode, Chook," Sam assures you with her own laugh," It's last season. It's not going to spoil anything."

Your brow furrows for a moment before you're up on your feet. You've got two dinosaurs clutched in your hands as you wiggle yourself between your mothers.

They're sitting close enough that their legs are touching so you make sure to force them apart so you can be comfortable.

"Last season was okay," You tell Kristie very seriously," I will watch with you so you know what's going to happen. Mom, you need to put on Love Island."

Sam keeps laughing. "Oh? I need to, do I Chook?"

"Yes. That's what I just said. You need to, Mom."

With the other options being Deal or No Deal and Flog It, Sam's pretty sure that Love Island was truly her only option and changes the channel.

Clearly, the medicine has perked you up a bit because Kristie doesn't get a moment of respite the entire episode as you narrate what's going on during every single little moment.

Somehow, you manage to put yourself to sleep during it until you're lying draped over Sam and Kristie's laps.

"And we just let Millie watch this show with her?" Kristie asks, dumbstruck and Sam chuckles nervously.

"I didn't think she actually absorbed this much of it," Sam replies," It's like she studied it or something."

You shift a little in your sleep, death gripping your plastic dinosaurs so hard that Kristie can't pry them from your hands.

"Well," Kristie says," At least she's taking her nap without arguing."

"You mean, at least you can take your nap without her interrupting," Sam teases and Kristie rolls her eyes.

She lifts your limp body easily into her arms as she stands up. "Well, just for that. I don't think you can join us for naptime."

"Hey...Kristie! Kristie, wait! I'm sorry! Wait for me!"

Kristie doesn't wait for Sam though as she makes her way to their bedroom.

She settles you in the very middle of the bed but slipping in next to you.

You wiggle a little bit as Kristie tugs you closer, laying a protective hand over your belly just as Sam hobbles in, taking her own place in bed on your other side.

Helen joins in too, leaping up onto the bed and curling herself up around your feet.

"You have to get her to take medicine when we wake up," Kristie says, already half asleep.

"No fair! She's wise to my tricks now!"

"Not my problem, Sam."

[caspira-writes-fanfiction]

GIT BEVVER SWOON :(

"Get out"

Moxie and Millie blink back at their boss. They were both concerned, but it was Millie who spoke up first.

"Are you sure you don't want-"

"It's been a very long day and Loonie needs to get home now." There was no smile on Blitz's face, and any pleasantries in his voice were worn thin. He couldn't be having whatever conversation Millie wanted to force on him right now.

"Right, it's just. The van..."

"Is mine" Blitz finished her sentence "And you have two god damn seconds to get out of it before you're both out of a job."

Moxxie slid off of Millie's lap and opened the car's front door. He jumped down to the sidewalk in front of their apartment and reached for Millie's hand. He motioned for her to join him. Millie frowned, but did as Blitz asked and got out of the car.

Blitz sped off as soon as her feet touched the ground.

Loona had fallen asleep as soon as she'd hit the floor of the van back in Sloth. Blitz considered leaving her there for the night, but couldn't bring himself to do it. She deserved her bed, even if might be a fight to get her there. The growl that Loona gave when Blitz told her it was time to get up was far less scary than the bits of feather and blue blood staining his seats.

Blitz hadn't known Stolas could get hurt.

He was tougher than his emotions, smarter too. With a deep breath and the familiar pinch of his claws digging into his palm, Blitz was able to swallow down his emotions and forget about them. Loona needed to get inside.

The doctor had said Loona may be out of it for a little while after receiving her shot and the fight they endured to get the hound her vaccine had been tiring. His daughter was all growl and no bite by the time they'd gotten back to Pride. She was hardly a fight as Blitz got her upstairs and tucked into bed (or well, dropped off at her door. Blitz wasn't allowed inside her room).

She might be the one thing he hadn't ruined.

The van needed to be cleaned. Blitz knew how to clean blood out of upholstery, he knew how to clean Stolas's blood from upholstery, it's not as if they hadn't had their fun before. Stolas hadn't been afraid of knives or pain. He fucking asked for the bear traps. Blitz had seen Stolas hurt many times, he'd always been fine.

Blitz hadn't known Stolas could get hurt.

Blitz stopped by the kitchen before starting his work on the van. He poured dish soap in a large bowl until it covered the bottom and filled it with hot water. He grabbed towels, additional cleaners, and a wire brush. He grabbed a bottle of liquor from the cabinet, there was no way he was doing this without a drink.

Starting was the first step. Blitz started on the bottle before he started on the van. He didn't know where to start with the van. Feathers, he supposed. He could pick up feathers.

There were too many feathers.

How many times had the feathers been annoying? A disturbance? They were something to disrupt a meeting when Blitz would accidentally cough one up. They were something that needed to be preened, which meant watching Stolas groom himself for hours sometimes after a rough night between the two of them. They were itchy, and ticklish, and annoying. But these feathers were damaged. These feathers were sad. There were so many of them.

Blitz didn't count how many feathers there were in total but there was enough to make a small bouquet of them. He wondered how many more were back at Striker's. Blitz cursed himself for forgetting a trash can. He couldn't abandon the small collection of feathers he'd collected. He put them on the front seat for now.

He needed a break. Blitz sat on the floor of the van with his feet dangling from the opening in the side. He pulled his phone out and took a drink. He looked through his photos: Loona's adoption Day, Lunch with M&M, him and Verosika, him and Fizz. He stops on the picture of him and Stolas. The Royal loved documenting their time together but he didn't know about this picture. He didn't know the way Blitz smiled while Feathers hooted quietly in his ear as he slept. Stolas didn't know that Blitz took pictures of them while Stolas was sleeping, when Blitz was allowed to be his most vulnerable.

Blitz focused on a blood stain in his peripheral. He looked back at the photo. The two images couldn't be any more different.

He hadn't known Stolas could get hurt.

Blitz brought to the bottle to his lips and tipped it back once more. He rolled up his sleeves and got back to work.

Working was easier than thinking. It was easier than feeling. It accomplished something, more than feeling ever did. Blitz scrubbed until his arms hurt, until his chest heaved from exertion and he couldn't feel anymore because everything hurt, so nothing hurt. Her only managed two of the stains. He hadn't yet touched the worst of them.

If Stolas dies he might have to sell the van. He couldn't even begin to think about that.

"Stolas is fine. He's a prince, he's....powerful. He'll be fine." There was nobody around for Blitz convince other than himself, and even then he didn't feel that convinced of his words.

His answer is weren't at the bottom of that bottle. The world was swaying peacefully. Blitz had tipped over tipsy but was still able to feel his face and several bruised ribs from earlier today. He abandoned the van and walked off.

It wasn't hard to find a distraction in Pride. Wether it be drugs or sex or some other vice, Blitz was sure to find something that would help him numb. He was too far from the Royal circle to walk, but if he could have that's where Blitz would have ended up. Instead he ended up at a bar.

Blitz lasted two drinks before getting kicked out, but managed to swipe a bottle of something off the bottom shelf on the way. He could feel a throbbing in his jaw from where he'd been punched, but the rest of his face was sufficiently numb. He swayed along the sidewalk as he returned home. He had almost forgotten why he'd even gotten drunk in the first place.

The bloodstains were still in the carpet of the van. The seat might as well just be dyed to match at this point. No, die it black. This shade of dark blue is sickening.

No it's not, blood is cool!

Blitz thinks today he might side with Fizzarolli. There is nothing cool about the attempted murder scene in the back of his van. Blitz isn't excited at the sight of this, he's horrified. It takes a lot to gross Blitz out. He sits on the sidewalk for a while to catch his breath.

Soap and water and elbow grease hadn't been enough to get the stains out. He tries something more stringent. Bleach may eat away at the fabric if he doesn't stop scrubbing, but at least the blood will be gone.

I think you should come and save me!

Blitz hadn't known Stolas could get hurt. Stolas hadn't even sounded scared on the phone. Had he been scared later?

