#tom kaulitz memes

[braxlrose]

me after this perfect man,

died on Grey's Anatomy:

[lebdiesekunde]

the sweetest boy <3

[egy-th-faan]

WTF😭😭🤌🏻

[itsmealaiah]

🤭🤭🤭

[itzmaztercom]

Real, i was there

[teethondafloor]

Me when I'm with my parents and my bsf texts me to kms

[kirazwife]

WHOEVER MADE THIS SHIT OMFG!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING AND I FOUND IT ON PINTEREST BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO LOOK AT (I’m high too)

[noellecrushes]

how i looked at my dad when i crashed into a bush (the bush is okay)

[just-a-girl-07]

fr fr fr meeee fr fr soooooo truuuuue

[rawrheniexd]

XD

[mytragedyqueen]

𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 :𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘴😍✨🌸🥰💋🤳💅🎤🎸🎶💐👼🤘𝘮𝘦: 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘸𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦🙈🐎🏋🏼‍♂️✌️💪🌻💗🎇🍑🐐🕶️🌌🔥

[braxlrose]

y'all, quick question. when you see f!reader or fem!reader, do y'all think it means female reader or feminine reader?

[lebdiesekunde]

he looks so smoochable

[the-dumpster-fire-of-life]

Heyyy i was wondering if we could get some

Bill x short!reader hcs, but like reader is super short because bill is just a mountain of a boy ??

But about reader, even though they're short they're super very protective and really strong ? will not hesitate to fight somebody and already has ?

(hello! Thank you for requesting and sure I can! Here ya go and enjoy!)

Bill Kaulitz x Short!Reader

We all know Bill is quite tall and has always been a bit

But it don't matter because he is so proud of himself by being taller than YOU

he's is so corny with that shit and with his flirting

Will be incredibly cheesy and do pickup lines, lean over you and it all just to show you he is taller than you

He is an incredible asshole with it

If you're comfortable with it, he will come out of nowhere and just lift you up a bit by your waist

Just to surprise you and will use the opportunity to tickle the shit out of you

You sit on his lap a lot I feel and he just is living for it entirely

But even if he is taller than you, he acts like a little baby

Is the one to be laying on YOUR chest when lying down

Wants his hair played with, wants to be hugged

Everything, he's taller but he acts like a child

But what he does love about you is that you do not give a shit

He noticed you were a bit hot tempered early on when you all were close together and kiss

You were always shorter than the rest of them but were not afraid to clock them in their jaw

Tom was a subject to this growing up

You and Bill would constantly wrestle when you guys were kids and boy was surprised at how strong you were

He didn't let you win, he COULDN'T win

No matter how hard he tried, bitch was pinned down

He can be taller, he can pick you up, but he lives in fear of how strong you are

You can pick him up and the first time you did he yelped

I'm so sorry but he did

You do it now just to surprise him when he does it to you and sometimes you body slammed him when he made out mad growing up

You were an absolute crazy child and he did not help

Gustav was safe, Georg lived in fear and Tom egged you on the entire time

You guys get into a fair amount of screaming matches because you're both stubborn and hot tempered but it's okay

It all worked out in the end

But he has to watch over you all the time

Because if you're left alone and get mad??

Especially at paparazzi or people like fans making you uncomfortable??

Bill literally is scared for his and their lives

He has had to drag you away so many times as you kicked and tried to go back

You literally are up to fight any second of your life just for the hell of it

He admits, the headlines on tabloids are funny and when you get in fights, you look hot but he has to stop it

Not that he doesn't think you'll win, baby he knows you will, he just doesn't want you to go to jail

Especially if it's about him

But if something especially bad happens he'll let you have at it

Backs away with his hands up

"Beat his ass babe, I got your flower."

Y'all own that meme

You're down whenever and wherever and he cannot stop you so he must watch you

Bill knows he is taller, and at first glance you guys may see normal

But he has no control

You run this fucking relationship and he is forced to follow.

[mossy-fae]

I was throwing away magazines in my salon and EXCUSE ME???

[itzmaztercom]

NNEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!!