#tonight the streets are ours

[stedebonnit]

One thing I haven't stopped thinking about is that scene where Ed and Stede dine and dash and we get that glimpse as they run off giggling. Because really, more than the hopeful reunion, the soft confessions, more than the anger and bitter jabs, that moment was a glimpse into who they'll be as a couple.

Just a couple of chaos gremlins doing whatever the fuck they want and giggling the whole time, because when they're together the rest of the world fades away, its just them and their silly little whims.

[ventiswampwater]

miss ambrose

lester sinclair x afab!reader (with mentioned/implied bo x reader)

rating: explicit 

word count: 6.5k

“I been figurin’.” He picks at his teeth, flicking a stray piece of food into the brush. “He thinks ‘cuz he was the first one to see ya’ that he’s got some kinda claim on ya’.”

You begin accompanying Lester on his ventures to collect roadkill. Hijinks ensue. 

sorta fluffy, full of tomfoolery and humor, pretty disgusting n revolting!!

idk it’s about nasty handjobs and make-out sessions!! and roadkill!!! kinda infidelity/cheating vibes but it’s on bo??? so does it even count. he deserves it lmao. can fit in with my other fics or can be read as a standalone if u don’t want 2 slog thru me barking like a dog for bo!!!

read it here

also if ur down bad enough, I made a playlist for songs to listen 2 while u collect roadkill with this loser (affectionate)

ALSO this fic is sincerly dedicated to 

@raccoonspooky​, @ajarofpickledtears, @slutforguts, @darklylucid, @visceravalentines, @bric-a-brac-brooke, and @allthingsblood​ for commenting on this post n givin me the motivation to finish this narsty garbage

oh also this anon mwah

luv all of u wonderful critters. consider this my slutty halloween gift to u 

[imwritesometimes]

I'm not saying I hate every single human being alive that owns a motorcycle but also - godddddddd shut up. shut up shut up shut up ❗️shut the fuck up❗️

[couthbbg]

power intermittent….. trees coming down all the time (lost two good ones)….. must blog while I can…… who knows how long I have….

[tjerra14]

Ah yes, December. When it's so dark outside you need to turn on the lights in your bright, huge-window-in-practically-every-room flat. At 9 AM.

[whatimdoing-here]

Trader Joe's hashbrowns are just.... So worth whatever. 8 min in the air fryer.

[splattacks]

girl help the streets are flooding and it wont stop raining

[diabeticgirl4]

Aw man our power went out again :(

[cantquitu]

.

[flamefatalis]

So… I just lost basically 60% of my fish in a span of 4 hours 🙃

My nitrates spiked and my pH dropped to 6 in a matter of a few days (I literally just did a water change on Saturday and my levels were average) and I’m just… it doesn’t make sense??

I’m so unbelievably frustrated and sad because I spent SO MUCH TIME on my home aquarium only to lose pretty much all my fish.

[mrsconneryisunfaithful]

I was ignoring this 👇 as usual.

And then this 👇 happened. Like wtaf!

[mythvoiced]

-. greetings, it’s such a fine evening to be hopelessly into women~

[castielsupernatural]

the fact that title 42 is ending with the city’s solution being to just turn people onto the street when it was literally SNOWING yesterday makes me want to scream

[avatardoggo]

i am the smartest girl in school

[smfstump]

i am going to fist fight our power company good lord

[quacksense]

the very human experience of cheering for fireworks