"No, fucking stop it!" Blitz slapped himself with his own tail. Worrying wasn't going to do anything. He didn't want to feel right now.

This wasn't his fault. Blitz couldn't be to blame. He didn't know how much danger the prince was in, it wasn't his job to protect Stolas, he had a duty to his daughter. It was all just.....really bad. It wasn't his fault.

Then why did Blitz feel so fucking guilty?

He found half a pack of cigarettes under the passenger seat and took another break. The burn of the smoke was nice. The immediate little rush that came to his head after the first smoke was nice. The stars were nice.

No, the stars were Stolas.

Blitz looked up at the sky. There weren't many stars that could be seen from the streets of Imp City. With the lights and Blitz's unsteadiness they all sort of blurred together. The stars were falling, Stolas was hurt. He hadn't known Stolas could get hurt.

"Fuck, Birdie." There was no coo in reply, no gentle hoot, no amusing quip that went halfway over Blitz's head half the time. Blitz turned his head and remembered just how alone he was.....On the edge of his van, talking to a bird shaped blood stain, doing everything in his power to just forget. If he could erase Stolas from his memory, he could save himself from the pain of losing him.

Blitz touched the skull on his choker, his only living memory of his mother. Tears sprang to his eyes.

For a moment Blitz considered lighting the van on fire. All he would have to do was drop his cigarette in the right spot. He could even stay right where he was, he could blow up with it. That would save everyone so much pain. It wasn't his fault Stolas got hurt, but Blitz knew deep down it was.

Blitz only entertained the thought for a moment. Loona was inside, sleeping and unaware of what had happened today. He couldn't have her wake up to that. He knew she would be fine on her own, but Blitz didn't need to die today. Not everyone had left him just yet.

Blitz finished the last of his drink and thew the bottle outside hard enough to shatter it. He took off his coat and wadded it up until it was vaguely something he could hold onto. He curled on the backseat next to the larger blood stain. He tried not to think about it. Blitz looked at his phone one more time, at the photo Stolas was never supposed to know about, but now may never get the chance to. Blitz had done everything in his power not to feel but he couldn't help it.

Stolas might die and it was all his fault.

Blitz started to type out a message to Stolas. He wanted to wish him better, to tell him he was sorry he was hurt. He considered apologizing for not being there. He fell asleep before he could do much more than type out one message, let alone send it. It was his best attempt at telling Stolas how he felt.

GIT BEVVER SWOON :(

[artsybug0]

Is millies wings sensitive? Like their ticklish?

Eeh kinda?

I didn’t really think much about it until now-

I guess I’ll just go with this information I once read. It was from this person who was tired with how people draw Hawks’s (from MHA) wings to be sensitive everywhere. So they kinda made a diagram about where his wings would actually be sensitive. Instead of making everywhere a sexual sensitive are.

Basically everywhere on a wing is sensitive. They can feel you touching their wings regardless of where you touch. But the closer you are to the base, the more Intimately sensitive they are.

So if you touch Millie’s wings by the ends she would just be confused on what you’re doing, then they’re ticklish to her, then they’re a bit awkward to her, and then she would immediately stop you.

I don’t really know how to explain it all- hopefully this made sense- I made drawing references kinda-

It’ll become embarrassing for her the more you go. But overall she has no issues with her wings being touched as long as you ask first! She’ll even let you help her clean her wings if you’re close!

(And yes, this goes for all Millie Au’s too)

[ticklishprincey]

Helluva Boss Tease Headcannons

I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST HELLUVA BOSS THING I DO FOR AT LEAST A LITTLE WHILE

(no it won’t I’m lying to myself)

I wrote up some teases I think they might use, enjoy

Blitzo“Oho, is this a bad spot? Riiiight here? Yeah? Too bad!” “Ohhh this gets you good!” “Not there? Where? Here? But I like it here!” “Listen to those giggles, I could listen to them allll day!”

Stolas“I don’t know what you want, darling, you’ll have to ask me nicely~” “Please? Please what? Please don’t stop? I didn’t plan on it!” Most definitely is the type to respond to incoherent giggly nonsense with “What an insightful thought, my dear~” “Not here? Oh alright, I’ll just move to [insert death spot here]”

Millie “Oh aren’t you just the cutest!” “Tickle tickle tickle! Coochie coochie coo!” “Awwww, well aren’t you just the most ticklish I’ve ever seen!” “I think Mr. belly button here needs some raspberries, don’t you?” “Awww, no hiding that blushy face!”

MoxxieResponds to giggly gibberish with “Oh yeah?” or “I never knew that!” Cannot stand the word even when it’s coming from him “I’m gonnaaaaa getcha getcha getcha!”

Loona“Right there? You can’t handle me tickle tickle tickling right there?” Makes fun of her lee’s blush (affectionately of course)

Asmodeus“Oh you cutie pie~” 100% plays the little rib counting game thing (you know the one) “Right here? You can’t take it here? Is it extra sensitive riiiiight here? That’s too bad for youuu~” Responds to cursing with “Oh, we’re going there now? Someone ought to teach you some manners~ [cue instant wrecking]” “Who gave you permission to be this adorable?”

Fizzarolli“Ohhh this is a good spot! I think I’ll stay here for a while.” “Can you not take my tickle tickle tickles?” “Little sensitive, are we?” “Not here? But why not? It’s such a good spot, it makes you giggle like a little kid and it’s so cute!” “What? Too ticklish?” Responds to tickle requests with something like “What was that? Didn’t hear you, speak up a bit?” because he’s a little bitch

You’re welcome for the bullshittery, Imma take a nap before I faint

[switchypanic]

oooh hello!

for the series ask game.. can i say helluva boss??

Sure thing!

Who’s the most ticklish character?

Ooh, that's a tough one! I think Fizz was super ticklish before the accident but less so now due to scar tissue (don't worry, he's still got a few good spots to tease him with), so I would have to go with Moxxie on this one!

Who’s the character that most people would assume is ticklish, but actually isn’t?

No one; they're all ticklish to some degree!

Who’s the character that everyone gangs up on and tickles?

IT'S TOTALLY BLITZ! He just NEEDS a good wrecking from time to time, especially when he's being particularly annoying or clingy, so the rest of I.M.P loves to gang up on him.

Who’s the character that somehow knows everyone else’s tickle spots and reveals them to others?

I'm actually not sure about this one; they're all a little dense when it comes to tickles (in a good way, I love this bunch of idiots). Tickle spots are usually found by accident before being brutally exploited.

Who’s the character with one specific tickle spot that only one other person knows about?

The spade of Blitz' tail (particularly the underside of it) is super bad and only Stolas has had the privilege of finding out about it.

Who’s the most likely to win gang tickle wars?

Millie or Blitz because they are bot EXTREMELY competitive.

Which character has a kink for tickling?

I think it's safe to say Stolas, Fizz and Ozzie would.

Which character didn’t even know they were ticklish until another character tickled them?

Loona. The poor, sweet girl likely didn't get much affection before being adopted, so she found out about her ticklishness at the same time Blitz did.

Which two characters have tickle fights all the time?

Fizz and Ozzie launch frequent tickle wars against each other during their days off; it is common for these to span across multiple days.

[xxtheophilusxx]

Some Helluva Boss Tickle Hc's

Blitzo (Blitz) - Blitz is always on the go and often in high spirits. His ticklish spot is on his lower back, just above his tail. When someone manages to tickle him there, he’ll burst into a mixture of laughter and flustered exclamations, unable to contain his energy. It’s a rare moment where he’s genuinely vulnerable, which makes it both endearing and hilarious.

Moxxie - Moxxie, while usually serious, has a sensitive side when it comes to his ribs. If someone tickles him there, he’ll break into genuine laughter, though he’ll try to maintain his composure. It’s a sign of how much he lets his guard down around close friends, even if he pretends otherwise.

