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“Mike, kill that guy” and all its variations has replaced “mods, kill that guy” in my vocabulary.

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into the stratosphere for a crisp twenty dollar bill

If you pitch a baby of any faith at me I am not responsible for what happens next

go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?

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Remmick the typa guy to unironically use the phrase “as a white ally myself” in conversations no one invited him into

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It’s real neat that Sinners feels like it could be a reverse franchise. Like this movie feels like the last in the series, and then we could get prequels about: Smoke and Stack, (two movies even: the war stuff and the mob stuff) the Choctaw hunting Remmick (and how they first met), and Delta Slim in general.

Then we could get pre-prequels: Something about Smoke and Stack’s dad, Remmick before he became a vampire, list goes on!

Or there could never be any sequels and that’d be perfect too.

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I’m so completely normal about this

may have found a new favorite trope, in other news. unrelated.

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Three paths lay before you. Down the path on the left is Kendrick Lamar, down the middle path is Jorge Rivera-Herrans, and down the path on the right is autism.

And you have a choice to make.

common origins of suffering, euphoria, and ferret

substack

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The Knight: Man I sure hope nobody neg diffs me!

🐢:

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Hey why is nobody in the deltarune tags talking about THE AMALGAMATE. HELLO?

Im not enough of an expert to be the one who makes the lore posts about every implication!

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Your rarest ship is a pair who barely interact?

WEAK.

Sammy Lawrence x Norman ‘The Projectionist’ Polk

They do NOT interact in game. But they are isolationist freaks and I think they should KISS.

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Remmick and his 70 alternative accounts:

“I showed you my woke please respond”

Poor Sammie played literally his first gig and immediately got the worst fan to ever exist

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First time I saw Smoke and Stack I was like “ohhh these guys are a metaphor for some cosmic force aren’t they. These guys are death and taxes or something. They’re gonna be mysteriously unkillable.”

I wasn’t entirely wrong, the cosmic force is just Michael B Jordan.

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Yall wanna hear a spoiler free Spamton headcanon? It’s about his speech quirk. Only spoilers for chapter two. Under the cut because long

For context I have the double a battery (autism and ADHD) and sometimes in the middle of a conversation I’ll pinpoint focus on something I just said, and run back over one sentence in my brain so I get distracted from the conversation but then I realize I’m distracted so I have to put in effort to try to un-distract myself.

I headcanon that Spamton goes through something similar, but instead of his own thoughts and anxiety overwriting the conversation, it’s advertisements. And it’s happening constantly to the extreme degree.

So like as he says a sentence, tons of ads for the words in the sentence come up in his head, and that’s happening all the time so he has to constantly focus on it, which is also why he lets out revealing information.

So someone saying to him “are you okay” would flood his brain with like ‘is this app safe?’ ‘Verify your information here!’ ‘Check your location!’ And a bunch of other ads, and he has to split focus between the conversation and actually forming a response, and it takes so much effort that he might wind up saying “Of course I’m [Verified Account]!” And on top of it he also gets the same ad thing for the environment around him, and his thoughts.

It’s also like when you’re thinking about something else important, and you have to say something unrelated. Like if you’re thinking “I have to save that tumblr post” and someone asks what the weather is and you accidentally say “It’s tumblr outside today.” So that would be why things from his past replace ads in the dialogue, like “vacationing in burning acid.” I don’t want to call it ‘intrusive thoughts’ because that’s not really it. It’s also not like he has no filter. He has one, but it’s working overtime already

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Woke Tenna be like: CRT

(Also I deadass first heard the acronym in the context of television so it was very funny seeing political talk about it like damn did the tv piss you off that bad)

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Minor deltarune spoilers, just what a characters design reminded me of.

Looked up the artist because Shuttah reminded me of his style a bit: it’s Keith Haring!

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I don’t get it, could you explain it to me in Spamtenna terms?

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Shoutout to that time I was sick and tried to remember that Ultrakill phrase:

(If you can’t see the image/alt text: it’s a screenshot of my notes app, where I wrote: “ultrakill man is fuck/ Beef is feef/ Blood is dead”