#tothetrashwhereibelong

[androgymagnus]

btw that vehicular manslaughter monday post is exactly why i thought mbs was dark gritty media. look at that bg and the emptiness in their eyes. that's some "watching atrocities and being unable to stop it" shit. also multiverse traveling. i will not be swayed

also clearly implies the existence of triplets: benedict mcbenedict, whoever the second guy is, and whoever's driving the car

thats just curtain running himself over

but LKDJFGLKDJFG PLEASE i mean. the one of mr benedict is from him lowkey disassociating after recounting the whole "World Ending Catastrophe I've Been Trying To Stop For Like Ten Years Without Success" thing but the curtain one (the second one) is much funnier bc thats when a child spy crawled into his window, another bolted in, and he realized the third child he'd already been talking to was ALSO part of the child spy cabal, and he literally just stands there like 🧍‍♂️okay. this is happening.

anyway. you're not wrong. you are wrong. but you're also not wrong.

also @mvshortcut PLEASE. LOOK AT WHAT YOUVE DONE. I LOVE YOU

[thesorrowoflizards]

BENEDICT IS HIS LAST NAME??? ITS HIS LAST NAME???? BENEDICT IS NOT THE NAME HIS FUCKING MOTHER GAVE TO HIM?????????????????? HIS NAME IS FUCKING

NICHOLAS????

WHY IS THIS SHOCKING TO YOU

[luthiery]

(sending this here cuz asks are turned off in ur other blog, sorry) "i'm stressed they lost .7% in 15 minutes" <- i am SO glad im not the only one obsessively refreshing that poll. We were at 65%, I am starting to lose it aduhasiuauidashudha

i just got up and they're at 51% this is terrible 😭😭😭😭

(and no worries! i didn't even realise asks were turned off there)

[vamplanaut]

nicky: it's cool that booker and i are enjoying companiable silence

booker, eyes burning: he is taunting me

nicky: we are having nice cool bro time, how nice to spend time with our new friend booker :)

booker:

gif description: Tom from Tom and Jerry looking extremely haggard, taping his eyelids open. his eyes close again anyway. end description

[yusufstits]

i thought of u as soon as i saw that titties art, can't believe i forgot to send it lmao

SCREAM i'm so glad my brand is so well known

(the art)

[latinotiktok]

[ID: The "you can't defeat me" meme. Gomez Addams says, "you can't defeat me". Bodoque replies, "I know, but he can". There is then an explosion labeled "fraude electoral". End ID]

[naomi-worshipper]

canon

[ID: Death Note screenshots with text. The first one is L, with a "you won!" 8ball screen, and the text: "Did you let me win to cheer me up...? Thank you... Maybe I've been too harsh on you in the past... Maybe... We're even... Friends?" Light looks at him with disgust and says, "We are friends. And I love you. I didn't do that on purpose, I would never forfeit a game of 8ball even if it meant saving my dying mother. I want to rip you to pieces right now". End ID]

[boasamishipper]

the entire website when lizzie kicks the bucket

[ID: Yzma saying, "release the crabs, Kronk". End ID]

[dubiousdisco]

my mom wanted argentina to know brazil is rooting for them so here you go we love you argentina <33

[ID: A person wearing Brasil's NT jersey, holding the Argentinian flag with both arms behind themself. They have also painted the Argentinian flag on both cheeks, and are screaming "vamos hermanos!" End ID]

[normal-thoughts-official]

tothetrashwhereibelong -> normal-thoughts-official

[gustingirl]

i thought these tweets were too sexy to be left behind

[ID: Series of tweets about the double standards between European teams versus third world teams in the World Cup. They are as follows:

@\RoyNemer: "If an English player fouls, they call it grit and heart. If an Argentine or a South American does it, they are called dirty. The Dutch talk all of that talk before the game and they are called confident. Argentina react and they're called disrespectful. Haters gonna hate. [Argentina flag emoji]". Attached is a picture of the Argentinian team celebrating their win.

@\beingmich: "And to add an example from the most hated rival (Brazil): if an European has an outgoing personality, he's just full of life. If a South American dances after scoring a wondergoal, he's being disrespectful and deserves to be fouled all game [rolling eyes emoji]"

@\resistance_sa: "Nothing burns more than when a "third world" country triumphs over the former European colonizer. As an African, we are here to enjoy every minute." End ID] (thanks for the ID @tothetrashwhereibelong)

[androgymagnus]

also the man indeed is chainsaw

oh thank god the man is chainsaw

[thesorrowoflizards]

"someone told me i reminded them of sheldon" congratulations on not killing yourself

thank you it was a difficult fucking task

[vamplanaut]

"he's not even breaking a sweat" Nicky doesn't even know they're in a staring contest. this is just his natural state. hes like huh why is booker so red 👁️👁️

nicky: hey joe do you know why booker won’t look at me today? :(

joe: no reason dear. also I got you this new watch. don’t ask where the money came from :)

[yusufstits]

you tagging the backwards cap post yusufcore took me OUT thank you

(ur right)

hehehe 😈😈

[neomedievalistbr]

obrigado lulindo

[Pra Todos Verem: O Lula tomando posse da presidência, com uma manchete de jornal da TV que diz "Agora: Lula proíbe Genshin Impact". Fim da descrição]

descrição por @tothetrashwhereibelong