Millie - Millie is bubbly and energetic, so it’s no surprise that her feet are her most ticklish spot. When someone gives her feet a playful tickle, she’ll giggle uncontrollably and might even try to playfully kick them away. Her reaction is a reflection of her fun-loving personality and her inability to stay still when something tickles her.

Loona - Loona is usually aloof and tough, but she has a ticklish spot behind her ears. When someone manages to get there, she’ll let out a rare, genuine laugh and may try to swat them away with a playful growl. It’s a glimpse into her softer side, showing how even the most stoic characters have their moments of vulnerability.

Stolas - Stolas, with his regal demeanor, is surprisingly ticklish around his sides, near where his wings are attached. His reaction to being tickled there is a mix of surprised laughter and a bit of flustered charm. It’s a side of him that contrasts with his usually sophisticated demeanor.

Octavia - Octavia is more reserved and mature for her age, but she has a soft spot on her neck that makes her ticklish. When someone tickles her there, she’ll react with a stifled laugh and a slight blush, trying to play it off as she hides her smile. It’s a rare glimpse into her more playful and youthful side.

Fizzarolli - Fizzarolli’s ticklishness fits his playful and over-the-top personality. His sides, especially under his arms, are super sensitive. When tickled, he’ll laugh heartily and might even start a spontaneous performance, using it as an opportunity to show off his theatrical flair.

Asmodeus - Asmodeus is flamboyant and enjoys attention, but he has a surprisingly ticklish spot on his upper thighs. When someone tickles him there, he’ll have a dramatic and hearty laugh, blending his love for theatrics with a genuine reaction. It’s a moment where his composed facade cracks just a little.

[chaoticklesblog]

Helluva Boss Tickle Headcannons:

Stolas:

Super ticklish despite not being tickled very much in his younger days, (Blitzo is definitely the first one to discover this weakness when they were kids and never really forgot how ticklish Stolas was, or is, for that matter.)

Is a switch, but is definitely is more lee leaning! He enjoys the bondage aspect of it and definitely experiences the most anticipatory giggles.

Has one of the most adorable laughs ever. It doesn't take much to get him laughing. He has such a high-pitched laugh that gets squeaky if you get the right spots.

Worst spots are wings and beneath his feathers.

As a ler, my goodness is this guy fucking RUTHLESS.

Is a demon, so expect to receive whatever tickling is dished out tenfold in return.

His feathers and claws are horrendously evil tickle tools and the mothefucker KNOWS it.

Uses tickling as a torture method for those who most deserve it (cough cough, Blitzo).

Blitzo:

Regularly involved in childhood tickle fights with Fizz. Used to win most of the tickle fights until the accident happened.

So playful and silly, he was the first to initiate a tickle fight with Stolas and the first to realize what a ruthless tickler Stolas is.

Also a switch, very needy as a lee and super teasy as a ler.

Surprisingly a very gentle ler unless otherwise provoked.

Definitely tickles Stolas the most of anyone because Stolas absolutely loves it. Also frequently tickles Millie and Moxxie but mostly Moxxie because he deserves it. Doesn't DARE tickle Luna (he doesn't have

Most ticklish spots include ribs, tummy and underarms.

Super silly laugh, loves provoking others to tickle him, and is so shameless about it, the little shit.

Millie:

Is ticklish but is much more of a ruthless ler. Mostly tickles Moxxie to get him to relax or not be so uptight.

Absolutely ruthless. RUTHLESS.

Not only does she know Moxxie enjoys being tickled, but she encourages the other IMP's to tickle him.

Doesn't mind being tickled by Moxxie but will destroy anyone else who tries.

The worst spots are her hips, thighs, and knees.

Has a bright, carefree laugh.

Will 10/10 dish out absolutely unholy revenge to those who dare to tickle her.

Moxxie:

Is such a lee! 100% lee. Is baby.

It doesn't take much to get him all flustered, just a few well placed pokes, a wink, or teasy voice.

Prefers to be tickled by Millie but is the frequent victim of gang tickles. Not that he minds.

Is wayyyy more susceptible to gentle and teasy tickles.

His back is an absolute death zone. Absolutely cannot handle back massages AT ALL.

Screechy and screamy laughter. AHAHAH.

Hides his face a lot, or at least he tries when tickled. Lol. He can't even help it.

Will literally beg to not be tickled.

PUPPY DOG EYES.

Deserves to get his shit WRECKED!

Ozzie:

WE AREN'T gonna pretend this man isn't ticklish.

I mean, he is. Has a super boisterous laugh.

I mean, if this anyone has a tickle kink, it's him lol.

I feel like he's got tons of ler energy. He tickles Fizz so much, lmao. Surprise tickles, tickle games, tickle hugs, teases, etc. ASDFGHJKL. Fizz eats it up, of course.

Is kinda ticklish in a couple secret places only Fizz knows about. I mean, I don't even know, and Fizz didn't tell me lmaooo. It's a secret, do with that info what you wish.

Is actually the tickle monster. Hehehe.

Fizz:

Is such an adorably ticklish imp.

Arguably, the most ticklish character.

Literally used to be nearly tickled to death by Blitzo as kids. And ganged up on by the other imps. Was pretty much defenseless lol.

Blitzo used to knock him down a few pegs for getting all the attention by tickling the everloving snot out of him.

Literally never won tickle fights until after the accident. The robot arms improved his tickle fight game tenfold.

His robot arms are indeed also ticklish but offer an advantage in tickle fights by being able to stretch or tickling people far away.

Bottom ribs, hips and sides are his worst spots.

Cannot handle his ribs being counted. (Ozzie found this out, and the poor guy can't rest ahah).

Wheezy laughter that eventually goes silent, and he also thrashes a lot.

Uses his robot arms for tickling and bondage purposes with Ozzie and to also get well deserved revenge on Blitzo, haha.

[stressed-and-fluff-obsessed]

uhh well I went in to see if you wrote helluva boss and you did! I can't tell you how happy I am and can there be one from you like lee blitz and lers moxxie, millie and loona? I don't know, maybe while they were meeting together, Blitz might be teasing Moxxie about how sensitive and ticklish he is. (because why not)

He may mock Moxxie to the point of making him blush and get angry, but there is a truth. he's quite ticklish himself, and what made his find out was when Loona delicately touched his side to tell her father that she needed to stop, and a boss who jumped up and squealed cutely (and who was going to get a big tickling punishment) :>

I thought this would be cute, I really read all of your fics (especially the Lee Lucifer stories♡) this time I would love for you to write a Lee Blitz story, thank you.

Sure thing!

Niceness Necessities

C.W: Swearing, gets a lil intense at the end

Summary: Blitzø won’t stop teasing Moxxie during one of the meeting and Mille and Loona help him out by finding something about Blitz

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What. The. Hell

Blitz now had his claws on an Asmodian Crystal. What was he supposed to do with this thing?! He of course knew that with this crystal he could now travel to the human world without help from Stolas’ grimore but still, how was he supposed to use it??

He wanted to have a meeting with the rest of the I.M.P about this new item but first he wanted to figure out how to use it. So now in his office he sat at his desk on his computer researching the magic crystals.

“Hmm..” Blitz hummed, placing his hand on his chin in thought as he surfed the internet looking through helltube, Sinstagram, Hell’s version on Google but no matter how much he looked he couldn’t find anything on the Asmodian Crystals, were they seriously that rare??

Blitz was getting frustrated at this point at not being able to find anything before it hit him. He was friends with Fizz again, he could literally just go talk to the big man himself! “Stupid stupid stupid!” Blitz reprimanded himself but very pleased at the fact that he’d found a solution to learn about this magic crystal.

Blitz stood from his desk, tail flicking excitedly as he headed for his door and swung it open, meeting the eyes of Moxxie, Millie and Loona. “Listen up fuckers! I found a solution on how to use this fancy-shmancy thing so I’m going to the Lust Ring to learn about it! I’ll be back soon but for now Moxxie hold down the fort till I get back!” Blitz called, heading for the door when Moxxie’s voice stopped him.

“But what if I don’t want to sir?” Moxxie asked, meeting Blitz’s bewildered gaze with a grin, Moxxie (almost) never disobeyed him? But Blitz was not one to back down so he met the smaller imp’s gaze with a challenging grin, pointing a menacing finger at him before replying.

“Then I’ll tickle you to pieces when I get back.” Blitz threatened and chuckled as Moxxie’s face flushed a beet red and he muttered a halfhearted “Fine.” As Blitz headed out the door.

Now outside of the building Blitz headed for his van that was parked in the lot, unlocking it and climbing inside before starting the engine and pulling out of the lot on his way to the train station.

If he remembered the schedules correctly the train for Lust left in 15 minutes, perfect plenty of time for him to get to the station.

~~~~

A little while later he arrived there and parked the vehicle, jumping out and shutting the door before locking it and heading for the gate for the train to Lust. Once he located it he got on the train with a few minutes left to spare, finding his seat and sitting down right as the train jostled into motion.

Now on the train Blitz took out his phone and texted Fizz

*Blitz: Fizz?*

*Fizz: Yup? Didn’t expect to hear a text from you*

*Blitz: I know but I just have a question, are you and Ozzie free today? I’m coming to Lust I have a few questions for the big man*

*Fizz: I believe so let me ask…..yep we’re free!*

*Blitz: Great! See you in a bit!*

*Fizz: See ya!*

After that conversation Blitz turned off his phone with a pleased smile, placing it back in his pocket and looking out the window, almost there.

~~~~

Now in the Lust Ring Blitz stepped off the train and quickly spotted the large building that belonged to the sin and grinned before heading that way.

He meandered down the street, going past stores and bars all over the place before finally reaching the building where he was met with a guard. “Who might you be?” The guard snapped and Blitz held up his wrist where the Asmodian Crystal sat, “I’d like to see the big man.” Blitz told the guard and he huffed, annoyed before letting Blitz in.

The imp grinned in response and walked inside, as the guard shut the door Blitz was immediately met with Fizz’s grinning face. “Blitz! I haven’t seen you in forever!” The other imp exclaimed and Blitz chuckled, “I know I’ve been busy with my business, where’s Ozzie?” Blitz asked Fizz and he led the other imp to an elevator where they stepped in and pressed a button for the highest floor.

“You guys live at the top?!” Blitz exclaimed, clearly amazed making Fizz laugh, “Yep, Ozzie is royalty after all.” Fizz reminded him and Blitz’s tail flicked irritably at his own antics when they reached the top at last.

When the elevator doors open Fizz stepped out with Blitz in tow and the other imp was amazed by how nice Ozzie’s place was when Fizz led him to a large door which was opened by two guards to allow them in.

“Ozzie!” Fizz called out as the guards shut the door and a few minutes later Asmodius rounded the corner. “Fizzy you’re back! And I see you’ve brought a friend.” Ozzie observed and Blitz bowed in the sin’s presence.

“Hello big man, I just have some questions for you then I’ll be out of your hair.” Blitz told the sin and Asmodeus waved him off, “Don’t worry about it, any friend of Fizz is a friend of mine. Come this way.” Ozzie instructed, leading Blitz and Fizz to his office, shutting the door and rounding the desk to sit.

“So what’s the matter imp?” Ozzie asked and his eyes widened as Blitz held up his wrist that held the crystal. “I see..you want to learn how to use that don’t you?” Ozzie asked the imp and he nodded, “Please, it would be a big help.” Blitz told the other and he nodded, standing up and turning to one of his nearby bookshelves before selecting a book and placing it on the table in front of Blitz.

“This book right here should tell you everything you need to know about my crystals such as what they are and how to use them.” Asmodeus told Blitz who nodded in understanding, “Thank you Ozzie!” Fizz piped up as him and Blitz stood, heading for the door.

“Yeah thanks big man, I’ll be sure to return it once I’m finished!” Blitz called over his shoulder as they stepped out of the office and Ozzie gave him a thumbs up before they shut the door and headed for the elevator again.

“Ozzie’s a good guy.” Blitz told Fizz who nodded, “Yeah he is.” The imp spoke as they rode the elevator back down to the ground floor, upon arriving they stepped out and Fizz walked Blitz to the door.

“Thanks Fizz!” Blitz told his friend and the other imp gave him a thumbs up as Blitz walked back into the down, starting down the street with this new information.

~*~

“What do you think Blitz is doing?” Millie called from her place on the couch and Moxxie and Loona’s gazes flicked over to her. “I’m not sure, he said he was going to Lust to find out about the crystal His Majesty gave him so it’s likely he’s visiting Asmodeus.” Moxxie replied, tail flicking behind him in thought.

“Yeah but who cares, the dumbass can take care of himself.” Loona piped up from her phone and Millie hummed, “If all he was doing was going to talk to Asmodeus why couldn’t we come?” Millie pointed out.

“That’s a good question Millie, maybe he wanted to go by himself.” Moxxie told her and she looked out the window, “Maybe, do you know when he’ll be back?” Millie asked again and was met with a shrug from both of them, Millie knew one thing though. Her boss was a man on a mission right now.

~~~~

Now back outside Blitz headed back towards the train station with the new book in his hands. Finally he had the information he needed for the crystal, now all he needed to do was take it back to the I.M.P and review it and the crystal with his team.

“Hell yeah we have the book now..” Blitz muttered to himself as he reached the station and walked into the train back to Pride and sat. As the train jostled into motion once more he opened the book and looked at the contents of the first page.

The writing was written in mostly a different language but luckily Blitz knew the language it was written in so he read a couple of the facts about it, occasionally glancing down at the crystal when he read about something particularly interesting.

“The Asmodian Crystal’s power allows you to teleport at will…interesting..” Blitz muttered to himself, still skimming through the pages and before long the train had arrived back at Pride.

With an excited grin Blitz stepped off the train and headed towards the parking lot where his van sat with the book in hand, tail swishing behind him as he walked.

Once he arrived at his van he climbed inside and shut the door, placing the magic book on the seat before starting the engine and pulling out of the parking lot before heading down the road.

The I.M.P building was about 15 minutes away and Blitz could hardly wait to get back and look over the new information with the others, this would be fun.

~*~

“How much longer do you think he’ll be gone?” Millie piped up again from her place on the couch, “I’m not sure, he should be on his way back by now but I don’t know.” Moxxie spoke from his place beside her.

“Ehh either way it’s fine, Blitz never leaves this place for too long and like the pipsqueak said, the dumbass is probably on his way back already.” Loona commented from her place at her desk, paws propped up on the desk as she scrolled through her Sinstagram.

“Yeah, I’m probably just overthinking this.” Millie told herself and Moxxie scooted closer to her, wrapping his tail around her and kissing her crown, “And that’s perfectly okay, it’s sweet that you’re so concerned about him.” Moxxie told her and she smiled.

“Ew get a room!” Loona called over to them making the pair laugh.

~*~

Finally almost home, by now the I.M.P headquarters were around 5 minutes away and Blitz could feel his heart thumping in anticipation to get back, he couldn’t wait!

Although he did have to wait a little to get back, not long though because he let his mind wander for what felt like a few seconds but when he shook himself out of it he was in the parking lot of his building, hey not like he was complaining.

With a giddy smile he parked the van and shut it off, hopping out of the front seat and shutting the driver side door before rounding the front of the vehicle to open the passenger side door and grab the book before setting his sights on the large building in front of him.

Blitz set off towards his building, reaching the entrance soon after and swinging open the door before stepping in and shutting it, now climbing the few flights of stairs that he had to climb to get to the office floor and by the time he’d reached the door he was worn out, why was this book so damn heavy?!

With a huff after being hunched over catching his breath, Blitz huffed before standing up to his full height and practically breaking down the door catching everyone’s attention.

“Blitz you’re back!” Millie exclaimed, jumping up and following his to where he walked over to the meeting table and set the heavy book down before sitting down at the head of the table.

“Yep…I had to travel to Lust..and talk to the big man..about this.” Blitz breathed out, holding up his wrist to show them the crystal, “And he gave me this book, said it would help to understand what it is and how to use it.” He finished as Millie sat down at the table, followed by Loona and Moxxie.

“Alright.” Blitz began, standing up from his place at the head of the table, this placement was good. Moxxie on his left and Loona on his right with Millie sitting next to Loona, perfect they could listen to him better this way.

“We’re gonna look at the book and we’re gonna figure out how to use this crystal.” Blitz remarked, grabbing to book and clawing it forward in his direction before flipping it open to the first page, watching as the other’s leaned closer to see.

“Hehey what?!” Moxxie yelped, jumping back at Blitz quickly scribbled over his neck, “You were too close.” Blitz told the other imp, grinning impishly (ha ha) at the other, “I wasn’t even that close.” Moxxie muttered and Blitz’s gaze flicked u to meet Moxxie’s.

“What was that Moxx? You want me to do that again?” Blitz grinned, wiggling his claws at Moxxie who scrambled back, “N o.” Moxxie stated, pointing an accusatory claw at Blitz who chuckled in response and went back to the book.

“Be nice Blitz.” Millie spoke up, smacking him on the arm for extra emphasis but Blitz only waved her off. “Nahhh he’s fine Millie. Not my fault he’s so fuckin ticklish~” Blitz taunted and relished in the way Moxxie’s face flushed crimson.

“S-Shut up!” Moxxie snapped at him but recoiled as Blitz scribbled over his stomach, “Watch it.” Blitz grinned again, pointing a finger at Moxxie who averted his gaze with a grumble.

Blitz went back to the book at began reading when Loona’s voice spoke up. “What does that say?” The hellhound questioned, pointing at some smeared ink on the page.

“Oh that?” Blitz started, focusing on the ink, “I believe it says ‘Thou who hath access to thy crystal shall be forbidden to use it unlawfully, thus punishable by having the crystal taken’.” Blitz recited, chuckling as Loona’s head tilted to the side before she realized what that meant and nodded.

“I have a question, what does that say?” Millie piped up and Blitz looked at it, it wasn’t smeared but it was in heavy cursive making it a bit hard to read so Blitz read it out for her.

“What about that?” Moxxie also piped up, referring to something on the other page and Blitz poke the other imp in the side causing him to recoil again.

“Patience Moxx, we’re not there yet.” Blitz reminded, waving his finger at Moxxie like how a parent would reprimand a child making the imp slide down in his seat with an irritated huff.

“Was that sass I heard?” Blitz smirked at Moxxie who shot up, face flushed with a nervous expression. “N-No it wasn’t!” Moxxie snapped at Blitz who only grinned.

“Alright sure.” He remarked, sarcasm dripping from his tone before his hand shot out and started squeezing Moxxie’s sides who flinched before giggling like mad.

“What’s wrong Moxx? You a little ticklish?” Blitz taunted and Moxxie fell forward, head resting on the desk as he covered his face with his hands, still giggling madly. Millie looked at him endearingly and Loona glanced at Blitz, an idea forming in her head.

“Come on Blitz stop it.” Loona remarked, subtly elbowing/jabbing him in the ribs causing him to jump with a squeal at the unexpected touch, halting his tickly attack on Moxxie to slap both hands over his mouth.

By now Moxxie had recovered and was now looking at Blitz with a large grin on his face, book and crystal now long forgotten as the three looked at him. “Y-You traitor.” Blitz muttered, heart rate picking up as he watching Loona stand and go to walk behind his chair, breath hitching as the hellhound pulled his arms above his head.

“Loony!” Blitz whined, yanking on his arms and grinning nervously as his arms wouldn’t budge and Moxxie crept closer. “Millie help!” Blitz called out to his last hope but Millie only let a lazy grin make its way onto her face as she slid down in her seat a little.

Blitz was about to comment on what the hell she was doing when he felt it, her tail had wrapped around his boot and was now trying to pull it off. “No M-Millie wait!” Blitz tried pleading with her, kicking his feet but that only served in helping her as the extra force allowed her to tug his boot off, tail dropping the object and settling for wrapping around his foot.

“M-Millie…” Blitz trailed off as her tail kept twitching, he was so focused on her that he didn’t noticed Moxxie coming up beside him until the smaller imp tasered his ribs making Blitz jump, gaze snapping over to him.

“Come on sir don’t tell me you forgot about me? How mean.” Moxxie teased, lowering his claws and touching them to Blitz’s sides before starting to lightly skitter up and down.

Moxxie immediately felt Blitz stiffen, watching amused as the imp bit his lip in an attempt to suppress the steady growing giggles as Moxxie increased the pressure, now steadily scribbling over Blitz’s sides and chuckling a little as Blitz went red and he ducked his head.

“M-Mohohoxxie..” Blitz began, breath catching in his throat as Millie’s tail began lightly scratching over the underside of Blitz’s now uncovered foot and also watching amused as her boss’s face nearly rivaled the rest of his skin against his scar.

“Mihihillie!” Blitz whined again, “Come on what’s it going to take to break your stubborn ass.” Loona grumbled slightly, taking both of Blitz’s wrists in one hand and using the other to scribble under his arm.

“Lohohohoona wahahahait not thehehehere!” Blitz cried, dam finally breaking and giggles pouring out of him, “Well there’s my answer.” Loona smirked, keeping it up as her, Moxxie, and Millie kept up the gentle tickles.

“Ahah! Mohohohohoxxiehehe!” Blitz’s laughter jumped an octave as Moxxie’s hand wandered towards Blitz’s stomach and was now scribbling there.

“Hah! You’ve got a ticklish stomach sir?” Moxxie taunted, grinning as Blitz’s face turned an even brighter shade of red, tail beginning to slightly swish behind him.

“You enjoying this Blitz?” Millie spoke up and Blitz’s wide eyed gaze flicked up to meet hers. “Nohohohoho? WhahaHAHAT mahahahahakes you sahahay thahahat?!” Blitz questioned, yelping mid-sentence as Millie’s tail grazed along his arch.

“Hmm, I beg to differ.” Millie grinned, pointing at Blitz’s tail that was still swishing behind him. Blitz turned a wide-eyed, betrayed glance at his tail before screwing his eyes shut again and trying to get it to stop but it didn’t work.

“How do you like that sir!” Moxxie called as he moved up to scratch across Blitz’s ribs making him jerk. “Mohohohohoxxiehehe!!” Blitz howled as Loona moved to skitter over the base of his horns.

“Lohohohohoony plehehehehease!” Blitz cried, weakly batting at her paws best he could but that didn’t stop her, if anything she only smirked and kept it up. “Mihihilliehehe!!” Blitz called out next as the imp in question took the tip of her tail and started scratching it over the main area of the other’s foot.

“Alright guys we might want to wrap this up here soon, Blitz looks just about ready to k!ll all of us.” Millie piped up and Loona and Moxxie nodded in agreement. “Where’s he most ticklish Loona?” Moxxie turned his attention towards the hellhound who smirked.

Loona then paused her tickling hand, keeping Blitz’s wrists above his head, “Lohohoona nohoho plehehehease don’t tehehell him!” Blitz tried pleading with her just Loona just shrugged.

Then she leaned down, whispering something in Moxxie’s ear and Blitz watched, frankly quite scared as Moxxie’s face lit up, quickly morphing into an evil grin.

“M-Mohohoxxie…now wahahait a mihihinute..” Blitz began, being kept in a state of giggles by Millie’s tail still on his foot but also the fact that Moxxie’s claws were creeping closer to his worst spot, his thighs.

“Mohohoxxie plehehehease..” Blitz told Moxxie and he stopped for a moment, “Please what sir?” Moxxie grinned but Blitz’s eyes widened, clamping his mouth shut, no way in the seven rings was he falling for that!

“Alright if you don’t wanna answer suit yourself!” Moxxie chirped before shooting his hands down, kneading into Blitz’s thighs with vigor, attempting to get an apology out of his boss.

Blitz jerked hard, eyes widening and he bit his lip but it did nothing to stop the wave of laughter that spilled out of him moments later. “MOHOHOHOXXIEHEHE!! SHIHIHIHIHIHIT!!” Blitz screeched, bucking like mad making Moxxie laugh.

“Apologize sir!” Moxxie declared and Blitz shook his head, “NOHOHOHOHO WAHAHAHAHAY!!” Blitz remained defiant, by now Loona and Millie had stopped tickling him, opting to watch the situation unfold as Moxxie took Blitz down.

“It’s only going to get worse from here if you don’t apologize Blitz, you know how Moxxie can be~” Millie reminded him but he shook his head, “IHIHI DOHOHOHON’T CAHAHAHARE, BRIHING IT ON PIHIHIPSQUEHEHEAK!!” Blitz exclaimed through his laughter, laughing harder as he saw the expression on Moxxie’s face.

“Oh that is IT!” Moxxie exclaimed but there was no real bite to his voice as he scooted closer to Blitz and leaned down before blowing a large raspberry in the crook of Blitz’s neck.

“AHAHAH! MOHOHOHOHOXXIEHEHE!!” Blitz shrieked, tossing his head back and cackling like a mad man as Moxxie wreaked havoc on him. “Apologize Blitz!” Loona called from behind him and finally he gave in.

“FIHIHIHINE FIHIHINE I GIHIHIVE IM SOHOHOHOHORRY MOHOHOHOXX JUST FUHUHUHUCKIN STAHAHAHAHAP!!” Blitz cackled and finally Moxxie pulled away, grinning like a goon as Blitz went limp in his chair, Loona releasing his wrists and standing next to him.

“Yohohou okay sihihir?” Moxxie asked, giggling up a storm at Blitz’s predicament. Blitz took another heave of air before sitting up, resting his elbows on the desk and giving Moxxie a tired look before flipping him off.

“You…are sohoho luhuhucky…I’m wohorn out right nohohow otherwise…yohohou’d be on the grohound..laughing nearly as hahahard…as I just wahahas..” Blitz breathed out and smirked a little as Moxxie grew a nervous expression and muttered something about having to use the restroom before standing and walking down one of the halls.

He would get him back eventually.

(Sorry this one took so long, things have been a lil slow but I hope you enjoyed! ^^)

[anzynai]

im sending 2 FOR THE SERIES THING

first, helluva boss ❤️

LYNNNN HELLOOOO ILYSMMM thank u for sending this ur amazing i love helluva boss so i was really excited abt getting this ask

whos the most ticklish character?

my heart says fizz and stolas, but moxxie and loona r pretty up there too

whos the character that most would assume is ticklish, but actually isn’t?

blitzo is ticklish but not as much as the others!! but more think he is more ticklish than he actually is.

who’s the character that everyone gangs up and tickles?

moxxie!!! he’s just so easy to tease and mess with idk and plus millie just loves tickling him and blitzo just likes being an asshole 😭😭

who’s the character that somehow knows everyone’s tickle spots and reveals to others?

blitzo!! he’s such a cheeky little shit that once he finds out where someone is ticklish, everyone knows.

who’s the character with one specific tickle spot that only one other person knows about?

i think fizzy would have a ticklish chin and only ozzie knows about it !!!

and then i think blitzo would be ticklish on his upper back and only stolas knows

who’s the most likely to win gang tickle wars?

blitzo because he’s anything but a loser. first of all, he is less ticklish than most of the others, but even if that wasn’t the case, he will literally fight to the death until he wins

which characters didnt even know they were ticklish until another character tickled them?

stolas!!! honestly, no one really ever tickled him until blitzo accidentally did once LOL and fhen i feel like octavia, especially when she was younger would accidentally tickle him sometimes when hugging him and she still doesn’t know to this day why he flinches and gasps

which two characters have tickle fights all the time?

do u even have to ask?? ofc fizz and ozzie!! fizz is more ticklish but also has more tricks up his sleeve (his prothestics can do SO much)

i think millie and moxxie would too, but millie is fiesty so she wins more often than not.

[blushyeleven]

Hey, so I rlly just need to trauma dump. And I can’t use any of my friends bc I feel to selfish so I’m putting it all into a tkl fic🤭

WARNINGS: mummy issues, alcohol, mentions of being drunk and tickles

Characters: ler!millie and lee!y/n

𝗗𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀.

I sigh. Looking over to see my mum, crashed out on the velvety grey sofa.I glance at the time

6:24pm.

A typical Wednesday evening.

I stand up. Snatching the the glass of fizzy poison off the table and saunter to the kitchen. Tipping the half-drunken glass of liquor down the drain. Watching it splash into the sink before gurgling down the pipe.

I tilt my head to the left to see 3 empty Prosecco bottles, sitting proudly on the kitchen counter. Sitting proudly knowing they took my own mother away from me. Causing her to fall asleep before sunset, causing her to say harmful things, causing her to become a careless, mindless mess. Why? Why put me through that. A 10 year old didn’t deserve that.A 10 year old shouldn’t have to feel responsible for her own mothers nonsensical actions. A 10 year old shouldn’t have to look after her own mother because she couldn’t control her addiction. A 10 year old shouldn’t have to put a mother to bed before her own bedtime. But here I am. Years later, still sulking about the true mess my mother has let herself become.

I feel numb.Depthrived of any feeling at all. I find myself zoning out. Thinking about the better times. Any time was certainly a better time then this. Trying to reminisce my childhood. Although my childhood was just one big blur. My earliest memory was my mum and dad parting when I was 5. I remember feeling so…lost. Lost in my own thoughts as they piled and crowded In my own head. Why?. Why did they have to break up? Well, this question was too much to consider for my 5 year old brain, but a couple years later I found out. My mum decided to let go of my dad becuause of his love for drinking. See the problem? My whole life is just one endless, suffocating loop. I understand the idea of karma and bad luck but I must have done something really bad for this to happen to me. I refuse to talk about it because as I do, I feel my words becoming pointless and dim-witted. Why talk about it? People having real trauma. My trauma is bottled up in a Prosecco bottle.

I awake from my useless daydream and I carefully pick up the bottles one by one of the marbled counter and delicately place them into the bin. Trying not to wake my mother. I hear a soft clink sound as I realise my grip and plant them and then softly close the bin lid. I check the time again

6:37pm

I tread back to the living room hearing the soft snores of my mum and the tv playing in the background

I kneel next to her and faintly shake her “mum, come on, let’s get you to bed” she opens her eyes and nods before groggily pulling herself to her feet and began to amble up the stairs. Me shortly behind me, reassuring she doesn’t fall. My mum wasn’t abusive, or nasty, or shouty. She was just forgetful and unintelligent once she was under the spell of alcohol. She wasn’t a danger at all really, but she still needed my assistance. Yes, it was draining and I would get exhausted and angry of the same pattern of drunken nights but I couldn’t bare to think of her injuring herself because I wasn’t there to take care of her.

As we reach the the top I perch myself on the top of the stairs, waiting for her to finish brushing her teeth.

Once she finished she dawdles to her bed where I make sure she has a glass of water, her phone is on silent and I tuck her in. “Goodnight”she smiles “Goodnight mum.” I sigh as I shut her door.

I make my way back downstairs and check my phone

Millie👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🫶 just snapchated you

Ah. Millie. I opened her snap to see “hey!! Wanna come over?” I smiled to yourself.I could use a distraction after all, i thought. “I would love to!” I typed back seeing her bitmoji pop up and start typing “okay! come over whenever” “leaving now🫶” i replied as she just typed “great see you soon🤭”

I turned off my phone off before placing it in my back pocket. What’s the worst that could happen? She was asleep. I pondered. So i grabbed my keys and left. Making the short trek to Millie’s house.

As i arrived i pulled my phone out to check the time

7:16pm

I pace to her front door and knock. Shortly after seeing the door open to the beautiful blonde. Smiling. “Hey!!” She can see that I try give a half-hearted smile and she put her arms out

Affection wasn’t really my thing, but I felt safe, secure in Millie’s arms. So I stepped and wrapped my arms around her. Resting my head on her shoulder. She wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed my cheek. Although it was quite. It wasn’t awkward. Volume speaks louder then words. As we stop hugging at the doorway she shuts her door and I follow her up to her room.

She closes the door behind her and sits besides me on her floor “one of those nights?” She asked and I just nod. “Awh, I’m sorry” she emphasises and pulls me closer to her.

Before saying anything else a lightbulb went off in her head as she couldn’t help but smirk

I look up at her “what?” I slightly smile back

“Need me to do the thing?” She asks seeing my smile widen and a blush apear across my face. “I wont make you ask today” she reassures and pulls me into her lap beginning to softly skitter her fingers across my sides

I start instantly squirming while letting out a soft flow of giggles “bahahahha mihihilieee!” “What? You wanted this!” She teased continuing to work her fingers on my sides

I bring my hands to cover my face, muffling the giggles pouring out of my mouth. Millie took note of this and then decided to start slowly scratching at my armpits, causing me to immediately shoot them down to my sides. Exposing my rather flushed face “See, don’t hide your laughs from me!” She smiled before scribbling all over my stomach, occasionally hitting the sensitive spot. Just above my belly button. My eyes widened before biting down on my lip, vigorously shaking my head. “Oh? Now your refusing to laugh for me?! Well you did ask for this!” She mused before lowering her acrylic nails down to my belly button In a circling motion. Millie knew how to make me crack, she did it enough times to know all of my sweet spots. “BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHOO” I squealed, before rocking from side to side while kicking my legs. “what? You know that I love this spot! It’s the one where you immediately burst into hysterics! It’s adorable to watch!“ she cooed before carrying on, teasingly swirling her fingernails into my belly button. “SWIHIIHTTTCHHH PAHAHARTSSS!!” I practically screamed, not being able to take much more of the belly button torture. “If you insist!” She exclaimed before jabbing her fingers into the spaces between my ribs. That’s when I give in and start squirming and sucking in my stomach. “NAHAHAHAH MIHILIEE!!” “Whatttt! I moved from your worst spot! I’m doing you a favour!” She stated before beginning to walk her nails back down your stomach. I winced and tried to hold her hand from crawling any further “OKAY IM SORRY!” I panicked as she just looked down at me and giggled. “I’m kidding, I don’t wanna overwork you. How about we just finish this off nice and soft?” She spoke in a subtle, comforting tone. “f-finish?”I absentmindedly said before slamming my hands to your mouth. Realising what I had just said. Millie found it rather endearing and she couldn’t hold back her beaming smile.

“Oh, I’m getting the impression you don’t want this to end just yet, that’s absolutely fine! I just didn’t want to push you past your limits, especially in a time like this” she reassured before kissing my forehead. I felt a lot of heat rise to my cheeks before just gently nodding. Millies Angelic smile never left her face as she returned her finger to my hips. Squeezing at them softly. I start bouncing and giggling uncontrollably. Although it was embarrassing to admit to anybody that I liked being tickled, I felt so safe with millie. It was like she understood me and she never judged. In fact she always offered and I always agreed. She told me she finds it sweet and adorable after I gained up the confidence to tell her.. and ever since then it’s been our favourite pass time. She then crawled her fingers up to my sides before using her fingertips to circle into them. God, normally I’d be embarrassed about how ticklish i was, even the slightest touch could make me flinch. But this was something millie took to her advantage. So it had its perks. Millie then adverted her eyes to mine, with nothing but pure love in them. She then decided to lightly scribble her fingers at my armpits. Seeing how desperately I was trying not to clench them into my sides. “nahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahaha hohohowwwe ahahareeee yoouuu sohohoho gohohoooddd ahahttt thhihiihs!!” I tried to say through my bubbly, high pitched giggles. “Well, since somebody likes tickles.. I have the perfect person to practice on!” She teased and my face blew up in a blush (again) Millie could then see my giggles becoming more spaced out and breathy, clearly becoming tired. She then took ahold of my foot and began dragging her nails down my black socks. My gaze soften and I melted into the tickly touch, stretching my foot backwards. “naha thahankyohou fohor thihis” I looked up, smiling at her and she continues to trail her nails up and down my socked foot. “you don’t need to thank me, it looked like you really needed this anyway”

[woso-dreamzzz]

Birthday

Hardersson x Child!Reader

Part of The Big Adventures Universe

Summary: It's your birthday

It's weird, you think, having Morsa with you on your birthday.

She's never been around for your birthday before. Things have always come up like last year when her plane got delayed and she had to sing you happy birthday through the phone while you sat in front of the cake with the Wolfsburg girls and Momma.

She made it up to you though with snacks and presents and big kisses and cuddles but you've never actually had Morsa at your birthday before, let alone your party.

You don't have friends your age but that doesn't matter because this year you have the Not-Wolfsburg girls at your house. They bring presents and party hats and lots and lots of unhealthy food that Momma is desperately trying to not let you see.

Morsa is running around like a chicken with its head on fire (you don't know what that means but Millie said it and you don't think she would lie to you). She's darting between the food table to you to the pile of presents and then back to you again.

Momma is running after her, muttering murderous words in Danish as she tries to move things around.

"Magda," She hisses as they both loop past you again," Stop adding more presents. Where did you even get these?!"

You're sitting on the floor, propped up on your knees as you play Connect Four with Guro and Jessie. You don't really understand the game but Jessie lets you put the counters where she tells you and that's enough for you.

Your pile of presents is sitting not too far away. You opened your presents from Mamma and Morsa this morning after Morsa let you drown your pancakes in syrup and spray a whole can of whipped cream over them.

It's gotten steadily bigger as everyone arrived for your birthday but Morsa keeps adding to it and you think it's annoying Momma a little bit.

"Yay!" You exclaim as you put the last counter in to get you and Jessie win. You throw your hands in the air as Jessie pulls you into a hug.

"Congrats, birthday girl!" Jessie says, cuddling you nice and tight.

You giggle before looking over her shoulder to Momma and Morsa arguing in hushed tones. Morsa's holding a party popper that Momma confiscates off her.

Morsa huffs in annoyance before peeling away to sit next to you and Jessie. You climb off Jessie's lap to crawl into Morsa's, who layers ticklish kisses all over your face.

It's still weird to have Morsa here on your birthday but it's a good weird. You like that she's giving you lots of affection. She never strays too far from you even when she lays out sugary snacks on the table.

She's got some little fairycakes on a plate that she hand feeds you as you sit in front of the tv watching Lady and the Tramp. It's a movie about puppies. You want a puppy when you're older but Momma and Morsa are still getting you settled in England so you don't think you'll get one for a long time.

"Morsa!" You giggle after she presses kisses onto your face after every bite.

"What?" She teases," I'm not doing anything!"

"Magda," Momma says as she approaches, crouching down to smile at you," You're going to ruin her appetite."

Morsa pouts. It's a bit of a weird expression on her face and it makes you laugh. "It's her birthday. She can eat whatever she wants."

You decide that you like Morsa being around on your birthday because she has good excuses like that. "Yeah, Momma," You say," It's my birthday!" You think for a moment and then gasp. "It's my birthday! Can I open my presents now?!"

Momma looks like she's going to refuse. Usually, you open her and Morsa's presents in the morning and then after dinner, you open presents from everyone else. It's not after dinner yet but a lot of the Not-Wolfsburg girls are yelling at Momma to let you open some of them.

Morsa's looking at her with big puppy dog eyes that she says you inherited from her and Momma sighs.

"Only a few," She says," Then we finish your movie, order dinner and then we open the rest."

"Thank you, Momma!" You bound to your feet and press a big kiss to her cheek before moving to your presents.

Millie crouches down next to you to help you open a few of them before Sam takes over. Momma says that sometimes Sam is like a big kid and you like that because she helps you rip open some of the wrapping paper with as much enthusiasm as you.

You get lots of new toys to play with and some new clothes too. You get some custom Not-Wolfsburg kits with almost everyone's number and name on which is okay and then a new Not-Wolfsburg scarf and hat that you like because it's only really the Not-Wolfsburg colours and the crest is very small so you can almost pretend that they're a normal hat and scarf.

You get some new footballs but your favourite present is the new Wolfsburg kit that Jessie got you. It's got your first name on the back with the number one and you cajole Morsa into helping you put it on then and there.

Momma laughs at the funny look on Morsa's face as she helps you change.

"Thank you, Jessie!" You cheer, barrelling into her arms and hugging her nice and tight.

"Oh, come on, Jessie!" Sam complains with a laugh," We're never going to get her to wear the Chelsea kit now!"

"It's her birthday," Jessie replies," She's allowed to wear what she wants."

"Yeah, Sam!" You stick your tongue out at her. "It's my birthday! I can wear what I want!" You sit down cross-legged on the floor and drag Sam's box closer to you.

She looks hopeful for a moment but you start pulling on the ribbon it was wrapped in and try to make a bracelet out of it, winding the ribbon around your wrist until it fit properly.

"Well," Momma laughs as she picks you up," What does this birthday girl want for dinner?"

You think for a moment before blurting out the name of your favourite fast food place (Millie and Sam took you for the first time without Momma's permission and you have been hooked ever since).

Momma makes a face and then you remind her that it's your birthday.

"Your usual, princesse?" Morsa asks, already loading the app to order.

"Yes, please!"

It takes a while for the food to get there because all of the Not-Wolfsburg girls order too but soon enough you're happily sitting on the sofa with your greasy food as the film plays on the tv.

Momma covers your eyes once you're done and you immediately know what's happening next. You wiggle impatiently until she uncovers you and everyone starts singing.

It's horribly off tune but you love it, eyes tracking Morsa as she walks in with the biggest cake you've ever seen with just the right number of candles for your age. It's obvious that Morsa didn't tell Momma how big it was because Momma looks shocked and a little bit annoyed at the size of it.

You love it though.

Having Morsa around for your birthday is the very best.

You blow out the candles and you think someone takes a picture of Momma and Morsa kissing your cheeks at the same time.

[rachi-roo]

Hii! I saw your requests open and I wanted to ask could you perhaps write some tickle headcanons for Vash from Trigun? Any version is fine, I just need more tickle content of that silly lil guy--

(Love your blog btw! <3)

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Trigun: Vash - Tickle Head Canons!

YES! YES! THANK YOU! I've wanted to write about this goobie woobie for so long! I've actually had some HCs written up for ages but never found silly Trigun fans to share them with! 😭 Bless your little socks anon!! Thank you for the opportunity to go HDBDIAOWKDBAI over my Vashy-Washy! XD Love you dust bunny!!!

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Lee:

Being inhuman has its perks. Not many but a few. Immortality is pretty cool. But in Vashs case, hanging out with the humans has brought upon a strange, problem, when it comes to physical touch.

At first, Vash had never heard of tickling or being ticklish. Why would he when everyone has only ever wanted to kill him? Until he met Meryl and Millie. One drunken party had led to a cuddle pile where the two females decided to attack the defenceless male, leading to the discovery. He is, in fact, very ticklish.

He is ticklish absolutely everywhere. Luckily, his huge coat and armour protect him most of the time. You'll have to catch him out of uniform to make him squeal.

Saying catch isn't really right, though. He loves being tickled and won't try to avoid an attack if he sees it coming. Like an obedient pup, he'll lay there and take it. Despite his wriggling, he does his best not to get away or stop those scribbling fingers.

His laugh is wonderful. Bright, loud, full of life. And he's very chatty whilst being wrecked. Being his usual goofy self, he'll say the most random things between his laughter.

"H-Hehey! Ahaha! Gohod I could reheheally go for a snAHAHACK rigihight now! Aha! Hah... Aww, why you stop?"

Brat. Brat. Bratty brat brat. Big playful goob. If he wants tickles, he'll follow you around all day until he gets them. Even if it means tickling you first to get a response, he'll do it. He'll poke you. Scare you. Steal a snack. Even throw some playful cheesy flirting your way.

His favourite are reward tickles.

"Didn't I do a good job taking care of those bandits? Come oooon, you know what to do~" He'd say, sprawling happily over your lap.

Praise him. Tell him how cute he is. It's the only time you might be able to fluster him instead of the other way round. If you manage to accomplish this, he'll cover his ears, trying to hide how red they go.

Drunk Vash tickles? Yes. His gangly limbs are so uncoordinated that he'll just flop around like a wet noodle. Hiccuping and snorting happily. Wolfwood takes full advantage of this as he's usually on the receiving end of tickles~

His most sensitive areas are his knees, ribs, and underarms. He also loves it when you tickle his palm. Having only one real hand means the one he's got needs extra love. The teddybear song is a personal favourite of his. Since he's a big kid, really.

Basically, he loves being tickled. Any time. Any place. For any reason. Laughter is so important to him. How could he not crave the sensation?

Ler:

Run. Just run. This man is a menace. Ever heard of the tickle monster? This guy gives him nightmares. In the best possible way.

For whatever reason, you look down in the dumps, or maybe you just committed the unspeakable SIN of eating his last doughnut. Vash is gonna getcha~

He'll chase you round all day, laughing with you as he puts on his 'villain' voice, cooing and teasing as he makes grabby hands at you as you try to flee.

"I'm gonna getcha~!"

"Mwahaha! You think you can escape the claws of Vash the humanoid Typhoon!? Nae! You will suffer at my hand, Mortaaaal!"

"Wow, you're quick! What's got you so frantic, I wonder? Haha!"

Once he catches you, it's over. He'll use his mechanic arm to hold your wrists, allowing his free hand to do the work.

He's a skitterer. Spider fingers are his favourites since they make his victims giggle the most. Changing spots every couple of seconds to keep you wriggling.

The sharpshooter had also invented his own adorable little game! He calls it 'Don't shoot'.

The ler surprises the Lee, aiming finger guns at them and calling 'Hands up!' The Lee has to respond quick as they can with 'Don't shoot!' Whilst throwing theirs hands up. If they're quick enough, the ler, Vash, approaches with his finger guns, circling and teasing the victim with anticipation. Faking a prod or two. The victim has to not flinch or giggle or they get 'shot' or rather, bombarded with tickly pokes.

Vash, being Vash, always makes the sound effects as he's poking you. "Pew! Pew! Pew! Should have stayed still, bandit!" He also loves being on the receiving end of this game, always losing, curling up as soon as those fingers get too close.

He's so gentle as a ler. Teasy and bubbly as always. He'll pull you into a hug, wriggling his fingers into your sides, blowing raspberries on your neck. He's a big guy, holding you still isn't difficult.

"Ah, Mon précieux, what a lovely singing voice you posesse~"

"A snort!? For me!? Oh my gosh, do it again!"

"Huh? Don't say tickle? Why shouldn't I say tickle? Is tickle a bad word? Is ticklish a bad word, too? What about tickled? Oh gosh, I'm saying all these awful tickly words! Oh well, I've sinned now, might as well go all out~ Tickle, tickle, tickle!"

Once he's tired you out, he'll hold you close to him, chuckling quietly at how flustered you are as he pets your hair. He'll share a doughnut if he feels he's been particularly mean~ Lucky you!

Vash, Vash, Vash. What a goobie woobie he is. My beloved sunflower 🥹 Making this a world build upon love and peace!!! 🤞 Marry me FUCK SAKE! XD

100% Switch!

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